![Loch March LoGo](images/logos/lochmarch150x100.gif) Notables - TC Parent-Child. Chubs and F6Noob advance in the family round with a little help from a third generation. Kayla served as Daddy and Grandpa's caddy today. They advanced to the final. This match was all square after 18 holes, and they decided to play second event.
- TC Open Division - McGoop defeats Woodsy 1 up, to advance to the final four.
- TC Promomedia B - Swanny defeats Clang and moves into the top 6.
- That doggie show? Woodsy collects three out of the four dogs today and warrants a special mention from this OC. Although losing #1, he was all smiles, even when the Doggie Master made quick work of his accolades.
- Hey Culligan Man! Thank you Swanny for giving a 'different' report on the dogs today. It was unique but appreciated by all. For those of you keeping track at home, Woodsy didn't get the dog on #2. Good shot Davestator!
- Thank you to the team of McGoop and Juice for handling the Dynamic Physio and Chiro Skins Report. See the skins report on the right hand side.
![](images/photos/lochmarch400x300.jpg) Quotables
- Paul (starter) states: "I played once with Slammer Tour at Smuggler's Glen, but I could not keep up (drinking motion)
- "Soooo ... let's just smoke our brains out!"
- "Is this cart bugging you Dracula?" "No but you are!"
- "Right line...no spine!"
- "Woo hoo that was exciting!!!"
- Forgive my ignorance, but I asked the guy sitting with AllyCat, Cookie, and Sunshine if he was a golfer. The room chuckled, as Bob Flaro responded "I used to be a 12 handicap."
- "Move in so you can hear the reports." "They won't be saying our names!"
- "This A class ranking sucks, I get to tee off latest, and you guys get to chill and drink your juice."
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Fri Jul 26, 2013
Summary
Grumpy apologizes for the late report but had a very full weekend. Thank you for returning to read this. Although there was a little confusion at the beginning of this event (it is never easy asking a Slammer to go to a tee box that he or she hadn't planned to play), another fantastic day in Slammerdom. Three TC matches, ten upsets, Loch March in great condition, and a very special doggie show made me wonder ... how can three Slammers play the course at the same time and not slam?
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McGoop |
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Five birds! Cost of a package of TP to Bulldog. Upset over #22 Fodder on the 13th hole. And a big thank you from Chilly. McGoop, for the first time in his career, has become #1. The thanks from Chilly is because Woodsy was moving in on Chilly's record for successful defences. Congrats to the new #1! |
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Swanny |
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How I love ya, how I love ya, my dear old Swanny! Swanny goes 3-0 with successful defences over Luge and Skeeter. His upset over Clang moves him into 14th spot. That win was for a TC Promomedia B victory, advancing Swanny to the next round. Next opponent will be the big steak himself. |
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chill |
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chill entered today's event ranked 134th. Her par on #7 advanced her 72 rungs up the ladder, as she defeated ShelGame. Six more rungs were gained when she beat Juice. Her double bogey on 17 enabled Dracula to catch up to her and they halved their match. |
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Stats
- Attendance: 20
- Scoring Average: 94
- Birdie Average: 0.85
- Course Rating: 9
- Best aspects of course: Greens
Kids
Event Fees
- ST Member: $57
- EG Member: $49
- EG Unl. Member: $42
Total for The Kids
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UPSETS |
DEFENCES |
Challenger |
Defender |
Hole |
Challenger |
Defender |
Hole |
chill [134] |
Juice [56] |
12 |
2 BrosGolf (r) [587] |
McGoop [100] |
10 |
chill [134] |
ShelGame (r) [62] |
12 |
2 BrosGolf (r) [587] |
Woodsy [1] |
11 |
Davestator [85] |
Flyer (r) [57] |
16 |
Grumpy [52] |
Davestator [85] |
13 |
Skeeter [49] |
Clang [14] |
17 |
Fodder [22] |
Woodsy [1] |
13 |
Swanny [26] |
Clang [14] |
17 |
2 BrosGolf (r) [587] |
Fodder [22] |
13 |
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Fodder [22] |
McGoop [100] |
13 |
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Grumpy [52] |
Aggy [151] |
14 |
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Juice [56] |
Dracula [21] |
14 |
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Grumpy [52] |
Flyer (r) [57] |
15 |
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Luge [171] |
Swanny [26] |
15 |
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ShelGame (r) [62] |
Dracula [21] |
15 |
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Aggy [151] |
Davestator [85] |
15 |
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SunnyBoy [146] |
Chubs [125] |
15 |
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Chubs [125] |
Sunny [11] |
16 |
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F6Noob (r) [13] |
Sunny [11] |
17 |
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Luge [171] |
Clang [14] |
17 |
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Luge [171] |
Skeeter [49] |
17 |
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SunnyBoy [146] |
F6Noob (r) [13] |
17 |
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ShelGame (r) [62] |
Juice [56] |
18 |
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Woodsy [1] |
McGoop [100] |
18 |
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Skeeter [49] |
Swanny [26] |
18 |
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chill [134] |
Dracula [21] |
18 |
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Aggy [151] |
Flyer (r) [57] |
18 |
INDIVIDUAL PLAYER STATS |
Slammer |
Score |
Birds |
Eagles |
Dogs |
Bones |
Skins |
Bones |
Record |
Points |
Davestator |
87 |
1 |
0 |
1 |
25 |
0 |
0 |
3-0-0 |
6 |
McGoop |
69 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
2 |
30 |
3-0-0 |
6 |
Swanny |
91 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
3-0-0 |
6 |
chill |
88 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
2-0-1 |
5 |
Dracula |
89 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
2-0-1 |
5 |
Woodsy |
70 |
3 |
0 |
3 |
75 |
2 |
30 |
2-1-0 |
4 |
Sunny |
90 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
2-0-0 |
4 |
Skeeter |
97 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
2-1-0 |
4 |
Flyer (r) |
93 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
15 |
1-1-1 |
3 |
Aggy |
94 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1-1-1 |
3 |
Fodder |
89 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1-2-0 |
2 |
F6Noob (r) |
95 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1-1-0 |
2 |
Chubs |
96 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1-1-0 |
2 |
Clang |
102 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1-2-0 |
2 |
Juice |
103 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1-2-0 |
2 |
Luge |
102 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
15 |
0-3-0 |
0 |
ShelGame (r) |
102 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0-3-0 |
0 |
SunnyBoy |
105 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0-2-0 |
0 |
2 BrosGolf (r) |
105 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0-3-0 |
0 |
Grumpy |
106 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0-3-0 |
0 |
SKINS |
HOLE |
1 |
2 |
3 |
4 |
5 |
6 |
7 |
8 |
9 |
OUT |
10 |
11 |
12 |
13 |
14 |
15 |
16 |
17 |
18 |
IN |
TOTAL |
SKINS |
PAR |
4 |
3 |
4 |
4 |
5 |
5 |
3 |
4 |
4 |
36 |
4 |
4 |
4 |
3 |
5 |
5 |
3 |
4 |
4 |
36 |
72 |
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McGoop |
4 |
3 |
4 |
4 |
5 |
4 |
2 |
3 |
4 |
33 |
4 |
4 |
5 |
3 |
4 |
4 |
4 |
4 |
4 |
36 |
69 |
2 |
Woodsy |
4 |
3 |
4 |
3 |
5 |
5 |
3 |
3 |
4 |
34 |
4 |
4 |
5 |
2 |
5 |
5 |
3 |
4 |
4 |
36 |
70 |
2 |
Flyer (r) |
8 |
3 |
3 |
5 |
6 |
6 |
5 |
6 |
5 |
47 |
7 |
5 |
5 |
3 |
7 |
5 |
4 |
4 |
6 |
46 |
93 |
1 |
Luge |
6 |
4 |
5 |
5 |
7 |
8 |
5 |
6 |
4 |
50 |
5 |
4 |
7 |
5 |
7 |
6 |
7 |
8 |
3 |
52 |
102 |
1 |
Davestator |
7 |
3 |
5 |
6 |
5 |
6 |
3 |
4 |
3 |
42 |
7 |
5 |
5 |
4 |
5 |
6 |
3 |
5 |
5 |
45 |
87 |
0 |
chill |
6 |
5 |
4 |
5 |
6 |
5 |
4 |
4 |
4 |
43 |
4 |
5 |
3 |
5 |
7 |
6 |
5 |
6 |
4 |
45 |
88 |
0 |
Dracula |
4 |
4 |
5 |
5 |
5 |
5 |
6 |
7 |
4 |
45 |
5 |
5 |
3 |
5 |
7 |
6 |
5 |
4 |
4 |
44 |
89 |
0 |
Fodder |
7 |
3 |
4 |
4 |
7 |
5 |
4 |
8 |
3 |
45 |
5 |
4 |
5 |
5 |
7 |
5 |
3 |
5 |
5 |
44 |
89 |
0 |
Sunny |
6 |
4 |
5 |
5 |
5 |
6 |
5 |
7 |
5 |
48 |
5 |
5 |
6 |
3 |
4 |
7 |
3 |
5 |
4 |
42 |
90 |
0 |
Swanny |
7 |
3 |
8 |
6 |
6 |
6 |
3 |
4 |
4 |
47 |
5 |
6 |
6 |
3 |
6 |
5 |
4 |
5 |
4 |
44 |
91 |
0 |
Aggy |
8 |
3 |
4 |
4 |
8 |
5 |
5 |
5 |
4 |
46 |
6 |
6 |
5 |
5 |
6 |
6 |
5 |
5 |
4 |
48 |
94 |
0 |
F6Noob (r) |
4 |
3 |
7 |
5 |
5 |
6 |
6 |
6 |
5 |
47 |
4 |
6 |
5 |
6 |
4 |
8 |
4 |
6 |
5 |
48 |
95 |
0 |
Chubs |
7 |
4 |
5 |
5 |
6 |
4 |
6 |
5 |
4 |
46 |
5 |
5 |
6 |
5 |
6 |
7 |
4 |
7 |
5 |
50 |
96 |
0 |
Skeeter |
7 |
3 |
5 |
6 |
6 |
7 |
5 |
6 |
5 |
50 |
4 |
5 |
5 |
6 |
6 |
7 |
3 |
5 |
6 |
47 |
97 |
0 |
ShelGame (r) |
8 |
4 |
6 |
8 |
8 |
6 |
3 |
5 |
5 |
53 |
5 |
5 |
6 |
5 |
6 |
6 |
4 |
6 |
6 |
49 |
102 |
0 |
Clang |
6 |
4 |
5 |
5 |
6 |
8 |
6 |
5 |
7 |
52 |
5 |
5 |
4 |
3 |
7 |
6 |
4 |
8 |
8 |
50 |
102 |
0 |
SunnyBoy |
4 |
4 |
4 |
8 |
8 |
5 |
4 |
4 |
5 |
46 |
6 |
5 |
8 |
5 |
7 |
8 |
6 |
8 |
6 |
59 |
105 |
0 |
Grumpy |
8 |
5 |
5 |
4 |
8 |
8 |
3 |
7 |
5 |
53 |
6 |
7 |
5 |
5 |
7 |
6 |
5 |
8 |
4 |
53 |
106 |
0 |
TOTAL |
0 |
0 |
1 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
|
0 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
0 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
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6 |
Legend |
E |
Eagle or Better |
B |
Birdie |
P |
Par |
G |
Bogey or Greater |
C |
Cut-off birdie |
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