The Slammer Tour: Event Summary

Notables

Welcome to the tour first timers, Pesos and Julie Clairmont! Julie needs a nickname... I hope you both had a great time!
TC REPORT: ToothFairy and Spud advanced in their TC Mixed match against Precious and Grumpy on the 12th hole 8 & 6. Congratulations!
Evolution Physio Skins Report: There were six skins claimed today, all worth $8. The winners were Grumpy (par on #1), Spud with two (Par on #2, par #15), ToothFairy (birdie #12), and PinShark with two (par #3, birdie #14).
Culligan Water Doggie Report: There were three Dog's awarded today with hole #3 not hit. Each Doggie was worth $20. The winners were ToothFairy (hole #12 @ 8 feet), and PinShark with two (hole # 6 from 30 feet, hole #17 from 20 feet). Thank-you goes to ShortStack for taking care of the Doggie Duties today!
Spud didn't make it to the forward tees with his drive, however, both ladies took the option of teeing up two club lengths behind the blocks, and Spud didn't have to take his pants down.

Quotables

"Another Leaf fan!" "Obviously, the Slammer Tour needs to work on it's screening process."
"Have you ever had an uneventful event?"
"Grumpy, you should try a different hobby. Strippers. cocaine, there are many that are cheaper than your hobby on the Tour."
"Hey ShortStack, you should get a new hat or change your name to the Great Gazoo!"
"Three holes. Three par skins. Some of these guys are NOT good."
"Hey T-Bone, how did your little brother T-Bird do on his home course?" "Not as good as his BIG brother."
"Where the *&%^$ is my wallet?"
"I got a par from the ladies tee!"
"It is in the circle of love."
"I had eight three putts and there were five holes that I got an 8 on that I didn't have to putt!"
"The Slammer Tour makes more off of me than I make at the Federal Government!"

Mon May 20, 2013

Summary
What a great day. The temperature was perfect. The sun was out most of the day. We had two Tour rookies along for the ride too! The Tour is growing which is great. Edelweiss may not have been in perfect shape with some spotty areas because we didn't have a spring but it always provides us with some great views. We need a few more events here. I'd say it was the perfect way to spend the Victoria Day holiday, or, since we were in Quebec, National Patriot's Day.

Stars
	PinShark
	Today's first star was last to arrive and donned his Toronto Maple Leafs cap but he didn't let the naysayers affect his game. He went a perfect 3-0 with wins against Pesos on the 11th, T-Bird on the 13th, and ShortStack on the 14th. Along the way he collected 2 birds, 2 skins, 2 dogs, and SIXTY-ONE BONES! Congrats to PinShark! And, no Grumpy, it isn't PinShank....
	ToothFairy
	Today's second star took a bite out of her competition going 2-0 with wins over Grumpy on the 12th and Precious on the 17th. ToothFairy also advanced with her partner, Spud, in the TC Mixed with a team win over Grumpy and Precious. ToothFairy also managed to bag a Birdie, a Dog, and Skin with her trifecta on the Par 3 12th! Well done ToothFairy and good luck in the next round!
	Spud
	Today's third star was the other half of the winning mixed pair TC match, Spud! Spud also had an impressive day on the solo side with a win against Grumpy on the 11th to go 1-0 and claimed two skins for an additional SIXTEEN BONES. Well done Spud! Good luck in the next round.

Onsite Coordinator

T-Bone

Stats

Attendance: 12
Scoring Average: 102
Birdie Average: 0.33
Course Rating: 7
Best aspects of course: The views are always great.

Kids

The Kids earned $23

Event Fees

ST Member: $38
EG Member: $32
EG Unl. Member: $27

Total for The Kids

2013 total: $998

UPSETS			DEFENCES
Challenger	Defender	Hole	Challenger	Defender	Hole
T-bird [55]	ShortStack [23]	17	Pele (r) [Unr]	T-Bone [54]	10
			Pesos (r) [Unr]	PinShark [18]	11
			Grumpy [87]	Spud [129]	11
			Pele (r) [Unr]	Panda [160]	11
			Jewel [261]	T-Bone [54]	11
			Grumpy [87]	ToothFairy [57]	12
			T-bird [55]	PinShark [18]	13
			Panda [160]	T-Bone [54]	13
			Pesos (r) [Unr]	T-bird [55]	13
			ShortStack [23]	PinShark [18]	14
			Pesos (r) [Unr]	ShortStack [23]	14
			Jewel [261]	Panda [160]	15
			Pele (r) [Unr]	Jewel [261]	15
			Precious [114]	ToothFairy [57]	17

INDIVIDUAL PLAYER STATS
Slammer	Score	Birds	Eagles	Dogs	Bones	Skins	Bones	Record	Points
PinShark	80	2	0	2	40	2	16	3-0-0	6
T-Bone	93	0	0	0	0	0	0	3-0-0	6
ToothFairy	88	1	0	1	20	1	8	2-0-0	4
T-bird	95	1	0	0	0	0	0	2-1-0	4
Panda	111	0	0	0	0	0	0	2-1-0	4
Spud	87	0	0	0	0	2	16	1-0-0	2
ShortStack	97	0	0	0	0	0	0	1-2-0	2
Jewel	118	0	0	0	0	0	0	1-2-0	2
Grumpy	119	0	0	0	0	1	8	0-2-0	0
Precious	95	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-1-0	0
Pesos (r)	110	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-3-0	0
Pele (r)	129	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-3-0	0

SKINS
HOLE	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	OUT	10	11	12	13	14	15	16	17	18	IN	TOTAL	SKINS
PAR	5	4	3	4	4	3	4	5	4	36	4	4	3	5	4	4	5	3	4	36	72
PinShark	8	6	3	4	5	3	4	5	4	42	4	4	5	4	3	5	5	3	5	38	80	2
Spud	8	4	4	6	4	3	4	5	4	42	5	5	4	5	5	4	7	4	6	45	87	2
ToothFairy	6	5	4	4	4	3	5	8	5	44	5	6	2	6	4	6	6	4	5	44	88	1
Grumpy	5	6	6	7	8	6	8	7	6	59	7	6	5	8	6	7	8	6	7	60	119	1
T-Bone	6	7	4	5	5	3	5	8	5	48	5	5	4	5	4	6	5	5	6	45	93	0
T-bird	6	6	4	7	5	4	5	5	5	47	4	6	7	4	5	6	7	3	6	48	95	0
Precious	6	5	5	7	4	5	6	6	4	48	5	5	4	7	4	6	5	6	5	47	95	0
ShortStack	6	5	5	8	5	5	5	6	4	49	7	4	4	6	5	6	7	3	6	48	97	0
Pesos (r)	7	6	5	5	7	4	8	8	6	56	6	7	4	8	7	5	8	4	5	54	110	0
Pele (r)	8	8	5	8	8	5	8	8	8	66	8	8	4	7	5	8	8	7	8	63	129	0
TOTAL	1	1	1	0	0	0	0	0	0		0	0	1	0	1	1	0	0	0			6
Legend	E	Eagle or Better						B	Birdie		P	Par		G	Bogey or Greater					C	Cut-off birdie

PLAYER MATCHES
HOLE	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	10	11	12	13	14	15	16	17	18
			AS	1U	2U	3U	4U	5U	6U	7U	8U	-	-	-	-	-	-	-
	8	6	3	4	5	3	4	5	4	4	4	-	-	-	-	-	-	-
	7	6	5	5	7	4	8	8	6	6	7	-	-	-	-	-	-	-
	1U	1U	AS									-	-	-	-	-	-	-
RESULT: PinShark wins 8 and 7 Start match at hole:

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