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Notables

  • TC updates... Ladies C - Precious defeats Aqua to become the season’s 3rd Tour Champion crowned thus far. These are two of the rookie Slammettes. This makes it a clean sweep – three ladies finals/six rookie Slammettes. .. Super Senior - Chubs devastates Davestator to advance to the Final against Rexall... Ladies B – The ToothFairy/Chill final was scheduled for today. Due to the Club Championship taking precedence, these two couldn’t play in the same group, and will therefore reschedule their final.
  • It’s a good thing that Chef never listens when Grumpy speaks, or I would have to apologize to him for my announcement about the new #1. Malone and Woodsy combined were able to pry most of his fingers and one thumb off those ropes, however he managed to put together the optimum ingredients which while blended were the perfect recipe that enabled him to hang on by a nail on the 18th. Chef is still sitting on that top rung that he earned on September 4th. Since then, he has 19 wins and 3 draws. Who tries next to serve Chef another loss since his last one on August 22nd at eQuinelle? Trivia Question: Who was last to beat Chef?
  • Welcome to eight Slammers playing in their inaugural event. Flagondry 3-0, Fodder 1-1-1, Metrics won his only match, upsetting #50. Duke 1-1-1, G-Baby 1-1, upsetting #75, Rulz. JMoney, Lips and Gaspeboy were all 0-3. Note: Although Gaspeboy went 0-3, his loss was on his 17th hole, where he had a bogie. By the way, so did his three opponents, Chef, Malone and Woodsy.
  • Warning to all you benevolent volunteers. There is a bit of a commotion when the Doggie Master is allowed to play through. It is a good thing, when nature calls, to allow movement, but then doggie duties have to adjust. Today's 68 bone doggies go to Rexall (3), Woodsy (8), XTour (10), Lips or Sunny (12), and Juice (16). By the time you read this, I will have finished investigating and emailed the stakeholders.
  • Thank you Papa Malone, BearCat, Steamer, and Stevie Ray for your doggie duties.
  • A special thank you for a yeoman's job to our own man from the navy, Steamer. He sat at his table, was handed the skins sheets and agreed to do the summary. His meal was probably cold. Thank you Juice for assisting him, and PizzaMan for auditing. See the chart to the right for the six skins. Dracula won two for 110 bones.

Quotables

  • “Rain, we love it!”
  • “Greens are supreme!”
  • “It’s too windy for the blimp today, so they have a helicopter providing aerial coverage. Can they do this in September next year?”
  • “C-c-c-cold!”
  • “Snow was nice!”
  • “F_ _ _! The ball went down my pants!”
  • “What good is a hot dog without mustard?”
 Event: Gatineau
Sat Oct 6, 2012
Summary
Ladder watchers beware! We arrive at Gatineau and notice that the set-up team is already finished their work. Does this happen magically? Does it happen while we are sleeping? Thank you to Slammers Blue, ShortStack, and Gator. Thanks also go to not-yet-recruited Jeff Wang (EGs 1st D-Class Champion in 2010). Many Slammers wore new spikes today as a result of a great fundraising idea. And who did we see on that team? Last year top rookie candidate (42 events), Charlie. His injured shoulder has not allowed him to Slam this year but everyone was happy to see him. Remember that ladder warning? Well, today, there are 31 upsets causing much movement on the rungs. Also today, we see 19 matches decided on the 18th hole, and another 19 decided on the 17th. Welcome to Match Play!

Stars
Number 7
This Leaf fan gets to watch some good hockey for a change! Yes, Number 7 is the winner of the four tickets to the Ottawa 67s game. He also wins a twosome at Prescott, a Slammer shirt and a Slammer hat. Number 7 upset Turtle (30) and Pepilepu (19). He also defeated XTour to go 3-0. Number 7 is one of the ladder jumpers, vaulting 47 steps.
Irons (r)
Irons also wins a twosome at Prescott, a pair of 67s tickets and a Slammer Tour hat. He also went 3-0 with an upset over Snake to ascend 13 rungs. Apologies Doc for not making the announcement at the event, but your sheet was temporarily lost. All is well, continue your improved Slamming.
Flagondry (r)
Tis true that this name looks very close to one of our new favourite golf courses. I challenge you all to find out why. Flagondry also wins the same prizes as Irons, and starts his career undefeated. Here’s hoping your flagon is full of mead.
Onsite Coordinator
  • Grumpy
Stats
  • Attendance: 67
  • Scoring Average: 91
  • Birdie Average: 0.42
  • Course Rating: 8.5
  • Best aspects of course: some say greens / some say "not the greens today"
Kids
  • The Kids earned $50
Event Fees
  • ST Member: $90
  • EG Member: $80
  • EG Unl. Member: $70

UPSETS DEFENCES
Challenger Defender Hole Challenger Defender Hole
Flagman (We Remember) [B64] Davestator (r) [B32] WDN IronManX [D22] Hambolo [B153] 11
Flagondry (r) [Unr] Harley (r) [B41] 14 Big Guy [D3] Danger [A44] 11
Flagman (We Remember) [B64] Steamer [A24] 15 Steamer [A24] Chubs (r) [A1] 11
Skeeter (r) [A34] T-bird [A32] 15 FrenchHooligan [C3] Newfie [B68] 12
Flagondry (r) [Unr] T-bird [A32] 16 ZenGirl [C8] IronMaiden [B25] 13
Blue [A20] Spud [A15] 16 Papa Malone [C24] Hambolo [B153] 13
LongIron (r) [B71] DeeWayne [O6] 17 SpoonHead [C19] Danger [A44] 13
Old Spice [A12] Smitty [A11] 17 Big Guy [D3] SpoonHead [C19] 13
ToothFairy [B26] IronMaiden [B25] 17 Davestator (r) [B32] Chubs (r) [A1] WDN
Inch [B10] PizzaMan [A9] 17 Lips (r) [Unr] Crenshaw [A3] 14
Flagondry (r) [Unr] Skeeter (r) [A34] 17 FrenchHooligan [C3] PokerFace (r) [B40] 14
G-Baby (r) [Unr] Rulz [A31] 18 ZenGirl [C8] ToothFairy [B26] 14
Number 7 [B29] Turtle [B13] 18 DeeWayne [O6] Fodder (r) [A19] 14
Number 7 [B29] Pepilepu [B7] 18 Stevie Ray [C5] Blue [A20] 15
Old Spice [A12] Ozone [A10] 18 Stevie Ray [C5] Sunny [B12] 15
Metrics (r) [Unr] Pukey J (r) [B20] 18 Davestator (r) [B32] Steamer [A24] WDN
Precious (r) [C20] Juice [A30] 15
Albatross (r) [B19] PizzaMan [A9] 15
Albatross (r) [B19] Inch [B10] 15
DeeWayne [O6] Rexall (We Remember) [C9] 15
Stevie Ray [C5] Spud [A15] 15
J-Money (r) [Unr] Irons (r) [A14] 15
Lips (r) [Unr] Dyke [B63] 16
Dyke [B63] Dracula (r) [A95] 16
Cuba [A8] Ticklar [A2] 16
BearCat [B39] Eeyore [B17] 16
Spud [A15] Sunny [B12] 16
Sunny [B12] Blue [A20] 16
Dyke [B63] Crenshaw [A3] 16
Aqua (r) [D4] Juice [A30] 16
IronManX [D22] Papa Malone [C24] 16
Turtle [B13] Pepilepu [B7] 16
XTour [B36] Pepilepu [B7] 16
BearCat [B39] Bubba [C6] 16
ChooChoo [C34] J-Money (r) [Unr] 16
Lips (r) [Unr] Dracula (r) [A95] 16
J-Money (r) [Unr] Snake (r) [B8] 16
ChooChoo [C34] Snake (r) [B8] 16
ChooChoo [C34] Irons (r) [A14] 16
Harley (r) [B41] Skeeter (r) [A34] 16
Bubba [C6] Eeyore [B17] 17
Duke (r) [Unr] Eeyore [B17] 17
G-Baby (r) [Unr] PuttPutt [A21] 17
Dracula (r) [A95] Crenshaw [A3] 17
Gaspeboy [Unr] Chef [O1] 17
Gaspeboy [Unr] Malone [O3] 17
Harley (r) [B41] T-bird [A32] 17
Newfie [B68] PokerFace (r) [B40] 17
Snake (r) [B8] Irons (r) [A14] 17
Flagman (We Remember) [B64] Chubs (r) [A1] 17
Aqua (r) [D4] Precious (r) [C20] 17
Rulz [A31] PuttPutt [A21] 18
XTour [B36] Turtle [B13] 18
Malone [O3] Chef [O1] 18
Woodsy [A4] Chef [O1] 18
BearCat [B39] Duke (r) [Unr] 18
XTour [B36] Number 7 [B29] 18
Duke (r) [Unr] Bubba [C6] 18
Woodsy [A4] Malone [O3] 18
Gaspeboy [Unr] Woodsy [A4] 18
Smitty [A11] Ozone [A10] 18
LongIron (r) [B71] Rexall (We Remember) [C9] 18
Taz [B34] chill (r) [B33] 18
LongIron (r) [B71] Fodder (r) [A19] 18
Rexall (We Remember) [C9] Fodder (r) [A19] 18

INDIVIDUAL PLAYER STATS
Slammer Score Birds Eagles Dogs Bones Skins Bones Record Points
Crenshaw 84 1 0 0 0 1 56 3-0-0 6
Chubs (r) 80 0 0 0 0 0 0 3-0-0 6
Flagondry (r) 81 1 0 0 0 0 0 3-0-0 6
Blue 84 1 0 0 0 0 0 3-0-0 6
Irons (r) 85 0 0 0 0 0 0 3-0-0 6
Number 7 87 0 0 0 0 0 0 3-0-0 6
Eeyore 91 0 0 0 0 0 0 3-0-0 6
Rexall (We Remember) 86 1 0 1 69 0 0 2-0-1 5
Malone 78 2 0 0 0 1 56 2-0-1 5
Juice 90 1 0 1 69 0 0 2-0-0 4
Dracula (r) 90 2 0 0 0 2 112 2-1-0 4
Chef 80 1 0 0 0 0 0 1-0-2 4
Hambolo 82 0 0 0 0 0 0 2-0-0 4
Flagman (We Remember) 82 1 0 0 0 0 0 2-1-0 4
Danger 84 1 0 0 0 0 0 2-0-0 4
Sunny 85 1 0 0 0 0 0 2-1-0 4
Fodder (r) 85 1 0 0 0 0 0 1-0-2 4
PuttPutt 85 0 0 0 0 0 0 2-0-0 4
Old Spice 85 0 0 0 0 0 0 2-0-0 4
Pepilepu 86 0 0 0 0 0 0 2-1-0 4
Skeeter (r) 87 1 0 0 0 0 0 2-1-0 4
PokerFace (r) 88 2 0 0 0 0 0 2-0-0 4
ToothFairy 89 1 0 0 0 0 0 2-0-0 4
Snake (r) 89 0 0 0 0 0 0 2-1-0 4
Inch 89 0 0 0 0 0 0 2-0-0 4
Woodsy 80 1 0 1 69 1 56 1-1-1 3
LongIron (r) 87 0 0 0 0 0 0 1-1-1 3
Bubba 91 0 0 0 0 0 0 1-1-1 3
Duke (r) 93 0 0 0 0 0 0 1-1-1 3
T-bird 96 1 0 0 0 1 56 1-2-0 2
Ticklar 83 1 0 0 0 0 0 1-0-0 2
G-Baby (r) 86 1 0 0 0 0 0 1-1-0 2
Spud 87 0 0 0 0 0 0 1-2-0 2
IronMaiden 89 0 0 0 0 0 0 1-1-0 2
PizzaMan 89 1 0 0 0 0 0 1-1-0 2
Steamer 89 0 0 0 0 0 0 1-2-0 2
Turtle 92 0 0 0 0 0 0 1-2-0 2
Dyke 92 0 0 0 0 0 0 1-2-0 2
Precious (r) 93 0 0 0 0 0 0 1-1-0 2
Metrics (r) 95 1 0 0 0 0 0 1-0-0 2
Newfie 95 1 0 0 0 0 0 1-1-0 2
J-Money (r) 95 0 0 0 0 0 0 1-2-0 2
Papa Malone 100 0 0 0 0 0 0 1-1-0 2
SpoonHead 101 0 0 0 0 0 0 1-1-0 2
Smitty 88 0 0 0 0 0 0 0-1-1 1
chill (r) 93 0 0 0 0 0 0 0-0-1 1
Ozone 95 0 0 0 0 0 0 0-1-1 1
Taz 95 1 0 0 0 0 0 0-0-1 1
XTour 93 0 0 1 69 0 0 0-3-0 0
Lips (r) 99 0 0 1 69 0 0 0-3-0 0
Gaspeboy 82 0 0 0 0 0 0 0-3-0 0
Cuba 84 1 0 0 0 0 0 0-1-0 0
Rulz 90 0 0 0 0 0 0 0-2-0 0
DeeWayne 92 1 0 0 0 0 0 0-3-0 0
Stevie Ray 93 0 0 0 0 0 0 0-3-0 0
ChooChoo 94 0 0 0 0 0 0 0-3-0 0
Pukey J (r) 97 0 0 0 0 0 0 0-1-0 0
Harley (r) 97 0 0 0 0 0 0 0-3-0 0
Aqua (r) 97 0 0 0 0 0 0 0-2-0 0
BearCat 97 0 0 0 0 0 0 0-3-0 0
ZenGirl 99 0 0 0 0 0 0 0-2-0 0
Albatross (r) 99 0 0 0 0 0 0 0-2-0 0
FrenchHooligan 103 0 0 0 0 0 0 0-2-0 0
Princess 105 0 0 0 0 0 0 0-0-0 0
IronManX 108 0 0 0 0 0 0 0-2-0 0
Grumpy 112 0 0 0 0 0 0 0-0-0 0
Big Guy 115 0 0 0 0 0 0 0-2-0 0
JMan inactive WDN 0-0-0 0
Davestator (r) WDN 0-3-0 0

SKINS
HOLE 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 OUT 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 IN TOTAL SKINS
PAR 4 4 3 5 4 4 4 3 5 36 3 4 3 4 4 5 3 5 4 35 71
Dracula (r) 7 3 4 7 5 3 5 5 5 44 5 5 3 4 6 6 4 7 6 46 90 2
Malone 7 5 3 4 4 4 4 4 4 39 4 5 4 4 4 5 3 6 4 39 78 1
Woodsy 6 4 4 5 3 4 4 3 6 39 5 5 4 4 5 5 3 6 4 41 80 1
Crenshaw 7 4 4 5 5 5 6 4 8 48 3 5 2 4 4 6 3 5 4 36 84 1
T-bird 5 5 3 5 7 7 4 4 6 46 4 3 8 6 5 7 4 6 7 50 96 1
Chef 5 4 3 4 4 5 5 3 7 40 6 4 3 5 4 5 3 6 4 40 80 0
Chubs (r) 4 6 4 5 5 5 4 3 5 41 4 4 3 4 5 5 4 5 5 39 80 0
Flagondry (r) 5 6 3 4 4 4 4 4 6 40 4 5 3 5 6 6 3 5 4 41 81 0
Gaspeboy 6 5 3 6 5 5 4 3 5 42 4 4 3 5 5 5 3 6 5 40 82 0
Hambolo 5 4 3 6 5 4 4 4 6 41 4 5 3 4 4 5 4 8 4 41 82 0
Flagman (We Remember) 5 4 3 7 5 4 5 4 7 44 4 4 3 4 5 4 5 5 4 38 82 0
Ticklar 6 5 4 4 4 5 5 3 5 41 4 6 3 5 5 5 4 6 4 42 83 0
Danger 5 6 3 4 4 5 4 4 7 42 4 5 3 6 5 6 3 6 4 42 84 0
Blue 5 5 4 5 4 5 6 5 5 44 3 5 3 4 6 6 2 5 6 40 84 0
Cuba 4 4 3 4 5 5 6 3 6 40 4 4 5 6 6 6 4 5 4 44 84 0
Fodder (r) 5 5 3 4 5 5 4 4 8 43 4 5 3 5 5 5 4 7 4 42 85 0
Irons (r) 5 4 5 5 6 6 6 3 5 45 3 6 3 4 4 7 4 5 4 40 85 0
PuttPutt 5 6 4 5 4 5 5 5 5 44 3 5 3 6 5 5 4 6 4 41 85 0
Old Spice 6 6 3 5 4 6 7 4 6 47 4 4 3 4 4 7 3 5 4 38 85 0
Sunny 5 6 4 4 5 6 7 3 5 45 3 6 3 4 6 5 3 5 5 40 85 0
Pepilepu 5 5 4 6 4 5 4 4 5 42 4 6 3 6 4 5 3 7 6 44 86 0
Rexall (We Remember) 5 7 2 5 4 5 4 4 7 43 4 5 4 7 5 6 3 5 4 43 86 0
G-Baby (r) 6 6 3 4 5 6 4 5 5 44 4 6 4 4 5 5 4 6 4 42 86 0
Skeeter (r) 5 5 4 4 6 5 6 3 5 43 4 5 3 5 6 5 4 7 5 44 87 0
Number 7 4 4 4 6 5 5 7 4 5 44 5 4 3 5 8 6 3 5 4 43 87 0
LongIron (r) 5 4 4 8 4 6 5 3 6 45 3 7 4 4 6 5 4 5 4 42 87 0
Spud 6 4 3 6 6 5 4 3 6 43 4 5 4 4 7 5 4 5 6 44 87 0
PokerFace (r) 6 5 2 5 4 4 7 5 6 44 3 8 4 6 4 5 4 7 3 44 88 0
Smitty 6 5 5 5 5 5 5 6 5 47 4 5 3 5 5 5 4 5 5 41 88 0
Snake (r) 6 5 4 5 4 5 6 3 5 43 4 6 4 6 4 7 3 7 5 46 89 0
ToothFairy 6 5 3 6 5 6 6 3 5 45 4 4 6 4 5 4 4 6 7 44 89 0
Inch 5 4 3 8 5 4 5 3 6 43 4 6 4 6 5 5 4 5 7 46 89 0
Steamer 5 8 5 6 5 5 5 4 5 48 5 6 3 5 4 5 4 5 4 41 89 0
IronMaiden 6 5 3 6 5 5 4 3 6 43 4 6 4 4 5 5 5 7 6 46 89 0
PizzaMan 7 5 4 4 5 5 5 3 5 43 5 5 3 4 6 7 4 6 6 46 89 0
Juice 5 6 3 8 5 5 4 4 8 48 4 5 3 5 5 6 2 8 4 42 90 0
Rulz 4 8 6 6 6 5 4 4 6 49 5 5 4 4 4 6 3 5 5 41 90 0
Eeyore 4 6 3 6 4 6 6 4 6 45 4 5 3 6 6 7 4 5 6 46 91 0
Bubba 5 4 4 7 4 5 5 5 7 46 4 6 3 8 5 6 3 6 4 45 91 0
DeeWayne 5 7 4 6 5 5 5 3 7 47 5 5 3 7 7 6 2 6 4 45 92 0
Dyke 6 5 4 7 5 5 6 4 6 48 5 5 4 5 4 6 4 5 6 44 92 0
Turtle 6 5 3 6 5 6 6 3 7 47 3 5 5 4 7 5 4 7 5 45 92 0
XTour 7 6 3 5 4 7 4 3 7 46 3 8 4 5 5 7 4 5 6 47 93 0
Duke (r) 5 7 4 6 4 7 7 4 6 50 3 6 4 5 5 6 3 6 5 43 93 0
Stevie Ray 7 4 4 7 5 7 6 4 5 49 4 5 3 5 6 6 3 6 6 44 93 0
Precious (r) 5 5 3 5 6 5 5 5 6 45 6 5 4 6 6 6 4 5 6 48 93 0
chill (r) 6 5 4 6 5 4 5 3 6 44 7 4 3 5 7 6 4 8 5 49 93 0
ChooChoo 5 7 4 7 5 6 6 4 5 49 4 5 5 5 6 6 4 6 4 45 94 0
Taz 5 4 4 4 6 6 5 6 7 47 4 8 3 5 5 7 3 8 5 48 95 0
Ozone 5 5 5 5 4 6 5 4 5 44 4 8 7 4 8 7 3 5 5 51 95 0
J-Money (r) 6 6 3 5 5 5 6 5 8 49 4 4 5 5 4 8 3 7 6 46 95 0
Metrics (r) 5 4 6 5 5 6 7 4 6 48 3 5 5 7 7 7 4 6 3 47 95 0
Newfie 6 4 4 4 5 5 7 3 8 46 3 7 3 7 5 7 4 7 6 49 95 0
BearCat 6 5 4 6 5 6 6 4 5 47 4 5 6 8 7 6 4 5 5 50 97 0
Harley (r) 7 5 6 7 5 5 5 3 7 50 4 5 3 5 6 6 5 8 5 47 97 0
Pukey J (r) 6 5 4 7 5 5 5 6 7 50 5 5 5 5 7 6 4 5 5 47 97 0
Lips (r) 7 6 3 5 5 7 6 4 6 49 4 6 3 6 6 8 4 6 7 50 99 0
Albatross (r) 6 6 3 6 4 8 5 4 7 49 4 6 7 6 5 8 4 5 5 50 99 0
ZenGirl 6 7 3 5 5 5 7 5 7 50 5 7 8 4 5 5 4 6 5 49 99 0
Papa Malone 5 8 5 6 5 5 6 3 6 49 5 7 4 5 7 5 3 7 8 51 100 0
SpoonHead 6 8 3 6 8 5 8 4 5 53 5 8 3 7 6 6 4 5 4 48 101 0
FrenchHooligan 7 4 5 6 6 6 7 4 8 53 4 4 5 5 6 7 5 6 8 50 103 0
Princess 7 8 5 7 7 6 6 5 5 56 4 7 3 5 4 6 6 8 6 49 105 0
IronManX 8 7 3 6 7 5 8 5 7 56 5 5 3 8 6 7 5 6 7 52 108 0
Grumpy 8 6 5 7 5 6 7 6 7 57 6 5 8 5 8 6 4 6 7 55 112 0
Big Guy 8 8 4 7 7 6 6 6 6 58 6 8 6 7 6 6 3 7 8 57 115 0
TOTAL 0 1 0 0 1 1 0 0 1 0 1 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 6
Legend E Eagle or Better B Birdie P Par G Bogey or Greater C Cut-off birdie

PLAYER MATCHES
HOLE 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18
AS 1U 2U 2U 1U 2U 2U 1U AS 1U 2U 2U 2U 2U -
7 5 3 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 5 4 4 4 5 3 6 -
6 5 3 6 5 5 4 3 5 4 4 3 5 5 5 3 6 -
1U 1U 1U AS AS -
RESULT: Malone wins 2 and 1 Start match at hole:
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