The Slammer Tour: Event Summary

Notables

TC 'D' match - The Enigma advances to the Elite Eight with his victory over Legal Eagle.
Metrics is a no-show, but that's not his fault, Grumpy booked him into the wrong event.
Although winning zero matches, Inch goes home with 38 bones for his doggie and birdie skin.
Biscuit Oshumka gets his first ever doggie, which was no easy feat, because he was 30 feet away from the hole.
Only two birdies today, both good for a skin, and the only two skins of the day. Congrats Inch and Gator! TriplePutt (but only gave the kids 50 cents) may have to change her name. Her fellow Slammers today are considering such things as 'forgetful shoes', 'I only live 10 minutes away', or 'I just landed this morning'.
Sorry Irons! We heard on the 19th that Irons hit the green on the first five par 3s. However, he 3 jacked each one. Those extra putts caused his worst ever Slammer game... and 1st 'D' score.

Quotables

"My wife is fantastic." says Irons who is scheduled to play 8 events in 10 days during his vacation.
"I forgot my shoes. Do I have time to go home? I only live 10 minutes away."
"Sorry, I'm off duty. You're screwed!"
"Fire that caddy!"
"Seven is away?"
"Did you lose your mojo?" "No, I never had it."
"I'm just going to write BO. Not that you stink."
"That's not an injury. I bet it's a swing aid."
"I gave him that disease."

Wed Aug 29, 2012

Summary
Golden Bear is alive and well. Although he and his partner missed the deadline to enter The Ottawa Sun Scramble he was seen at Manderley today. Also spotted today, was Manderley's main man, Greg Chambers, another Sun Scramble participant. Speaking of Sun Scramble, Executive Golf's scorer Joe Long missed his Tour debut. See Notables about Metrics. There was juggling of the foursomes in their starting order, there was jocularity by the truckloads, and an actual switch of playing partners on the 2nd tee. In the end, it was a perfect day; sunshine, laughing, golf and aliGator eating Toronto Maple Leaf players. Pukey J donated the three star prizes again today.

Stars
	Gator (r)
	As it was being mentioned, Gator was introduced as somebody's Sun Scramble partner. "Hey, weren't you 1st star last time I OC'd?" "People are going to start thinking this is fixed." Who else could be first star? He went 3-0, had one of only two birds today, which was good for a skin, and also had two doggies. Scores don't matter but today Gator shot his Slammer Tour best and collected 49 bones. By the way, he also moved up from 95th to 67th. He walks away with a new golf umbrella donated by Pukey J.
	Blue
	Thanks to Iron Maiden, Blue now has new doggie balls and he had to leave two of them out today. Only one of them was good. He went undefeated with upsets over Pukey J and Inch. He jumped 33 rungs up the ladder from 101st to 68th. He walks home with a sleeve of balls donated by Pukey J.
	Monkee
	By now you guessed it, Pukey J also donated another sleeve of balls to our 3rd star. Monkee wins this sleeve by virtue of his 3-0 record. With his upset win over Irons, he moved from 88th to 57th. Monkee mentions at the 19th hole "I think it's the first time ever I played in a foursome that didn't have a birdie (37th event)."

Onsite Coordinator

Grumpy

Stats

Attendance: 11
Scoring Average: 95
Birdie Average: 0.18
Course Rating: 7
Best aspects of course:

Kids

The Kids earned $19

Event Fees

ST Member: $41
EG Member: $36
EG Unl. Member: $31

UPSETS			DEFENCES
Challenger	Defender	Hole	Challenger	Defender	Hole
Monkee [C12]	Irons (r) [A25]	14	Legal Eagle (r) [C158]	Monkee [C12]	13
Pukey J (r) [B41]	Inch [B23]	15	Biscuit Oshumka (r) [C157]	TriplePutt [C70]	13
The Enigma [B52]	Irons (r) [A25]	17	Biscuit Oshumka (r) [C157]	Gator (r) [B39]	13
			Biscuit Oshumka (r) [C157]	Grumpy [D2]	14
			Inch [B23]	Blue [A33]	15
			Legal Eagle (r) [C158]	The Enigma [B52]	15
			TriplePutt [C70]	Gator (r) [B39]	15
			The Enigma [B52]	Monkee [C12]	16
			TriplePutt [C70]	Grumpy [D2]	16
			Grumpy [D2]	Gator (r) [B39]	16
			Legal Eagle (r) [C158]	Irons (r) [A25]	17
			Pukey J (r) [B41]	Blue [A33]	17

INDIVIDUAL PLAYER STATS
Slammer	Score	Birds	Eagles	Dogs	Bones	Skins	Bones	Record	Points
Gator (r)	89	1	0	2	22	1	27	3-0-0	6
Monkee	88	0	0	0	0	0	0	3-0-0	6
Blue	83	0	0	1	11	0	0	2-0-0	4
Grumpy	96	0	0	0	0	0	0	2-1-0	4
The Enigma	97	0	0	0	0	0	0	2-1-0	4
Pukey J (r)	82	0	0	0	0	0	0	1-1-0	2
TriplePutt	97	0	0	0	0	0	0	1-2-0	2
Irons (r)	100	0	0	0	0	0	0	1-2-0	2
Inch	90	1	0	1	11	1	27	0-2-0	0
Biscuit Oshumka (r)	116	0	0	1	11	0	0	0-3-0	0
Legal Eagle (r)	106	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-3-0	0

SKINS
HOLE	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	OUT	10	11	12	13	14	15	16	17	18	IN	TOTAL	SKINS
PAR	4	4	3	4	4	3	5	3	5	35	5	3	5	3	4	3	5	4	4	36	71
Gator (r)	5	6	4	5	6	4	5	4	5	44	6	6	6	2	5	3	5	7	5	45	89	1
Inch	5	7	5	5	5	4	6	2	5	44	8	3	5	4	6	5	5	5	5	46	90	1
Pukey J (r)	4	4	3	6	4	3	5	3	6	38	8	5	5	3	5	5	5	4	4	44	82	0
Blue	7	6	3	5	4	4	5	3	5	42	7	4	5	3	5	4	5	4	4	41	83	0
Monkee	5	4	5	5	6	6	5	3	6	45	6	3	6	4	5	4	5	4	6	43	88	0
Grumpy	8	5	4	4	7	3	6	4	8	49	6	6	6	3	5	4	5	6	6	47	96	0
TriplePutt	5	5	6	4	6	4	7	4	6	47	6	4	8	4	7	4	6	5	6	50	97	0
The Enigma	4	8	5	8	4	8	5	5	7	54	7	4	5	4	5	3	7	4	4	43	97	0
Irons (r)	6	6	4	6	7	4	8	4	5	50	8	5	6	4	5	5	7	5	5	50	100	0
Legal Eagle (r)	6	6	6	6	8	4	8	3	8	55	6	6	5	5	6	4	7	7	5	51	106	0
Biscuit Oshumka (r)	5	6	8	7	8	3	8	5	7	57	8	4	6	4	8	6	8	7	8	59	116	0
TOTAL	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	1	0		0	0	0	1	0	0	0	0	0			2
Legend	E	Eagle or Better						B	Birdie		P	Par		G	Bogey or Greater					C	Cut-off birdie

PLAYER MATCHES
HOLE	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	10	11	12	13	14	15	16	17	18
	1U	2U	3U	2U	3U	4U	5U	4U	3U	3U	2U	2U	3U	4U	4U	-	-	-
	4	4	3	6	4	3	5	3	6	8	5	5	3	5	5	-	-	-
	5	7	5	5	5	4	6	2	5	8	3	5	4	6	5	-	-	-
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RESULT: Pukey J wins 4 and 3 Start match at hole:

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