The Slammer Tour: Event Summary

Notables

Nolanator takes out SunnyBoy in the TC Junior final. This gives Papa, Momma and Junior of the same family a TC or EG championship.
The Enigma defeats Sutty on the 16th hole in their TC-D semifinal.
Nolanator and Sunnyboy could have played the white tees, but agreed to play the blues.
Nolanator could have played the white tees to challenge Chef but in a very classy sportsmanship way plays from the blues and defeats Chef mano a mano and is the new #1 !
Inch goes 3-0 with a bird and defends his ranking like Phaneuf at the blue line ! Huh ?
In the off season, Kevin of eQuinelle is an avid curler.
Thanks so much to DeeJay for doing doggie duty and doling out $30 to Sutty and Zenantics each, and $60 to Duke who had 2.
Thanks to StevieRay for meticulously calculating the Evolution Physio skins and awarding $40 each to Sutty, Duke and Swanny, the latter for an eagle.
Duke takes home the most coin for the day while Sutty loses all his matches but takes home the most coin in his group.
Sutty plays 10 hours of hockey a week and rides a stationary bike regularly.
Sutty was turned down as an adviser to Lance Armstrong during his Tour de France days because Sutty's approach was deemed too aggressive.

Quotables

Most golfers might be between clubs, but Pipeline is between putters.
Great course.
Just aim for the hole.
The Slammer Tour "head" doctor hotline.....with our luck Grumpy would answer !
They are going to take out some of these sand traps to build more houses...I would have spent half my day in the kitchen then.
"Bedlam" comes from an insane asylum referred to in the works of Charles Dickens. I don't know where "havoc" comes from but it's in my game.
Watch my happy feet when I swing.

Sat Oct 13, 2012

Summary
Twenty four Slammers signed up early for this fall event played at one of our favourite venues and were treated to a dry, slightly windy day at a well manicured course, and awesome hospitality in the clubhouse. The course expects to remain officially open until the end of the month, and then unofficially, meaning stakes will be removed etc. until no longer playable. We are Inski !

Stars
	Nolanator (r)
	Although his Slammer scoring average is inexplicably high, his golf acumen has developed as excellently as his fine character, and he shows it by stepping back to the blues with Chef, and beating him, along with Clang and SunnyBoy, and sweeping, becoming the new #1 ! His win over SunnyBoy was for the TC Junior Championship, so its an awesome double score for the young member of the Royal golf family from Aylmer. Outstanding !
	Pipeline (r)
	Pipeline smiled all day as he ground down Cuba and Eeyore and tied Sunny and ends up the #5 Slammer overall. His fairway hitting mastery and judicious use of 2 or 3 putters was a real spectacle which his adversaries could only admire and be victim to. Will he play a wedge then a driver on a par 4 next ? Stay tuned !
	Shorts (r)
	Shorts was neck in neck with Inch for stardom but gets the nod as he goes 3-0, with a bird and throws in an upset to move into 9th in the Slammer rankings. He has been dominating all year as his game has risen to a new consistent level, and his match play character is quiet, determined and calmly eviscerating to his opponents. Excellent !

Onsite Coordinator

Cuba

Stats

Attendance: 24
Scoring Average: 89
Birdie Average: 0.58
Course Rating: 8.5
Best aspects of course: We played the ball "down" and there were no issues with mud or bare spots as the course is well looked after all year round.

Kids

The Kids earned $23

Event Fees

ST Member: $56
EG Member: $49
EG Unl. Member: $42

UPSETS			DEFENCES
Challenger	Defender	Hole	Challenger	Defender	Hole
Shorts (r) [B7]	TJ [B5]	13	Clang [A26]	Nolanator (r) [O4]	10
Zenantics [A30]	Duke (r) [A19]	13	Clang [A26]	Chef [O1]	12
ToothFairy [B26]	Duke (r) [A19]	14	SunnyBoy [B50]	Nolanator (r) [O4]	12
Pipeline (r) [B25]	Eeyore [B1]	16	Eeyore [B1]	Cuba [A11]	14
Sunny [B21]	Eeyore [B1]	16	SunnyBoy [B50]	Chef [O1]	14
Nolanator (r) [O4]	Chef [O1]	17	Turtle [B22]	Shorts (r) [B7]	14
Pipeline (r) [B25]	Cuba [A11]	17	The Game [B67]	Shorts (r) [B7]	14
SunnyBoy [B50]	Clang [A26]	18	The Game [B67]	TJ [B5]	15
DeeJay [B29]	ShortStack (r) [A23]	18	Stevie Ray [C8]	Inch [B14]	15
			Sutty [C15]	Inch [B14]	16
			Sutty [C15]	The Enigma [B34]	16
			DeeJay [B29]	Swanny [A20]	16
			Zenantics [A30]	ToothFairy [B26]	16
			Sutty [C15]	Stevie Ray [C8]	17
			ShortStack (r) [A23]	Ticklar [A3]	17
			DeeJay [B29]	Ticklar [A3]	17
			Zenantics [A30]	Pepilepu [B11]	17
			Turtle [B22]	TJ [B5]	17
			Sunny [B21]	Cuba [A11]	17
			The Enigma [B34]	Inch [B14]	17
			ShortStack (r) [A23]	Swanny [A20]	17
			Stevie Ray [C8]	The Enigma [B34]	18
			Swanny [A20]	Ticklar [A3]	18
			The Game [B67]	Turtle [B22]	18
			Pipeline (r) [B25]	Sunny [B21]	18
			ToothFairy [B26]	Pepilepu [B11]	18
			Pepilepu [B11]	Duke (r) [A19]	18

INDIVIDUAL PLAYER STATS
Slammer	Score	Birds	Eagles	Dogs	Bones	Skins	Bones	Record	Points
Nolanator (r)	76	1	0	0	0	0	0	3-0-0	6
Shorts (r)	89	1	0	0	0	0	0	3-0-0	6
Inch	90	1	0	0	0	0	0	3-0-0	6
Swanny	84	2	1	0	0	1	40	2-0-1	5
Ticklar	84	0	0	0	0	0	0	2-0-1	5
Pipeline (r)	85	0	0	0	0	0	0	2-0-1	5
Chef	80	1	0	0	0	0	0	2-1-0	4
ToothFairy	83	0	0	0	0	0	0	2-1-0	4
Cuba	85	0	0	0	0	0	0	2-1-0	4
Pepilepu	86	2	0	0	0	0	0	2-1-0	4
TJ	91	0	0	0	0	0	0	2-1-0	4
The Enigma	94	0	0	0	0	0	0	2-1-0	4
Sunny	86	0	0	0	0	0	0	1-1-1	3
Duke (r)	94	2	0	2	60	1	40	1-2-0	2
Zenantics	85	0	0	1	30	0	0	1-2-0	2
DeeJay	89	1	0	0	0	0	0	1-2-0	2
SunnyBoy	89	0	0	0	0	0	0	1-2-0	2
Turtle	96	0	0	0	0	0	0	1-2-0	2
Stevie Ray	97	0	0	0	0	0	0	1-2-0	2
Sutty	96	2	0	1	30	1	40	0-3-0	0
Clang	90	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-3-0	0
ShortStack (r)	91	1	0	0	0	0	0	0-3-0	0
Eeyore	93	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-3-0	0
The Game	101	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-3-0	0

SKINS
HOLE	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	OUT	10	11	12	13	14	15	16	17	18	IN	TOTAL	SKINS
PAR	4	4	3	5	4	5	4	3	4	36	4	5	4	3	4	4	3	4	5	36	72
Swanny	5	5	4	3	6	4	7	5	4	43	6	7	4	4	3	4	4	4	5	41	84	1
Duke (r)	6	8	5	5	5	5	8	3	6	51	4	8	6	4	7	4	2	4	4	43	94	1
Sutty	7	5	2	7	6	7	6	5	5	50	5	5	5	5	3	6	7	5	5	46	96	1
Nolanator (r)	5	4	3	5	4	4	5	3	4	37	4	6	4	4	4	4	3	5	5	39	76	0
Chef	4	4	3	5	5	5	5	4	7	42	4	4	4	3	4	4	4	6	5	38	80	0
ToothFairy	6	4	3	6	4	5	5	5	5	43	5	5	4	3	4	5	3	6	5	40	83	0
Ticklar	4	5	3	5	5	5	6	3	5	41	4	5	6	3	5	5	5	5	5	43	84	0
Cuba	5	4	4	7	4	5	5	3	6	43	4	5	5	3	4	6	5	4	6	42	85	0
Pipeline (r)	4	5	3	6	6	5	4	5	7	45	4	5	4	4	4	5	3	4	7	40	85	0
Zenantics	6	5	3	7	4	5	5	4	5	44	4	6	4	3	5	5	4	5	5	41	85	0
Sunny	5	5	6	5	5	6	5	4	5	46	4	6	5	3	4	4	3	6	5	40	86	0
Pepilepu	6	5	3	6	6	4	4	4	8	46	5	4	6	3	4	5	3	5	5	40	86	0
Shorts (r)	8	4	3	4	4	6	5	4	4	42	5	5	6	3	4	7	6	4	7	47	89	0
SunnyBoy	6	5	4	5	5	5	5	3	5	43	7	5	7	4	4	5	3	6	5	46	89	0
DeeJay	7	5	4	6	4	7	4	3	5	45	4	5	5	5	5	5	5	6	4	44	89	0
Inch	6	6	4	5	6	4	6	4	6	47	6	5	4	3	5	5	4	5	6	43	90	0
Clang	7	5	3	6	6	6	7	4	6	50	5	5	5	3	4	4	3	4	7	40	90	0
ShortStack (r)	8	5	4	5	5	6	5	5	6	49	4	7	5	3	5	4	4	6	4	42	91	0
TJ	4	5	3	6	4	7	6	5	7	47	6	5	5	4	5	5	5	4	5	44	91	0
Eeyore	5	5	4	6	4	6	6	4	6	46	8	5	5	4	4	5	4	6	6	47	93	0
The Enigma	5	7	7	6	5	6	6	5	6	53	5	5	5	4	5	4	3	5	5	41	94	0
Turtle	7	5	4	7	5	5	6	4	7	50	5	7	4	4	6	6	4	5	5	46	96	0
Stevie Ray	6	4	4	5	5	5	5	5	6	45	8	6	6	4	6	6	7	4	5	52	97	0
The Game	6	7	5	7	5	7	4	8	5	54	5	7	5	3	5	6	4	7	5	47	101	0
TOTAL	0	0	1	1	0	0	0	0	0		0	0	0	0	0	0	1	0	0			3
Legend	E	Eagle or Better						B	Birdie		P	Par		G	Bogey or Greater					C	Cut-off birdie

PLAYER MATCHES
HOLE	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	10	11	12	13	14	15	16	17	18
	1U	2U	3U	3U	4U	5U	5U	5U	6U	7U	6U	7U	-	-	-	-	-	-
	5	4	3	5	4	4	5	3	4	4	6	4	-	-	-	-	-	-
	6	5	4	5	5	5	5	3	5	7	5	7	-	-	-	-	-	-
													-	-	-	-	-	-
RESULT: Nolanator wins 7 and 6 Start match at hole:

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