 Notables - TC Open – Tadpole advances over Ticklar.
- TC ‘A’ Match – Cuba advances over Ticklar.
- TC ‘Parent/Child’ Match – Toothfairy and Nolanator advance by defeating Mace and Mase on the 12th hole.
- TC ‘C’ Match – Snake defeats Penzie.
- Our most adorned Pearl has been playing with much pain this season. Trouble usually comes with bad weather. Ticklar had to withdraw after the 9th hole and the good sport that he is, apologized to his playmates, gave them their five bones, and sadly had to depart.
- Although he isn’t in the field, I would like to tip my hat to Chef. Yesterday at eQuinelle, we all heard about his eight skins and score of 67, BUT did you know how he marked a doggie ball that was five inches from the cup? His ball was in front of the cup, he measured it and marked the exact same distance behind the cup, thus not blocking the hole for somebody to get inside. What a sport!
- ‘Tis true, Grumpy has a 2 and another 2 for his 3rd 2 this weekend. His two birds and a dog earned him 49 bones.
- Cuba (62), drove Grumpy (49), and Smitty (37- one dog and one skin) home. Therefore all but 36 bones went back to Ottawa in the same vehicle.
 Quotables
- “Everybody have a good game and have a lot of fun, except for you Grumpy”
- “Just aim for ToothFairy”
- “Isn’t this game supposed to be fun?”
- “Hey Malone, I had two 2s on my score card.” “With a maximum of 8 how did you get a 22?”
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Sun Aug 12, 2012
Summary
Once again, the weatherman loses to Slammer Tour. Threats, cloud covers, neighbouring storms, and yes, a few raindrops. The Tour went on with most Slammers having to open their umbrellas for two short spurts. Another victory on the course today was Guinness’ triumph over his imminent early departure. Stents and stones may bring no bones, but STsp –Slammer Tour staying power ever prospers. A Guinness all around! Friendly staff, empty course, and less than normal bug activity made for a great Sunday afternoon. Sorry to see Ticklar in pain (maybe it was that 1st quote), and a quick departure by Zenantics (I have your hat), but a good time can still be had at the Loch's 19th. I thought only KidsClub, Pommie, and Gazzif enjoyed this 19th with Stevie Ray.
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Cuba |
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Cuba becomes #2 with his victory over Ticklar in the TC ‘A’ Match. He also upset Tadpole. His victory over Smitty brings their 22 match career to a 10-11-1 record. Oh yeah, along the way, he had two dogs and a bird and drove home with 62 bones. |
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Zenantics |
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Zenantics goes 3-0 today upsetting Skeeter, TJ, and Spud. He jumps from 80th to 17th along the way. |
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Snake (r) |
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Snake enters today’s event ranked 122nd. He upsets Chill and Banzai. He also takes out Penzie in the TC event. He exits today’s event ranked 72nd, climbing 50 spots with his upset over Banzai. |
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Stats
- Attendance: 19
- Scoring Average: 94
- Birdie Average: 0.53
- Course Rating: 7
- Best aspects of course: Greens
Kids
Event Fees
- ST Member: $61
- EG Member: $52
- EG Unl. Member: $43
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| UPSETS |
DEFENCES |
| Challenger |
Defender |
Hole |
Challenger |
Defender |
Hole |
| TadPole [B2] |
Ticklar [A2] |
WDN |
Raker [C28] |
Stevie Ray [C6] |
12 |
| Cuba [A15] |
Ticklar [A2] |
WDN |
Mace [C100] |
Nolanator (r) [O6] |
12 |
| Smitty [A28] |
Ticklar [A2] |
WDN |
Grumpy [D3] |
Stevie Ray [C6] |
13 |
| Snake (r) [B51] |
chill (r) [B35] |
13 |
Smitty [A28] |
TadPole [B2] |
15 |
| Snake (r) [B51] |
Banzai [B32] |
15 |
Guinness [D13] |
Grumpy [D3] |
16 |
| Zenantics [A33] |
Skeeter (r) [A30] |
15 |
TJ [B7] |
Zenantics [A33] |
16 |
| TJ [B7] |
Spud [A9] |
16 |
Smitty [A28] |
Cuba [A15] |
16 |
| Mase (r) [C106] |
ToothFairy [B5] |
16 |
Guinness [D13] |
Raker [C28] |
16 |
| Penzie [C20] |
chill (r) [B35] |
16 |
Penzie [C20] |
Snake (r) [B51] |
16 |
| Zenantics [A33] |
Spud [A9] |
17 |
TadPole [B2] |
Cuba [A15] |
17 |
| Skeeter (r) [A30] |
Spud [A9] |
17 |
Mase (r) [C106] |
Nolanator (r) [O6] |
17 |
| Mace [C100] |
ToothFairy [B5] |
17 |
Penzie [C20] |
Banzai [B32] |
18 |
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chill (r) [B35] |
Banzai [B32] |
18 |
|
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Raker [C28] |
Grumpy [D3] |
18 |
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Skeeter (r) [A30] |
TJ [B7] |
18 |
| INDIVIDUAL PLAYER STATS |
| Slammer |
Score |
Birds |
Eagles |
Dogs |
Bones |
Skins |
Bones |
Record |
Points |
|
Cuba |
83 |
1 |
0 |
2 |
50 |
1 |
12 |
3-0-0 |
6 |
|
Zenantics |
84 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
3-0-0 |
6 |
|
Snake (r) |
90 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
3-0-0 |
6 |
|
TJ |
87 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
12 |
2-1-0 |
4 |
|
Nolanator (r) |
89 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
12 |
2-0-0 |
4 |
|
TadPole |
83 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
2-1-0 |
4 |
|
Stevie Ray |
89 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
2-0-0 |
4 |
|
Grumpy |
103 |
2 |
0 |
1 |
25 |
2 |
24 |
1-1-1 |
3 |
|
Banzai |
95 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1-1-1 |
3 |
|
Raker |
102 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1-1-1 |
3 |
|
Smitty |
89 |
1 |
0 |
1 |
25 |
1 |
12 |
1-2-0 |
2 |
|
Skeeter (r) |
93 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1-2-0 |
2 |
|
Penzie |
95 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1-2-0 |
2 |
|
Mace |
98 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1-1-0 |
2 |
|
Mase (r) |
101 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1-1-0 |
2 |
|
chill (r) |
96 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
12 |
0-2-1 |
1 |
|
Spud |
89 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0-3-0 |
0 |
|
ToothFairy |
101 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0-2-0 |
0 |
|
Guinness |
113 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0-2-0 |
0 |
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Ticklar |
WDN |
|
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|
|
|
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0-3-0 |
0 |
| SKINS |
| HOLE |
1 |
2 |
3 |
4 |
5 |
6 |
7 |
8 |
9 |
OUT |
10 |
11 |
12 |
13 |
14 |
15 |
16 |
17 |
18 |
IN |
TOTAL |
SKINS |
| PAR |
4 |
3 |
4 |
4 |
5 |
5 |
3 |
4 |
4 |
36 |
4 |
4 |
4 |
3 |
5 |
5 |
3 |
4 |
4 |
36 |
72 |
|
| Grumpy |
6 |
2 |
6 |
7 |
8 |
8 |
5 |
8 |
4 |
54 |
6 |
6 |
4 |
5 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
4 |
8 |
49 |
103 |
2 |
| Cuba |
5 |
3 |
4 |
3 |
6 |
5 |
3 |
5 |
5 |
39 |
6 |
5 |
7 |
3 |
5 |
5 |
4 |
4 |
5 |
44 |
83 |
1 |
| TJ |
6 |
4 |
4 |
4 |
6 |
5 |
4 |
6 |
4 |
43 |
4 |
4 |
6 |
3 |
8 |
7 |
3 |
5 |
4 |
44 |
87 |
1 |
| Nolanator (r) |
3 |
4 |
5 |
4 |
5 |
5 |
4 |
4 |
4 |
38 |
5 |
5 |
5 |
4 |
6 |
6 |
7 |
7 |
6 |
51 |
89 |
1 |
| Smitty |
6 |
5 |
5 |
5 |
6 |
5 |
5 |
4 |
4 |
45 |
5 |
6 |
7 |
2 |
5 |
6 |
4 |
4 |
5 |
44 |
89 |
1 |
| chill (r) |
6 |
4 |
5 |
5 |
5 |
6 |
2 |
6 |
5 |
44 |
6 |
6 |
8 |
6 |
4 |
6 |
6 |
4 |
6 |
52 |
96 |
1 |
| TadPole |
5 |
3 |
4 |
4 |
7 |
5 |
4 |
4 |
5 |
41 |
4 |
6 |
4 |
5 |
5 |
6 |
3 |
4 |
5 |
42 |
83 |
0 |
| Stevie Ray |
4 |
3 |
4 |
5 |
7 |
5 |
3 |
8 |
4 |
43 |
6 |
5 |
4 |
5 |
6 |
6 |
4 |
4 |
6 |
46 |
89 |
0 |
| Spud |
5 |
4 |
4 |
5 |
5 |
6 |
4 |
5 |
5 |
43 |
6 |
5 |
6 |
4 |
4 |
8 |
4 |
5 |
4 |
46 |
89 |
0 |
| Snake (r) |
6 |
3 |
4 |
4 |
5 |
5 |
3 |
8 |
4 |
42 |
5 |
5 |
7 |
4 |
7 |
6 |
3 |
5 |
6 |
48 |
90 |
0 |
| Skeeter (r) |
5 |
4 |
7 |
5 |
6 |
6 |
3 |
5 |
5 |
46 |
5 |
5 |
5 |
5 |
7 |
7 |
3 |
4 |
6 |
47 |
93 |
0 |
| Penzie |
4 |
4 |
5 |
5 |
8 |
7 |
4 |
5 |
4 |
46 |
5 |
6 |
5 |
5 |
6 |
5 |
4 |
6 |
7 |
49 |
95 |
0 |
| Banzai |
7 |
4 |
6 |
6 |
7 |
5 |
3 |
5 |
4 |
47 |
5 |
5 |
8 |
3 |
6 |
7 |
4 |
5 |
5 |
48 |
95 |
0 |
| Mace |
6 |
6 |
4 |
6 |
6 |
6 |
5 |
5 |
7 |
51 |
4 |
5 |
8 |
5 |
4 |
6 |
5 |
5 |
5 |
47 |
98 |
0 |
| Mase (r) |
5 |
4 |
4 |
7 |
6 |
7 |
3 |
7 |
6 |
49 |
7 |
5 |
8 |
3 |
5 |
5 |
3 |
8 |
8 |
52 |
101 |
0 |
| ToothFairy |
5 |
4 |
5 |
6 |
6 |
6 |
4 |
7 |
7 |
50 |
5 |
6 |
6 |
7 |
6 |
6 |
3 |
6 |
6 |
51 |
101 |
0 |
| Guinness |
6 |
4 |
5 |
8 |
8 |
8 |
5 |
4 |
6 |
54 |
5 |
8 |
8 |
7 |
5 |
7 |
7 |
6 |
6 |
59 |
113 |
0 |
| TOTAL |
1 |
1 |
0 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
|
0 |
1 |
0 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
|
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7 |
| Legend |
E |
Eagle or Better |
B |
Birdie |
P |
Par |
G |
Bogey or Greater |
C |
Cut-off birdie |
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