![Rockland LoGo](images/logos/rockland150x100.png) Notables - TC Match: Open - GreenReader finds a cure for his game which has had a brutal start to the season. Although he loses - he does take LongIron to the 18th, from the blue tees.
- TC Match: PromoMedia B - Garbo advances with his upset over Rexall 3and2.
- TC Match: C - BackFlash makes one of his rare appearances to advance over SuperSy. He sure was scared when the match started.
- TC Match: D - A pair of newcomers played their eighteen, and 2BrosGolf shook BlackBaron's hand after 17.
- Apparently... Rexall lost his first ball ever on the Tour. Grumpy found it a few minutes later and played it on the next eleven holes - losing it in the water on 18. So he took an eight for his lost ball - is everybody clear on the options?
- BlackBaron wore a black hat, black shirt, black shorts, black socks and black shoes.
- BackFlash was seen going up a tree to fetch a club!
- "pointZero is the latest to have a creative doggy ball. Have you seen it yet? How about Dracula's?
- Who remembers Tootsie's last event?
- Remaking a mustang. - removing a lot of nuts and bolts - causing a lot of scraped and bruised knuckles - stopped swearing when i heard the neighbour's kids doing it.
- Culligan Water dog bones were collected by Luge {and I thought he worked only on the water when it was frozen} and distributed to GreenReader and twice to SuperSy {had the trifecta on #2}.
- The Evolution Physio skins report was done by Meeka-Golf with SuperSy and Rexall each taking home 32 bones.
![](images/photos/outaouais400x300.jpg) Quotables
- "Hey Steamer, are you retired yet?" "Yes fully, since last January!" "Did you quit the barber too?" "Well I am on a pension now, have to watch my dollars."
- "Hooray, we have the original 18!" "The greens are awesome too." "You would say that anyways as a member" "Well i just had a 21 putt round so I know what I am talking about" Hey Steamer have a look at the kids money - we didnt all have 21 putt days!
- "Oh sorry, I didn't recognize you. I guess that I haven't come to know your backside yet."
- "Stop screwing around and play golf SuperSy!" (he started with two birds).
- "I've never lost a match before due to a bird turd."
- "Oui or non ou peut etre?"
- "Mosquito repellent! I am willing to light my shorts on fire."
- "Stay close to the guy with the cigar."
- Wow! we will have to take a cab to get to Meeka's ball. But it will be too expensive."
- "Did you hear it clang?" "No!" "Are you sure that you didnt hear it CLANG & _____.
- "That BackFlash is a real nice guy!"
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Mon May 27, 2013
Summary
Tough day to pick three stars. Maybe the weatherman, the traffic cops, and the course staff. Four groups and each had a Slammer go 3-0. All four made big leaps up the ladder due to their inactivity. Only 3/4 dogs hit and just two skins. Only two Slammers had a better scorte than their median.
Stars |
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MeekaGolf |
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Well he went 3-0, he took down the highest ranked Slammer at the event and awoke Tuesday morning as the new #15. Relative to scoring median he was one of only two that had bettered theirs. He did it by the most {4 strokes}. |
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LongIron |
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Advances to the next round of the Open division in the TC matches. Not only did he take care of GreenReader, to advance, but that win also vaulted LongIron to 44th from 173rd. He also took down Raker and Luge. and had one bird. |
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Garbo |
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Grumpy was grumpy with the pace of the group,. Garbo's upset over Rexall not only won the TC match, but also allowed Garbo to move 37 steps up the ladder. Officially Garbo had another upset when he defeated SuperSy. His third victim was BackFlash. |
| | Onsite Coordinator
Stats
- Attendance: 16
- Scoring Average: 97
- Birdie Average: 0.44
- Course Rating: 8
- Best aspects of course: layout and NOT the mosquitoes!
Kids
Event Fees
- ST Member: $55
- EG Member: $47
- EG Unl. Member: $40
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UPSETS |
DEFENCES |
Challenger |
Defender |
Hole |
Challenger |
Defender |
Hole |
MeekaGolf [A34] |
Clang [A11] |
15 |
Raker [C10] |
LongIron [B68] |
11 |
Supersy [C9] |
Rexall (We Remember) [C4] |
15 |
Luge [C41] |
LongIron [B68] |
12 |
MeekaGolf [A34] |
pointZero [A12] |
16 |
Raker [C10] |
GreenReader [B13] |
14 |
Luge [C41] |
Raker [C10] |
17 |
2 BrosGolf (r) [Unr] |
Grumpy [D3] |
15 |
2 BrosGolf (r) [Unr] |
BlackBaron (r) [D85] |
17 |
DJD [A47] |
MeekaGolf [A34] |
15 |
BreadMan [D13] |
Grumpy [D3] |
18 |
Rexall (We Remember) [C4] |
Garbo [B36] |
16 |
LongIron [B68] |
GreenReader [B13] |
18 |
Luge [C41] |
GreenReader [B13] |
16 |
BackFlash [C18] |
Supersy [C9] |
18 |
Supersy [C9] |
Garbo [B36] |
16 |
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BlackBaron (r) [D85] |
BreadMan [D13] |
16 |
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DJD [A47] |
pointZero [A12] |
18 |
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DJD [A47] |
Clang [A11] |
18 |
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pointZero [A12] |
Clang [A11] |
18 |
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BackFlash [C18] |
Garbo [B36] |
18 |
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BackFlash [C18] |
Rexall (We Remember) [C4] |
18 |
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2 BrosGolf (r) [Unr] |
BreadMan [D13] |
18 |
INDIVIDUAL PLAYER STATS |
Slammer |
Score |
Birds |
Eagles |
Dogs |
Bones |
Skins |
Bones |
Record |
Points |
MeekaGolf |
81 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
3-0-0 |
6 |
LongIron |
87 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
3-0-0 |
6 |
BreadMan |
107 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
3-0-0 |
6 |
Garbo |
94 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
2-0-1 |
5 |
GreenReader |
92 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
26 |
0 |
0 |
2-1-0 |
4 |
Clang |
85 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
2-1-0 |
4 |
BackFlash |
96 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1-1-1 |
3 |
Supersy |
97 |
2 |
0 |
2 |
52 |
1 |
32 |
1-2-0 |
2 |
Rexall (We Remember) |
99 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
32 |
1-2-0 |
2 |
pointZero |
86 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1-2-0 |
2 |
Luge |
98 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1-2-0 |
2 |
Grumpy |
106 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1-1-0 |
2 |
2 BrosGolf (r) |
112 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1-2-0 |
2 |
DJD |
86 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0-3-0 |
0 |
Raker |
105 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0-3-0 |
0 |
BlackBaron (r) |
121 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0-2-0 |
0 |
SKINS |
HOLE |
1 |
2 |
3 |
4 |
5 |
6 |
7 |
8 |
9 |
OUT |
10 |
11 |
12 |
13 |
14 |
15 |
16 |
17 |
18 |
IN |
TOTAL |
SKINS |
PAR |
4 |
3 |
5 |
4 |
4 |
5 |
4 |
3 |
4 |
36 |
4 |
5 |
3 |
4 |
4 |
5 |
4 |
3 |
4 |
36 |
72 |
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Supersy |
3 |
2 |
6 |
4 |
5 |
7 |
6 |
4 |
8 |
45 |
8 |
6 |
3 |
6 |
6 |
6 |
6 |
5 |
6 |
52 |
97 |
1 |
Rexall (We Remember) |
6 |
4 |
6 |
8 |
5 |
7 |
8 |
4 |
6 |
54 |
3 |
7 |
4 |
6 |
4 |
8 |
5 |
3 |
5 |
45 |
99 |
1 |
MeekaGolf |
4 |
3 |
5 |
4 |
4 |
6 |
5 |
4 |
4 |
39 |
5 |
4 |
3 |
6 |
5 |
5 |
5 |
3 |
6 |
42 |
81 |
0 |
Clang |
3 |
5 |
5 |
4 |
4 |
8 |
6 |
5 |
4 |
44 |
5 |
5 |
4 |
5 |
5 |
5 |
5 |
3 |
4 |
41 |
85 |
0 |
DJD |
5 |
3 |
6 |
5 |
5 |
6 |
6 |
3 |
5 |
44 |
4 |
4 |
3 |
6 |
5 |
6 |
4 |
5 |
5 |
42 |
86 |
0 |
pointZero |
4 |
4 |
5 |
6 |
4 |
6 |
5 |
4 |
5 |
43 |
4 |
6 |
4 |
6 |
4 |
5 |
6 |
3 |
5 |
43 |
86 |
0 |
LongIron |
3 |
3 |
5 |
5 |
5 |
6 |
4 |
3 |
5 |
39 |
4 |
5 |
5 |
8 |
5 |
8 |
5 |
4 |
4 |
48 |
87 |
0 |
GreenReader |
4 |
5 |
5 |
7 |
5 |
6 |
4 |
4 |
5 |
45 |
8 |
5 |
4 |
5 |
6 |
6 |
4 |
3 |
6 |
47 |
92 |
0 |
Garbo |
4 |
6 |
7 |
7 |
4 |
6 |
6 |
4 |
4 |
48 |
5 |
5 |
5 |
6 |
5 |
5 |
5 |
4 |
6 |
46 |
94 |
0 |
BackFlash |
7 |
5 |
8 |
4 |
6 |
6 |
5 |
4 |
4 |
49 |
5 |
6 |
4 |
6 |
4 |
6 |
7 |
4 |
5 |
47 |
96 |
0 |
Luge |
6 |
6 |
6 |
6 |
5 |
6 |
5 |
4 |
5 |
49 |
4 |
7 |
5 |
7 |
5 |
5 |
6 |
4 |
6 |
49 |
98 |
0 |
Grumpy |
5 |
5 |
8 |
6 |
5 |
7 |
8 |
5 |
7 |
56 |
4 |
7 |
4 |
7 |
7 |
7 |
4 |
4 |
6 |
50 |
106 |
0 |
BreadMan |
7 |
4 |
8 |
7 |
6 |
8 |
6 |
4 |
7 |
57 |
4 |
6 |
7 |
6 |
6 |
6 |
6 |
4 |
5 |
50 |
107 |
0 |
TOTAL |
0 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
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1 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
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Legend |
E |
Eagle or Better |
B |
Birdie |
P |
Par |
G |
Bogey or Greater |
C |
Cut-off birdie |
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Promos1
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