The Slammer Tour: Event Summary

Notables

New Nicknames: Bob2705 to be known as Compressor and Davester has been renamed Davestator
EAGLE ALERT: KaDaver records his first eagle of 2012 on the #10, par 5...Congrats!
TC "C" MATCH UPDATE: Pommie wins the match against BigBear on the 15th hole to advance to round two
TC "B" MATCH UPDATE: StevieRay takes the first round match vs. T-Bone on the 17th hole and advances to the next round
HM: Woodsy takes 4 points with 5 birds, 3 skins and 2 doggies
DOGGIES: Five doggie holes with 2 going to Woodsy (#2, 3ft & #11, 11ft) and one each to Davestator (#7, 2 1/2ft), DeeJay (#15, 12ft) and Rexall (#17, 6ft) @ 24 bones ea
SKINS: A total of 9 skins with 3 going to Woodsy, two each going to KaDaver & Chilly and one each to Chef & Davestator @ 12 bones a piece
Thank you to KaDaver to stepping up to take care of the skins duties today and to DJD for handling the pound...much appreciated!

Quotables

Bear and Bull (Toro)....I was not sure if I was playing the stock market or golf!
I wasn't worried about the water, but my brain was
Playing with a bunch of animals - Bear, Turtle, Bull!
When Toro hits into the rough, is that called Bull-shit?
Did you five putt that?

Tue Jun 5, 2012

Summary
Whether you worked most of the day and skipped out for your tee time....or prepared mentally for your round by sipping on Starbucks and doing a little shopping at Golftown....Tuesdays at Stonebridge is always a very popular venue and the 3pm start time is easy to slip into ones schedule. Group after group after group of Slammers stepped up on the first tee and set out down the fairway....24 signed up and even though there was bailage earlier in the day that created 2 available spots, these were nabbed within minutes of Malone's email to the masses. The Slammers were advised to not look at the sun after 6pm as the transit of Venus would begin around that time. For the last time in any of our lifetimes Venus would pass in front of the sun causing an eclipse (well, more like a tiny silouette). At least we have the transit of Mercury to look forward to in 2016!

Stars
	KaDaver
	It's ALIVE! This KaDaver is no walking dead, that's for certain. A truely stellar day by this skull toting Slammer as he upsets all in his foursome taking down Ticklar and Chef and battling to the 18th with Woodsy. KaDaver made the turn and slots his first eagle of the 2012 season on the 10th hole...topping off a day that saw a couple of birdies and skins added to his personal stats. Now #2 in the Slammer ranks....KaDaver is our #1 today!
	Davestator (r)
	Davester was obviously too sweet a nickname for this rookie as his group renames him sometime during their outing to Davestator! Davestator the devastator! Nice! Davestator shows no merci as he defends against Chill and WeeWillie and takes the upset win against Flagman (and taking his 5 bones back from their last outing). With 2 birds, 1 skin and a tight 30" doggie on #7, this rookie is setting a good pace right out of the gates. Fantastic!
	Compressor (r)
	Compressor starts his round off as Bob2705 and is transformed along the way. Going 3-0 for 6 points, Compressor defends against Burnsy and records the upset wins against Chilly and DJD. With one skinless bird, this rookie is now listed amongst the top 10 in the Slammer ranks. Well done!

Onsite Coordinator

IronMaiden

Stats

Attendance: 24
Scoring Average: 87
Birdie Average: 0.88
Course Rating: 9
Best aspects of course: Well groomed and fast greens;

Kids

The Kids earned $21

Event Fees

ST Member: $56
EG Member: $49
EG Unl. Member: $42

Total for The Kids

2012 total: $1,230

UPSETS			DEFENCES
Challenger	Defender	Hole	Challenger	Defender	Hole
Compressor (r) [58]	DJD [6]	13	Raker [83]	Stevie Ray [33]	11
KaDaver [11]	Ticklar [9]	14	The Enigma [88]	Rexall (We Remember) [17]	11
Toro [214]	Turtle [168]	16	Raker [83]	T-Bone [29]	12
Chilly [16]	DJD [6]	16	Big Bear (r) [549]	Toro [214]	14
Compressor (r) [58]	Chilly [16]	17	The Enigma [88]	IronMaiden [22]	14
KaDaver [11]	Chef [2]	17	The Enigma [88]	springlakes [89]	14
Woodsy [4]	Chef [2]	17	Ticklar [9]	Woodsy [4]	14
Stevie Ray [33]	DeeJay [13]	17	Burnsy [76]	Compressor (r) [58]	14
Stevie Ray [33]	T-Bone [29]	17	Big Bear (r) [549]	Turtle [168]	15
Davestator (r) [43]	Flagman (We Remember) [23]	17	springlakes [89]	IronMaiden [22]	15
chill (r) [60]	Flagman (We Remember) [23]	17	Big Bear (r) [549]	Pommie [100]	15
KaDaver [11]	Woodsy [4]	18	Pommie [100]	Toro [214]	15
			springlakes [89]	Rexall (We Remember) [17]	15
			Burnsy [76]	Chilly [16]	16
			Ticklar [9]	Chef [2]	16
			Wee Willie [96]	chill (r) [60]	16
			T-Bone [29]	DeeJay [13]	17
			Pommie [100]	Turtle [168]	17
			IronMaiden [22]	Rexall (We Remember) [17]	17
			DJD [6]	Burnsy [76]	17
			Wee Willie [96]	Davestator (r) [43]	17
			chill (r) [60]	Davestator (r) [43]	17
			Wee Willie [96]	Flagman (We Remember) [23]	18

INDIVIDUAL PLAYER STATS
Slammer	Score	Birds	Eagles	Dogs	Bones	Skins	Bones	Record	Points
Davestator (r)	83	2	0	1	24	1	12	3-0-0	6
Rexall (We Remember)	84	0	0	1	24	0	0	3-0-0	6
KaDaver	70	2	1	0	0	2	24	3-0-0	6
Compressor (r)	79	1	0	0	0	0	0	3-0-0	6
Toro	86	0	0	0	0	0	0	3-0-0	6
Stevie Ray	89	0	0	0	0	0	0	3-0-0	6
Woodsy	70	5	0	2	48	3	36	2-1-0	4
Chilly	78	4	0	0	0	2	24	2-1-0	4
chill (r)	85	1	0	0	0	0	0	2-1-0	4
IronMaiden	86	0	0	0	0	0	0	2-1-0	4
Turtle	91	0	0	0	0	0	0	2-1-0	4
DeeJay	87	0	0	1	24	0	0	1-1-0	2
Chef	75	1	0	0	0	1	12	1-2-0	2
Burnsy	82	1	0	0	0	0	0	1-2-0	2
springlakes	92	0	0	0	0	0	0	1-2-0	2
T-Bone	93	0	0	0	0	0	0	1-2-0	2
Pommie	95	0	0	0	0	0	0	1-2-0	2
Flagman (We Remember)	86	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-2-1	1
Wee Willie	92	2	0	0	0	0	0	0-2-1	1
Ticklar	80	1	0	0	0	0	0	0-3-0	0
DJD	86	1	0	0	0	0	0	0-3-0	0
The Enigma	105	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-3-0	0
Big Bear (r)	106	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-3-0	0
Raker	106	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-2-0	0

SKINS
HOLE	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	OUT	10	11	12	13	14	15	16	17	18	IN	TOTAL	SKINS
PAR	4	3	5	4	5	4	3	4	4	36	5	3	4	4	4	3	4	3	5	35	71
Woodsy	3	2	5	5	7	5	3	4	4	38	4	3	4	3	4	3	4	2	5	32	70	3
KaDaver	5	4	5	4	5	3	3	4	4	37	3	3	4	5	4	3	4	2	5	33	70	2
Chilly	4	4	4	7	5	4	4	4	5	41	5	3	5	6	3	4	3	4	4	37	78	2
Chef	6	4	5	4	4	4	3	4	4	38	6	4	4	4	4	3	4	3	5	37	75	1
Davestator (r)	7	3	6	4	5	5	2	4	4	40	8	3	4	6	4	4	6	2	6	43	83	1
Compressor (r)	5	3	5	5	5	7	3	4	4	41	6	3	4	4	4	3	7	3	4	38	79	0
Ticklar	5	3	5	4	6	5	4	5	4	41	4	4	5	4	6	3	5	3	5	39	80	0
Burnsy	4	4	5	6	5	4	4	5	4	41	4	4	5	7	5	4	4	3	5	41	82	0
Rexall (We Remember)	5	3	6	5	5	5	4	5	4	42	5	3	7	5	6	3	4	3	6	42	84	0
chill (r)	7	4	6	5	6	5	3	4	3	43	5	3	5	4	8	3	5	3	6	42	85	0
Flagman (We Remember)	4	3	6	4	5	5	5	5	4	41	8	4	5	5	5	4	4	4	6	45	86	0
DJD	5	3	7	5	6	4	4	5	4	43	6	5	5	5	3	4	5	4	6	43	86	0
IronMaiden	5	4	5	6	6	6	3	4	5	44	8	3	5	5	4	4	4	4	5	42	86	0
Toro	8	3	6	4	5	5	3	4	7	45	8	4	4	4	5	3	4	4	5	41	86	0
DeeJay	4	3	5	6	6	4	5	5	4	42	8	4	4	7	7	3	4	3	5	45	87	0
Stevie Ray	4	5	7	5	6	4	3	4	6	44	6	3	8	5	5	3	5	3	7	45	89	0
Turtle	6	3	5	5	7	6	4	7	5	48	6	4	5	5	4	5	4	3	7	43	91	0
springlakes	7	4	6	6	5	5	3	5	6	47	5	3	7	5	6	5	4	4	6	45	92	0
Wee Willie	5	4	8	6	8	4	3	4	3	45	8	3	8	8	4	3	5	4	4	47	92	0
T-Bone	4	3	6	4	5	5	4	5	7	43	7	6	5	4	8	3	6	5	6	50	93	0
The Enigma	8	5	8	6	8	6	5	4	4	54	8	4	5	4	7	6	6	3	8	51	105	0
Big Bear (r)	8	4	7	4	8	8	4	7	5	55	6	3	7	4	8	6	5	6	6	51	106	0
TOTAL	1	1	1	0	1	1	1	0	0		1	0	0	1	0	0	1	0	0			9
Legend	E	Eagle or Better						B	Birdie		P	Par		G	Bogey or Greater					C	Cut-off birdie

PLAYER MATCHES
HOLE	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	10	11	12	13	14	15	16	17	18
	1U	2U	2U	1U	AS
	3	2	5	5	7	5	3	4	4	4	3	4	3	4	3	4	2	5
	5	4	5	4	5	3	3	4	4	3	3	4	5	4	3	4	2	5
					AS	1U	1U	1U	1U	2U	2U	2U	1U	1U	1U	1U	1U	1U
RESULT: KaDaver wins on the 18th hole Start match at hole:

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