The Slammer Tour: Event Summary

Notables

TC Match: Open - GreenReader finds a cure for his game which has had a brutal start to the season. Although he loses - he does take LongIron to the 18th, from the blue tees.
TC Match: PromoMedia B - Garbo advances with his upset over Rexall 3and2.
TC Match: C - BackFlash makes one of his rare appearances to advance over SuperSy. He sure was scared when the match started.
TC Match: D - A pair of newcomers played their eighteen, and 2BrosGolf shook BlackBaron's hand after 17.
Apparently... Rexall lost his first ball ever on the Tour. Grumpy found it a few minutes later and played it on the next eleven holes - losing it in the water on 18. So he took an eight for his lost ball - is everybody clear on the options?
BlackBaron wore a black hat, black shirt, black shorts, black socks and black shoes.
BackFlash was seen going up a tree to fetch a club!
"pointZero is the latest to have a creative doggy ball. Have you seen it yet? How about Dracula's?
Who remembers Tootsie's last event?
Remaking a mustang. - removing a lot of nuts and bolts - causing a lot of scraped and bruised knuckles - stopped swearing when i heard the neighbour's kids doing it.
Culligan Water dog bones were collected by Luge {and I thought he worked only on the water when it was frozen} and distributed to GreenReader and twice to SuperSy {had the trifecta on #2}.
The Evolution Physio skins report was done by Meeka-Golf with SuperSy and Rexall each taking home 32 bones.

Quotables

"Hey Steamer, are you retired yet?" "Yes fully, since last January!" "Did you quit the barber too?" "Well I am on a pension now, have to watch my dollars."
"Hooray, we have the original 18!" "The greens are awesome too." "You would say that anyways as a member" "Well i just had a 21 putt round so I know what I am talking about" Hey Steamer have a look at the kids money - we didnt all have 21 putt days!
"Oh sorry, I didn't recognize you. I guess that I haven't come to know your backside yet."
"Stop screwing around and play golf SuperSy!" (he started with two birds).
"I've never lost a match before due to a bird turd."
"Oui or non ou peut etre?"
"Mosquito repellent! I am willing to light my shorts on fire."
"Stay close to the guy with the cigar."
Wow! we will have to take a cab to get to Meeka's ball. But it will be too expensive."
"Did you hear it clang?" "No!" "Are you sure that you didnt hear it CLANG & _____.
"That BackFlash is a real nice guy!"

Mon May 27, 2013

Summary
Tough day to pick three stars. Maybe the weatherman, the traffic cops, and the course staff. Four groups and each had a Slammer go 3-0. All four made big leaps up the ladder due to their inactivity. Only 3/4 dogs hit and just two skins. Only two Slammers had a better scorte than their median.

Stars
	MeekaGolf
	Well he went 3-0, he took down the highest ranked Slammer at the event and awoke Tuesday morning as the new #15. Relative to scoring median he was one of only two that had bettered theirs. He did it by the most {4 strokes}.
	LongIron
	Advances to the next round of the Open division in the TC matches. Not only did he take care of GreenReader, to advance, but that win also vaulted LongIron to 44th from 173rd. He also took down Raker and Luge. and had one bird.
	Garbo
	Grumpy was grumpy with the pace of the group,. Garbo's upset over Rexall not only won the TC match, but also allowed Garbo to move 37 steps up the ladder. Officially Garbo had another upset when he defeated SuperSy. His third victim was BackFlash.

Onsite Coordinator

Grumpy

Stats

Attendance: 16
Scoring Average: 97
Birdie Average: 0.44
Course Rating: 8
Best aspects of course: layout and NOT the mosquitoes!

Kids

The Kids earned $37

Event Fees

ST Member: $55
EG Member: $47
EG Unl. Member: $40

UPSETS			DEFENCES
Challenger	Defender	Hole	Challenger	Defender	Hole
MeekaGolf [A35]	Clang [A11]	15	Raker [C10]	LongIron [B67]	11
Supersy [C9]	Rexall (We Remember) [C4]	15	Luge [C41]	LongIron [B67]	12
MeekaGolf [A35]	pointZero [A12]	16	Raker [C10]	GreenReader [B12]	14
Luge [C41]	Raker [C10]	17	2 BrosGolf (r) [Unr]	Grumpy [D3]	15
2 BrosGolf (r) [Unr]	BlackBaron (r) [D85]	17	DJD [A48]	MeekaGolf [A35]	15
BreadMan [D13]	Grumpy [D3]	18	Rexall (We Remember) [C4]	Garbo [B35]	16
LongIron [B67]	GreenReader [B12]	18	Luge [C41]	GreenReader [B12]	16
BackFlash [C18]	Supersy [C9]	18	Supersy [C9]	Garbo [B35]	16
			BlackBaron (r) [D85]	BreadMan [D13]	16
			DJD [A48]	pointZero [A12]	18
			DJD [A48]	Clang [A11]	18
			pointZero [A12]	Clang [A11]	18
			BackFlash [C18]	Garbo [B35]	18
			BackFlash [C18]	Rexall (We Remember) [C4]	18
			2 BrosGolf (r) [Unr]	BreadMan [D13]	18

INDIVIDUAL PLAYER STATS
Slammer	Score	Birds	Eagles	Dogs	Bones	Skins	Bones	Record	Points
MeekaGolf	81	1	0	0	0	0	0	3-0-0	6
LongIron	87	1	0	0	0	0	0	3-0-0	6
BreadMan	107	0	0	0	0	0	0	3-0-0	6
Garbo	94	0	0	0	0	0	0	2-0-1	5
GreenReader	92	0	0	1	26	0	0	2-1-0	4
Clang	85	1	0	0	0	0	0	2-1-0	4
BackFlash	96	0	0	0	0	0	0	1-1-1	3
Supersy	97	2	0	2	52	1	32	1-2-0	2
Rexall (We Remember)	99	1	0	0	0	1	32	1-2-0	2
pointZero	86	0	0	0	0	0	0	1-2-0	2
Luge	98	0	0	0	0	0	0	1-2-0	2
Grumpy	106	0	0	0	0	0	0	1-1-0	2
2 BrosGolf (r)	112	0	0	0	0	0	0	1-2-0	2
DJD	86	1	0	0	0	0	0	0-3-0	0
Raker	105	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-3-0	0
BlackBaron (r)	121	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-2-0	0

SKINS
HOLE	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	OUT	10	11	12	13	14	15	16	17	18	IN	TOTAL	SKINS
PAR	4	3	5	4	4	5	4	3	4	36	4	5	3	4	4	5	4	3	4	36	72
Supersy	3	2	6	4	5	7	6	4	8	45	8	6	3	6	6	6	6	5	6	52	97	1
Rexall (We Remember)	6	4	6	8	5	7	8	4	6	54	3	7	4	6	4	8	5	3	5	45	99	1
MeekaGolf	4	3	5	4	4	6	5	4	4	39	5	4	3	6	5	5	5	3	6	42	81	0
Clang	3	5	5	4	4	8	6	5	4	44	5	5	4	5	5	5	5	3	4	41	85	0
DJD	5	3	6	5	5	6	6	3	5	44	4	4	3	6	5	6	4	5	5	42	86	0
pointZero	4	4	5	6	4	6	5	4	5	43	4	6	4	6	4	5	6	3	5	43	86	0
LongIron	3	3	5	5	5	6	4	3	5	39	4	5	5	8	5	8	5	4	4	48	87	0
GreenReader	4	5	5	7	5	6	4	4	5	45	8	5	4	5	6	6	4	3	6	47	92	0
Garbo	4	6	7	7	4	6	6	4	4	48	5	5	5	6	5	5	5	4	6	46	94	0
BackFlash	7	5	8	4	6	6	5	4	4	49	5	6	4	6	4	6	7	4	5	47	96	0
Luge	6	6	6	6	5	6	5	4	5	49	4	7	5	7	5	5	6	4	6	49	98	0
Grumpy	5	5	8	6	5	7	8	5	7	56	4	7	4	7	7	7	4	4	6	50	106	0
BreadMan	7	4	8	7	6	8	6	4	7	57	4	6	7	6	6	6	6	4	5	50	107	0
TOTAL	0	1	0	0	0	0	0	0	0		1	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0			2
Legend	E	Eagle or Better						B	Birdie		P	Par		G	Bogey or Greater					C	Cut-off birdie

PLAYER MATCHES
HOLE	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	10	11	12	13	14	15	16	17	18
	1U	1U	2U	3U	4U	4U	5U	4U	5U	4U	4U	4U	4U	4U	5U	-	-	-
	4	3	5	4	4	6	5	4	4	5	4	3	6	5	5	-	-	-
	5	3	6	5	5	6	6	3	5	4	4	3	6	5	6	-	-	-
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RESULT: MeekaGolf wins 5 and 3 Start match at hole:

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