The Slammer Tour: Event Summary

Notables

TC EXTRAVAGANZA at Equinelle today with the following players advancing to the second round:
TC "OPEN": McGoop over StevieRay (11th), The Kid over Tit4Tat (17th)
TC "A": F6Noob over PointZero (16th)
TC "SENIOR": Vinnie over Turtle (18th), Inch over Philll (20th), Spitz over Intruder (16th), Blue over Grumpy (14th)
TC "Ladies B": Juice over IronMaiden (37th)
TC "D": BreadMan over Billiards (15th)
DOGGIES were a whopping 30 bones each today with McGoop (#3, 15ft), Wally (#8, 16ft), Danger (#15, 15ft) and Spitz (#16, 12ft) taking one puppy each
SKINS were only earned with birds today and netted McGoop three, Swanny two and one each to PointZero & Danger at 15 bones a piece
NOTABLE: Thank you to our resident Slammer Statistician Grumpy for providing the stats used in the first star write up
Thank you to our PhotoMaster PointZero, Skins master McGoop and Doggie master Blue

Quotables

Don't trip over your bottom lip
(F6Noob to Chubs) You're old enough to be my dad

Tue May 28, 2013

Summary
Earlier in the week we were notified by eQuinelle that spring aeration would be taking place during the two days that preceeded this Tuesday event but that did not deter twenty four Slammers from filling up this popular venue event and fulfilling a total of nine TC first round matches!! It seems as though it doesn't matter what day of the week we play eQuinelle as it will bring Slammers flocking any day, any time, any condition. It is consistently ranked the top public course in the Ottawa area by Flagstick magazine and obviously on the Slammer Tour as well. So thank you Huxham Golf for designing such a spectacular trek and to the staff of eQuinelle for always making our visits top notch.

Stars
	McGoop
	A single square around the number 5 on his scorecard on hole number ten was the only blemmish that accompanied six birds and 11 pars. That little square cost him the record as he succeeds in tying but not breaking the existing record first set by Malone in 2007 and matched by Chef at this same course August 11th, 2012. Our skins master today made sure he gave himself a good chance to net some skins as he birdied one third of the holes today which rounded out to a 50/50 chance as three of those held for the skin. McGoop was pure evil as he polished off all of his matches by the twelth hole including his TC Open match with Stevie Ray to give him clearance into the second round. Oh, and a tidy little doggie on the first par three of the day topped off this spectacular round. Congrats!
	Swanny
	Swanny was stealth like as he played steady and shot in for the kill recording four birdies that can be so damaging in match play to ones opponents. IronMaiden, Juice and Danger gave up the 6 points and Swanny took home two skins in the process of defending his top 5 Slammer rank. Awesome!
	F6Noob (r)
	What is a Noob anyways? Well, apparentely, Noob does refer to a newbie and is often spelled n00b. So we got that part...and this OC is going to guess that because of his exceptional play that swept him through his matches today like a tornado...the F6 must refer to the force in which he plows through his opponents. An F6 rated rookie! F6Noob went 3-0 as he defends against Wally and his pops Chubs and takes the TC A match win over PointZero. Three birdies were circled on his card today and six points will also be added to his stats. Nice!

Onsite Coordinator

IronMaiden

Stats

Attendance: 24
Scoring Average: 89
Birdie Average: 0.75
Course Rating: 6.5
Best aspects of course: Layout

Kids

The Kids earned $14

Event Fees

ST Member: $54
EG Member: $45
EG Unl. Member: $39

UPSETS			DEFENCES
Challenger	Defender	Hole	Challenger	Defender	Hole
Danger [A35]	Juice [A27]	14	Stevie Ray [C7]	McGoop [O4]	11
F6Noob (r) [A29]	pointZero [A13]	16	Turtle [B36]	McGoop [O4]	11
Spitz (r) [C183]	Intruder [A33]	16	Vinnie (r) [B33]	McGoop [O4]	12
Chubs [A31]	pointZero [A13]	18	Pommie [C39]	Blue [A25]	12
			Intruder [A33]	Albatross [B10]	12
			Spitz (r) [C183]	The Kid [A32]	14
			Intruder [A33]	The Kid [A32]	14
			Billiards [C41]	Inch [B22]	14
			NikeMom (r) [C186]	Pommie [C39]	14
			Grumpy [D4]	Blue [A25]	14
			Juice [A27]	Swanny [A4]	14
			Wally [B58]	pointZero [A13]	15
			IronMaiden [B3]	Danger [A35]	15
			Billiards [C41]	BreadMan [D3]	15
			Wally [B58]	F6Noob (r) [A29]	15
			Billiards [C41]	Philll (r) [C9]	15
			BreadMan [D3]	Philll (r) [C9]	15
			NikeMom (r) [C186]	Grumpy [D4]	16
			BreadMan [D3]	Inch [B22]	16
			Danger [A35]	Swanny [A4]	16
			IronMaiden [B3]	Swanny [A4]	16
			Wally [B58]	Chubs [A31]	16
			Albatross [B10]	The Kid [A32]	17
			Turtle [B36]	Stevie Ray [C7]	18
			Stevie Ray [C7]	Vinnie (r) [B33]	18
			Juice [A27]	IronMaiden [B3]	18
			Pommie [C39]	Grumpy [D4]	18
			Philll (r) [C9]	Inch [B22]	18
			Spitz (r) [C183]	Albatross [B10]	18
			Chubs [A31]	F6Noob (r) [A29]	18
			Turtle [B36]	Vinnie (r) [B33]	18

INDIVIDUAL PLAYER STATS
Slammer	Score	Birds	Eagles	Dogs	Bones	Skins	Bones	Record	Points
McGoop	67	6	0	1	30	3	45	3-0-0	6
Swanny	81	4	0	0	0	2	30	3-0-0	6
F6Noob (r)	77	3	0	0	0	0	0	3-0-0	6
The Kid	80	1	0	0	0	0	0	3-0-0	6
Inch	92	0	0	0	0	0	0	2-0-1	5
Philll (r)	92	0	0	0	0	0	0	2-0-1	5
Danger	87	1	0	1	30	1	15	2-1-0	4
Chubs	82	1	0	0	0	0	0	2-1-0	4
Albatross	86	0	0	0	0	0	0	2-1-0	4
Blue	86	0	0	0	0	0	0	2-0-0	4
Vinnie (r)	89	0	0	0	0	0	0	2-1-0	4
Grumpy	95	0	0	0	0	0	0	2-1-0	4
Spitz (r)	85	0	0	1	30	0	0	1-2-0	2
pointZero	82	1	0	0	0	1	15	1-2-0	2
Pommie	97	0	0	0	0	0	0	1-2-0	2
BreadMan	103	0	0	0	0	0	0	1-2-0	2
IronMaiden	94	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-2-1	1
Juice	94	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-2-1	1
Stevie Ray	95	1	0	0	0	0	0	0-2-1	1
Turtle	96	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-2-1	1
Wally	87	0	0	1	30	0	0	0-3-0	0
Intruder	93	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-3-0	0
NikeMom (r)	101	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-2-0	0
Billiards	106	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-3-0	0

SKINS
HOLE	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	OUT	10	11	12	13	14	15	16	17	18	IN	TOTAL	SKINS
PAR	4	4	3	5	4	5	4	3	4	36	4	5	4	3	4	4	3	4	5	36	72
McGoop	4	4	3	4	4	4	4	3	4	34	5	4	4	3	3	4	3	3	4	33	67	3
Swanny	6	5	3	4	5	5	6	3	3	40	5	5	6	4	4	3	3	7	4	41	81	2
pointZero	5	4	4	5	3	5	5	5	5	41	4	6	4	5	4	4	4	5	5	41	82	1
Danger	5	4	4	5	6	5	7	3	6	45	5	7	3	3	4	4	4	6	6	42	87	1
F6Noob (r)	5	4	3	4	4	4	5	3	5	37	6	6	4	4	4	4	3	5	4	40	77	0
The Kid	4	5	3	6	4	4	4	3	5	38	6	8	4	3	4	4	3	5	5	42	80	0
Chubs	4	5	3	5	4	4	4	6	4	39	5	7	6	5	4	4	3	4	5	43	82	0
Spitz (r)	5	6	3	6	5	5	4	5	5	44	4	5	4	4	5	5	3	5	6	41	85	0
Blue	5	5	3	6	4	5	6	5	6	45	4	5	5	3	4	5	4	6	5	41	86	0
Albatross	4	4	7	5	4	6	4	3	6	43	4	6	4	4	4	6	5	5	5	43	86	0
Wally	6	4	3	7	4	5	4	3	6	42	5	5	6	5	5	5	3	6	5	45	87	0
Vinnie (r)	4	5	4	6	5	6	4	3	6	43	5	5	6	5	4	5	5	5	6	46	89	0
Philll (r)	6	6	4	7	6	5	7	4	5	50	4	6	4	4	5	4	3	6	6	42	92	0
Inch	6	4	4	6	6	5	8	5	6	50	6	5	5	3	5	4	4	5	5	42	92	0
Intruder	5	5	3	6	7	7	5	5	5	48	6	7	4	4	4	5	3	5	7	45	93	0
Juice	6	5	3	7	7	6	4	3	5	46	6	7	4	4	5	6	3	6	7	48	94	0
Grumpy	7	5	4	6	5	6	4	4	7	48	6	8	4	3	5	6	4	5	6	47	95	0
Stevie Ray	6	6	3	5	6	4	5	4	6	45	5	8	5	4	8	5	3	5	7	50	95	0
Turtle	7	5	4	5	5	5	4	7	6	48	5	6	5	3	5	5	4	8	7	48	96	0
BreadMan	5	7	4	6	5	7	5	6	8	53	5	7	6	5	4	5	4	7	7	50	103	0
Billiards	6	6	4	6	5	8	6	6	8	55	5	7	7	4	6	6	3	7	6	51	106	0
TOTAL	0	0	0	0	1	0	0	0	1		0	1	1	0	1	1	0	1	0			7
Legend	E	Eagle or Better						B	Birdie		P	Par		G	Bogey or Greater					C	Cut-off birdie

PLAYER MATCHES
HOLE	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	10	11	12	13	14	15	16	17	18
	1U	2U	3U	4U	5U	6U	6U	7U	8U	8U	9U	-	-	-	-	-	-	-
	4	4	3	4	4	4	4	3	4	5	4	-	-	-	-	-	-	-
	7	5	4	5	5	5	4	7	6	5	6	-	-	-	-	-	-	-
												-	-	-	-	-	-	-
RESULT: McGoop wins 9 and 7 Start match at hole:

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