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Notables

  • Chilly defeats Stevie Ray in "A" division TC match.
  • Notable #1... Hey Ticklar, what happened to your drive on number 1? Were you not thinking of hitting a provisional?
  • Notable #2... T-bird was talked into moving back to the blue tees
  • Notable #3... Kricket doesn't belong in "D" class. He doesn't understand the "D" exemption.
  • Notable #4... Don't trust BearCat with math. Example: I hit that club 10% further. It usually goes 100 yards. The flag was 116 yards. I went 10 yards beyond it. That's 26% Cat, not 10!
  • Notable #5... After 95 events, BearCat decides to be Doggie Master for the first time. After the first two par 3s, he states "this job is easy, there is nothing to do". No doggie on holes 5 and 8. Thank you BearCat for handing out the TanCo bones
  • Notable #6... Great teamwork to fill out the skin report, thank you Sutty for handing out the Evolution Physio skin bones.
  • Notable #7... Scores don't matter in match play, and we sure are thankful for that today!
  • Notable #8... After getting 3 birds, it is suggested that T-bird change his name to T-Eagle

Quotables

  • "Ticklar, congratulations for your Doggie Extravaganza night. When I mentioned how far you were behind Iron Maiden in the doggie race, did that wake you up?""For others to have a chance to win, I can't be in the event."
  • "You chicken!" "For stepping back? I can't even stand there, the wind is knocking me down"
  • "We all sucked!"
  • "Hey SRR, how was the driving range at Strandherd?" "Excellent!""You should have stayed there!"
  • "Hey Kricket, how long are you going to live?" "120 I think. I will golf until I am 110?" "And then you will take lessons?"
  • None of these guys are good. Hole 8. All of these guys suck."
Event: Cedarhill
Sat Jun 30, 2012
Summary
Poison Ivy alert! Thank you to Greg's crew for not only warning us at the beginning, but for posting signs everywhere that there was some.

Stars
T-bird
Even though he lost his match to the 2nd star, this off duty teacher taught Blue and Stevie Ray how to upset. Along the way, he collected 36 bones for his 3 birdie skins.
Chilly
Chilly goes 3 and 0 and defeats HSR (Honourable Steve Ryan)in their TC Match. Usually questioning star choices, he quipped "WHAT! I can't accept this!"
Ticklar
Tick goes 3 and 0 today. No upsets, no dogs, no skins. He lost his ball on the first drive, he lost his ball on the 18th drive,
Onsite Coordinator
  • Grumpy
Stats
  • Attendance: 12
  • Scoring Average: 94
  • Birdie Average: 0.42
  • Course Rating: 7.5
  • Best aspects of course: The chickas in the wedding party.
Kids
  • The Kids earned $11
Event Fees
  • ST Member: $45
  • EG Member: $37
  • EG Unl. Member: $32

UPSETS DEFENCES
Challenger Defender Hole Challenger Defender Hole
T-bird [Unr] Blue [A19] 16 Grumpy [D5] Kricket [B48] 13
Kricket [B48] BearCat [B44] 17 Grumpy [D5] Sutty [C17] 13
Grumpy [D5] BearCat [B44] 13
Blue [A19] Chilly [A6] 14
Stevie Ray [C7] Chilly [A6] 14
Stevie Ray [C7] T-bird [Unr] 16
Chuckie [B89] Ticklar [A7] 16
Chuckie [B89] Crenshaw [A10] 16
Crenshaw [A10] Ticklar [A7] 17
Chuckie [B89] Hacker [B13] 17
Kricket [B48] Sutty [C17] 17
T-bird [Unr] Chilly [A6] 18
Hacker [B13] Ticklar [A7] 18
Hacker [B13] Crenshaw [A10] 18
Sutty [C17] BearCat [B44] 18
Stevie Ray [C7] Blue [A19] 18

INDIVIDUAL PLAYER STATS
Slammer Score Birds Eagles Dogs Bones Skins Bones Record Points
Chilly 86 0 0 0 0 0 0 3-0-0 6
Ticklar 88 0 0 0 0 0 0 3-0-0 6
T-bird 85 3 0 0 0 3 36 2-1-0 4
Crenshaw 86 0 0 0 0 0 0 2-1-0 4
BearCat 96 0 0 0 0 0 0 2-1-0 4
Sutty 96 0 0 0 0 0 0 2-1-0 4
Kricket 101 0 0 0 0 0 0 2-1-0 4
Hacker 89 2 0 1 30 2 24 1-2-0 2
Blue 97 0 0 1 30 0 0 0-2-1 1
Stevie Ray 95 0 0 0 0 0 0 0-2-1 1
Chuckie 92 0 0 0 0 0 0 0-3-0 0
Grumpy 116 0 0 0 0 0 0 0-3-0 0

SKINS
HOLE 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 OUT 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 IN TOTAL SKINS
PAR 4 4 5 4 3 4 4 4 3 35 4 4 4 4 3 3 4 5 4 35 70
T-bird 4 5 4 6 3 7 3 5 4 41 5 3 6 5 4 4 4 5 8 44 85 3
Hacker 6 6 5 5 4 7 7 3 4 47 5 5 6 4 3 3 3 5 8 42 89 2
Crenshaw 5 5 7 5 4 5 4 5 3 43 5 5 4 5 4 4 6 5 5 43 86 0
Chilly 4 4 5 5 4 5 4 4 4 39 8 4 4 5 3 4 4 8 7 47 86 0
Ticklar 7 4 7 5 4 5 6 5 4 47 5 4 4 5 3 3 5 5 7 41 88 0
Chuckie 6 5 6 5 4 6 6 6 4 48 5 5 6 5 3 3 6 6 5 44 92 0
Stevie Ray 6 4 7 8 4 6 6 6 4 51 5 8 4 4 3 4 6 5 5 44 95 0
Sutty 6 6 6 5 5 7 5 6 5 51 6 5 5 5 4 3 5 6 6 45 96 0
BearCat 5 6 8 7 3 6 6 5 4 50 5 6 5 6 4 4 5 6 5 46 96 0
Blue 7 5 6 8 3 5 5 6 3 48 8 5 5 4 3 4 6 8 6 49 97 0
Kricket 5 5 7 6 6 8 4 5 3 49 8 5 5 6 4 7 5 6 6 52 101 0
Grumpy 8 6 6 8 8 5 8 5 5 59 8 8 6 6 4 4 8 8 5 57 116 0
TOTAL 0 0 1 0 0 0 1 1 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 5
Legend E Eagle or Better B Birdie P Par G Bogey or Greater C Cut-off birdie

PLAYER MATCHES
HOLE 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18
1U AS 1U 2U 3U 2U 3U 4U 4U 4U 5U 4U 3U 2U 2U 3U - -
4 5 4 6 3 7 3 5 4 5 3 6 5 4 4 4 - -
6 4 7 8 4 6 6 6 4 5 8 4 4 3 4 6 - -
AS - -
RESULT: T-bird wins 3 and 2 Start match at hole:
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