The Slammer Tour: Event Summary

Notables

Slammers, check out the comedic pace of play commercials on the Golf Channel. There are some very practical examples that can help you keep pace with the group in front of you.
Compressor defeats Duke in their TC 'C' match, congratulations.
Cookie brought cookies, again.
Sign up for the Summer-Solstice events the next 2 Wednesdays and play 36 holes.
Happy Fathers Day!
Thank you Grumpy (Mr.Pylon) for presenting the Metcalfe/Culligan doggies to pouf at 15 and 90 feet, DJD at 12 feet and Go-Tee at 15 feet.
Thank you IronMaiden for wonderfully presenting Evolution Physio par skins to PizzaMan and DJD, and birdie skins to DJD, Pouf, and 2 each to Compressor and chill.

Quotables

Grumpy, you spend more time with her (IM) than I do.
It took him 4 shots to get to my box.
Stop licking things.
On that putt, you need more Iron, and less Maiden.
Pommies are wild.
What the&$@#?! We're gonna check the core of those balls.
You got a 7 on a par 3? Yesterday I had an 8 and it would have been my first sub-40 9 hole score this year.
I'm not going in there, it's all swamp...and you call yourself a Gator?
You're all our of Pommies, so you are. Gonna have to buy more.
If I say there's not enough vodka in there again, don' t listen to me.
Dinner, now!
You've heard about Steamer's 'It's all about Me' belt buckle? Well, you're not wearing it!

Sat Jun 15, 2013

Summary
Metcalfe Golf Club was one of the Slammer venues today, and it did not disappoint. One could not ask for a better golf day as blue skies, a light breeze and temperatures in the low 20's graced the Slammers. The course is in great condition, except for a couple of rough greens, and it will be a great venue for the second of 2 Summer Solstice Slammer Tour events on the 26th. 36 holes of great Slammer Tour match play golf. Woohoo!

Stars
	Pouf
	Pouf the Magic Dragon was up to his old tricks again. He couldn't challenge up, so he was stuck defending his rank. Well it wasn't much of a challenge for him as he went out and burned up his competition. Dragon slayers Go-Tee, Eeyore and PizzaMan went down in flames as Pouf had a birdie skin and 2 doggies. Incredible!
	DJD
	DJD says, "My game's the sh&$s", in response to Crenshaw's on-line challenge. Well, lets just say the he's the one who's full of it. DJD certainly found it today with 3 wins over Snake, Chill and a win over SlapShot which vaulted him to #30 in the rankings. A par and birdie skin, as well as a doggie round out his day. Awesome!
	Brewcee
	Though we don't see Brewcee very often, when he does make an appearance, he makes them worth his while. Today he left with 6 points from Compressor and Duke fell first, then Brew'ski' stole the #3 rank from Crenshaw. Well done. That ought to get you in the Commish Cup.

Onsite Coordinator

PizzaMan

Stats

Attendance: 16
Scoring Average: 93
Birdie Average: 0.38
Course Rating: 7
Best aspects of course: Fairways were great.

Kids

The Kids earned $12

Event Fees

ST Member: $45
EG Member: $39
EG Unl. Member: $34

UPSETS			DEFENCES
Challenger	Defender	Hole	Challenger	Defender	Hole
chill [B12]	SlapShot [B5]	15	Snake [B63]	DJD [A38]	12
Brewcee [A40]	Crenshaw [A2]	17	Duke [B53]	Crenshaw [A2]	13
Grumpy [D4]	Gazzif [D2]	17	SlapShot [B5]	DJD [A38]	13
			Snake [B63]	chill [B12]	13
			Duke [B53]	Brewcee [A40]	13
			Gazzif [D2]	IronMaiden [A31]	14
			chill [B12]	DJD [A38]	14
			Duke [B53]	Compressor [B29]	14
			GoTee (r) [A36]	Pouf [A19]	14
			Eeyore [B25]	Pouf [A19]	14
			Snake [B63]	SlapShot [B5]	15
			Gazzif [D2]	Gator [B18]	15
			Grumpy [D4]	IronMaiden [A31]	16
			GoTee (r) [A36]	PizzaMan [A30]	16
			Compressor [B29]	Brewcee [A40]	16
			Grumpy [D4]	Gator [B18]	16
			Gator [B18]	IronMaiden [A31]	17
			PizzaMan [A30]	Pouf [A19]	17
			Eeyore [B25]	GoTee (r) [A36]	18
			Compressor [B29]	Crenshaw [A2]	18
			Eeyore [B25]	PizzaMan [A30]	18

INDIVIDUAL PLAYER STATS
Slammer	Score	Birds	Eagles	Dogs	Bones	Skins	Bones	Record	Points
Pouf	86	1	0	2	40	1	10	3-0-0	6
DJD	85	1	0	1	20	2	20	3-0-0	6
Brewcee	84	0	0	0	0	0	0	3-0-0	6
IronMaiden	95	0	0	0	0	0	0	3-0-0	6
chill	83	2	0	0	0	2	20	2-1-0	4
Crenshaw	85	0	0	0	0	0	0	2-1-0	4
Gator	99	0	0	0	0	0	0	2-1-0	4
PizzaMan	92	0	0	0	0	1	10	1-1-1	3
GoTee (r)	93	0	0	1	20	0	0	1-2-0	2
Compressor	92	2	0	0	0	2	20	1-2-0	2
SlapShot	93	0	0	0	0	0	0	1-2-0	2
Grumpy	105	0	0	0	0	0	0	1-2-0	2
Eeyore	93	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-2-1	1
Snake	98	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-3-0	0
Duke	101	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-3-0	0
Gazzif	108	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-3-0	0

SKINS
HOLE	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	OUT	10	11	12	13	14	15	16	17	18	IN	TOTAL	SKINS
PAR	4	4	4	4	3	5	3	4	4	35	5	4	4	3	4	5	4	3	5	37	72
chill	5	6	4	4	3	5	5	4	5	41	5	7	5	4	5	5	5	2	4	42	83	2
DJD	4	6	3	4	3	8	4	5	4	41	5	5	4	3	5	8	4	4	6	44	85	2
Compressor	5	5	5	6	4	6	4	7	6	48	4	4	6	3	6	4	6	4	7	44	92	2
Pouf	5	5	5	4	3	7	3	4	5	41	5	6	6	3	3	7	5	4	6	45	86	1
PizzaMan	4	4	5	7	3	7	5	5	6	46	5	5	4	5	5	5	5	5	7	46	92	1
Brewcee	5	5	6	5	4	5	4	4	5	43	7	4	4	3	4	5	5	3	6	41	84	0
Crenshaw	6	7	4	4	4	6	4	4	4	43	5	5	5	4	4	5	5	4	5	42	85	0
GoTee (r)	5	6	5	7	5	8	3	6	5	50	7	5	4	3	4	5	6	3	6	43	93	0
Eeyore	6	5	5	7	4	6	4	6	6	49	7	4	5	3	4	6	5	4	6	44	93	0
SlapShot	5	8	5	5	4	7	4	5	4	47	5	5	5	4	5	6	5	3	8	46	93	0
IronMaiden	5	7	5	6	5	7	4	5	4	48	5	6	8	4	5	5	5	3	6	47	95	0
Snake	6	7	4	5	4	7	4	6	5	48	8	5	7	5	5	6	5	4	5	50	98	0
Gator	6	5	8	7	3	7	5	7	4	52	6	6	6	3	4	6	5	5	6	47	99	0
Duke	7	7	6	7	4	7	4	6	5	53	6	5	4	4	6	7	6	4	6	48	101	0
Grumpy	7	6	6	6	3	7	5	5	4	49	6	8	5	4	5	8	8	4	8	56	105	0
Gazzif	8	8	5	5	3	8	7	5	5	54	6	7	5	4	6	8	6	5	7	54	108	0
TOTAL	0	1	1	0	0	0	0	0	0		1	0	0	0	1	1	1	1	1			8
Legend	E	Eagle or Better						B	Birdie		P	Par		G	Bogey or Greater					C	Cut-off birdie

PLAYER MATCHES
HOLE	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	10	11	12	13	14	15	16	17	18
	1U	2U	2U	3U	4U	5U	4U	5U	5U	6U	5U	6U	7U	-	-	-	-	-
	5	6	4	4	3	5	5	4	5	5	7	5	4	-	-	-	-	-
	6	7	4	5	4	7	4	6	5	8	5	7	5	-	-	-	-	-
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RESULT: chill wins 7 and 5 Start match at hole:

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