The Slammer Tour: Event Summary

Notables

Notable ONE � Lucky is the 2013 TC champ in the Promomedia B division. See the second star note to the right.
Notable TWO � Snake arranges for a package of Toilet Paper, to go from BullDog (the sponsor) to BigGuy (the recipient). Know why? Ask someone what this means.
Notable THREE � Billiards beat Bookie. They are our two most event played Super Senior Slammers. It was their 42nd career match, and now Bookie is up 21-16-5. This is Billiards' first win since April 16, 2010 at Conklin in Binghamton {17 matches) Bookie had won only 8 of the first 25.
Notable FOUR � Biggest upsets of the event. Duker will start his career at #90 {would have been #720 had he gone winless}, with his upset of Hacker. GaspeBoy moved up 98 rungs {101-3}, Billiards rose 95 {130 �35}, Chilly jumped 81 {86-5}, thanks to Cuba. Billiards' number one son {Rulz was 112} beat his number two son {Stevie Ray at 70}, to narrowly edge Crenshaw for top five risings today. Rulz moved up 42 steps to Crenshaw�s 41 {he beat Aggy to move from 61-40}.
Notable FIVE � Pace of Play � there were many different comments at both ends of the scale but generally considering the weather MOST were appreciative of the pace. For those of you Slammers who get up and read the summaries of events {even of the ones that you don�t attend}, I welcome you and suggest that you get a copy of the Pace of Play agreement that we all read and sign prior to a large event. There were a couple of Slammers who were a little delinquent today. I would like to remind you that almost 100% of us think that we are okay � and that it is the other person who is slow. Look in the mirror and just fix what you can. Reminder that there are 14 points on the agreement and the last that we check off and sign is that we won't blame weather.
Notable Five (attachment) is http://www.executivegolf.ca/pdf/EG%20Pace%20of%20Play%20Agreement.pdf
Notable SIX � Today�s rule. So, especially for those who teed off later, I am thinking that we all probably had to putt out on greens that were hit too hard / too fast and had puddles. {By the way � they ALL did drain very well � when given the chance}. So here are some of the options that I had heard about afterwards. a) we just putted where the ball lay and hoped, b) we moved the ball equidistant and putted from dryer land, c) we were going to move it, worried about a DQ and just left it, d) we used the rake as a squeegee and moved the water out of our line. So what are your thoughts of this? How many of you will print off the rule and hand it to me before we tee off on Saturday?
Notable SEVEN � One third of the field was sent an email, after the event. They were all reminded of a little impropriety with regards to their signing the sheet and handing it in. I firmly believe, that we all like the stats and hope that our �OWN� are 100% correct. I implore you to help us do so, by spending that couple of minutes after an event to ensure the proper info gets in. I have met Slammers who suggest �I am only in this for one reason or another�. We all eventually get the bug and buy into it more.
Notable EIGHT � we almost set a record today. The most eagles in one group. WHAT! You hadn�t heard of the eagle fest? Well apparently the stats change when the nine holes get inverted.
Notable NINE � the new ACE club. No � not Ace the Slammer fan club, but the hole-in-one club. As we all know, Iron Maiden drained the pot last week. Therefore we needed to start again. Snake, Gator and Grumpy have all renewed their membership and paid PizzaMan {the keeper of the club}. Want in? send Malone an email and pay PizzaMan {there are a few people that may collect on his behalf if you are at an event � IM may deliver it for you. OCs also can collect it � BUT send the email to Malone. You are in when you send the email, Not when you pay.
Notable TEN � We need volunteers and it sure is great when you the golfer thank them after an event. A few volunteers were very impressed by the thanks that they received from you. I thank you ShortStack, and to you also BigThunder for helping to get the Culligan Water dogs correctly recorded. The Evolution Physio Skin report will all be done after the third round � next Saturday.
Notable ELEVEN � Relatively speaking, some Slammers shot very well today. Led by Grumpy (-14), GaspeBoy (-10), Lucky (-9), Danger (-8), and Duke & ShortStack at six below their scoring medians. Others were inevitably at the other end of the spectrum (including a couple that DNF), they were Pouf, Wilford, RoadWarrior, Sunny, Juice, & BigGuy.
Notable TWELVE � goes with the notable above and the 2 last quotes mentioned below. Every event � when someone shoots low (has a good round), we hear the first one. We are still waiting for the day when we hear the latter, when someone has a bad day.

Quotables

For such a large group � we have very few quotables. People were too into the competition and keeping dry maybe?
"Your van smells like wet golfer."
"Pepi le Puddle!"
"Fore!" "No! You are still in the trees."
"Hey Grumpy, get your hands off me!"
"There are puddles in my shoes."
"Those pants will induce an epileptic seizure."
"My shorts don�t get this wet going through the washing machine."
"I got up at 4:00 for this?"
"Did you use a spatula for getting that skort off?"
"My shaft length is about four inches."
The sign on the cart path after eighteen says 'Come in for a cold beer and a smile.' � "I�m going in for a cold beer and a smile." "&#@$#*& the smile!"
"How come he shot that low? He is a sandbagger!" "Why is he in this division? He shot too high!"

Sat Sep 21, 2013

Summary
Here it is! The seventh annual Executive Golf Club Championships. Today we play round one at our �home course�, Casselview in the east, which is 62.5 kms from EG Central. As usual, when the good folks over at EG host an event, they invite us to Slam along with them. Today was no different, 62 answered the invite, but one didn�t answer the alarm. He is a new guy, so we will forgive Darcy Jenkins {RipZone}, for defaulting to three opponents that are all ranked higher anyways. Speaking of new guys, we welcome our latest to join the Slammer family. Next time you see him out � welcome Duker {hey Duke � we may work on him and his name}, our latest junior Slammer. Today, this high school student will get to meet another teacher, and a couple of wily vets. I hate discussing weather, and when we all make reference to it, I say �so Canadian!� Today, whilst doing triple duty, I was the starter for both sides {we played a split tee format}, I can be thankful that all 26 groups were met and instructed with NO USE of an umbrella. OK that was until I put my tee in the ground for hole one. A little while, and 18 upsets later, we went home to dry out and report back in 17 hours to another favoured course, which is 74.2 kms west.

Stars
	Gaspeboy (r)
	GaspeBoy. Including ties, he had the lowest score, most wins, points, birds, dogs, skins, bones, and second best score compared to his Slammer median. Was #101 on the ladder that is the Slammer rankings, and now he is #3, after his defeat over ProZee. They shook hands on the fourteenth tee. With regards to the Club Championships, this Executive Golf member is leading in both the Senior & Open categories. One is allowed to enter two divisions, but must declare which is first choice IF make both cuts � he chose Senior.
	Lucky
	Lucky not only shot a score that was his second best ever on Tour {and third ever sub 80), but he went 3-0, helping a rookie along on his inaugural event. He beat Hacker, rather handily to become the 2013 PromoMedia �B� Tour Champ. His birdie on 13 was the only bird on that short hole and was good enough for a skin worth 42 bones.
	Grumpy
	takes longer writing a report - than playing a round. The Tour's Biggest Loser, would have beaten 21 Slammers today. But was in only one match. Do you know how to figure out how you would have done against someone else? And how to change your starting hole - to figure it out? KEEP COMING BACK TO SEE WHO I FINALLY PICKED FOR THE THIRD STAR, there are many people that deserve it for one stat or another, but it isnt that easy. I encourage all of my OC partners to send me an email with their recommendation and I will decide - hopefully before Saturday

Onsite Coordinator

Grumpy

Stats

Attendance: 59
Scoring Average: 89
Birdie Average: 0.61
Course Rating: 8.5
Best aspects of course: great drainage and really held up during the downpours

Kids

The Kids earned $50

Event Fees

ST Member: $47
EG Member: $39
EG Unl. Member: $34

Total for The Kids

2013 total: $3,476

UPSETS			DEFENCES
Challenger	Defender	Hole	Challenger	Defender	Hole
Billiards [130]	Bookie [35]	11	Rocky [209]	Chilly [86]	11
Duker (r) [Unr]	T-bird [106]	14	Juice [67]	IronMaiden [26]	11
Chilly [86]	Cuba [5]	15	Big Guy [45]	Duke [37]	11
Snake [75]	Eeyore [63]	17	Hacker [90]	Duker (r) [Unr]	12
			Hacker [90]	Lucky [54]	12
			Granpa [288]	Grumpy [42]	12
			Rocky [209]	Cuba [5]	12
			Big Guy [45]	Snake [75]	12
			Dracula [22]	Gaspeboy (r) [101]	12
			Juice [67]	chill [11]	12
			Rocky [209]	Happy Hooker (r) [94]	12
			ProZee [3]	Gaspeboy (r) [101]	13
			T-bird [106]	Lucky [54]	13
			Big Guy [45]	Eeyore [63]	13
			Newfie [176]	Danger [174]	13
			Old Spice [18]	Gaspeboy (r) [101]	13
			Pouf [58]	Fodder [16]	13
			J-Money [142]	ShortStack [64]	13
			ShelGame (r) [39]	Flyer (r) [23]	13
			Gator [46]	Flyer (r) [23]	13
			Pouf [58]	Chef [29]	14
			ToothFairy [33]	IronMaiden [26]	14
			Wilford [133]	Papa Malone [80]	14
			Wilford [133]	BearCat [77]	14
			Blue [14]	KaDaver [6]	14
			Garbo [143]	Spud [9]	14
			Juice [67]	ToothFairy [33]	14
			Wally [78]	ShortStack [64]	14
			RoadWarrior (r) [49]	Flyer (r) [23]	14
			Stevie Ray [70]	Rulz [112]	15
			Hacker [90]	T-bird [106]	15
			Blue [14]	Smitty [8]	15
			Pouf [58]	Malone [28]	15
			Stevie Ray [70]	PizzaMan [32]	15
			Wilford [133]	XTour [168]	15
			Hubby (r) [122]	Woodsy [2]	15
			Aggy [20]	Woodsy [2]	15
			RoadWarrior (r) [49]	Gator [46]	15
			RoadWarrior (r) [49]	ShelGame (r) [39]	15
			Happy Hooker (r) [94]	Chilly [86]	16
			Sunny [88]	Smitty [8]	16
			Hubby (r) [122]	Crenshaw [61]	16
			Duker (r) [Unr]	Lucky [54]	16
			Number 7 [81]	PizzaMan [32]	16
			Papa Malone [80]	BearCat [77]	16
			Smitty [8]	KaDaver [6]	16
			Sunny [88]	KaDaver [6]	16
			Number 7 [81]	Rulz [112]	16
			Crenshaw [61]	Woodsy [2]	16
			Intruder [21]	Spud [9]	16
			Garbo [143]	Intruder [21]	16
			Eeyore [63]	Duke [37]	16
			Dracula [22]	ProZee [3]	17
			ProZee [3]	Old Spice [18]	17
			Chef [29]	Malone [28]	17
			Hubby (r) [122]	Aggy [20]	17
			Pepilepu [38]	ShortStack [64]	17
			Sunny [88]	Blue [14]	17
			Dracula [22]	Old Spice [18]	17
			ToothFairy [33]	chill [11]	17
			IronMaiden [26]	chill [11]	17
			Number 7 [81]	Stevie Ray [70]	18
			Ozone [31]	Ticklar [7]	18
			springlakes [12]	Ticklar [7]	18
			Rulz [112]	PizzaMan [32]	18
			XTour [168]	Papa Malone [80]	18
			Aggy [20]	Crenshaw [61]	18
			J-Money [142]	Pepilepu [38]	18
			Wally [78]	Pepilepu [38]	18
			XTour [168]	BearCat [77]	18
			Happy Hooker (r) [94]	Cuba [5]	18
			Ozone [31]	springlakes [12]	18
			J-Money [142]	Wally [78]	18
			Malone [28]	Fodder [16]	18
			Fodder [16]	Chef [29]	18
			Snake [75]	Duke [37]	18
			Gator [46]	ShelGame (r) [39]	18

INDIVIDUAL PLAYER STATS
Slammer	Score	Birds	Eagles	Dogs	Bones	Skins	Bones	Record	Points
Gaspeboy (r)	71	4	0	1	60	1	49	3-0-0	6
KaDaver	81	1	0	1	60	0	0	3-0-0	6
Woodsy	79	1	0	0	0	1	49	3-0-0	6
Lucky	79	2	0	0	0	1	49	3-0-0	6
Chilly	75	1	0	0	0	0	0	3-0-0	6
Flyer (r)	82	0	0	0	0	0	0	3-0-0	6
ShortStack	83	2	0	0	0	0	0	3-0-0	6
chill	83	0	0	0	0	0	0	3-0-0	6
PizzaMan	83	0	0	0	0	0	0	3-0-0	6
Duke	86	0	0	0	0	0	0	3-0-0	6
Malone	76	3	0	0	0	1	49	2-0-1	5
BearCat	98	0	0	0	0	0	0	2-0-1	5
Chef	77	0	0	1	60	0	0	2-1-0	4
Ticklar	81	0	0	0	0	0	0	2-0-0	4
Spud	81	1	0	0	0	0	0	2-0-0	4
Old Spice	82	2	0	0	0	0	0	2-1-0	4
Crenshaw	83	1	0	0	0	0	0	2-1-0	4
Rulz	83	1	0	0	0	0	0	2-1-0	4
Pepilepu	85	1	0	0	0	0	0	2-1-0	4
IronMaiden	86	2	0	0	0	0	0	2-1-0	4
Smitty	87	0	0	0	0	0	0	2-1-0	4
Duker (r)	90	1	0	0	0	0	0	2-1-0	4
Snake	91	0	0	0	0	0	0	2-1-0	4
XTour	98	0	0	0	0	0	0	1-0-2	4
Fodder	78	0	0	0	0	0	0	1-1-1	3
Cuba	79	0	0	0	0	0	0	1-1-1	3
Happy Hooker (r)	82	0	0	0	0	0	0	1-1-1	3
ShelGame (r)	97	0	0	0	0	0	0	1-1-1	3
Papa Malone	97	0	0	0	0	0	0	1-1-1	3
Gator	99	1	0	0	0	0	0	1-1-1	3
ProZee	82	1	0	0	0	1	49	1-2-0	2
Danger	87	2	0	0	0	1	49	1-0-0	2
springlakes	85	0	0	0	0	0	0	1-1-0	2
Intruder	85	0	0	0	0	0	0	1-1-0	2
Aggy	87	0	0	0	0	0	0	1-2-0	2
Blue	87	1	0	0	0	0	0	1-2-0	2
ToothFairy	88	1	0	0	0	0	0	1-2-0	2
Stevie Ray	89	0	0	0	0	0	0	1-2-0	2
Grumpy	89	0	0	0	0	0	0	1-0-0	2
T-bird	93	0	0	0	0	0	0	1-2-0	2
Eeyore	96	0	0	0	0	0	0	1-2-0	2
Billiards	103	0	0	0	0	0	0	1-0-0	2
J-Money	87	2	0	0	0	0	0	0-2-1	1
Wally	93	1	0	0	0	0	0	0-2-1	1
Sunny	95	1	0	1	60	0	0	0-3-0	0
RoadWarrior (r)	104	0	0	1	60	0	0	0-3-0	0
Dracula	87	1	0	0	0	0	0	0-3-0	0
Hubby (r)	88	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-3-0	0
Ozone	88	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-2-0	0
Garbo	90	1	0	0	0	0	0	0-2-0	0
Number 7	92	1	0	0	0	0	0	0-3-0	0
Newfie	94	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-1-0	0
Pouf	99	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-3-0	0
Rocky	102	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-3-0	0
Juice	102	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-3-0	0
Granpa	107	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-1-0	0
Wilford	109	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-3-0	0
Hacker	112	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-3-0	0
Big Guy	115	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-3-0	0
Bookie	DQ							0-1-0	0

SKINS
HOLE	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	OUT	10	11	12	13	14	15	16	17	18	IN	TOTAL	SKINS
PAR	5	4	3	4	3	5	3	4	5	36	4	4	5	4	3	4	3	4	4	35	71
Gaspeboy (r)	5	4	4	4	2	5	2	5	5	36	3	5	4	4	3	4	4	4	4	35	71	1
Malone	5	4	3	4	3	4	4	4	4	35	4	6	4	6	4	5	4	4	4	41	76	1
Lucky	6	4	4	4	3	5	3	5	6	40	5	6	6	3	2	4	3	6	4	39	79	1
Woodsy	5	4	4	5	3	6	4	5	5	41	4	4	5	4	4	3	3	4	7	38	79	1
ProZee	5	4	2	5	3	5	5	5	5	39	4	6	5	5	5	5	4	4	5	43	82	1
Danger	8	4	3	3	3	7	3	6	8	45	4	3	6	6	3	4	3	6	7	42	87	1
Chilly	5	3	3	5	3	5	3	5	6	38	4	4	5	4	3	4	4	5	4	37	75	0
Chef	6	4	4	4	3	5	4	6	5	41	4	4	5	4	3	5	3	4	4	36	77	0
Fodder	5	5	3	4	3	6	3	4	5	38	4	5	6	5	3	4	4	4	5	40	78	0
Cuba	5	4	3	4	3	5	4	4	7	39	5	4	5	6	4	4	3	4	5	40	79	0
KaDaver	5	4	3	6	3	8	3	4	6	42	5	5	5	5	2	4	4	4	5	39	81	0
Spud	5	4	3	4	3	6	3	4	4	36	4	6	5	5	3	6	3	6	7	45	81	0
Ticklar	6	4	4	5	3	5	4	5	5	41	4	4	5	6	4	4	4	5	4	40	81	0
Flyer (r)	5	4	4	4	3	5	4	6	6	41	4	5	6	6	4	5	3	4	4	41	82	0
Happy Hooker (r)	5	4	3	4	3	7	3	4	6	39	8	4	5	5	3	5	4	4	5	43	82	0
Old Spice	7	4	4	4	3	7	3	5	7	44	3	5	6	4	4	4	4	3	5	38	82	0
ShortStack	5	3	4	5	3	6	4	4	7	41	5	3	6	4	5	5	4	4	6	42	83	0
chill	5	4	4	7	4	5	3	4	5	41	4	6	5	5	4	6	3	4	5	42	83	0
PizzaMan	6	4	5	4	3	6	4	5	7	44	5	4	6	4	4	4	3	5	4	39	83	0
Rulz	5	4	4	4	4	5	3	6	8	43	3	4	6	4	4	5	4	5	5	40	83	0
Crenshaw	6	5	4	5	2	5	3	5	5	40	4	8	6	5	4	4	3	5	4	43	83	0
Intruder	7	5	3	4	3	8	4	4	7	45	5	4	5	4	3	5	4	4	6	40	85	0
Pepilepu	6	5	4	4	4	8	4	5	6	46	4	5	7	4	2	5	3	5	4	39	85	0
springlakes	5	5	4	6	4	6	3	4	8	45	5	6	5	5	3	5	3	4	4	40	85	0
IronMaiden	4	4	4	4	2	6	4	4	7	39	5	6	6	4	4	6	4	5	7	47	86	0
Duke	6	4	4	6	3	5	4	5	6	43	6	4	8	5	3	4	3	6	4	43	86	0
Aggy	5	4	6	5	4	5	5	5	5	44	4	7	7	4	3	4	3	6	5	43	87	0
Smitty	6	4	4	4	3	6	3	5	6	41	5	6	6	4	4	4	4	8	5	46	87	0
Blue	7	4	5	6	5	5	4	5	5	46	6	6	6	4	4	4	4	3	4	41	87	0
J-Money	5	3	5	5	4	7	4	5	6	44	6	5	7	4	3	5	4	3	6	43	87	0
Dracula	7	6	4	5	3	7	4	5	6	47	4	4	4	6	4	4	4	5	5	40	87	0
ToothFairy	6	5	3	7	3	7	4	4	8	47	6	3	5	5	4	5	3	5	5	41	88	0
Ozone	5	4	4	4	3	7	3	5	7	42	4	6	7	4	3	6	5	5	6	46	88	0
Hubby (r)	6	5	4	5	4	6	4	5	5	44	4	4	6	4	4	6	5	6	5	44	88	0
Stevie Ray	5	4	5	4	4	6	3	5	7	43	6	6	7	4	5	5	3	5	5	46	89	0
Grumpy	5	4	4	5	4	7	4	5	7	45	5	4	7	5	4	4	4	5	6	44	89	0
Garbo	6	3	4	4	3	6	4	4	7	41	6	6	5	6	4	8	4	5	5	49	90	0
Snake	6	6	4	6	3	8	3	5	6	47	5	5	7	4	4	5	3	6	5	44	91	0
Number 7	6	5	3	7	3	7	4	6	6	47	5	7	6	4	3	5	4	3	8	45	92	0
T-bird	8	5	4	5	3	7	3	5	8	48	7	4	6	5	6	5	3	5	4	45	93	0
Wally	4	8	3	6	4	8	4	4	8	49	6	4	6	4	5	5	4	5	5	44	93	0
Newfie	7	5	4	6	3	7	4	7	6	49	5	4	7	6	4	5	4	5	5	45	94	0
Sunny	5	4	5	4	2	7	5	4	6	42	5	5	6	5	6	7	5	8	6	53	95	0
Eeyore	8	4	4	8	5	7	3	7	7	53	5	5	7	4	3	4	4	7	4	43	96	0
Papa Malone	6	6	5	7	5	8	3	6	5	51	5	5	5	6	5	5	4	5	6	46	97	0
ShelGame (r)	8	5	4	6	3	5	5	6	7	49	5	6	5	6	6	5	5	4	6	48	97	0
BearCat	6	6	3	6	4	7	4	8	5	49	7	6	5	6	4	4	3	6	8	49	98	0
XTour	5	6	5	5	4	7	3	5	6	46	4	6	7	8	6	5	4	5	7	52	98	0
Pouf	5	4	8	5	3	8	4	4	8	49	4	6	8	5	3	8	4	4	8	50	99	0
Gator	7	6	4	6	3	6	4	7	6	49	5	7	4	7	4	4	3	8	8	50	99	0
Juice	7	5	5	5	4	6	4	4	8	48	7	8	7	5	6	6	5	4	6	54	102	0
Rocky	7	6	4	6	4	6	4	5	6	48	5	6	6	6	5	8	3	7	8	54	102	0
Billiards	8	7	4	8	4	7	4	5	7	54	6	4	5	6	4	7	5	5	7	49	103	0
RoadWarrior (r)	8	7	3	7	3	6	5	4	6	49	5	7	5	7	8	6	4	7	6	55	104	0
Granpa	6	6	4	8	3	8	5	5	8	53	7	5	7	7	5	6	4	5	8	54	107	0
Wilford	8	5	4	7	5	8	4	8	8	57	6	5	7	6	6	5	5	4	8	52	109	0
Hacker	6	5	8	8	8	8	8	8	8	67	5	5	6	5	4	5	4	6	5	45	112	0
Big Guy	8	6	4	7	3	8	5	8	8	57	7	7	7	5	5	7	5	7	8	58	115	0
TOTAL	0	0	1	1	0	1	1	0	0		0	0	0	1	0	1	0	0	0			6
Legend	E	Eagle or Better						B	Birdie		P	Par		G	Bogey or Greater					C	Cut-off birdie

PLAYER MATCHES
HOLE	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	10	11	12	13	14	15	16	17	18
	1U	2U	2U	3U	4U	5U	6U	6U	7U	8U	7U	7U	-	-	-	-	-	-
	5	4	4	4	2	5	2	5	5	3	5	4	-	-	-	-	-	-
	7	6	4	5	3	7	4	5	6	4	4	4	-	-	-	-	-	-
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RESULT: Gaspeboy wins 7 and 6 Start match at hole:

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