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Notables

  • TC MIXED: Taz and Pukey J advance over Precious and Grumpy. Congrats!
  • TC B: Rexall advances over Stevie Ray. Well done!
  • NOTABLE: It was Ticklar's 1st event since the victory at the Commish Cup and he gets a big round of applause during the wrapup. Congrats!!
  • TANCO DOGGIES: 4 puppies @ 23 bones each went home today with Rexall(#5 @ 6ft), IronMaiden (#9 @ 8inches), GreenReader (#14 @ 10ft) and Sutty (#15 @ 10ft). Nicccccce!
  • EVOLUTION PHYSIO SKINS: There were 7 skins worth 13 bones each, all won with birdies. Skins were won by GreenReader, Woodsy, Ticklar, PointZero, Burnsy, IronMaiden and T-bird. Congrats!
  • THANKS: to IronMaiden and Stevie Ray for doing a great job as Doggie Mistress and SkinMaster, respectively. THANKS!
  • NOTABLE: PointZero is 5 down to Woodsy on 13 (dormi) and he comes back to tie the match on 18. Well done to come back and win 5 holes in a row!!
  • NOTABLE: Burnsy would have tied Woodsy had they had a match!!

Quotables

  • What language was Stevie speaking?!!
  • Can you recap that for us in English, French or Pommie so we can understand?!!
  • Short again. You have been saying that all day! Haven't you learned?!!
  • Could there be anymore trees out there?!!
  • Grumpy get off the ground!!
  • Be quiet Grumpy...I have to get home for dinner!!
  • A 9 from the Russian judge for BearCat's shot!!
  • You're putting like a lady. Your putting is giving ladies a bad name!!
  • I certainly feel like a golf teacher!!
  • Woodsy, don't talk while Grumpy is interupting, again!!
  • The tree gods didn't like your golf ball since it was spit out onto the fairway!!
  • That had to be the *#%* shot of the day. Your shot goes 20 yards right of center into the woods, hits a tree and ends up smack in the middle of the fairway 3 feet in front of the green!!
  • Isn't your pants sagging with that horseshoe up your .....!!
  • Sutty tells BearCat that last time he played here he put his ball on the road. BearCat then proceeds to put his drive and provisional on the road. Now thats getting into someone's head!!
 Event: Cedarhill
Wed Jul 18, 2012
Summary
It was a spectacular day for golf as the Slammers played under near ideal weather and course conditions at CedarHill. And the Slammers rose to the conditions as a lot of matches ended close with almost half of the matches determined on the 17th or 18th hole. It's nice to play a mid afternoon event in Ottawa making a easy transition from work to golf. Great weather, great golf, close matches, outstanding 19th hole patio and enjoyable Slammership...all the ingredient for another successful Slammer event!!

Stars
Taz
Taz puts on a stellar performance as she goes undefeated today. She anchors her team and they advance in a TC Mixed match. Taz takes out Grumpy and Precious on the 12th hole. She registers a birdie and breaks into the 80s for the 1st time in her Slammer career! Congratulations!!
Rexall (We Remember)
Our second star goes low when he needs to as he goes 3-0-0 today. Rexall takes out GreenReader (5 and 6), Stevie Ray (5 and 4) and Banzai (2 and 1). He takes home a puppy and wins his TC B match over Stevie Ray. Great job!!
Woodsy
Woodsy has a great day on the links as he goes 2-0-1 winning against Chef on the 13th and Ticklar on the 18th and is all square with PointZero. He has 2 birdies and wins a skin. He still numero uno. Outstanding!!
Onsite Coordinator
  • KidsClub
Stats
  • Attendance: 19
  • Scoring Average: 87
  • Birdie Average: 0.84
  • Course Rating: 8
  • Best aspects of course: Course in good condition. Greens slower than expected.
Kids
  • The Kids earned $30
Event Fees
  • ST Member: $45
  • EG Member: $37
  • EG Unl. Member: $32

UPSETS DEFENCES
Challenger Defender Hole Challenger Defender Hole
Rexall (We Remember) [C2] GreenReader (r) [B16] 12 Grumpy [D1] Taz [B86] 12
pointZero [A12] Ticklar [A11] 15 Precious (r) [C161] Taz [B86] 12
Stevie Ray [C15] GreenReader (r) [B16] 17 Chef [O5] Woodsy [A1] 13
Banzai [B127] GreenReader (r) [B16] 17 Grumpy [D1] Pukey J (r) [B51] 14
T-bird [A21] Burnsy [O3] 14
PizzaMan [A2] Burnsy [O3] 14
Stevie Ray [C15] Rexall (We Remember) [C2] 14
Precious (r) [C161] Pukey J (r) [B51] 14
IronMaiden [B11] Burnsy [O3] 15
Ticklar [A11] Chef [O5] 16
Banzai [B127] Rexall (We Remember) [C2] 16
Banzai [B127] Stevie Ray [C15] 17
T-bird [A21] IronMaiden [B11] 17
KidsClub [C7] Sutty [C6] 17
BearCat [B46] KidsClub [C7] 18
pointZero [A12] Chef [O5] 18
T-bird [A21] PizzaMan [A2] 18
IronMaiden [B11] PizzaMan [A2] 18
Sutty [C6] BearCat [B46] 18
pointZero [A12] Woodsy [A1] 18
Ticklar [A11] Woodsy [A1] 18

INDIVIDUAL PLAYER STATS
Slammer Score Birds Eagles Dogs Bones Skins Bones Record Points
Rexall (We Remember) 80 0 0 1 23 0 0 3-0-0 6
Burnsy 75 3 0 0 0 1 13 3-0-0 6
Woodsy 76 2 0 0 0 1 13 2-0-1 5
Chef 77 0 0 0 0 0 0 2-1-0 4
Taz 85 1 0 0 0 0 0 2-0-0 4
Stevie Ray 87 1 0 0 0 0 0 2-1-0 4
Pukey J (r) 94 0 0 0 0 0 0 2-0-0 4
pointZero 78 3 0 0 0 1 13 1-1-1 3
PizzaMan 84 0 0 0 0 0 0 1-1-1 3
IronMaiden 84 1 0 1 23 1 13 1-2-0 2
Sutty 96 0 0 1 23 0 0 1-1-0 2
Banzai 89 0 0 0 0 0 0 1-2-0 2
KidsClub 93 0 0 0 0 0 0 1-1-0 2
BearCat 94 0 0 0 0 0 0 1-1-0 2
T-bird 84 1 0 0 0 1 13 0-2-1 1
GreenReader (r) 93 2 0 1 23 1 13 0-3-0 0
Ticklar 81 2 0 0 0 1 13 0-3-0 0
Grumpy 98 0 0 0 0 0 0 0-2-0 0
Precious (r) 104 0 0 0 0 0 0 0-2-0 0

SKINS
HOLE 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 OUT 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 IN TOTAL SKINS
PAR 4 4 5 4 3 4 4 4 3 35 4 4 4 4 3 3 4 5 4 35 70
Burnsy 4 6 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 38 5 4 4 3 3 4 6 4 4 37 75 1
Woodsy 4 5 5 3 4 4 4 4 3 36 4 4 4 3 4 4 6 6 5 40 76 1
pointZero 5 4 7 5 4 6 5 4 4 44 5 3 4 3 2 3 5 5 4 34 78 1
Ticklar 5 4 4 5 3 6 6 5 5 43 3 4 4 4 3 4 5 5 6 38 81 1
IronMaiden 6 5 5 5 5 4 4 6 2 42 4 4 6 5 3 4 5 5 6 42 84 1
T-bird 7 5 6 5 4 5 6 5 4 47 4 4 3 5 4 3 4 6 4 37 84 1
GreenReader (r) 7 5 7 5 4 5 5 8 4 50 6 3 7 5 3 4 4 8 3 43 93 1
Chef 5 4 6 4 3 5 5 5 4 41 5 4 4 4 3 3 4 5 4 36 77 0
Rexall (We Remember) 5 4 5 6 3 4 5 4 3 39 4 4 5 4 3 5 6 5 5 41 80 0
PizzaMan 5 4 5 6 4 6 5 5 3 43 4 4 5 4 4 4 5 6 5 41 84 0
Taz 4 5 6 7 4 4 5 5 4 44 4 3 4 5 5 5 4 6 5 41 85 0
Stevie Ray 5 5 4 6 7 6 5 5 4 47 5 4 4 5 3 3 5 5 6 40 87 0
Banzai 5 6 7 5 3 6 4 5 4 45 5 4 4 4 5 4 7 6 5 44 89 0
KidsClub 5 6 7 6 3 5 4 5 3 44 6 5 5 5 3 4 8 7 6 49 93 0
BearCat 5 5 7 6 5 5 4 8 4 49 6 6 4 4 3 5 4 5 8 45 94 0
Pukey J (r) 4 7 6 5 4 4 6 6 5 47 6 4 4 6 3 5 8 6 5 47 94 0
Sutty 6 5 6 6 4 5 6 8 5 51 5 5 4 4 4 3 6 6 8 45 96 0
Grumpy 6 4 5 8 4 5 7 8 5 52 6 6 5 4 4 4 5 5 7 46 98 0
Precious (r) 6 7 8 6 6 4 8 5 4 54 5 4 8 7 4 4 4 6 8 50 104 0
TOTAL 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 1 1 0 1 0 1 0 0 1 1 7
Legend E Eagle or Better B Birdie P Par G Bogey or Greater C Cut-off birdie

PLAYER MATCHES
HOLE 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18
1U AS 1U 2U 2U 3U 4U 5U 5U 4U 4U 3U 4U 5U - - - -
4 6 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 5 4 4 3 3 - - - -
7 5 6 5 4 5 6 5 4 4 4 3 5 4 - - - -
AS - - - -
RESULT: Burnsy wins 5 and 4 Start match at hole:
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