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Marshes LoGo

Notables

  • No toilet paper was awarded at this shotgun event.
  • TC matches today. In the PromoMedia B division, Duke outlasts The Game {it took nineteen holes} to advance to the next round.
  • In the Mixed TC division. PapaMalone & Rox eliminated Precious & Grumpy on their 14th hole. It was a shotgun start and they started on 11. With that first round victory - Papa & Rox get to take on the two time defending champs Chef & Juice.
  • Milestone alert. Chef beat ZenGirl to become the fifth Slammer to record 650 wins on Tour. PapaMalone won his 100th match and became 71st to do so.
  • Losses - Gator had his 250th today (24th to get it), Sunshine was 44th to get 150, Inch had his 100th loss (69th).
  • ShortStack's three wins earned him his 200th career point (81st).
  • The Game became the 66th Slammer to win his 25th skin.
  • What a team! To make this event possible, we need many hands to help. There were all of the Club EG volunteers doing their various duties. As for the Tour - we used a team of five to help the OC. BearCat, RipZone & StevieRay, you may have thought those tasks were minimal, but they were needed nonetheless. Thank You!
  • Those other two team members? First off - there is Lucky. I go out of my way to get him involved to assist. He was there early, collecting all of your dog and skins bones. He divided all of those bones to the 14 different people to win some, and I wonder if he got to eat.
  • Iron Maiden! What is an event without us seeing the first lady of the Tour doing her stuff. I am sure that she didnt eat a hot dinner. Any OC knows what it is like to do the skins entries. Well imagine doing it for the field of 56 and having just a bit of time to do so. Thank you Lil Sister.
  • So those Culligan Water doggie bones {43 each} were issued to the six people on your right and below a bit, and they were all pretty close. Bookie's on #5 was only 80 inches away, and four of the others were even closer. Duke's on #15 was the closest at 42 inches. Swanny left his doggie ball on #17 at 12'6", and couldn't believe anybody was closer. He was beaten in the very next foursome by PapaMalone who was the furthest winner of the day at 11'3"
  • The Dynamic Physio & Chiro skins went out to eight different people. They collected one skin each for 26 bones per.
  • This final notable - Guinness just returned from a holiday in Las Vegas. He forgot today's date. So look to the right and see that he got DQ. I had to stop Cuba, he loves to go to the Dairy Queen, and IF he knew that he he had an option! Just saying.

Quotables

  • “I have a little thing.”
  • “You lost your temper? Ask the Marshall.”
  • “That’s my first par in 21 months.”
  • “So deep my wife felt it.”
  • “Malone is practically giving free games away.”
  • “You should have seen the shot that I had visualized in my mind.” “It was nothing like reality!”
  • “Y’ever played with Alfie’s balls?”
  • “The bride is beautiful!”
  • “My golf game ran out of golf.”
  • "Look … Cuba and Inch are with the bride!” (there are pictures circulating)
  • “This is my 1st TC mixed match.” “Yeah mine too, oh no I did this a couple of years ago with oh I can't remember.” “So, I'm not your first?”
  • "Look at those clouds! This would have been a good day to play Iron Maiden!".
Event: Marshes
Sat May 24, 2014
Summary
Welcome to Club EG's 2014 Opener. Once again the Slammer Tour is invited to participate in the Mother Company's season opening event. This time we have 56 registered Slammers. It is our 46th event of the season already and today we welcome RunBall and HawkEye to the ST family. They are both playing in their first event ever, For those of you keeping count back home, HawkEye joins us as a young one - just missing his junior career {now 20 yrs old). He is asking all the right questions and will be around for a long time. RunBall? New to this competitive format, but NOT new to all competition. He {and partner Kyle Lanthier} were the inaugural champions in the Ottawa Sun Scramble FlashPoint PhotoBooth D division. RunBall left two doggie balls on the par threes today - better luck next time (they were both beaten). The Marshes staff sure could not be accused of being sparse. WOW! the red hatted - blue shirted staff were everywhere. It was a great day, with many contests and prizes. The best prize of all was that EXCELLENT meal. I may be counting this as our best meal ever at one of these events.

Stars
chill
Know what this is? McGoop, Nolanator, Woodsy, Malone, Fodder, Hitch, Ticklar, pointZero, KaDaver, & Rio. These are the last ten (not too shabby!) Slammers who have beaten Chef. Until today! chill started today on hole 17. She parred that and never looked back. Only four times was she up by a mere one over Chef, otherwise she was ahead by more. Finally she shook his hand after the 15th. She had closed him 3 and 1. Oh yeah, along the way she also had a default over Guinness who was a no show. Her third win was over ZenGirl, as she welcomed ZG back for her inaugural 2014 event for our longest running Slammette. chill continues her dominance vs. ZG, extending her career to 5-1. This was the earliest that they had ever shaken hands. chill won 6 and 5. Although she didn't win any - she did leave five dog balls out there today. To quote her "One of the joys of being first to most of the par threes." Congratulations new #4. The Slammettes are very proud of you, Chef's career vs the sisterhood was 13-2 {both losses came at the hands of pro Tootsie back in 2008}.
Bookie
I am not sure - what the reference was for yesterday, when this SUPER super senior was the second star. Something about some sort of personal record. Today we DO know what he did. He won all three matches. All three were upsets, as he moved up the rungs three times. First, he jumped from 95th step to 68, with a win over BearCat. He then advanced four more steps with his win over Turtle. The biggest upset moved him all the way up to #28, as he beat PizzaMan for only the 10th time in their 38 match career. Bookie also left two doggie balls out there - but successfully collected 43 bones on hole five. This foursome started on hole 15.
BugsyZ
Another new entry into the top ten. Bugsy has a great day today going 3-0 in the group that was power ranked as #1 prior to play. He beat three of those people mentioned as Chef beaters up above under first star. Before today he was 4-0-1 vs KaDaver, Fodder & pointZero, and is now still undefeated improving his record to 7-0-1 against them. They also started on hole fifteen today. Bugsy first took care to collect the 26 bones for the only birdie on the hole. He defeated pointZero 7 and 5. Fodder was defeated 4 and 2, exactly one hole after Bugsy shook hands with KaDaver and took his #5 ranking.
Onsite Coordinator
  • Grumpy
Stats
  • Attendance: 52
  • Scoring Average: 94
  • Birdie Average: 0.42
  • Course Rating: 8
  • Best aspects of course: Some of the greens and some of the fairways.
Kids
  • The Kids earned $77
Event Fees
  • ST Member: $125
  • EG Member: $110
  • EG Unl. Member: $95

UPSETS DEFENCES
Challenger Defender Hole Challenger Defender Hole
Metro [B146] SunShine [B22] 12 Guinness [D20] ZenGirl [C25] 10
BugsyZ [A23] pointZero [A7] 13 Guinness [D20] Chef [O3] 10
Flyer [B52] Tesla (r) [B30] 13 Guinness [D20] chill [B10] 10
Metro [B146] Juice [A18] 14 Personality Plus [D147] Chipmein [B84] 11
BugsyZ [A23] KaDaver [A1] 14 Personality Plus [D147] GoHabsGo [C63] 11
Metro [B146] Swanny [A13] 14 Duke [B42] Cuba [A3] 12
GoHabsGo [C63] Pearls [C11] 14 Biscuit Oshumka [C178] Billiards [C31] 13
Juice [A18] Swanny [A13] 15 Biscuit Oshumka [C178] Stevie Ray [C1] 13
Happy Hooker [B57] Tesla (r) [B30] 15 Lulu (r) [Unr] Sunny [B27] 13
XTour [B64] Tesla (r) [B30] 15 Turtle [B26] PizzaMan [A15] 13
BearCat [B29] Turtle [B26] 16 Taxman [D29] RunBall (r) [Unr] 13
Lucky [A28] IronMaiden [A14] 16 Lulu (r) [Unr] Vinnie [B70] 13
ShelGame [A19] DJD [A10] 16 Billiards [C31] Stevie Ray [C1] 14
Gator [B34] Rocky [B5] 16 Turtle [B26] Bookie [C2] 14
Granpa [D9] Billiards [C31] 17 Bainsey [C12] Sunny [B27] 14
Fodder [A37] pointZero [A7] 17 ZenGirl [C25] Chef [O3] 14
chill [B10] Chef [O3] 18 Lulu (r) [Unr] Bainsey [C12] 14
HawkEye (r) [Unr] IronMaiden [A14] 18 Grumpy [D2] Papa Malone [C9] 14
Bookie [C2] PizzaMan [A15] 18 Inch [B6] Cuba [A3] 14
Biscuit Oshumka [C178] Granpa [D9] 14
Chipper (r) [D14] PokerFace [B77] 14
Taxman [D29] PokerFace [B77] 14
ZenGirl [C25] chill [B10] 14
IronMaiden [A14] ShortStack [O5] 14
HawkEye (r) [Unr] ShortStack [O5] 14
Personality Plus [D147] Pearls [C11] 14
Fodder [A37] BugsyZ [A23] 14
Chipper (r) [D14] RunBall (r) [Unr] 14
BearCat [B29] Bookie [C2] 15
SunShine [B22] Juice [A18] 15
Precious [C38] Papa Malone [C9] 15
Duke [B42] Inch [B6] 15
Lucky [A28] ShortStack [O5] 15
Pearls [C11] Chipmein [B84] 15
Taxman [D29] Chipper (r) [D14] 15
XTour [B64] Flyer [B52] 15
Granpa [D9] Stevie Ray [C1] 16
Vinnie [B70] Sunny [B27] 16
HawkEye (r) [Unr] Lucky [A28] 16
Bainsey [C12] Vinnie [B70] 16
The Game [B13] Cuba [A3] 16
GoHabsGo [C63] Chipmein [B84] 16
Gator [B34] DJD [A10] 16
Rocky [B5] ShelGame [A19] 16
Rocky [B5] DJD [A10] 16
XTour [B64] Happy Hooker [B57] 16
BearCat [B29] PizzaMan [A15] 17
pointZero [A7] KaDaver [A1] 17
SunShine [B22] Swanny [A13] 17
Rox [D27] Grumpy [D2] 18
Fodder [A37] KaDaver [A1] 18
The Game [B13] Inch [B6] 18
Duke [B42] The Game [B13] 18
RunBall (r) [Unr] PokerFace [B77] 18
Rox [D27] Precious [C38] 18
Happy Hooker [B57] Flyer [B52] 18
Gator [B34] ShelGame [A19] 18

INDIVIDUAL PLAYER STATS
Slammer Score Birds Eagles Dogs Bones Skins Bones Record Points
Bookie 88 0 0 1 44 0 0 3-0-0 6
PokerFace 89 0 0 1 44 0 0 3-0-0 6
Cuba 74 1 0 0 0 1 26 3-0-0 6
BugsyZ 77 2 0 0 0 1 26 3-0-0 6
ShelGame 87 2 0 0 0 1 26 3-0-0 6
Sunny 81 0 0 0 0 0 0 3-0-0 6
chill 83 1 0 0 0 0 0 3-0-0 6
ShortStack 85 0 0 0 0 0 0 3-0-0 6
Metro 86 0 0 0 0 0 0 3-0-0 6
Stevie Ray 89 0 0 0 0 0 0 3-0-0 6
Flyer 92 0 0 0 0 0 0 3-0-0 6
Chipmein 94 0 0 0 0 0 0 3-0-0 6
Papa Malone 96 0 0 1 44 0 0 2-0-0 4
KaDaver 86 1 0 0 0 1 26 2-1-0 4
PizzaMan 91 1 0 0 0 1 26 2-1-0 4
GoHabsGo 96 1 0 0 0 1 26 2-1-0 4
Chef 84 1 0 0 0 0 0 2-1-0 4
Vinnie 86 1 0 0 0 0 0 2-1-0 4
Inch 86 0 0 0 0 0 0 2-1-0 4
Lucky 87 0 0 0 0 0 0 2-1-0 4
DJD 89 0 0 0 0 0 0 2-1-0 4
RunBall (r) 92 1 0 0 0 0 0 2-1-0 4
Juice 92 0 0 0 0 0 0 2-1-0 4
Happy Hooker 97 0 0 0 0 0 0 2-1-0 4
Granpa 98 0 0 0 0 0 0 2-1-0 4
ZenGirl 93 1 0 1 44 0 0 1-2-0 2
Swanny 95 1 0 0 0 1 26 1-2-0 2
Fodder 86 1 0 0 0 0 0 1-2-0 2
Gator 92 0 0 0 0 0 0 1-2-0 2
Bainsey 92 0 0 0 0 0 0 1-2-0 2
BearCat 93 0 0 0 0 0 0 1-2-0 2
XTour 97 0 0 0 0 0 0 1-2-0 2
HawkEye (r) 97 0 0 0 0 0 0 1-2-0 2
Chipper (r) 100 0 0 0 0 0 0 1-2-0 2
Billiards 102 0 0 0 0 0 0 1-2-0 2
Pearls 103 0 0 0 0 0 0 1-2-0 2
Rox 110 0 0 0 0 0 0 0-0-2 2
Duke 91 1 0 1 44 0 0 0-2-1 1
The Game 90 2 0 0 0 1 26 0-2-1 1
Precious 108 0 0 0 0 0 0 0-1-1 1
Grumpy 108 1 0 0 0 0 0 0-1-1 1
Ripzone 88 1 0 1 44 0 0 0-0-0 0
pointZero 91 0 0 0 0 0 0 0-3-0 0
IronMaiden 94 0 0 0 0 0 0 0-3-0 0
Rocky 98 1 0 0 0 0 0 0-3-0 0
Lulu (r) 100 1 0 0 0 0 0 0-3-0 0
SunShine 100 0 0 0 0 0 0 0-3-0 0
Turtle 101 0 0 0 0 0 0 0-3-0 0
Tesla (r) 105 0 0 0 0 0 0 0-3-0 0
Biscuit Oshumka 113 0 0 0 0 0 0 0-3-0 0
Taxman 114 0 0 0 0 0 0 0-3-0 0
Personality Plus 124 0 0 0 0 0 0 0-3-0 0
Guinness DQ 0-3-0 0

SKINS
HOLE 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 OUT 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 IN TOTAL SKINS
PAR 4 5 3 5 3 4 4 3 5 36 5 4 3 4 5 3 5 3 4 36 72
Cuba 4 6 3 5 3 4 4 3 4 36 6 4 3 4 5 4 5 3 4 38 74 1
BugsyZ 4 6 3 5 3 4 4 3 5 37 6 4 3 4 4 2 5 5 7 40 77 1
KaDaver 5 4 3 6 3 5 6 3 6 41 5 7 4 4 8 3 6 3 5 45 86 1
ShelGame 3 8 4 7 4 5 4 4 6 45 4 5 3 4 8 3 6 3 6 42 87 1
The Game 4 8 3 4 3 6 4 7 6 45 5 3 4 5 8 3 8 4 5 45 90 1
PizzaMan 5 7 2 5 4 5 4 7 5 44 7 4 3 6 5 5 7 4 6 47 91 1
Swanny 5 6 5 7 4 5 6 5 5 48 6 6 4 7 8 3 6 2 5 47 95 1
GoHabsGo 6 7 4 5 4 7 5 4 6 48 7 5 2 7 7 5 8 3 4 48 96 1
Sunny 4 6 3 5 3 4 5 3 5 38 8 7 3 5 5 3 5 3 4 43 81 0
chill 6 6 3 6 3 5 6 3 6 44 5 5 4 3 5 3 6 3 5 39 83 0
Chef 3 6 4 8 4 5 5 4 5 44 5 4 3 4 5 4 5 4 6 40 84 0
ShortStack 5 7 3 6 3 4 5 3 6 42 7 4 3 4 5 3 6 5 6 43 85 0
Inch 5 6 3 5 3 5 4 3 6 40 5 5 4 6 7 3 7 4 5 46 86 0
Fodder 5 6 3 6 3 5 7 2 5 42 6 4 4 4 6 5 6 3 6 44 86 0
Metro 4 7 3 5 3 6 4 3 5 40 6 6 3 8 6 4 6 3 4 46 86 0
Vinnie 5 6 3 4 4 5 4 4 7 42 6 4 4 4 8 4 5 4 5 44 86 0
Lucky 5 6 4 7 4 4 4 3 8 45 6 4 4 7 6 3 5 3 4 42 87 0
Ripzone 5 8 3 6 4 4 5 2 6 43 5 6 3 8 6 3 6 3 5 45 88 0
Bookie 4 7 3 7 3 6 6 3 6 45 7 6 3 4 5 3 7 3 5 43 88 0
PokerFace 5 8 3 5 3 6 5 3 7 45 5 4 4 5 6 4 7 4 5 44 89 0
DJD 4 6 3 5 5 5 4 5 7 44 7 5 4 5 5 3 6 3 7 45 89 0
Stevie Ray 7 8 3 6 4 7 4 3 5 47 6 5 3 5 5 4 6 3 5 42 89 0
pointZero 4 5 4 7 4 5 5 3 6 43 6 6 3 6 6 3 6 4 8 48 91 0
Duke 3 8 4 6 3 6 5 5 5 45 6 5 4 5 7 3 7 4 5 46 91 0
Juice 4 8 4 6 4 6 4 3 7 46 7 4 4 5 7 3 6 5 5 46 92 0
Flyer 6 8 3 6 3 4 4 4 5 43 6 6 4 6 7 4 6 4 6 49 92 0
Bainsey 5 8 3 8 4 6 5 3 5 47 5 4 5 5 6 5 6 3 6 45 92 0
Gator 5 8 3 6 3 6 5 3 5 44 6 5 4 7 7 3 7 3 6 48 92 0
ZenGirl 5 7 4 6 4 7 8 3 6 50 6 5 3 3 7 5 5 3 6 43 93 0
BearCat 7 5 5 7 4 5 6 4 7 50 5 5 4 5 7 3 6 4 4 43 93 0
IronMaiden 6 8 4 6 5 4 5 3 6 47 6 5 3 7 8 3 5 4 6 47 94 0
Chipmein 5 8 3 5 4 5 5 5 6 46 6 6 4 4 5 4 8 4 7 48 94 0
Papa Malone 5 8 4 8 3 5 5 3 6 47 7 4 4 8 8 3 6 3 6 49 96 0
XTour 5 5 7 7 3 6 5 6 7 51 6 6 4 7 5 4 5 4 5 46 97 0
Happy Hooker 5 7 5 6 3 6 6 4 6 48 5 5 4 8 5 4 5 6 7 49 97 0
Granpa 6 7 3 8 4 5 4 4 8 49 7 5 4 5 6 4 8 4 6 49 98 0
Rocky 5 8 3 5 4 7 6 3 5 46 8 5 6 5 4 4 8 4 8 52 98 0
SunShine 6 6 4 6 4 7 7 5 6 51 7 5 4 6 7 4 6 4 6 49 100 0
Turtle 7 8 4 7 4 7 4 6 6 53 6 6 3 7 7 4 7 3 5 48 101 0
Billiards 5 7 4 8 3 6 5 4 6 48 8 5 4 7 8 3 8 5 6 54 102 0
Grumpy 8 8 5 4 4 7 6 3 8 53 7 5 4 7 8 4 7 5 8 55 108 0
Rox 6 8 5 8 5 7 5 5 6 55 7 5 3 8 6 4 9 5 8 55 110 0
Biscuit Oshumka 6 8 7 8 4 5 8 8 7 61 7 5 4 8 7 4 7 4 6 52 113 0
TOTAL 0 1 1 0 0 0 0 0 1 1 1 1 0 0 1 0 1 0 8
Legend E Eagle or Better B Birdie P Par G Bogey or Greater C Cut-off birdie

PLAYER MATCHES
HOLE 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18
AS 1U 2U 2U 3U 4U 5U 6U 6U 7U 8U - - - - - -
4 6 3 5 3 4 4 3 4 6 4 3 - - - - - -
3 8 4 6 3 6 5 5 5 6 5 4 - - - - - -
1U AS - - - - - -
RESULT: Cuba wins 8 and 6 Start match at hole:
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