 Notables - POP: Great pace of play. Even thought the 1st group had to wait on several holes due to a non-Slammer group in front the round was done in 3hrs 50min with the second group right behind them.
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BEST DRESSED: Have to acknowledge BreadMan as the best dressed Slammer today. The man is a real Lady killer. I only wish my wife would let me go out dressed like that!
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TC MATCH: Grumpy takes offense to how the BreadMan out dressed him today and lays a smack down on him in their D Class TC Match. Grumpy is heading to the finals!
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DOGGIES: Five par 3s and only three are conquered. On hole #3 Bookie nails it to within 22inches, on hole #12 it was Lucky he reached the green and made a long two putt and on hole #16 it was Snake who slithered home. Each Doggie was worth $13.00
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SKINS: Snake takes two on hole #1 & #10, Bookie takes two on hole #3 and #13, Lucky also takes two on hole #4 and #17, while Papa Malone garners one on hole #11. Each Skin was worth $5.00
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THANKS: to the BogeyMan for handling the Culling Doggie Report and to Bookie for managing the Dynamic Physio & Chiro Skins Report. Your efforts are greatly appreciated.
 Quotables
- Slammers don't layup
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Grumpy's girlfriend - "that's why I don't let Grumpy talk!"
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"Man the course is pretty wide open"....."I didn't find it wide open!"
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"You gotta be Lucky to be pretty"...."sometimes you can be Lucky and never be pretty"
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"Do you have IronMaiden in that bag?"
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"Just trying to putt it in the same time zone as the hole!"
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Wed Jul 24, 2013
Summary
With the cools temps today it felt like Christmas in July for the Slammers who teed it up at PineView. Everyone arrived early and we started ten minutes early breezing around the course in under four hours. Everyone is in great humour especially after the round while we worked to replenish the lost bodily fluids.
| Stars |
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Snake |
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This Slammer slithered his way over the competition today and moves up almost 80 positions in the rankings. He takes out all comers, scaring the BogeyMan, gives Grumpy the jitters and leaves the BreadMan thinking about using snake skin on his clubs. Going 3-0 with one birdie and two skins, Snake is full value as first star. |
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Papa Malone |
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While this Slammer doesn't get Lucky, he leaves Gator toothless and asks Bookie the age old question - "who's your daddy?" Going 2-1-0 with a birdie and skin, Papa Malone earns himself the second star on the day. |
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Stats
- Attendance: 8
- Scoring Average: 97
- Birdie Average: 0.25
- Course Rating: 7.5
- Best aspects of course: Fairways
Kids
Event Fees
- ST Member: $39
- EG Member: $32
- EG Unl. Member: $27
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| UPSETS |
DEFENCES |
| Challenger |
Defender |
Hole |
Challenger |
Defender |
Hole |
| Lucky [B34] |
Gator [B15] |
13 |
BogeyMan (r) [C2] |
Snake [B51] |
12 |
| Grumpy [D3] |
BogeyMan (r) [C2] |
13 |
BreadMan [D6] |
Snake [B51] |
13 |
| BreadMan [D6] |
BogeyMan (r) [C2] |
17 |
Grumpy [D3] |
Snake [B51] |
14 |
| Papa Malone [C14] |
Bookie [C9] |
18 |
Bookie [C9] |
Lucky [B34] |
16 |
| Papa Malone [C14] |
Gator [B15] |
18 |
BreadMan [D6] |
Grumpy [D3] |
16 |
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Papa Malone [C14] |
Lucky [B34] |
17 |
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Bookie [C9] |
Gator [B15] |
18 |
| INDIVIDUAL PLAYER STATS |
| Slammer |
Score |
Birds |
Eagles |
Dogs |
Bones |
Skins |
Bones |
Record |
Points |
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Lucky |
85 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
13 |
2 |
10 |
3-0-0 |
6 |
|
Snake |
88 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
13 |
2 |
10 |
3-0-0 |
6 |
|
Papa Malone |
92 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
5 |
2-1-0 |
4 |
|
Grumpy |
101 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
2-1-0 |
4 |
|
Gator |
95 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1-2-0 |
2 |
|
BreadMan |
106 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1-2-0 |
2 |
|
Bookie |
98 |
1 |
0 |
1 |
13 |
2 |
10 |
0-3-0 |
0 |
|
BogeyMan (r) |
110 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0-3-0 |
0 |
| SKINS |
| HOLE |
1 |
2 |
3 |
4 |
5 |
6 |
7 |
8 |
9 |
OUT |
10 |
11 |
12 |
13 |
14 |
15 |
16 |
17 |
18 |
IN |
TOTAL |
SKINS |
| PAR |
5 |
4 |
3 |
4 |
5 |
4 |
3 |
4 |
4 |
36 |
4 |
5 |
3 |
5 |
3 |
4 |
3 |
4 |
4 |
35 |
71 |
|
| Lucky |
6 |
5 |
3 |
4 |
7 |
5 |
4 |
5 |
5 |
44 |
5 |
5 |
3 |
6 |
4 |
5 |
4 |
4 |
5 |
41 |
85 |
2 |
| Snake |
5 |
4 |
3 |
6 |
6 |
6 |
5 |
5 |
4 |
44 |
4 |
7 |
3 |
6 |
4 |
6 |
3 |
6 |
5 |
44 |
88 |
2 |
| Bookie |
8 |
5 |
2 |
6 |
5 |
6 |
8 |
6 |
4 |
50 |
8 |
6 |
4 |
5 |
3 |
5 |
5 |
5 |
7 |
48 |
98 |
2 |
| Papa Malone |
7 |
4 |
5 |
5 |
5 |
7 |
4 |
7 |
5 |
49 |
5 |
4 |
4 |
6 |
3 |
6 |
3 |
7 |
5 |
43 |
92 |
1 |
| Gator |
7 |
4 |
4 |
5 |
5 |
6 |
5 |
6 |
5 |
47 |
6 |
5 |
4 |
6 |
4 |
5 |
6 |
6 |
6 |
48 |
95 |
0 |
| Grumpy |
8 |
5 |
5 |
5 |
6 |
6 |
4 |
7 |
6 |
52 |
5 |
6 |
4 |
7 |
6 |
6 |
4 |
6 |
5 |
49 |
101 |
0 |
| BreadMan |
7 |
6 |
6 |
6 |
5 |
5 |
6 |
8 |
8 |
57 |
5 |
5 |
5 |
7 |
5 |
7 |
4 |
6 |
5 |
49 |
106 |
0 |
| BogeyMan (r) |
8 |
5 |
6 |
6 |
7 |
6 |
5 |
6 |
6 |
55 |
6 |
7 |
4 |
8 |
4 |
7 |
5 |
8 |
6 |
55 |
110 |
0 |
| TOTAL |
1 |
0 |
1 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
|
1 |
1 |
0 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
0 |
|
|
7 |
| Legend |
E |
Eagle or Better |
B |
Birdie |
P |
Par |
G |
Bogey or Greater |
C |
Cut-off birdie |
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