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Notables

  • TC Central!
  • Senior - KaDaver over RoadWarrior
  • "B" - Popeye over GreenReader, Flyer over Duke, Aggy over StevieRay
  • "A" - Fodder over Popeye
  • "Open" - Fodder over Johnny Drama
  • "Mixed" - Lil Muffin/ShorStack over Sunshine/Chilly
  • Only 4 drives in the event miss the first fairway.
  • There's gonna be an upset today. This is my home.
  • ShorStack and IronMaiden were spendid in their Doggie/Skin reports.
  • Culligan Water Doggies...KaDaver, GoTee, Johnny Drama, Lil Muffin and Aggy at 24 bones each. Dynamic Physio and Chiro Skins ...KaDaver and Inch with 1 while Lil Muffin nabbed 2, all with birdies at 30 bones each.
  • On hole 3, J Money's drive measures 340 yds, in the middle of the fairway. Ouch!

Quotables

  • Four GoTee! FOUR ! Nice........Second most ever in one event.
  • Hey L'il Muffin, Y'ever shoot 69? (as the second shot finds teh water on 18)
  • Maybe I should blow my other Knee.
  • Best aspect of the course was the water on 18.
  • I don't care about anyone else, I just want to beat him!
  • IM, I left you room for a doggie...you're welcome.
  • Crenshaw was supposed to start flapping at some point, but today he was unflappable.
  • I'll make the doggie report shortand sweet, just like me. I'll make the skins report taller and sweeter.
  • Chilly claims that since we have Pommies, we should also rename our $2 whines to "Crenshaws".
  • Does she call you PizzaMan when you cuddle? Thats just creepy StevieRay.
  • My scoring average is 86 because they are all drunk scores.
 Event: Talon
Sun Jun 29, 2014
Summary
When you play a round of golf out at Greyhawk, you feel like you "have arrived". You are well looked after and are rewarded with amazing conditions in a beautiful setting. Slammers knew of this as only 1 non TC spot was available for the event when the lottery opened. Don't miss out next time as you will not be disappointed. In fact, there are still a few spots available this Thursday.

Stars
Lil Muffin
Starting off with a classy move by stepping back a tee box, because "it was the right thing to do", must have been picked up on by the golf gods. Lil muffin went on to shoot the lights out today. She took out Sunshine on 11 then Chilly on the 15th, to help win her TC Mixed match. She birdied almost 1/3 of the holes with 5, had a bunch of pars, and only 3 bogies. 2 of the birdies earned her 2 skins, and a doggie will also be added to her stats. Supurb!
GoTee
This 'sand-bagging',"B" classer brought his "A" game today. Coming off a 4 dog performance, GoTee continued his stellar play by defeating IronMaiden, RoadWarrior and KaDaver, with the help of a couple of birdies. And...you guessed it...a tight dog on the 8th hole. Awesome!
Crenshaw
After hitting his sweet little draw off the first tee, Clang exclaimed, "I'm gonna have to watch that all day." well he certainly did as Crenshaw was "unflappable'. He was steady all day, with loads of pars and a couple of birdies, finishing off Blue, Inch and Clang on 13, 14, and 15. He even made his way into the Slammer dictionary. Well done!
Onsite Coordinator
  • PizzaMan
Stats
  • Attendance: 24
  • Scoring Average: 86
  • Birdie Average: 0.79
  • Course Rating: 9.5
  • Best aspects of course: Conditions-Pristine...and cold water coolers around the course.
Kids
  • The Kids earned $15
Event Fees
  • ST Member: $75
  • EG Member: $69
  • EG Unl. Member: $65
Total for The Kids

UPSETS DEFENCES
Challenger Defender Hole Challenger Defender Hole
Crenshaw [51] Blue [24] 13 SunShine [156] Lil Muffin [183] 11
Lil Muffin [183] Chilly [49] 15 Bookie [108] J-Money [186] 12
Crenshaw [51] Clang [50] 15 GreenReader [83] Fodder [106] 12
Inch [73] Clang [50] 17 Johnny Drama (r) [782] Fodder [106] 13
J-Money [186] Shorts [98] 17 Duke [147] Flyer [68] 13
Clang [50] Blue [24] 18 Duke [147] Stevie Ray [78] 14
Inch [73] Blue [24] 18 Inch [73] Crenshaw [51] 14
GreenReader [83] Popeye [25] 14
Johnny Drama (r) [782] Popeye [25] 14
ShortStack [104] Chilly [49] 16
Duke [147] Aggy [90] 16
Popeye [25] Fodder [106] 16
Bookie [108] Shorts [98] 16
SunShine [156] ShortStack [104] 16
Stevie Ray [78] Flyer [68] 16
IronMaiden [32] RoadWarrior [7] 17
KaDaver [27] GoTee [26] 17
Stevie Ray [78] Aggy [90] 18
Bookie [108] PizzaMan [33] 18
J-Money [186] PizzaMan [33] 18
Shorts [98] PizzaMan [33] 18
IronMaiden [32] KaDaver [27] 18
Johnny Drama (r) [782] GreenReader [83] 18
RoadWarrior [7] GoTee [26] 18
RoadWarrior [7] KaDaver [27] 18
IronMaiden [32] GoTee [26] 18
Aggy [90] Flyer [68] 18

INDIVIDUAL PLAYER STATS
Slammer Score Birds Eagles Dogs Bones Skins Bones Record Points
GoTee 82 2 0 1 24 0 0 3-0-0 6
Crenshaw 76 2 0 0 0 0 0 3-0-0 6
Fodder 82 0 0 0 0 0 0 3-0-0 6
Aggy 85 0 0 1 24 0 0 2-0-1 5
Flyer 84 1 0 0 0 0 0 2-0-1 5
J-Money 84 0 0 0 0 0 0 2-0-1 5
Lil Muffin 70 5 0 1 24 2 60 2-0-0 4
KaDaver 84 2 0 1 24 1 30 2-1-0 4
Inch 84 1 0 0 0 1 30 2-1-0 4
Popeye 84 0 0 0 0 0 0 2-1-0 4
PizzaMan 89 0 0 0 0 0 0 1-0-2 4
Chilly 75 2 0 0 0 0 0 1-1-0 2
ShortStack 80 1 0 0 0 0 0 1-1-0 2
RoadWarrior 84 1 0 0 0 0 0 1-2-0 2
Clang 85 1 0 0 0 0 0 1-2-0 2
Stevie Ray 86 0 0 0 0 0 0 1-2-0 2
Shorts 91 0 0 0 0 0 0 1-2-0 2
Johnny Drama (r) 99 0 0 1 24 0 0 0-2-1 1
Bookie 92 1 0 0 0 0 0 0-2-1 1
GreenReader 98 0 0 0 0 0 0 0-2-1 1
IronMaiden 86 0 0 0 0 0 0 0-3-0 0
Blue 88 0 0 0 0 0 0 0-3-0 0
SunShine 93 0 0 0 0 0 0 0-2-0 0
Duke 99 0 0 0 0 0 0 0-3-0 0

SKINS
HOLE 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 OUT 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 IN TOTAL SKINS
PAR 4 4 5 3 4 5 3 4 4 36 5 4 3 5 4 3 4 3 5 36 72
Lil Muffin 4 5 4 3 4 4 3 5 4 36 5 3 3 4 4 2 4 3 6 34 70 2
Inch 5 5 5 2 5 6 4 4 5 41 6 4 4 6 5 4 5 4 5 43 84 1
KaDaver 6 5 6 3 4 4 3 5 4 40 7 5 3 5 7 5 3 4 5 44 84 1
Chilly 4 5 4 4 4 6 2 4 4 37 5 4 4 5 4 3 4 4 5 38 75 0
Crenshaw 4 4 5 3 4 4 3 5 5 37 5 5 3 4 4 3 5 5 5 39 76 0
ShortStack 4 4 5 5 6 5 4 5 4 42 4 4 3 5 5 3 5 4 5 38 80 0
Fodder 4 4 6 3 4 5 3 5 6 40 5 4 3 6 6 4 4 4 6 42 82 0
GoTee 5 6 6 3 5 7 2 6 4 44 5 4 4 4 5 4 4 3 5 38 82 0
J-Money 5 5 5 4 4 6 4 4 4 41 5 4 3 6 5 5 5 3 7 43 84 0
Flyer 5 6 7 5 4 5 4 4 4 44 5 5 3 4 4 6 4 4 5 40 84 0
Popeye 4 5 5 5 4 5 4 6 5 43 5 4 4 6 4 4 5 4 5 41 84 0
RoadWarrior 4 5 7 3 5 4 4 4 4 40 5 6 3 5 8 4 5 3 5 44 84 0
Aggy 4 5 6 4 5 6 4 5 4 43 5 4 4 5 6 6 4 3 5 42 85 0
Clang 4 6 5 3 6 5 3 5 5 42 4 5 3 5 6 5 6 4 5 43 85 0
IronMaiden 4 7 5 5 5 6 3 5 4 44 6 4 4 6 5 3 4 4 6 42 86 0
Stevie Ray 5 6 5 4 5 6 3 4 5 43 5 5 4 5 5 4 6 4 5 43 86 0
Blue 5 5 5 5 4 5 4 5 5 43 6 5 3 7 5 4 6 3 6 45 88 0
PizzaMan 4 8 5 3 5 6 3 6 4 44 7 6 3 5 5 3 4 5 7 45 89 0
Shorts 4 7 5 4 5 6 4 4 4 43 5 6 3 5 8 4 5 4 8 48 91 0
Bookie 5 6 5 4 6 8 5 4 7 50 6 5 3 4 4 5 5 4 6 42 92 0
SunShine 7 7 5 4 4 7 3 6 6 49 6 4 3 5 5 3 6 5 7 44 93 0
GreenReader 4 7 8 4 4 6 5 6 5 49 6 6 4 6 6 4 6 4 7 49 98 0
Johnny Drama (r) 5 6 6 3 7 6 3 4 6 46 7 8 3 8 5 4 6 4 8 53 99 0
Duke 6 8 6 4 5 5 3 6 5 48 6 7 4 5 6 5 6 6 6 51 99 0
TOTAL 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 1 1 0 0 4
Legend E Eagle or Better B Birdie P Par G Bogey or Greater C Cut-off birdie

PLAYER MATCHES
HOLE 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18
1U 2U 3U 4U 4U 5U 5U 6U 7U 8U 9U - - - - - - -
4 5 4 3 4 4 3 5 4 5 3 - - - - - - -
7 7 5 4 4 7 3 6 6 6 4 - - - - - - -
- - - - - - -
RESULT: Lil Muffin wins 9 and 7 Start match at hole:
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