The Slammer Tour: Event Summary

Notables

Popeye advances to the finals of the TC "B" with his victory over springlakes, where he will take on Chubbs. Good luck gentlemen.
The Enigma advances to the TC "D" semi-final with his win over PapaMalone.
Thanks to first-timer, Chill, for doing a wonderful job presenting the Doggies to PizzaMan #2, Eeyone #4, The Enigma #8, Pukey J #13, and PizzaMan #16.
IronMaiden rocked the Evolution Physio Skins Report again (with a smile on her face). Her par-skin on #9 and Gators birdie-skin on #18 were all-she-wrote today. $35 BONES each.
Billiards shows up just in time to tee off, He went to Equinelle instead.
IronMaiden adds another skin to her lead in the race for the Evolution Physio Cup.
PizzaMan and Eeyore take 10 minutes trying to measure and decide who had their dog ball closer, only to have Pukey J come right behind them and beat them both.
The threesome of StevieRay, Chill, and Pukey J invite a single, playing behind them to join them. It was our very own 'Cricket'.

Quotables

Funny when the only guy to hit the green is the only one not to par.
When I play bad I eat bad.
Billiards sees a heard of cows and says, "Hi ladies".
PizzaMan runs like a chicken'
Cricket is irrelevant at this point.
PizzaMan trying to hush Popeye during the presentations, "Popeye, you have detention."

Sat Sep 29, 2012

Summary
Slammers are going to have to start rethinking this place, as some of us have already begun to realize that Manderley on the Green is worthy of an "Inski". Dave in the proshop tells us that it will probably be mid-November before things start to get closed up at Manderly. And, we know that Slammers will be looking for a place to play in about 7 weeks. There is another Inski-worthy event coming up next Saturday. Lots of bones up for grabs at the beautiful new Gatineau Golf Club next week as it hosts Executive Golf's Wind-Up. Good luck to all.

Stars
	The Enigma
	The Enigma was certainly enigmatic today as he took out all challengers. It started with Billiards on 13, followed by PapaMalone on 15, which was also a TC 'D' match-up. Then, he completed the sweep by finishing off IronMaiden on 18. To top it off, this sandaled, Tilly-hatted gentleman walked away with a Doggie. Well done!
	Pepilepu
	This 'stinker' came out smelling like roses today. He polished off Eeyore and Gator on the 16th, then, for the second round in a row, Pepilepu took out PizzaMan on 18. This guy is not ready hibernate yet. C'est beau, Pepi!
	Pukey J (r)
	Undefeated was certainly the theme today as Pukey J followed suit. Chill fell to Pukey on the 14, then StevieRay became his upset victim on 18 to this former 'Prime Minister'. Pukey J took home 14 Bones, in his 14th event, for his Doggie on #13, but the birdie didn't make the grade. Super!

Onsite Coordinator

PizzaMan

Stats

Attendance: 13
Scoring Average: 93
Birdie Average: 0.38
Course Rating: 7.5
Best aspects of course: Once again, Dave delivers. Chips and dip for Slammers, on the house.

Kids

The Kids earned $17

Event Fees

ST Member: $35
EG Member: $30
EG Unl. Member: $25

UPSETS			DEFENCES
Challenger	Defender	Hole	Challenger	Defender	Hole
XTour [B32]	springlakes [A29]	WDN	springlakes [A29]	Popeye [B16]	WDN
			Billiards [C47]	The Enigma [B26]	13
			chill (r) [B29]	Stevie Ray [C2]	14
			chill (r) [B29]	Pukey J (r) [B13]	14
			Billiards [C47]	Papa Malone [C23]	15
			Papa Malone [C23]	The Enigma [B26]	15
			Billiards [C47]	IronMaiden [B27]	16
			Eeyore [B11]	PizzaMan [A9]	16
			Gator (r) [B24]	PizzaMan [A9]	16
			Eeyore [B11]	Pepilepu [A8]	16
			Gator (r) [B24]	Pepilepu [A8]	16
			Gator (r) [B24]	Eeyore [B11]	17
			XTour [B32]	Popeye [B16]	17
			Stevie Ray [C2]	Pukey J (r) [B13]	18
			Papa Malone [C23]	IronMaiden [B27]	18
			PizzaMan [A9]	Pepilepu [A8]	18
			IronMaiden [B27]	The Enigma [B26]	18

INDIVIDUAL PLAYER STATS
Slammer	Score	Birds	Eagles	Dogs	Bones	Skins	Bones	Record	Points
The Enigma	96	0	0	1	14	0	0	3-0-0	6
Pepilepu	87	1	0	0	0	0	0	3-0-0	6
PizzaMan	85	1	0	2	28	0	0	2-1-0	4
Pukey J (r)	87	1	0	1	14	0	0	2-0-0	4
Popeye	86	0	0	0	0	0	0	2-0-0	4
IronMaiden	99	0	0	0	0	1	35	1-1-1	3
Papa Malone	100	0	0	0	0	0	0	1-1-1	3
Eeyore	92	1	0	1	14	0	0	1-2-0	2
Stevie Ray	87	0	0	0	0	0	0	1-1-0	2
XTour	91	0	0	0	0	0	0	1-1-0	2
Gator (r)	97	1	0	0	0	1	35	0-3-0	0
chill (r)	96	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-2-0	0
Billiards	106	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-3-0	0
springlakes	WDN							0-2-0	0

SKINS
HOLE	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	OUT	10	11	12	13	14	15	16	17	18	IN	TOTAL	SKINS
PAR	5	3	5	3	4	3	5	4	4	36	5	4	4	3	5	4	3	4	4	36	72
Popeye	5	4	5	3	5	4	6	5	5	42	6	4	6	5	6	5	4	4	4	44	86	1
Gator (r)	6	5	6	3	5	4	6	4	5	44	5	8	6	5	8	8	4	6	3	53	97	1
IronMaiden	7	5	7	4	5	4	5	6	4	47	5	6	8	5	8	4	3	7	6	52	99	1
PizzaMan	7	3	5	3	6	4	5	6	5	44	7	4	7	3	4	4	3	4	5	41	85	0
Pepilepu	7	6	5	3	5	3	6	4	6	45	5	8	5	5	4	4	3	4	4	42	87	0
Stevie Ray	6	4	5	3	5	5	7	6	5	46	5	4	5	3	6	4	4	4	6	41	87	0
Pukey J (r)	6	4	5	4	5	4	5	6	5	44	5	4	6	2	6	6	3	7	4	43	87	0
XTour	6	3	5	3	7	3	6	5	5	43	7	5	7	4	6	5	4	5	5	48	91	0
Eeyore	6	5	5	3	7	4	7	5	7	49	5	7	4	2	6	6	4	4	5	43	92	0
chill (r)	6	3	5	6	5	4	8	8	5	50	8	6	6	4	6	4	4	4	4	46	96	0
The Enigma	8	3	6	4	6	3	7	4	5	46	8	8	4	4	5	4	5	6	6	50	96	0
Papa Malone	6	5	5	4	7	6	8	8	6	55	8	4	5	3	6	5	5	4	5	45	100	0
Billiards	8	5	7	5	5	4	8	6	6	54	6	5	6	5	7	6	4	5	8	52	106	0
TOTAL	1	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	1		0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	1			3
Legend	E	Eagle or Better						B	Birdie		P	Par		G	Bogey or Greater					C	Cut-off birdie

PLAYER MATCHES
HOLE	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	10	11	12	13	14	15	16	17	18

	7	3	5	3	6	4	5	6	5	7	4	7	3	4	4	3	4	5
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