 Notables - Thank you Pearls for being the Doggie Master assistant to T-Bone. The Culligan Doggie duties were handled using tape measures by the two of them. Great job kids! By the way three of those dogs went out to Slammettes today making it 7-5 for the gals. Newest rookie to join the Tour is Cookie (there is a movement to change the name to Kookie). Her dog on #12. prevented Lil Muffin from getting her 4th in three days.
- Rumours abound. Apparently a ‘D’ classer beat a ‘B’ classer today. Grumpy moves into 1st place in the ‘D’ class.
- Dynamic Physio & Chiro skins game has the least (6) amount of winners today and therefore they get the most bones (20 each). There are only six because sixteen other birdies are cut off - hey McGoop - guess who did it to you on nine?
- Malone's skin on hole 4th was his 200th career skin. Only three others have attained this MILESTONE
 Quotables
- “We love warm wind.”
- “I think I can hit that out.”
- “You’ve made more fringe putts today than I do in a year.”
- “Are they playing shirts and skins?”
- “Pick up the ball and walk around for awhile.”
- “What? You don’t think that par 3 is hard? I got a 6!”
- “Pearls, you have amazing drive on the course, and in your life!”
- “Nice birdie, *ssh*le. I mean last hole!”
- “Don’t go yet. She is in the woods.”
- “It’s too cold to play!”
- “Can you believe that Bainsey’s kid just got a birdie? (on 13)”
- “Now I am just tired.”
- “Can we get 16 beers please?”
- “I’ve played here four times but it’s your fault that I forgot about that river.”
- “Welcome sister, we are four sand witches.”
- “I didn’t fill out the sheet because I didn’t have any room to do it.”
- “Did I mention that McGee kissed me today?” “You are not the first guy he kissed on this trip.”
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Tue Feb 25, 2014
Summary
It is day three and we must report that Number 1 has lost a match. Unfortunately it is at ping pong. I was approached by a rookie who saw his first Slammer stats page. It showed him as being in 3rd place. I had to explain to him and maybe to you, that the rankings page is only comprised of those who have played this season. Kimberly received some votes for best aspect of the course.
| Stars |
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McGoop |
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I vowed that the greatest golfers on the Tour will have to do some pretty spectacular stuff this season for me to choose them as a star. Sunday's 3-0 with a -2 two at the turn wasn't enough. Monday's EAGLE didn't do it, nor did winning his 1000th career bone in just 30 events. Today? Another day at the office? He went 3-0 vs a foursome that threw six birdies at him. He was equal to it with 4 of his own. Did you know that he took down our club PRO Malone 5 and 4, which is pretty impressive, Avenging that LAST LOSS back on July 3rd. This was his 19th straight undefeated event and is 56-0 in that time frame. Both records. So just another regular day, except for the 4 birdies, and 13 pars. His bogey on 17 was the closest to proving him human. Hey Pickles - you following back home? I gave him the cigar! |
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Cuba |
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Another 3-0 day for Castro's favourite golfer on Tour. However today's was against some formidable opponents for a change. In particular Sunny, coming off a star performance yesterday. Cuba defended against rookie Switch first. Then he moved up the ladder (from 51-27th) with his victory over RipZone. He upset Sunny to move into 12th - which is a more reasonable place to find this Slammer that annually, ends his season too early. |
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J-Money |
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It is too bad that the game of golf is for eighteen holes. Imagine getting three birdies in one round. Well how about shooting them all in the back nine. Sorry Duke he narrowly edged you for the honour based on his hunting skills. JMoney went 2-1 today, and I am sorry that I joked with you last night. Two of your birds were good enough for the twenty bones skins. |
| | Onsite Coordinator
Stats
- Attendance: 28
- Scoring Average: 94
- Birdie Average: 0.79
- Course Rating: 9
- Best aspects of course: where can we begin?
Kids
Event Fees
- ST Member: $985
- EG Member: $915
- EG Unl. Member: $895
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| UPSETS |
DEFENCES |
| Challenger |
Defender |
Hole |
Challenger |
Defender |
Hole |
| T-Bone [B21] |
Gator [B16] |
13 |
Switch [B44] |
Sunny [B2] |
11 |
| chill [B22] |
IronMaiden [B11] |
16 |
Juice [A25] |
IronMaiden [B11] |
12 |
| Bainsey [C1] |
Figmo [B3] |
17 |
ShortStack [A14] |
McGoop [O1] |
12 |
| Kookie (r) [Unr] |
Luvlife [D17] |
17 |
AngryBird [C7] |
Duke [A21] |
12 |
| Grumpy [D1] |
T-Bone [B21] |
18 |
BearCat [B19] |
Bainsey [C1] |
13 |
| Swanny [A23] |
ShortStack [A14] |
18 |
Swanny [A23] |
McGoop [O1] |
13 |
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Juice [A25] |
chill [B22] |
13 |
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|
Kookie (r) [Unr] |
Pearls [C8] |
13 |
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Birdman [B17] |
Duke [A21] |
13 |
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|
Gator [B16] |
Gru [B5] |
13 |
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|
Switch [B44] |
Cuba [A22] |
14 |
|
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BearCat [B19] |
Figmo [B3] |
14 |
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|
Malone [O3] |
McGoop [O1] |
14 |
|
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|
Birdman [B17] |
J-Money [B9] |
14 |
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Juice [A25] |
Lil Muffin [A24] |
14 |
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Kookie (r) [Unr] |
Pele [D6] |
14 |
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BearCat [B19] |
UpnDown (r) [B4] |
14 |
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Switch [B44] |
Ripzone [B10] |
15 |
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AngryBird [C7] |
J-Money [B9] |
15 |
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Pele [D6] |
Pearls [C8] |
15 |
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Luvlife [D17] |
Pearls [C8] |
15 |
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T-Bone [B21] |
Gru [B5] |
15 |
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Ripzone [B10] |
Sunny [B2] |
16 |
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Sunny [B2] |
Cuba [A22] |
16 |
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IronMaiden [B11] |
Lil Muffin [A24] |
16 |
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Luvlife [D17] |
Pele [D6] |
16 |
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Grumpy [D1] |
Gru [B5] |
16 |
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Ripzone [B10] |
Cuba [A22] |
17 |
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ShortStack [A14] |
Malone [O3] |
17 |
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J-Money [B9] |
Duke [A21] |
17 |
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AngryBird [C7] |
Birdman [B17] |
17 |
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Swanny [A23] |
Malone [O3] |
18 |
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UpnDown (r) [B4] |
Figmo [B3] |
18 |
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Lil Muffin [A24] |
chill [B22] |
18 |
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Grumpy [D1] |
Gator [B16] |
18 |
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Bainsey [C1] |
UpnDown (r) [B4] |
18 |
| INDIVIDUAL PLAYER STATS |
| Slammer |
Score |
Birds |
Eagles |
Dogs |
Bones |
Skins |
Bones |
Record |
Points |
|
Cuba |
89 |
1 |
0 |
1 |
35 |
1 |
20 |
3-0-0 |
6 |
|
McGoop |
68 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
20 |
3-0-0 |
6 |
|
Gru |
85 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
3-0-0 |
6 |
|
Duke |
89 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
3-0-0 |
6 |
|
Pearls |
102 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
3-0-0 |
6 |
|
Lil Muffin |
85 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
20 |
2-0-1 |
5 |
|
chill |
85 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
2-0-1 |
5 |
|
UpnDown (r) |
92 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
2-0-1 |
5 |
|
J-Money |
92 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
2 |
40 |
2-1-0 |
4 |
|
Malone |
75 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
20 |
2-1-0 |
4 |
|
Sunny |
90 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
2-1-0 |
4 |
|
Bainsey |
91 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
2-1-0 |
4 |
|
Pele |
113 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
2-1-0 |
4 |
|
Figmo |
92 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1-1-1 |
3 |
|
Grumpy |
101 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1-1-1 |
3 |
|
IronMaiden |
88 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
35 |
0 |
0 |
1-2-0 |
2 |
|
Kookie (r) |
122 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
35 |
0 |
0 |
1-2-0 |
2 |
|
Swanny |
78 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1-2-0 |
2 |
|
T-Bone |
96 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1-2-0 |
2 |
|
Ripzone |
96 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1-2-0 |
2 |
|
Birdman |
97 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1-2-0 |
2 |
|
Gator |
105 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0-2-1 |
1 |
|
Juice |
96 |
1 |
0 |
1 |
35 |
0 |
0 |
0-3-0 |
0 |
|
ShortStack |
82 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0-3-0 |
0 |
|
AngryBird |
101 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0-3-0 |
0 |
|
Switch |
101 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0-3-0 |
0 |
|
BearCat |
108 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0-3-0 |
0 |
|
Luvlife |
123 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0-3-0 |
0 |
| SKINS |
| HOLE |
1 |
2 |
3 |
4 |
5 |
6 |
7 |
8 |
9 |
OUT |
10 |
11 |
12 |
13 |
14 |
15 |
16 |
17 |
18 |
IN |
TOTAL |
SKINS |
| PAR |
4 |
4 |
3 |
4 |
5 |
4 |
5 |
3 |
4 |
36 |
4 |
4 |
3 |
5 |
4 |
4 |
4 |
3 |
4 |
35 |
71 |
|
| J-Money |
4 |
4 |
5 |
6 |
5 |
5 |
7 |
4 |
7 |
47 |
4 |
3 |
2 |
8 |
6 |
5 |
8 |
6 |
3 |
45 |
92 |
2 |
| McGoop |
4 |
4 |
3 |
4 |
5 |
3 |
5 |
3 |
3 |
34 |
4 |
4 |
3 |
4 |
4 |
3 |
4 |
4 |
4 |
34 |
68 |
1 |
| Malone |
5 |
4 |
4 |
3 |
6 |
5 |
4 |
3 |
4 |
38 |
4 |
5 |
3 |
5 |
4 |
4 |
5 |
3 |
4 |
37 |
75 |
1 |
| Lil Muffin |
5 |
5 |
5 |
4 |
4 |
4 |
5 |
5 |
4 |
41 |
5 |
5 |
3 |
7 |
5 |
5 |
5 |
3 |
6 |
44 |
85 |
1 |
| Cuba |
6 |
5 |
2 |
5 |
7 |
5 |
7 |
3 |
4 |
44 |
5 |
5 |
3 |
8 |
6 |
4 |
5 |
4 |
5 |
45 |
89 |
1 |
| Swanny |
5 |
3 |
3 |
5 |
5 |
4 |
5 |
4 |
4 |
38 |
6 |
5 |
2 |
6 |
5 |
5 |
4 |
2 |
5 |
40 |
78 |
0 |
| ShortStack |
4 |
5 |
4 |
5 |
5 |
5 |
5 |
3 |
4 |
40 |
6 |
5 |
4 |
4 |
5 |
4 |
4 |
4 |
6 |
42 |
82 |
0 |
| chill |
6 |
3 |
3 |
5 |
7 |
4 |
5 |
4 |
4 |
41 |
4 |
5 |
4 |
6 |
6 |
5 |
5 |
5 |
4 |
44 |
85 |
0 |
| Gru |
6 |
5 |
5 |
4 |
6 |
4 |
4 |
3 |
5 |
42 |
5 |
4 |
5 |
7 |
4 |
4 |
5 |
4 |
5 |
43 |
85 |
0 |
| IronMaiden |
5 |
4 |
4 |
5 |
6 |
4 |
6 |
3 |
5 |
42 |
5 |
5 |
3 |
6 |
7 |
6 |
6 |
4 |
4 |
46 |
88 |
0 |
| Duke |
6 |
4 |
4 |
4 |
6 |
5 |
6 |
3 |
7 |
45 |
4 |
4 |
4 |
5 |
7 |
5 |
5 |
4 |
6 |
44 |
89 |
0 |
| Sunny |
7 |
5 |
5 |
4 |
5 |
7 |
4 |
3 |
5 |
45 |
5 |
6 |
4 |
5 |
7 |
4 |
5 |
3 |
6 |
45 |
90 |
0 |
| Bainsey |
5 |
6 |
4 |
5 |
6 |
4 |
5 |
3 |
6 |
44 |
6 |
5 |
5 |
5 |
8 |
3 |
5 |
4 |
6 |
47 |
91 |
0 |
| UpnDown (r) |
5 |
5 |
5 |
5 |
5 |
4 |
7 |
5 |
6 |
47 |
6 |
5 |
5 |
5 |
6 |
5 |
5 |
3 |
5 |
45 |
92 |
0 |
| Figmo |
5 |
6 |
5 |
6 |
5 |
5 |
5 |
4 |
4 |
45 |
5 |
6 |
4 |
8 |
4 |
5 |
5 |
5 |
5 |
47 |
92 |
0 |
| T-Bone |
5 |
5 |
5 |
4 |
6 |
5 |
6 |
4 |
5 |
45 |
7 |
5 |
4 |
6 |
7 |
5 |
7 |
4 |
6 |
51 |
96 |
0 |
| Ripzone |
5 |
4 |
4 |
5 |
6 |
6 |
5 |
3 |
7 |
45 |
6 |
5 |
6 |
7 |
7 |
4 |
6 |
4 |
6 |
51 |
96 |
0 |
| Juice |
6 |
5 |
5 |
5 |
7 |
5 |
7 |
4 |
4 |
48 |
5 |
6 |
4 |
6 |
7 |
6 |
6 |
2 |
6 |
48 |
96 |
0 |
| Birdman |
7 |
5 |
5 |
5 |
6 |
5 |
6 |
5 |
7 |
51 |
5 |
5 |
3 |
6 |
7 |
5 |
6 |
3 |
6 |
46 |
97 |
0 |
| Switch |
5 |
7 |
6 |
5 |
7 |
8 |
6 |
5 |
6 |
55 |
6 |
6 |
4 |
6 |
7 |
4 |
5 |
4 |
4 |
46 |
101 |
0 |
| AngryBird |
6 |
5 |
5 |
5 |
7 |
5 |
7 |
3 |
5 |
48 |
6 |
5 |
6 |
7 |
7 |
6 |
5 |
6 |
5 |
53 |
101 |
0 |
| Grumpy |
5 |
4 |
7 |
8 |
5 |
5 |
8 |
6 |
3 |
51 |
6 |
4 |
4 |
8 |
8 |
4 |
6 |
5 |
5 |
50 |
101 |
0 |
| Gator |
6 |
5 |
5 |
6 |
6 |
5 |
8 |
4 |
7 |
52 |
4 |
6 |
6 |
7 |
8 |
8 |
5 |
4 |
5 |
53 |
105 |
0 |
| BearCat |
6 |
4 |
4 |
7 |
6 |
6 |
8 |
3 |
7 |
51 |
8 |
8 |
4 |
7 |
6 |
8 |
7 |
4 |
5 |
57 |
108 |
0 |
| Luvlife |
8 |
8 |
4 |
8 |
8 |
8 |
8 |
6 |
5 |
63 |
8 |
8 |
3 |
8 |
6 |
6 |
8 |
5 |
8 |
60 |
123 |
0 |
| TOTAL |
0 |
0 |
1 |
1 |
1 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
|
0 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
|
|
6 |
| Legend |
E |
Eagle or Better |
B |
Birdie |
P |
Par |
G |
Bogey or Greater |
C |
Cut-off birdie |
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