![eQuinelle LoGo](images/logos/equinelle150x100.gif) Notables - KaDaver successfully defended against his fellow Sword (SJA), Happy Hooker. He now advances to the Senior TC Final vs. Cuba.
- It took 19 holes for #30 seed, T-Bone, to eliminate #5 Swanny. T-Bone advances to the Final Four and will play Lucky in the next round.
- No doggies for GoTee today but the rest of his game was working as he shot his career best on tour.
- Stevie Ray did move nearer to the leader with his dog on #3. He also announced to the OC prior to the event that this was a Kingston qualifier for him.
- TJ had three birds, two skins and two dogs.
- SuperSy was 3-0 and had a bird.
- Clang's bird was an eagle (but it was cut off).
- Turtle was the most enthusiastic at the 19th hole.
- Thank you Bubba for collecting the Culligan dog bones and distributing them to Stevie Ray, TJ, Happy Hooker, and TJ.
- Special thanks to PinShark who answered the plea and did a great job with the Dynamic Physio and Chiro Skins Report (record books being checked to see how often a skins report included four eagles).
- Chef dominates PinShark … PinShark intimidated by Chef? Today the Shark goes 0-3 (after four straight 3-0 events). Prior to that, Chef beat PinShark and PinShark went 0-3. Well, doing a little research, it has become clear that the last four times that PinShark has played Chef, his only win was against Grumpy.
- Speaking about Chef, read the first quotable below.
- Grumpy plays in 400th event today. Swanny is the 98th Slammer to play his 50th.
![](images/photos/equinelle400x300.jpg) Quotables
- "I want to thank you. I have not enjoyed watching someone play golf in such a long time "
- "Chicken!!! "
- "Wanna be my partner?"
- "Fail?" "Epic fail."
- Alch, watching from her porch, sees Grumpy on the tee box and shouts, "Please don’t hit me!"
- "That is for you Chef."
- "It has been audited."
- "Damn! It is going into the trap." "No you are short."
- "It is 154 to Juice" ... "It is 161 to Juice" ... "It is 235 to Juice." "Why are you always using Juice as a yardage target?" "She is better to look at!" "Good point!"
- "Nice drive, springlakes." "Yeah, now T-Bone will blast it 30 yards past me!" after the drive..."Nope, it looks more like 50 yards"
- "Five birdies and an Eagle?" "You didn't see my front nine!"
- "Damn, it is heading for the trap again!" "Nope, you are short."
- "I came up short." "Is that a springlakes?"
- "Damn, I hit that bad." "You mean the one on the green 20 feet from the hole?" "Maybe not that bad"
- "I've never been in a foursome where I was out driven 30+ yards by everyone all the time."
- "On in regulation and a two putt five times in a row is boring golf"
- "Hahaha, my Eagle cut off Chef!" "Nice!"
- "My game has fallen apart like a toy made in China."
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Tue Aug 6, 2013
Summary
This very popular venue once again had a full house. Twenty Slammers met at eQ for some Slammerlicious matching. The Audobon Society showed up. They heard that T-Bird was in the house, and that there was a Swan(ny) showing as well. As if that wasn’t enough, there were four eagles and 22 other birdies. Fifteen of the twenty (the Dead Man was on his) scored below their median today. The only four that did not included one returning from hand surgery, one playing in his first event this year, one playing in only his fourth career event, and one who gets intimidated by Chef. Eighty percent of the drives on the first hole landed dry. Want to guess which four were wet?
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T-Bone |
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T-Bone's par on #18 earned him two ties with springlakes and Swanny. He proceeded to hole #19 (#10) where he defeated Swanny to advance to the Final Four in the Promomedia B Division of the Tour Championships. Earlier he had upset Clang to jump from 63rd to 35th on the Slammer ladder. T-Bone is ten bones richer for his skin on #14. |
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Chef |
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Chef. Although to many it may be thought of as 'another day at the office', our top ranked Slammer in the field, heading into today, successfully defended thrice. He only had two eagles and four birds on the way to his sub 70 round. He awed his opponents, which you will notice by reading the Notables and Quotables. Does Chef like eQuinelle? Today was his 20th Slammer event here and his total score is plus 43. By the way, he started with four straight bogies today.
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Swanny |
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Swanny also had one eagle, five birdies, two victories, and a tie. His win over Clang was his 100th of his career. Ironically Clang was the last Slammer to reach that milestone.
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Stats
- Attendance: 20
- Scoring Average: 88
- Birdie Average: 1.1
- Course Rating: 8.5
- Best aspects of course: Fairways and fast greens
Kids
Event Fees
- ST Member: $65
- EG Member: $55
- EG Unl. Member: $45
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UPSETS |
DEFENCES |
Challenger |
Defender |
Hole |
Challenger |
Defender |
Hole |
Supersy [C30] |
Bubba [C16] |
12 |
Happy Hooker (r) [B13] |
Chef [O3] |
12 |
T-Bone [B20] |
Clang [A21] |
16 |
PinShark [A13] |
KaDaver [A11] |
12 |
Happy Hooker (r) [B13] |
PinShark [A13] |
17 |
Philll (r) [C17] |
GoTee (r) [A32] |
12 |
springlakes [A39] |
Clang [A21] |
17 |
Juan [B106] |
Stevie Ray [C3] |
13 |
Stevie Ray [C3] |
T-bird [A19] |
18 |
PinShark [A13] |
Chef [O3] |
13 |
Supersy [C30] |
Raker [C13] |
18 |
Juan [B106] |
T-bird [A19] |
13 |
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Bubba [C16] |
Raker [C13] |
13 |
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Turtle [B33] |
GoTee (r) [A32] |
13 |
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Happy Hooker (r) [B13] |
KaDaver [A11] |
14 |
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Juice [A38] |
Stevie Ray [C3] |
15 |
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Bubba [C16] |
Grumpy [D2] |
15 |
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Turtle [B33] |
TJ [B24] |
15 |
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Juice [A38] |
T-bird [A19] |
15 |
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springlakes [A39] |
Swanny [A18] |
15 |
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KaDaver [A11] |
Chef [O3] |
16 |
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Grumpy [D2] |
Raker [C13] |
16 |
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Philll (r) [C17] |
TJ [B24] |
16 |
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Clang [A21] |
Swanny [A18] |
16 |
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Juan [B106] |
Juice [A38] |
17 |
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Grumpy [D2] |
Supersy [C30] |
17 |
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TJ [B24] |
GoTee (r) [A32] |
17 |
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Philll (r) [C17] |
Turtle [B33] |
18 |
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springlakes [A39] |
T-Bone [B20] |
18 |
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T-Bone [B20] |
Swanny [A18] |
18 |
INDIVIDUAL PLAYER STATS |
Slammer |
Score |
Birds |
Eagles |
Dogs |
Bones |
Skins |
Bones |
Record |
Points |
Stevie Ray |
85 |
1 |
0 |
1 |
25 |
0 |
0 |
3-0-0 |
6 |
Chef |
69 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
2 |
20 |
3-0-0 |
6 |
GoTee (r) |
78 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
3-0-0 |
6 |
Supersy |
93 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
3-0-0 |
6 |
Swanny |
78 |
5 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
3 |
30 |
2-0-1 |
5 |
TJ |
83 |
3 |
0 |
2 |
50 |
2 |
20 |
2-1-0 |
4 |
T-Bone |
83 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
10 |
1-0-2 |
4 |
KaDaver |
80 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
2-1-0 |
4 |
T-bird |
87 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
2-1-0 |
4 |
Raker |
94 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
2-1-0 |
4 |
springlakes |
83 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1-1-1 |
3 |
Happy Hooker (r) |
86 |
1 |
0 |
1 |
25 |
0 |
0 |
1-2-0 |
2 |
Juice |
92 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1-2-0 |
2 |
Grumpy |
101 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1-2-0 |
2 |
Philll (r) |
90 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0-2-1 |
1 |
Turtle |
91 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0-2-1 |
1 |
PinShark |
91 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
10 |
0-3-0 |
0 |
Clang |
84 |
1 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0-3-0 |
0 |
Juan |
103 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0-3-0 |
0 |
Bubba |
111 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0-3-0 |
0 |
SKINS |
HOLE |
1 |
2 |
3 |
4 |
5 |
6 |
7 |
8 |
9 |
OUT |
10 |
11 |
12 |
13 |
14 |
15 |
16 |
17 |
18 |
IN |
TOTAL |
SKINS |
PAR |
4 |
4 |
3 |
5 |
4 |
5 |
4 |
3 |
4 |
36 |
4 |
5 |
4 |
3 |
4 |
4 |
3 |
4 |
5 |
36 |
72 |
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Swanny |
5 |
6 |
4 |
3 |
3 |
4 |
6 |
6 |
6 |
43 |
3 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
4 |
4 |
3 |
3 |
6 |
35 |
78 |
3 |
Chef |
5 |
5 |
4 |
6 |
4 |
3 |
4 |
3 |
3 |
37 |
4 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
4 |
5 |
3 |
4 |
4 |
32 |
69 |
2 |
TJ |
6 |
5 |
4 |
5 |
7 |
4 |
4 |
2 |
8 |
45 |
4 |
6 |
4 |
4 |
4 |
4 |
2 |
5 |
5 |
38 |
83 |
2 |
T-Bone |
4 |
4 |
3 |
5 |
4 |
7 |
5 |
5 |
5 |
42 |
5 |
4 |
6 |
5 |
3 |
5 |
4 |
4 |
5 |
41 |
83 |
1 |
PinShark |
5 |
6 |
2 |
5 |
5 |
8 |
4 |
6 |
6 |
47 |
7 |
8 |
5 |
2 |
4 |
4 |
4 |
4 |
6 |
44 |
91 |
1 |
GoTee (r) |
5 |
4 |
3 |
5 |
4 |
5 |
4 |
4 |
6 |
40 |
5 |
5 |
5 |
3 |
4 |
4 |
3 |
4 |
5 |
38 |
78 |
0 |
KaDaver |
4 |
4 |
4 |
5 |
4 |
5 |
5 |
3 |
5 |
39 |
5 |
5 |
4 |
3 |
4 |
4 |
3 |
7 |
6 |
41 |
80 |
0 |
springlakes |
6 |
5 |
5 |
5 |
4 |
5 |
5 |
3 |
5 |
43 |
4 |
5 |
5 |
4 |
4 |
6 |
3 |
4 |
5 |
40 |
83 |
0 |
Clang |
6 |
5 |
4 |
6 |
5 |
3 |
5 |
3 |
6 |
43 |
5 |
4 |
6 |
3 |
5 |
4 |
4 |
5 |
5 |
41 |
84 |
0 |
Stevie Ray |
5 |
6 |
3 |
5 |
6 |
4 |
5 |
4 |
5 |
43 |
5 |
6 |
5 |
3 |
4 |
4 |
3 |
6 |
6 |
42 |
85 |
0 |
Happy Hooker (r) |
5 |
6 |
3 |
7 |
4 |
6 |
5 |
6 |
4 |
46 |
5 |
6 |
4 |
3 |
6 |
4 |
4 |
3 |
5 |
40 |
86 |
0 |
T-bird |
4 |
5 |
3 |
6 |
4 |
5 |
8 |
5 |
3 |
43 |
5 |
6 |
4 |
3 |
5 |
6 |
4 |
5 |
6 |
44 |
87 |
0 |
Philll (r) |
5 |
5 |
3 |
6 |
4 |
6 |
4 |
4 |
7 |
44 |
6 |
6 |
6 |
4 |
5 |
4 |
5 |
5 |
5 |
46 |
90 |
0 |
Turtle |
7 |
5 |
4 |
5 |
4 |
6 |
6 |
4 |
5 |
46 |
6 |
6 |
4 |
4 |
5 |
6 |
4 |
5 |
5 |
45 |
91 |
0 |
Juice |
7 |
6 |
4 |
5 |
5 |
6 |
5 |
4 |
5 |
47 |
5 |
5 |
6 |
3 |
5 |
7 |
3 |
5 |
6 |
45 |
92 |
0 |
Supersy |
6 |
7 |
4 |
7 |
4 |
7 |
6 |
4 |
5 |
50 |
5 |
5 |
5 |
2 |
7 |
6 |
3 |
4 |
6 |
43 |
93 |
0 |
Grumpy |
5 |
6 |
3 |
8 |
5 |
6 |
5 |
6 |
8 |
52 |
6 |
6 |
6 |
6 |
5 |
5 |
4 |
4 |
7 |
49 |
101 |
0 |
Juan |
6 |
5 |
4 |
7 |
4 |
5 |
5 |
6 |
8 |
50 |
5 |
7 |
6 |
4 |
5 |
7 |
6 |
5 |
8 |
53 |
103 |
0 |
Bubba |
8 |
6 |
8 |
8 |
5 |
8 |
7 |
3 |
6 |
59 |
5 |
7 |
6 |
6 |
6 |
6 |
4 |
6 |
6 |
52 |
111 |
0 |
TOTAL |
0 |
0 |
1 |
1 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
0 |
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1 |
0 |
1 |
0 |
1 |
0 |
1 |
0 |
1 |
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Legend |
E |
Eagle or Better |
B |
Birdie |
P |
Par |
G |
Bogey or Greater |
C |
Cut-off birdie |
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