Notables - HONOURABLE MENTIONS
- Pepilepu gets his first ace! Hole 8, 188 yards...Lands on the front, rolls up, and drops in the hole
- Welcome rookie "Eager Beaver"
- Welcome Eager Beaver, to "the club", courtesy of Chill and Big Guy
- The Enigma, Papa Malone, Crenshaw and KaDaver all go 2 wins and a tie
- Toothfairy goes 3-0 and jumps 70 spots in the ranks
- Bookie beats the Muises, gets 2 birds, a dog and a skin
- Thanks to Travis (head pro) for recommending Lift Clean and Place and looking after our "acer"
- Pace of Play reminder...Keeping the ball in play and taking less shots on each hole will help to speed up play, haha
- IM calls the proshop for a ruling. The 2 pros provide their expertise..."Your 'whole' ball must be OB, otherwise it is still in play"
- Cube AAAAAA, yet another doggie marker
- RULE HINT...Slammers do not have to play plugged balls
- Evolution Physio Skins Report(all with birdies)..Bookie, Lucky, Ozone, Pepilepu, Chill, KaDaver, and Cuba with 2
- Tan Co. Doggie Report...BigGuy, Lucky, Pepilepu, Bookie, Papa Malone, and Chill.
- Awesome job with the Tan Co. Doggie Presentation, Grumpy, and thanks for stepping up and entertaining the group with the Evolution Physio Skins Report, Cube A.
Quotables
- I have about as much class as an unemployed school teacher
- He thinks highly of himself
- I'll have to start a new bucket list
- When did I order this?
- It only goes too far when you hit the green
- Are you giving me an honourable mention?
- Hey...beaver. Where?
- @#$! Bookie
- Duck fat is the best
- Lucky to Eeyore after the ace, "Cut him off"
- Wow, is that ever left
- That's OK, you haven't played that fairway yet today
- Some people wet their finger to find the wind, Eeyore drops his pants
- The wind is in my face. You're facing the wrong way. Ok, it's on my back now
- You're body begging
- being on one fairway is over-rated
- Hawks were amazing
- I played the whole round without a knee brace. Me too, but I should have had a back brace
- Crenshaw has a lovely complexion
- Just call me the Helen Keller of golf
- Stevie, what event were you in?
- Hey, I won something
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Sat May 5, 2012
Summary
The Slammer Tour took a trip through the Marlborough Forest today, arrived in Smiths Falls, then scooted on over to Lombard Glen for a memorable outing. There was a slight breeze with temperatures in the upper teens as our stinkiest Slammer stepped up to the tee on the 188 yard, par 3, 8th hole. I guess discussing, with Lucky, the possibility of "this" happening, had Pepilepu thinking about it as he let it fly. The ball drifted nicely through the air, bounced softly on the green, rolled up to the flag, and....that's right, it disappeared. A monumental feat! Ace, Eagle, a 'one' on the score card, priceless! "One of these guys is good!" And, he even bought the rounds. Way to go Pepi! Slammer Hall of Fame, make room!
Stars |
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Pepilepu |
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One, une, unus, ono, um, eins, un, ena, ace, eagle, alpha, mono. One bird, one dog, one skin, one low score, one loss, one eagle....One HOLE IN ONE?! Yay Pepi! One choice for star number ONE! |
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Lucky |
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Check out the pin on his hat courtesy of IronMaiden, "Lucky strikes again". This is definitely a recurring theme for this slammer as he defeats that first star, Pepi, Eeyore and Big-T. Lucky also takes home some MORE bones with a dog and a skin while getting 3 birds. Sweet! |
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chill (r) |
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There was a Chill in the air today. Well, not really, but she did blow through her opponents today. This rookie, takes down fellow rookie Eager Beaver, Big Guy and Shades. And, like Lucky, she also gets a dog and a skin, while potting 3 birds. Awesome! |
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Stats
- Attendance: 20
- Scoring Average: 93
- Birdie Average: 0.75
- Course Rating: 8
- Best aspects of course: Greens were mowed and rolled for the Slammers this morning.
Kids
Event Fees
- ST Member: $39
- EG Member: $32
- EG Unl. Member: $27
Total for The Kids
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UPSETS |
DEFENCES |
Challenger |
Defender |
Hole |
Challenger |
Defender |
Hole |
ToothFairy [100] |
PizzaMan [33] |
16 |
Eager Beaver (r) [Unr] |
Big Guy [102] |
10 |
Bookie [88] |
PizzaMan [33] |
17 |
Eager Beaver (r) [Unr] |
chill (r) [67] |
10 |
IronMaiden [38] |
PizzaMan [33] |
17 |
Big Tee (r) [83] |
Lucky [14] |
11 |
ToothFairy [100] |
IronMaiden [38] |
18 |
Eager Beaver (r) [Unr] |
Shades [93] |
11 |
Bookie [88] |
IronMaiden [38] |
18 |
Big Tee (r) [83] |
Pepilepu [50] |
12 |
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Big Tee (r) [83] |
Eeyore [72] |
13 |
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Eeyore [72] |
Lucky [14] |
13 |
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Eeyore [72] |
Pepilepu [50] |
14 |
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Big Guy [102] |
Shades [93] |
14 |
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Ozone [34] |
Cuba [25] |
15 |
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Shades [93] |
chill (r) [67] |
15 |
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Big Guy [102] |
chill (r) [67] |
15 |
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Ozone [34] |
Crenshaw [2] |
16 |
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Pepilepu [50] |
Lucky [14] |
16 |
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Cuba [25] |
Crenshaw [2] |
17 |
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Grumpy [56] |
PacMan [137] |
17 |
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Grumpy [56] |
Papa Malone [107] |
17 |
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Ozone [34] |
KaDaver [12] |
17 |
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Cuba [25] |
KaDaver [12] |
17 |
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Grumpy [56] |
The Enigma [49] |
17 |
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Bookie [88] |
ToothFairy [100] |
18 |
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KaDaver [12] |
Crenshaw [2] |
18 |
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PacMan [137] |
Papa Malone [107] |
18 |
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Papa Malone [107] |
The Enigma [49] |
18 |
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PacMan [137] |
The Enigma [49] |
18 |
INDIVIDUAL PLAYER STATS |
Slammer |
Score |
Birds |
Eagles |
Dogs |
Bones |
Skins |
Bones |
Record |
Points |
Lucky |
79 |
3 |
0 |
1 |
16 |
1 |
11 |
3-0-0 |
6 |
chill (r) |
84 |
3 |
0 |
1 |
16 |
1 |
11 |
3-0-0 |
6 |
ToothFairy |
89 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
3-0-0 |
6 |
Papa Malone |
101 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
16 |
0 |
0 |
2-0-1 |
5 |
KaDaver |
81 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
11 |
2-0-1 |
5 |
Crenshaw |
78 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
2-0-1 |
5 |
The Enigma |
103 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
2-0-1 |
5 |
Pepilepu |
78 |
1 |
1 |
1 |
16 |
1 |
11 |
2-1-0 |
4 |
Bookie |
90 |
2 |
0 |
1 |
16 |
1 |
11 |
2-1-0 |
4 |
Shades |
92 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
2-1-0 |
4 |
Big Guy |
98 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
16 |
0 |
0 |
1-2-0 |
2 |
Cuba |
86 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
2 |
22 |
1-2-0 |
2 |
Eeyore |
85 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1-2-0 |
2 |
IronMaiden |
90 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1-2-0 |
2 |
PacMan |
102 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1-2-0 |
2 |
Ozone |
86 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
11 |
0-3-0 |
0 |
PizzaMan |
93 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0-3-0 |
0 |
Big Tee (r) |
94 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0-3-0 |
0 |
Grumpy |
108 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0-3-0 |
0 |
Eager Beaver (r) |
133 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0-3-0 |
0 |
SKINS |
HOLE |
1 |
2 |
3 |
4 |
5 |
6 |
7 |
8 |
9 |
OUT |
10 |
11 |
12 |
13 |
14 |
15 |
16 |
17 |
18 |
IN |
TOTAL |
SKINS |
PAR |
5 |
4 |
4 |
3 |
4 |
5 |
3 |
3 |
4 |
35 |
4 |
3 |
4 |
5 |
4 |
5 |
3 |
3 |
4 |
35 |
70 |
|
Cuba |
6 |
4 |
5 |
2 |
5 |
7 |
4 |
4 |
4 |
41 |
4 |
2 |
5 |
8 |
5 |
5 |
6 |
5 |
5 |
45 |
86 |
2 |
Pepilepu |
7 |
4 |
5 |
4 |
5 |
5 |
3 |
1 |
4 |
38 |
5 |
2 |
4 |
6 |
4 |
8 |
4 |
3 |
4 |
40 |
78 |
1 |
Lucky |
5 |
3 |
4 |
3 |
4 |
7 |
2 |
3 |
5 |
36 |
5 |
2 |
5 |
5 |
5 |
8 |
3 |
4 |
6 |
43 |
79 |
1 |
KaDaver |
5 |
6 |
4 |
4 |
4 |
5 |
5 |
4 |
4 |
41 |
7 |
3 |
6 |
5 |
4 |
5 |
3 |
4 |
3 |
40 |
81 |
1 |
chill (r) |
5 |
6 |
6 |
3 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
3 |
4 |
41 |
6 |
5 |
3 |
8 |
5 |
5 |
4 |
2 |
5 |
43 |
84 |
1 |
Ozone |
6 |
5 |
4 |
4 |
3 |
5 |
4 |
5 |
5 |
41 |
5 |
3 |
6 |
8 |
5 |
5 |
5 |
4 |
4 |
45 |
86 |
1 |
Bookie |
4 |
5 |
6 |
4 |
5 |
7 |
5 |
5 |
5 |
46 |
5 |
2 |
6 |
6 |
5 |
7 |
3 |
5 |
5 |
44 |
90 |
1 |
Crenshaw |
5 |
5 |
5 |
3 |
4 |
5 |
2 |
3 |
5 |
37 |
5 |
4 |
5 |
5 |
5 |
6 |
3 |
4 |
4 |
41 |
78 |
0 |
Eeyore |
5 |
5 |
5 |
4 |
4 |
6 |
4 |
4 |
5 |
42 |
5 |
5 |
5 |
6 |
4 |
6 |
4 |
4 |
4 |
43 |
85 |
0 |
ToothFairy |
5 |
5 |
4 |
3 |
5 |
7 |
3 |
4 |
4 |
40 |
7 |
4 |
5 |
6 |
6 |
8 |
4 |
4 |
5 |
49 |
89 |
0 |
IronMaiden |
6 |
6 |
4 |
3 |
4 |
8 |
3 |
4 |
6 |
44 |
6 |
3 |
7 |
6 |
7 |
5 |
3 |
3 |
6 |
46 |
90 |
0 |
Shades |
6 |
6 |
4 |
4 |
7 |
8 |
3 |
4 |
5 |
47 |
6 |
3 |
4 |
7 |
5 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
6 |
45 |
92 |
0 |
PizzaMan |
6 |
5 |
6 |
4 |
4 |
8 |
4 |
5 |
5 |
47 |
6 |
4 |
5 |
5 |
4 |
8 |
4 |
6 |
4 |
46 |
93 |
0 |
Big Tee (r) |
5 |
5 |
6 |
4 |
5 |
7 |
4 |
4 |
5 |
45 |
6 |
5 |
7 |
7 |
5 |
8 |
4 |
3 |
4 |
49 |
94 |
0 |
Big Guy |
7 |
4 |
5 |
3 |
4 |
8 |
4 |
6 |
5 |
46 |
7 |
3 |
6 |
8 |
6 |
8 |
4 |
5 |
5 |
52 |
98 |
0 |
Papa Malone |
7 |
6 |
4 |
5 |
5 |
6 |
5 |
5 |
6 |
49 |
6 |
6 |
7 |
7 |
6 |
8 |
3 |
4 |
5 |
52 |
101 |
0 |
PacMan |
7 |
4 |
7 |
4 |
8 |
7 |
3 |
6 |
5 |
51 |
7 |
4 |
5 |
7 |
6 |
8 |
4 |
5 |
5 |
51 |
102 |
0 |
The Enigma |
7 |
8 |
6 |
3 |
5 |
6 |
5 |
4 |
5 |
49 |
8 |
6 |
5 |
6 |
6 |
8 |
5 |
5 |
5 |
54 |
103 |
0 |
Grumpy |
6 |
5 |
6 |
5 |
8 |
8 |
5 |
4 |
7 |
54 |
5 |
3 |
8 |
8 |
5 |
8 |
6 |
5 |
6 |
54 |
108 |
0 |
TOTAL |
1 |
1 |
0 |
1 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
0 |
|
1 |
0 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
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8 |
Legend |
E |
Eagle or Better |
B |
Birdie |
P |
Par |
G |
Bogey or Greater |
C |
Cut-off birdie |
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