The Slammer Tour: Event Summary

Notables

Today there were four TC matches
In the TC Open match, McGoop took down Smitty
In a TC-A match Kadaver bested Spud
In a TC- ladies B, chill defeated SmallPak
In a TC-SuperSenior match, Bookie outlasted Rexall in 19 holes
Bookie got a rare eagle on number 4, chipping in from off the green
Thanks to chill for handling the dogs and to ZenGirl for taking care of the skins
As for the dogs, PointZero picked up two, on 12 and 16
chill captured number 8 and Soupy�s 34-foot dog held up on number 3
There were six skins, all won by birdie or eagle: two for McGoop, and one each for Soupy, PointZero, Bookie, and Spud
ZenGirl sinks a 50-foot putt for par on number 10. Unfortunately it was McGoop�s ball so she ends up with a 6!
PointZero hits the power lines on 14 twice!
PoinZero wins against Rexall for the first time � and Bookie too, but it takes 19 holes.

Quotables

On the 18th, �Soupy, that�s an aggressive line� as we all look at where our cars are parked!
Three rabbits, two deer, one coyote, but not birdies!
That�s your drive? What kind of Juice are you on?
I wish we could have done a five-some
I have a bit of a 100-foot putt here
The good news is you get to hit first on the next tee. The bad news is you lost this hole!
Who got the 5? The guy who took seven strokes!
One swing on number 4 and got an 8!
You need more club� or maybe more talent. God I�m funny!

Fri Jul 18, 2014

Summary
A wonderful mid-summer�s day enticed 16 Slammers to the Gatineau golf club, one of the most attractive of courses, especially since it�s so close to where many of us live � just a short drive and there we are. And as the man at the pro shop indicated, it was in the best shape of the year. Indeed the greens were in great shape, running true and reasonably fast.

Stars
	pointZero
	PointZero goes 3-0 and picks up two dogs and a skin. It�s impossible to deny the Slammer with the most distinctive swing on tour.
	chill
	Chill goes 3-0 also and picks up a dog and wins her TC-Ladies B match to continue in the march toward the finals in this division.
	McGoop
	McGoop goes 3-0, picks up a skin and three birdies and wins his TC Open match against Smitty.

Onsite Coordinator

Bookie

Stats

Attendance: 15
Scoring Average: 86
Birdie Average: 0.47
Course Rating: 7.5
Best aspects of course: Greens in fine shape.

Kids

The Kids earned $25

Event Fees

ST Member: $48
EG Member: $43
EG Unl. Member: $38

UPSETS			DEFENCES
Challenger	Defender	Hole	Challenger	Defender	Hole
Soupy [B77]	Spud [A20]	16	Spud [A20]	KaDaver [A17]	13
Bookie [C7]	Stevie Ray [C3]	17	Soupy [B77]	KaDaver [A17]	13
Smallpak [B15]	Juice [A11]	17	ZenGirl [C9]	McGoop [O2]	13
Old Spice [A25]	Spud [A20]	17	ToothFairy [B29]	chill [B12]	14
Rexall (We Remember) [C39]	Stevie Ray [C3]	18	Bookie [C7]	pointZero [A24]	15
			Old Spice [A25]	KaDaver [A17]	15
			Smitty [A37]	McGoop [O2]	15
			ZenGirl [C9]	Smitty [A37]	17
			Rexall (We Remember) [C39]	pointZero [A24]	17
			Stevie Ray [C3]	pointZero [A24]	17
			Juice [A11]	chill [B12]	17
			Smallpak [B15]	chill [B12]	17
			ToothFairy [B29]	Smallpak [B15]	17
			Rexall (We Remember) [C39]	Bookie [C7]	18
			ToothFairy [B29]	Juice [A11]	18
			Soupy [B77]	Old Spice [A25]	18

INDIVIDUAL PLAYER STATS
Slammer	Score	Birds	Eagles	Dogs	Bones	Skins	Bones	Record	Points
pointZero	80	1	0	2	36	1	12	3-0-0	6
chill	85	0	0	1	18	0	0	3-0-0	6
KaDaver	83	0	0	0	0	0	0	3-0-0	6
McGoop	77	3	0	0	0	2	24	2-0-0	4
Old Spice	84	0	0	0	0	0	0	2-1-0	4
Smallpak	87	0	0	0	0	0	0	2-1-0	4
Bookie	88	0	1	0	0	1	12	1-1-1	3
Rexall (We Remember)	90	0	0	0	0	0	0	1-1-1	3
Soupy	88	1	0	1	18	1	12	1-2-0	2
Smitty	86	0	0	0	0	0	0	1-1-0	2
Juice	88	1	0	0	0	0	0	1-2-0	2
Spud	87	1	0	0	0	1	12	0-3-0	0
Stevie Ray	89	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-3-0	0
ZenGirl	92	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-2-0	0
ToothFairy	93	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-3-0	0

SKINS
HOLE	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	OUT	10	11	12	13	14	15	16	17	18	IN	TOTAL	SKINS
PAR	4	4	3	5	4	4	4	3	5	36	3	4	3	4	4	5	3	5	4	35	71
McGoop	3	5	5	5	4	5	4	3	5	39	5	3	4	4	4	5	4	4	5	38	77	2
pointZero	4	5	4	8	3	4	5	3	5	41	5	4	3	5	4	6	3	5	4	39	80	1
Spud	5	4	3	5	5	5	5	4	6	42	5	5	5	5	5	6	4	7	3	45	87	1
Soupy	5	7	3	7	4	6	4	4	6	46	6	4	4	5	4	4	3	5	7	42	88	1
Bookie	4	6	5	3	5	5	4	3	7	42	3	7	3	4	8	7	4	5	5	46	88	1
KaDaver	4	6	5	5	4	4	5	3	6	42	4	4	3	4	5	6	3	6	6	41	83	0
Old Spice	5	4	3	5	5	6	6	3	5	42	4	5	3	5	5	7	3	5	5	42	84	0
chill	5	6	4	6	5	5	4	3	5	43	4	4	4	4	4	7	3	6	6	42	85	0
Smitty	6	4	4	6	4	5	5	5	6	45	4	4	3	6	5	5	4	6	4	41	86	0
Smallpak	4	7	4	5	4	4	4	3	6	41	4	5	6	5	6	5	4	6	5	46	87	0
Juice	4	5	4	7	4	5	4	5	6	44	5	3	4	5	6	6	4	6	5	44	88	0
Stevie Ray	4	7	5	7	5	6	4	3	6	47	4	4	3	4	5	5	5	6	6	42	89	0
Rexall (We Remember)	6	5	3	7	4	5	4	4	5	43	4	8	5	4	6	6	3	6	5	47	90	0
ZenGirl	6	5	3	6	6	4	5	4	8	47	6	5	4	5	5	5	4	6	5	45	92	0
ToothFairy	6	7	3	5	4	6	6	3	6	46	3	6	6	5	5	6	4	6	6	47	93	0
TOTAL	1	0	0	1	1	0	0	0	0		0	0	0	0	0	1	0	1	1			6
Legend	E	Eagle or Better						B	Birdie		P	Par		G	Bogey or Greater					C	Cut-off birdie

PLAYER MATCHES
HOLE	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	10	11	12	13	14	15	16	17	18
	1U	1U	AS	1U	2U	1U	2U	3U	4U	5U	6U	6U	7U	-	-	-	-	-
	3	5	5	5	4	5	4	3	5	5	3	4	4	-	-	-	-	-
	6	5	3	6	6	4	5	4	8	6	5	4	5	-	-	-	-	-
			AS											-	-	-	-	-
RESULT: McGoop wins 7 and 5 Start match at hole:

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