The Slammer Tour: Event Summary

Notables

NOTABLE: Slammers going 3-0-0 today are Sunny, KaDaver, Pipeline, and brothers springlakes and Compressor. Great!!
TC MATCHES - Congrats to all that advance to the next round!:
TC A: Cuba vs Clang all square!
TC B: Sunny vs Slapshot with Sunny winning on the 18th!
TC B: Blue vs Banzai, Blue wins 2 and 1!
TC C: KidsClub vs Robo, KC wins 2 and 0!
RULES REMINDER: You have 30 seconds to hit your ball!
RULES REMINDER 2: Nobody can tell you what you must do! Take in all the information and make a decision based on your knowledge of the rules of golf and the Slammer rules. If your fellow Slammer disagrees, let them file a claim. Don't be bullied into a course of action!!
TAN CO DOGGIES: All the par 3s had puppies. Doggies worth 30 bones a pop went to Blue(2 @ 15 ft), ChipMeIn (7 @ 4 ft), Rexall (13 @ 15 ft) and Sunny (South 16 @ 6 ft). These par 3s were tough. Congrats!!
EVOLUTION PHYSIO SKINS: it was a 4 skin day since there were no ladies playing and since there were 4 skins worth 28 bones per. Skins were won by Sutty, Clang, Cuba, and Sunny. Well done!!
MANY THANKS: to Sunny for doing a great job as Doggie Master and TJ for being the efficient Skin Masters! Your volunteerism is much appreciated by all the Slammers!!
NOTABLE: One third of the Slammers today are in their 1st year! Slammer vets, lets make these Rookies feel at home. They are of course Slammers just like all of us!!

Quotables

I was scared (explaining why the putt made it 1/2 way to the hole..Chipmein!!
You say your shadow gets in your way!! But if you didn't have one, that would be a bigger problem!!
Protest!..I suck!!
Your golf swing and baseball have a lot in common...you just had a long home run over the fence but you won't get your ball back since a fan has it...it is OB!!
I can't live without beer!!
My provisional is a Titlelist....and your first is a deep woods!!
He says potato and I say po tat toe... but he says your screwed!!
The cart girl as we are teeing off on 10 says at 4:00, I'm not coming around again, it is last call for anything if you want anything. The Slammer responds, "you're going home and we are screwed for drinks"!!
Take out your driver!! We want to see how far in the woods your ball goes!!
Loved it today! Challenge me anytime since I love your 5 bucks!!
Yeah but that is so much better than those guys that hide in the weeds not challenging!!
We loved playing with your brother...he is fun...but let him out more often with his driver!!
Pommie, must be having a bad round. We can't hear him yelling!!
Can I pick up now? No you can pick up after 2 more strokes....he three putts!!
Some of these guys are good needs to be changed, at least at this course, to most of these guys suck!!
We got 2 half jugs and 1 full jug for the price of one since the keg ran out on the 2 half jugs!! KC and Sutty, you lucky dogs!!

Sat Jul 7, 2012

Summary
As we think back 6 months ago in the cold of winter, we thought, gimme those hot summer days of golf with mid summer conditions. And that is exactly what we got today. A hot summer day, outstanding summer golf conditions where the greens were fast, the fairways were like carpet lightly moistened and the service was extremely good. Picture perfect as we think about ideal summer golf days. 24 Slammers enjoyed their golf and match play at this Slammer event. The public noticed as the Slammers names were announced as we teed off. They must of thought we were this golf event of great golfers. We just Slammed as we enjoyed the wonderful experience of match play golf on the Slammer Tour. And yes, summers are meant to cap off a round of golf on the 19th hole by enjoying suds on the patio. Did you know that beer is the world's most widely consumed alcoholic beverage. This is what summer golf is all about... enjoying golf in perfect weather, Slammer Tour events, your fellow Slammers, golfers and buds, some great (and not so great) golf and a patio based 19th hole with refreshments. Lets enjoy the summer my fellow Slammers and good luck to all who are seeking to qualify for their team at the Commish Cup!!

Stars
	Sunny
	Sunny, the first star, comes out to Loch March to play some match play golf. He goes 3-0-0 winning all his matches, wins his TC B match against Slapshot, has a birdie, a dog, and a skin, the trifecta!! Congratulations on your great match play results!!
	KaDaver
	He is not a stiff man!! This easy going Slammer was hot today as he goes 3-0-0. He is one of the few that scores well below his scoring average as he focuses on his match play results. This former junior champ heads up the EG/Slammer Junior program and teaches by example. Well done!!
	Pipeline (r)
	This solid, solid player takes home the 3rd star honours as goes undefeated. He successfully defends against Pommie and Boomer on the 13 going 7 and 5 and XTour on the 18th. Excellent!!

Onsite Coordinator

KidsClub

Stats

Attendance: 24
Scoring Average: 93
Birdie Average: 0.42
Course Rating: 9
Best aspects of course: Fairways and greens in outstanding condition

Kids

The Kids earned $21

Event Fees

ST Member: $62
EG Member: $53
EG Unl. Member: $44

UPSETS			DEFENCES
Challenger	Defender	Hole	Challenger	Defender	Hole
Sutty [C18]	KidsClub [C4]	17	Irons (r) [A95]	KaDaver [A11]	13
Boomer [C26]	Pommie [C17]	17	Irons (r) [A95]	Skeeter (r) [A29]	13
XTour [B23]	TadPole [B13]	17	Boomer [C26]	Pipeline (r) [B16]	13
Rexall (We Remember) [C1]	Cuba [A20]	18	Pommie [C17]	Pipeline (r) [B16]	13
Chipmein [B95]	Cuba [A20]	18	Pommie [C17]	TJ [B29]	14
SlapShot [B37]	Blue [A25]	18	Irons (r) [A95]	Intruder (r) [A27]	14
springlakes [A17]	Pouf (r) [A4]	18	Boomer [C26]	TJ [B29]	15
			Banzai [B124]	SlapShot [B37]	15
			Banzai [B124]	Sunny [B5]	16
			Blue [A25]	Sunny [B5]	16
			Robo (r) [D6]	Sutty [C18]	16
			Intruder (r) [A27]	KaDaver [A11]	16
			Skeeter (r) [A29]	KaDaver [A11]	16
			Robo (r) [D6]	Compressor (r) [B18]	16
			KidsClub [C4]	Compressor (r) [B18]	16
			Rexall (We Remember) [C1]	Clang [A26]	17
			Banzai [B124]	Blue [A25]	17
			Sutty [C18]	Compressor (r) [B18]	17
			TadPole [B13]	Pouf (r) [A4]	17
			XTour [B23]	Pouf (r) [A4]	17
			Robo (r) [D6]	KidsClub [C4]	18
			SlapShot [B37]	Sunny [B5]	18
			Clang [A26]	Cuba [A20]	18
			Chipmein [B95]	Clang [A26]	18
			Chipmein [B95]	Rexall (We Remember) [C1]	18
			XTour [B23]	springlakes [A17]	18
			TadPole [B13]	springlakes [A17]	18
			TJ [B29]	Pipeline (r) [B16]	18
			Skeeter (r) [A29]	Intruder (r) [A27]	18

INDIVIDUAL PLAYER STATS
Slammer	Score	Birds	Eagles	Dogs	Bones	Skins	Bones	Record	Points
Sunny	86	1	0	1	30	1	28	3-0-0	6
KaDaver	77	1	0	0	0	0	0	3-0-0	6
Pipeline (r)	82	1	0	0	0	0	0	3-0-0	6
springlakes	92	0	0	0	0	0	0	3-0-0	6
Compressor (r)	97	0	0	0	0	0	0	3-0-0	6
Rexall (We Remember)	89	1	0	1	30	0	0	2-1-0	4
Clang	90	1	0	0	0	1	28	1-0-2	4
Sutty	99	1	0	0	0	1	28	2-1-0	4
Intruder (r)	84	0	0	0	0	0	0	2-1-0	4
TJ	85	0	0	0	0	0	0	2-1-0	4
SlapShot	89	0	0	0	0	0	0	2-1-0	4
Pouf (r)	93	0	0	0	0	0	0	2-1-0	4
Chipmein	89	1	0	1	30	0	0	1-1-1	3
Blue	92	0	0	1	30	0	0	1-2-0	2
Skeeter (r)	89	0	0	0	0	0	0	1-2-0	2
XTour	97	0	0	0	0	0	0	1-2-0	2
Boomer	101	2	0	0	0	0	0	1-2-0	2
KidsClub	105	0	0	0	0	0	0	1-2-0	2
Cuba	93	1	0	0	0	1	28	0-2-1	1
Banzai	95	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-3-0	0
TadPole	98	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-3-0	0
Irons (r)	99	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-3-0	0
Pommie	102	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-3-0	0
Robo (r)	108	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-3-0	0

SKINS
HOLE	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	OUT	10	11	12	13	14	15	16	17	18	IN	TOTAL	SKINS
PAR	4	3	4	4	5	5	3	4	4	36	4	4	4	3	5	5	3	4	4	36	72
Sunny	6	3	4	5	7	5	4	5	5	44	6	4	4	5	6	6	2	5	4	42	86	1
Clang	6	3	5	4	5	4	4	5	5	41	6	4	5	6	6	7	4	4	7	49	90	1
Cuba	5	4	8	4	8	5	4	5	4	47	7	4	3	5	5	7	4	5	6	46	93	1
Sutty	6	5	3	6	8	6	3	8	5	50	5	5	8	4	6	7	4	6	4	49	99	1
KaDaver	5	4	4	4	6	5	3	5	5	41	5	4	4	3	4	5	3	4	4	36	77	0
Pipeline (r)	6	3	5	5	6	7	3	4	4	43	5	4	4	3	4	7	3	5	4	39	82	0
Intruder (r)	4	4	5	5	5	6	3	5	5	42	5	4	5	3	5	5	5	6	4	42	84	0
TJ	6	3	6	4	6	5	5	4	5	44	7	4	4	3	6	5	3	4	5	41	85	0
Skeeter (r)	4	3	4	4	6	5	4	4	5	39	5	4	8	4	6	6	8	4	5	50	89	0
SlapShot	5	3	6	5	6	5	3	4	4	41	4	5	5	6	6	6	4	7	5	48	89	0
Rexall (We Remember)	5	5	5	3	6	5	4	5	5	43	6	6	5	3	5	7	5	5	4	46	89	0
Chipmein	4	5	5	4	5	5	2	5	5	40	6	4	6	5	5	8	4	6	5	49	89	0
springlakes	5	4	4	6	8	6	5	5	5	48	5	5	5	5	6	5	5	4	4	44	92	0
Blue	5	3	5	5	8	7	4	4	6	47	4	4	6	5	6	7	3	4	6	45	92	0
Pouf (r)	6	4	4	4	6	5	5	4	8	46	6	4	5	6	5	6	6	4	5	47	93	0
Banzai	4	4	4	5	8	5	4	4	4	42	5	5	5	7	6	8	4	5	8	53	95	0
XTour	6	4	6	5	5	5	3	4	8	46	6	5	5	4	8	5	7	5	6	51	97	0
Compressor (r)	8	3	6	4	6	8	6	4	6	51	7	5	6	4	5	6	4	5	4	46	97	0
TadPole	7	5	4	4	6	8	4	7	8	53	4	4	5	5	6	6	4	6	5	45	98	0
Irons (r)	7	4	4	4	7	8	5	5	4	48	7	6	6	4	7	5	6	5	5	51	99	0
Boomer	7	5	5	3	7	7	2	5	5	46	7	6	8	4	5	8	5	5	7	55	101	0
KidsClub	6	4	5	5	7	8	5	8	4	52	7	5	5	5	6	8	5	7	5	53	105	0
Robo (r)	8	6	7	6	6	8	5	5	5	56	5	5	8	3	8	7	5	5	6	52	108	0
TOTAL	0	0	1	0	0	1	0	0	0		0	0	1	0	0	0	1	0	0			4
Legend	E	Eagle or Better						B	Birdie		P	Par		G	Bogey or Greater					C	Cut-off birdie

PLAYER MATCHES
HOLE	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	10	11	12	13	14	15	16	17	18

	5	4	4	4	6	5	3	5	5	5	4	4	3	4	5	3	4	4
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