The Slammer Tour: Event Summary

Notables

TC Match: LilMuffin and ShortStack defeated SmallPak and Pipeline.
LilMuffin got in a practice round before the contest, which is allowed in match play.
Tesla joined the hole in one club before the event.
Iron Maiden gives up her rank one Slammer at a time.
Pipeline is looking for an Eyepatch TC division to enter.He beat his scoring median with one eye covered.
We had a group grunt after IronMaiden teed off, a slammer first.
The greens were 9 on a stimpmeter while the rough was about .05.
Thanks to Shortstack and Pepilepu for sharing Culligan Water doggie duties, and awarding them to RonBow, Tesla, UpNDown and Jam.
Thanks ZenGirl for Dynamic Physio skinning to Ace(2), LilMuffin(2), SteelCrazy, UpNDown and Inch.

Quotables

UGHH !
Lets have a group grunt
UUUGGGGGHHHHHH !
The creek is empty !
You arent getting any tonight.
She's pretty intimidating when she grunts, even the squirrels hide.
Stop being mean to my friend. He's not your friend.
There is cold water every 3 holes !
Those cherries look like plums.
This is a good spot for neighbourhood gossip.

Sun Aug 3, 2014

Summary
Twenty Slammers ventured to Manotick where this lovely private facility opened their fairways and let us feast on their turf. Thanks to every member we met......you are the best !

Stars
	UpnDown (r)
	UpNDown was loaded for hunting down his competition and did so mercilessly, earning 6th place on the Slammerladder. He had an 8" dog and a skin for his wallet,and this first star o make his tennis elbow feel just a bit better.
	Clang
	Clang (The Haligonian) was unrelenting and well below his scoring median while vanquishing Ace, ZenGirl and Inch. A superb round, and a clean 6 points earn 2nd star.
	RonBow (r)
	RonBow fended off his group one by one starting on the 16th hole and was undefeated through 18. His SuperMarioSlammerDogMarker was used on the 10th hole, and stood up for some cool $. He also bought a new Slammermobile !

Onsite Coordinator

Cuba

Stats

Attendance: 20
Scoring Average: 89
Birdie Average: 1
Course Rating: 9.5
Best aspects of course: Tight fairways and shapely doglegs.

Kids

The Kids earned $17

Event Fees

ST Member: $70
EG Member: $60
EG Unl. Member: $50

Total for The Kids

2014 total: $3,078

UPSETS			DEFENCES
Challenger	Defender	Hole	Challenger	Defender	Hole
UpnDown (r) [68]	PizzaMan [47]	13	Pearls [79]	Cuba [15]	12
UpnDown (r) [68]	Pepilepu [60]	15	Smallpak [46]	ShortStack [113]	12
Steel Crazy (r) [57]	Gator [41]	15	PizzaMan [47]	IronMaiden [6]	13
Clang [100]	Ace [58]	15	Inch [94]	Clang [100]	13
UpnDown (r) [68]	IronMaiden [6]	18	Smallpak [46]	Lil Muffin [133]	13
Pepilepu [60]	PizzaMan [47]	18	Pearls [79]	Steel Crazy (r) [57]	13
Inch [94]	Ace [58]	18	Pipeline [34]	Lil Muffin [133]	14
ZenGirl [152]	Ace [58]	18	Gator [41]	Cuba [15]	15
			Pipeline [34]	ShortStack [113]	15
			Pepilepu [60]	IronMaiden [6]	16
			Pearls [79]	Gator [41]	16
			Tesla (r) [180]	RonBow (r) [99]	16
			Orange Crush (r) [102]	RonBow (r) [99]	16
			Steel Crazy (r) [57]	Cuba [15]	17
			ZenGirl [152]	Clang [100]	17
			Tesla (r) [180]	Orange Crush (r) [102]	17
			Tesla (r) [180]	Jam (r) [167]	17
			ZenGirl [152]	Inch [94]	18
			Jam (r) [167]	RonBow (r) [99]	18
			Jam (r) [167]	Orange Crush (r) [102]	18

INDIVIDUAL PLAYER STATS
Slammer	Score	Birds	Eagles	Dogs	Bones	Skins	Bones	Record	Points
UpnDown (r)	81	3	0	1	25	1	14	3-0-0	6
Clang	79	1	0	0	0	0	0	3-0-0	6
Cuba	80	0	0	0	0	0	0	3-0-0	6
RonBow (r)	96	0	0	1	25	0	0	2-0-1	5
Jam (r)	95	1	0	1	25	0	0	1-0-2	4
Lil Muffin	70	3	1	0	0	2	28	2-0-0	4
Steel Crazy (r)	87	3	0	0	0	1	14	2-1-0	4
ShortStack	80	0	0	0	0	0	0	2-0-0	4
IronMaiden	85	0	0	0	0	0	0	2-1-0	4
Inch	89	1	0	0	0	1	14	1-1-1	3
Orange Crush (r)	93	1	0	0	0	0	0	1-1-1	3
ZenGirl	93	2	0	0	0	0	0	1-1-1	3
Pepilepu	92	1	0	0	0	0	0	1-2-0	2
Gator	92	0	0	0	0	0	0	1-2-0	2
Tesla (r)	99	0	0	1	25	0	0	0-3-0	0
Ace	91	3	0	0	0	2	28	0-3-0	0
Pipeline	86	1	0	0	0	0	0	0-2-0	0
Smallpak	89	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-2-0	0
PizzaMan	95	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-3-0	0
Pearls	98	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-3-0	0

SKINS
HOLE	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	OUT	10	11	12	13	14	15	16	17	18	IN	TOTAL	SKINS
PAR	4	4	4	4	5	3	4	3	4	35	3	4	3	4	5	4	4	4	5	36	71
Lil Muffin	6	4	4	4	3	3	6	3	4	37	3	4	3	4	4	4	3	4	4	33	70	2
Ace	3	3	4	6	4	4	5	4	5	38	5	7	4	6	5	8	5	5	8	53	91	2
UpnDown (r)	5	5	5	5	5	4	5	2	6	42	3	5	4	5	5	4	6	3	4	39	81	1
Steel Crazy (r)	6	4	4	7	4	4	3	4	5	41	4	7	3	3	5	5	5	6	8	46	87	1
Inch	5	5	3	6	5	4	5	4	5	42	5	5	3	5	5	6	5	6	7	47	89	1
Clang	4	4	6	4	5	4	5	3	4	39	4	4	3	4	4	6	5	4	6	40	79	0
ShortStack	4	5	5	4	5	3	4	3	4	37	4	4	3	5	6	5	6	4	6	43	80	0
Cuba	4	4	5	5	5	3	5	3	6	40	3	4	3	4	8	4	4	5	5	40	80	0
IronMaiden	5	5	4	7	7	4	4	3	6	45	5	4	3	5	5	5	4	4	5	40	85	0
Pipeline	6	5	5	5	8	3	4	3	4	43	5	4	4	3	6	5	6	4	6	43	86	0
Smallpak	5	5	5	6	6	3	5	4	5	44	4	5	3	5	7	5	5	5	6	45	89	0
Gator	5	6	4	5	7	5	4	4	5	45	4	5	3	5	7	6	5	6	6	47	92	0
Pepilepu	6	4	4	6	5	5	5	4	5	44	6	6	5	5	4	6	5	5	6	48	92	0
Orange Crush (r)	6	5	4	5	4	4	5	4	6	43	5	7	4	6	6	5	6	4	7	50	93	0
ZenGirl	6	8	4	7	4	3	5	2	7	46	3	6	5	5	8	5	4	5	6	47	93	0
Jam (r)	7	5	5	7	8	4	5	3	5	49	4	5	3	5	4	6	6	5	8	46	95	0
PizzaMan	8	7	5	5	6	5	4	4	7	51	3	5	4	6	5	5	4	6	6	44	95	0
RonBow (r)	5	8	6	8	6	3	5	3	6	50	3	6	3	5	6	6	5	5	7	46	96	0
Pearls	7	5	5	6	5	3	5	4	7	47	4	7	4	5	7	5	6	6	7	51	98	0
Tesla (r)	6	7	4	8	6	3	6	3	6	49	3	7	4	5	6	6	6	7	6	50	99	0
TOTAL	1	1	1	0	1	0	1	0	0		0	0	0	0	0	0	1	1	0			7
Legend	E	Eagle or Better						B	Birdie		P	Par		G	Bogey or Greater					C	Cut-off birdie

PLAYER MATCHES
HOLE	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	10	11	12	13	14	15	16	17	18
		AS	1U	1U	2U	2U	1U	1U	1U	2U	2U	2U	3U	4U	5U	-	-	-
	6	4	4	4	3	3	6	3	4	3	4	3	4	4	4	-	-	-
	4	5	5	4	5	3	4	3	4	4	4	3	5	6	5	-	-	-
	1U	AS														-	-	-
RESULT: Lil Muffin wins 5 and 3 Start match at hole:

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