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Notables

  • TC Match: PizzaMan takes down Ripzone on #12
  • TC Match: Kadaver over Inch
  • TC Match: Garbo wins against Turtle
  • PizzaMan has a terrific round going undefeated, has 2 birds, and wins his TC match. You know what? Kadaver does the same! Well done.
  • Dogs, one each to: Irons, Raker, Springlakes, Clang, and PointZero
  • Skins, one each: Irons, Woodsy, and Old Spice
  • Group #4 has 15 birdies plus an eagle!
  • Cut-off skins: all 5 birdies of Springlakes and all 4 birdies of PointZero!
  • Old Spice scores three birdies in a row on #10, 11 and 12
  • Both Old Spice and Springlakes shoot 76 and win 0 matches!
  • No slow pokes today, all groups came in under 4 hrs 30 minutes
  • A Heron was spotted carrying a slain bird in its beak
  • Drama on 18: Woodsy on #17 is 1-up on Old Spice, All square with Springlakes and down-1 to PointZero. Old Spice and PointZero are 10 yards from the green in 2, Springlakes is on the green in 2 and Woodsy puts it into the nasty bunker in front of the 18th green. Woodsy grinds out a birdie, Old Spice birdies, PZ pars and Springlakes bogeys. Woodsy defends his #1 rank!
  • Thanks to Grumpy for doing the doggie report and Old Spice for the skin report

Quotables

  • Here comes Old Slice! (after Old Spice drives his ball from #6 hole to the #7 green)
  • I had to shit so bad, its all I could think of
  • Someone gave me exlax
  • Round of my life and I loose all my matches!
  • It took a lot of time for that few strokes
 Event: Stonebridge
Tue Aug 21, 2012
Summary
What an eventful day at Stonebridge. Pouring rain as we get to the golf course, pouring rain as we leave, and we only had a tiny shower during our round! We also saw a beautiful rainbow as we approached #15, and we did have a potter of gold, well no gold but we had a golden lager at the end of our round. Oh, and for all those last minute shows at the golf course, you learned your lesson today. We teed off 10 minutes early and our new lovebird Ripzone missed the first hole. As a matter of fact all groups were missing people on event-start except the last group which was complete - Murphy's law. There were some impressive scores today to go with the 31 birdies and 1 eagle. Some of these guys are good!

Stars
Potter
This C-class player brought his A-game today with a birdie, shoots his Slammer low round, en-route to a 3-0 sweep of his matches. He moves up 84 ranks and takes over #20 spot held by Clang and that gives him a huge target on his back for his next event. Watch out he's hot!
Garbo
Has a great day by winning all his matches. He had to win his TC match against turtle with a comeback after going down-3 to him after 6 holes and then topples the turtle on #17. He also has a bird and a dog for an exceptional day. Well done!
Woodsy
Woodsy had his hands full today with his group birdieing everything in sight, in fact his challengers had a combined 14 birdies. He records a birdie and an even bigger birdie - eagle on #3 that was worth a skin. Even though he had four 3-putts and all his matches came down to the 18th hole he defends his #1 ranking and goes undefeated. Impressive!
Onsite Coordinator
  • PointZero
Stats
  • Attendance: 19
  • Scoring Average: 85
  • Birdie Average: 1.63
  • Course Rating: 8.5
  • Best aspects of course: Fairways were carpet-like. Greens were rolling well. Course was in all around good shape. Starter was very considerate and even a Marshal was spotted giving our group a thumbs up.
Kids
  • The Kids earned $15
Event Fees
  • ST Member: $56
  • EG Member: $49
  • EG Unl. Member: $42

UPSETS DEFENCES
Challenger Defender Hole Challenger Defender Hole
Garbo [B53] Gator (r) [B50] 13 Gator (r) [B50] Turtle [B17] 11
Potter [C12] Stevie Ray [C8] 15 Ripzone [B58] PizzaMan [A10] 12
Potter [C12] IronMaiden [B10] 15 Grumpy [D3] TJ [B5] 12
Grumpy [D3] Inch [B15] WDN Inch [B15] TJ [B5] WDN
Potter [C12] Clang [A12] 16 Irons (r) [A22] PizzaMan [A10] 13
Stevie Ray [C8] Clang [A12] 16 Grumpy [D3] KaDaver [A8] 13
T-Bone [B40] Irons (r) [A22] 16 Inch [B15] KaDaver [A8] WDN
Garbo [B53] Turtle [B17] 17 Raker [C30] Turtle [B17] 15
Stevie Ray [C8] IronMaiden [B10] 17 T-Bone [B40] PizzaMan [A10] 15
IronMaiden [B10] Clang [A12] 17 Raker [C30] Garbo [B53] 15
Ripzone [B58] T-Bone [B40] 16
Old Spice [A18] pointZero [A13] 17
TJ [B5] KaDaver [A8] 17
Ripzone [B58] Irons (r) [A22] 17
springlakes [A24] pointZero [A13] 18
pointZero [A13] Woodsy [A1] 18
Old Spice [A18] Woodsy [A1] 18
springlakes [A24] Woodsy [A1] 18
springlakes [A24] Old Spice [A18] 18
Raker [C30] Gator (r) [B50] 18

INDIVIDUAL PLAYER STATS
Slammer Score Birds Eagles Dogs Bones Skins Bones Record Points
PizzaMan 78 2 0 0 0 0 0 3-0-0 6
KaDaver 78 2 0 0 0 0 0 3-0-0 6
Potter 83 1 0 0 0 0 0 3-0-0 6
Garbo 84 1 0 0 0 0 0 3-0-0 6
pointZero 72 4 0 1 20 0 0 2-0-1 5
Woodsy 75 1 1 0 0 1 31 2-0-1 5
Turtle 83 1 0 0 0 0 0 2-1-0 4
Stevie Ray 83 0 0 0 0 0 0 2-1-0 4
TJ 85 2 0 0 0 0 0 2-1-0 4
T-Bone 86 0 0 0 0 0 0 2-1-0 4
Irons (r) 90 1 0 1 20 1 31 1-2-0 2
IronMaiden 87 1 0 0 0 0 0 1-2-0 2
Grumpy 102 0 0 0 0 0 0 1-2-0 2
springlakes 76 5 0 1 20 0 0 0-2-1 1
Raker 101 1 0 1 20 0 0 0-2-1 1
Old Spice 76 5 0 0 0 1 31 0-2-1 1
Gator (r) 96 1 0 0 0 0 0 0-2-1 1
Clang 88 2 0 1 20 0 0 0-3-0 0
Ripzone 92 1 0 0 0 0 0 0-3-0 0
Inch WDN 0-3-0 0

SKINS
HOLE 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 OUT 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 IN TOTAL SKINS
PAR 4 3 5 4 5 4 3 4 4 36 5 3 4 4 4 3 4 3 5 35 71
Woodsy 4 3 3 4 5 4 4 4 4 35 6 4 4 5 5 3 4 5 4 40 75 1
Old Spice 3 3 5 5 7 5 4 5 4 41 4 2 3 4 5 3 5 5 4 35 76 1
Irons (r) 5 2 5 5 5 5 4 5 7 43 7 3 6 5 5 4 6 3 8 47 90 1
pointZero 4 4 4 4 5 5 3 3 4 36 4 4 5 4 3 4 4 3 5 36 72 0
springlakes 4 5 4 5 5 4 3 3 5 38 4 2 4 3 6 3 7 3 6 38 76 0
PizzaMan 4 4 5 4 5 7 3 4 4 40 4 3 4 3 6 3 5 4 6 38 78 0
KaDaver 4 6 8 4 5 4 3 4 4 42 4 3 5 4 3 4 5 3 5 36 78 0
Potter 4 3 6 5 7 5 3 5 4 42 5 4 3 4 7 3 5 4 6 41 83 0
Turtle 5 4 5 4 5 4 4 5 4 40 8 4 3 4 6 4 4 4 6 43 83 0
Stevie Ray 5 4 6 7 5 4 4 6 4 45 6 3 4 5 5 3 4 3 5 38 83 0
Garbo 5 6 7 4 6 4 2 4 4 42 6 3 6 5 5 3 4 3 7 42 84 0
TJ 4 4 5 5 8 5 3 3 4 41 4 3 6 7 7 3 4 4 6 44 85 0
T-Bone 4 5 5 4 6 6 4 4 4 42 7 3 6 5 5 3 4 5 6 44 86 0
IronMaiden 5 4 7 5 5 5 2 5 4 42 6 6 4 4 6 5 4 4 6 45 87 0
Clang 4 5 7 7 6 4 3 3 4 43 5 4 5 6 8 3 5 5 4 45 88 0
Ripzone 8 4 6 5 7 5 4 4 4 47 5 4 6 4 8 3 7 4 4 45 92 0
Gator (r) 7 5 7 5 8 5 4 8 5 54 6 5 5 7 4 3 4 4 4 42 96 0
Grumpy 4 4 7 7 8 4 4 4 5 47 8 5 7 5 8 6 5 3 8 55 102 0
TOTAL 1 1 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 3
Legend E Eagle or Better B Birdie P Par G Bogey or Greater C Cut-off birdie

PLAYER MATCHES
HOLE 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18
AS 1U 1U 2U 2U 1U 1U 1U 2U 2U 1U AS AS AS AS 1U
4 4 4 4 5 5 3 3 4 4 4 5 4 3 4 4 3 5
4 5 4 5 5 4 3 3 5 4 2 4 3 6 3 7 3 6
AS AS 1U AS 1U AS AS
RESULT: pointZero wins on the 18th hole Start match at hole:
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