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Marshes LoGo

Notables

  • TC Match Super Senior Championship has been won by Chubs, who defeated Wally !
  • Best Dressed Slammer could have been Sunny dressed in all black, like an eclipse.
  • Best Dressed Slammer could have been Turtle, wearing Quebec light blue with matching plaid shorts and cap.
  • Best Dressed Slammer could have been Chef dressed in varying shades of classy grey.
  • Best Dressed Slammer could have been Chubs with his bright orange shirt and psychedelic orange shorts and cool cap.
  • Best Dressed Slammer could have been PointZero who wore street shoes to better accentuate his earthy brown attire.
  • Best Dressed and Most Stylin Slammer was definitely Kadaver as he wore a Hurricane bright green shirt with even brighter green shorts, and highlighted that with green socks and cap, but took the decision with the white belt !
  • PointZero lost 10 golf balls during his round, a reminder to remember to wear golf shoes ?
  • Rexall and Davestator are impossible to distract before, during or after a shot, although they test each other often.
  • Cuba putted to within 3' from 135' away on the 18th.
  • The greens have recovered, but the goose by the pond on #10 did not.
  • The 2nd hole had four pars and only one maximum 8 score.
  • The 18th was parred by 6 Slammers.
  • The easiest hole today was the par 4-11th which showed a stroke average of 3.75.
  • Thanks to PointZero for photomastering and posting this and so many other events on Facebook.
  • Thanks to Kadaver for calculating the Dynamic Physio and Chiropractic Skins and delivering many to Chef and the rest to so many, $6 at a time !
  • Thanks to Rexall for awarding 6 Culligan Water dogs to shots that were closest and 2-putted or better on the par 3's.

Quotables

  • Sorry for driving away in the cart Davestator.....You look sorry Rexall !
  • The best dressed Slammer has to get home soon because his wife needs the outfit tonight.
  • I think Dracula put garlic in my golf bag.
  • Pars are no good in this group.
  • If all the marshals and starters are playing, who is working the course to find our lost clubs today ?
  • I was waiting for "that was a nice shot".
  • Was that good? Davestator will be the judge.
  • That was not a whine but a demonstration of anger.
  • This course has 6 par 3's !
  • This course also has 6 par 5's !
  • Thank goodness this course only has 6 par 4's !
  • Davestator should teach his new trainee service dog to find golfballs.
Event: Marshes
Mon Aug 12, 2013
Summary
We had 3 foursomes of close match play amongst many Marshes members and Slammers willing to step onto their turf and take them on.

Stars
Chubs
Chubs was challenged all day in his matches with Crispy, Sunny and Wally, but bested them all with his match play dominating on the back 9 doing it 1 under par. His match with Wally was additionally significant as it meant he was the TC Senior Slammer Tour victor ! Chubs rounded off his day with a skin and a dog, and a beer.
Chef
Chef has to do something pretty special for stardom, and today he bested Kadaver, Bugsy and Turtle, and took 4 skins with timely birdies along the way. Pretty special !
Davestator
Davestator is 2-1 with wins over PointZero and Rexall, while falling to Cuba on the 18th. He was tenacious and appropriately crusty, keeping his group laughing all day while trying to take them to the cleaners.
Onsite Coordinator
  • Cuba
Stats
  • Attendance: 12
  • Scoring Average: 83
  • Birdie Average: 1.5
  • Course Rating: 8
  • Best aspects of course: The blue tees are sufficiently long for A classers as are the whites for B classers, while the forward super senior tees are very demanding in terms of sight lines and alignment off the blocks.
Kids
  • The Kids earned $14
Event Fees
  • ST Member: $79
  • EG Member: $69
  • EG Unl. Member: $59

UPSETS DEFENCES
Challenger Defender Hole Challenger Defender Hole
Cuba [A13] pointZero [A11] 14 Turtle [B38] KaDaver [A17] 12
Davestator [B32] pointZero [A11] 15 Turtle [B38] BugsyZ (r) [A45] 12
Rexall (We Remember) [C15] pointZero [A11] 16 Turtle [B38] Chef [O3] 13
Wally [B37] Crispy [B17] 16 Rexall (We Remember) [C15] Davestator [B32] 15
BugsyZ (r) [A45] KaDaver [A17] 18 Wally [B37] Chubs [A58] 15
Crispy [B17] Chubs [A58] 15
Sunny [B16] Chubs [A58] 17
Crispy [B17] Sunny [B16] 17
BugsyZ (r) [A45] Chef [O3] 17
Rexall (We Remember) [C15] Cuba [A13] 17
Wally [B37] Sunny [B16] 18
KaDaver [A17] Chef [O3] 18
Davestator [B32] Cuba [A13] 18

INDIVIDUAL PLAYER STATS
Slammer Score Birds Eagles Dogs Bones Skins Bones Record Points
Chubs 78 2 0 1 10 1 6 3-0-0 6
Cuba 80 2 0 1 10 1 6 3-0-0 6
Chef 75 4 0 0 0 4 24 3-0-0 6
BugsyZ (r) 76 2 0 0 0 1 6 2-1-0 4
Davestator 82 1 0 0 0 0 0 2-1-0 4
Wally 80 0 0 1 10 0 0 1-1-1 3
Sunny 80 0 0 1 10 0 0 1-1-1 3
KaDaver 77 4 0 2 20 2 12 1-2-0 2
Rexall (We Remember) 86 0 0 0 0 0 0 1-2-0 2
Crispy 86 2 0 0 0 1 6 0-3-0 0
Turtle 98 0 0 0 0 0 0 0-3-0 0
pointZero 99 1 0 0 0 0 0 0-3-0 0

SKINS
HOLE 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 OUT 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 IN TOTAL SKINS
PAR 4 5 3 5 3 4 4 3 5 36 5 4 3 4 5 3 5 3 4 36 72
Chef 4 5 4 6 3 5 3 3 4 37 4 4 4 5 5 4 4 3 5 38 75 4
KaDaver 5 6 2 4 3 4 5 2 5 36 6 3 3 5 5 3 6 4 6 41 77 2
BugsyZ (r) 4 6 3 5 4 3 4 4 5 38 5 3 3 5 5 3 6 4 4 38 76 1
Chubs 5 5 3 8 3 5 6 3 5 43 5 4 3 4 4 2 6 3 4 35 78 1
Cuba 4 8 3 5 4 5 4 3 5 41 5 3 2 5 5 6 5 4 4 39 80 1
Crispy 7 7 3 9 4 5 5 3 5 48 5 5 5 3 4 4 5 3 4 38 86 1
Sunny 4 5 3 6 3 6 5 4 5 41 5 4 3 6 5 3 6 3 4 39 80 0
Wally 4 6 4 6 3 6 4 3 6 42 5 4 3 5 5 3 5 3 5 38 80 0
Davestator 4 6 3 5 3 6 4 3 5 39 5 3 6 5 7 3 6 4 4 43 82 0
Rexall (We Remember) 4 7 3 5 3 5 5 3 6 41 5 4 4 5 8 4 5 4 6 45 86 0
Turtle 6 7 3 8 4 5 5 8 5 51 5 4 3 8 7 4 6 4 6 47 98 0
pointZero 8 5 3 5 8 6 5 2 5 47 7 4 7 4 8 5 8 3 6 52 99 0
TOTAL 0 0 1 1 0 1 1 0 1 1 0 1 1 0 1 1 0 0 10
Legend E Eagle or Better B Birdie P Par G Bogey or Greater C Cut-off birdie

PLAYER MATCHES
HOLE 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18
1U 2U 1U 2U 3U 3U 4U 5U 6U 7U 7U 6U 7U - - - - -
4 5 4 6 3 5 3 3 4 4 4 4 5 - - - - -
6 7 3 8 4 5 5 8 5 5 4 3 8 - - - - -
- - - - -
RESULT: Chef wins 7 and 5 Start match at hole:
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