The Slammer Tour: Event Summary

Notables

TC Matchs: Pizzaman beats Penzie and Inch slays Bigbear.
Chris, one of the amiable Canadian pros gave a putting clinic and fitting to three golfers pre-game. Those golfers then went 8-1 in their matches !
Hacker played a hole: 7 iron-driver-putter, surprising no one.
Peter is now known as The Apostle.
TJ and Meekagolf both were undefeated.
Tadpole uses an electric, remote controlled golf cart, which took off on its own near the 16th green as Hacker lined up a putt for a dog. As it wasn't coming directly at him, Hacker was able to 2-putt and get the loot.
The customary bottle of Tequila for best dressed golfer was awarded to Popeye, who wore a dark purple top over black shorts and a cool matching hat !
Thanks to Hacker for doing Tanco doggie master duties and giving himself 2 and Pipeline and Bearcat 1 each.
Thanks Pizzaman for calculating the Evolution Physio skins and awarding them to Peter, 2 (The Apostle), Pipeline and Shorts, worth $23 each.

Quotables

Where is chip-me-in ?
OH MY G.....IT DIDN'T GO IN !
This tee box is in the guy's garage.
I think I killed a frog when I played out of the pond. I heard it croak.
He kissed his putter then made a birdie.

Sat Jun 23, 2012

Summary
Nineteen golfers teed off just after 3 pm on a perfect Canadian summer day and were treated to excellent fairways, greens, and hospitality and a wedding party on the first tee. The bride was ravishing.

Stars
	Pipeline (r)
	This tall lanky ball striker was sick all week so he decided to get well soon....by tee time. He then took out Cuba, Tadpole and Hacker decisively while earning a dog and a skin. Nothing to sneeze at !
	PizzaMan
	Pizzaman feasted on Inch, Bigbear and Penzie and had a double victory by winning his TC match against Penzie. He had 2 birds and loudly missed a skin. Oh was he mad ! Oh was he good !
	The Apostle (r)
	Henceforth this contemplative competitor will be joyously refered to as The Apostle. He went 3-0, earned 2 skins and had terrific fish and chips post game. Appetite for victory !

Onsite Coordinator

Cuba

Stats

Attendance: 19
Scoring Average: 94
Birdie Average: 0.63
Course Rating: 7.5
Best aspects of course: The cart girl came by every 3rd hole !

Kids

The Kids earned $26

Event Fees

ST Member: $49
EG Member: $42
EG Unl. Member: $35

UPSETS			DEFENCES
Challenger	Defender	Hole	Challenger	Defender	Hole
Pipeline (r) [B38]	Hacker [B15]	13	Big Bear (r) [D115]	PizzaMan [A36]	12
Pipeline (r) [B38]	TadPole [B6]	15	Big Bear (r) [D115]	Inch [B10]	12
Pipeline (r) [B38]	Cuba [A17]	16	Compressor (r) [B7]	The Apostle (r) [Unr]	12
Smallpak (r) [B34]	Compressor (r) [B7]	16	Smallpak (r) [B34]	The Apostle (r) [Unr]	12
Penzie [C19]	Inch [B10]	17	Big Bear (r) [D115]	Penzie [C19]	13
Hacker [B15]	TadPole [B6]	17	BearCat [B33]	Shorts (r) [B24]	13
Popeye [B39]	Compressor (r) [B7]	18	Big Guy [D9]	BearCat [B33]	14
			Big Guy [D9]	TJ [B12]	14
			Popeye [B39]	The Apostle (r) [Unr]	14
			Aqua (r) [D65]	MeekaGolf (r) [A29]	14
			BearCat [B33]	TJ [B12]	15
			Supersy (r) [C12]	MeekaGolf (r) [A29]	15
			Popeye [B39]	Smallpak (r) [B34]	15
			Shorts (r) [B24]	TJ [B12]	16
			TadPole [B6]	Cuba [A17]	16
			Inch [B10]	PizzaMan [A36]	17
			Aqua (r) [D65]	Supersy (r) [C12]	17
			Hacker [B15]	Cuba [A17]	18
			Penzie [C19]	PizzaMan [A36]	18
			Big Guy [D9]	Shorts (r) [B24]	18

INDIVIDUAL PLAYER STATS
Slammer	Score	Birds	Eagles	Dogs	Bones	Skins	Bones	Record	Points
Pipeline (r)	81	2	0	1	25	1	15	3-0-0	6
The Apostle (r)	78	3	0	0	0	2	30	3-0-0	6
PizzaMan	86	2	0	0	0	0	0	3-0-0	6
TJ	95	0	0	0	0	0	0	3-0-0	6
Shorts (r)	97	1	0	0	0	1	15	2-1-0	4
MeekaGolf (r)	87	1	0	0	0	0	0	2-0-0	4
Penzie	90	0	0	0	0	0	0	2-1-0	4
Smallpak (r)	95	0	0	0	0	0	0	2-1-0	4
Hacker	86	0	0	2	50	0	0	1-1-1	3
Cuba	85	0	0	0	0	0	0	1-1-1	3
BearCat	105	0	0	1	25	0	0	1-2-0	2
Supersy (r)	96	2	0	0	0	2	30	1-1-0	2
Inch	88	1	0	0	0	0	0	1-2-0	2
Popeye	94	0	0	0	0	0	0	1-2-0	2
TadPole	89	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-3-0	0
Compressor (r)	101	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-3-0	0
Aqua (r)	104	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-2-0	0
Big Guy	111	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-3-0	0
Big Bear (r)	120	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-3-0	0

SKINS
HOLE	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	OUT	10	11	12	13	14	15	16	17	18	IN	TOTAL	SKINS
PAR	5	4	3	4	4	4	3	5	3	35	5	4	4	4	4	4	3	5	3	36	71
The Apostle (r)	6	4	2	5	6	5	3	5	3	39	5	4	4	3	4	5	4	4	6	39	78	2
Supersy (r)	5	6	5	5	8	3	7	4	6	49	6	6	6	5	5	6	3	5	5	47	96	2
Pipeline (r)	4	4	5	4	4	4	3	6	5	39	6	3	4	6	4	5	3	6	5	42	81	1
Shorts (r)	6	4	6	5	6	4	5	8	5	49	5	5	3	4	6	6	6	8	5	48	97	1
Cuba	5	5	3	4	5	4	4	6	3	39	5	5	4	5	6	6	3	7	5	46	85	0
PizzaMan	4	4	4	5	5	5	3	6	4	40	6	5	5	6	3	4	6	6	5	46	86	0
Hacker	5	5	3	6	5	5	3	6	4	42	7	4	5	6	5	5	3	5	4	44	86	0
MeekaGolf (r)	5	4	4	5	4	4	3	6	5	40	6	8	4	5	4	4	6	4	6	47	87	0
Inch	6	5	5	5	6	4	3	5	3	42	7	6	4	6	3	5	3	8	4	46	88	0
TadPole	5	6	4	6	5	5	3	6	6	46	5	6	4	4	4	6	3	6	5	43	89	0
Penzie	5	5	4	8	4	5	3	7	6	47	7	4	4	5	4	4	3	5	7	43	90	0
Popeye	5	6	5	4	5	5	4	8	4	46	8	4	5	6	5	5	3	7	5	48	94	0
Smallpak (r)	8	5	4	5	6	4	4	7	4	47	7	7	4	5	5	4	3	7	6	48	95	0
TJ	6	4	4	8	5	5	4	7	5	48	5	7	5	4	5	5	3	6	7	47	95	0
Compressor (r)	6	5	3	4	8	8	4	8	8	54	7	4	5	5	7	6	3	5	5	47	101	0
Aqua (r)	7	5	3	8	5	5	4	8	3	48	6	6	4	6	7	7	5	7	8	56	104	0
BearCat	7	5	8	6	8	6	4	8	3	55	5	6	8	4	5	5	3	7	7	50	105	0
Big Guy	8	8	5	7	5	7	5	7	4	56	6	6	8	6	5	5	5	8	6	55	111	0
Big Bear (r)	7	7	4	4	8	4	5	7	7	53	8	7	8	8	6	8	6	8	8	67	120	0
TOTAL	0	0	1	0	0	1	0	1	0		0	1	1	1	0	0	0	0	0			6
Legend	E	Eagle or Better						B	Birdie		P	Par		G	Bogey or Greater					C	Cut-off birdie

PLAYER MATCHES
HOLE	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	10	11	12	13	14	15	16	17	18
		AS	1U	AS			AS	1U	2U	3U	3U	4U	5U	6U	-	-	-	-
	6	4	2	5	6	5	3	5	3	5	4	4	3	4	-	-	-	-
	5	6	5	4	5	5	4	8	4	8	4	5	6	5	-	-	-	-
	1U	AS		AS	1U	1U	AS								-	-	-	-
RESULT: The Apostle wins 6 and 4 Start match at hole:

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