The Slammer Tour: Event Summary

Notables

TC MATCH OPEN DIVISION FINAL: Woodsy defeats Malone (15th hole)
TC MATCH SENIOR DIVISION FINAL: Cuba defeats Kadaver (15th hole)
Special Oh So Close To Being A Star : Burnsy was the 4th Slammer today going undefeated (3-0) with a dog.
Best Dressed Slammer (male): Papa Malone wearing Purple on Purple with Purple socks to match
Best Dressed Slammer (female): Pearls wore all purple and accented this with purple nailpolish. Papa did not.
Gator overbought during a Costco binge so provided cherry flavoured Koolaid drink enhancer for the first 2 stars.
Woodsy, the second star, passed his on to the third star by leaving it behind.
The course conditions were unanimously declared as outstanding!
Black is not a Slammer Tour colour.
Gary Player has no Slammerwear.
Thank you Papa Malone for undertaking the Culligan Doggie duties and distributing the dogs to Woodsy, Cuba and Burnsy.
Thanks Lucky for charting the Dynamic Physio skins and accurately awarding them to Woodsy, Supersy, Hambolo and Birdman.

Quotables

Good Good ? Good Good Good Good. Malone have you always been a stutterer ?
Pop Up Malone.
Congratulations.
What a time to make that swing!
You can get up and down from there but I won't promise to 3 putt.
We like spending time together and are getting married in May-----Woodsy.
How did he get my challenge ?

Thu Sep 18, 2014

Summary
Fifteen Slammers ventured to Carleton Golf and Yacht Club in 12 degree sunny warmth to golf and enjoy the fellowship of convivial like minded players. Wonderful !

Stars
	Supersy
	Our first star finally, finally beat an A class player and had such a huge smile after the round! He was 2-0 in his matches, had 2 birdies, a dog, scored well under his Slammer median and vaulted into #45 in the Slammerrankings.
	Woodsy
	Our second star was 3-0 with a dog, a skin, a TC match open division championship, 3 birdies, and a score well below his median. He is looking forward to marrying his soul mate and being like Lucky.
	Lucky
	Our third star was 3-0 in a very competitive group, and is a fan of the 3 Stooges. He upset Birdman while fending off strong challenges by Pearls and Gator. He also enjoys shopping with his wife, when not golfing.

Onsite Coordinator

Cuba

Stats

Attendance: 15
Scoring Average: 87
Birdie Average: 0.87
Course Rating: 9
Best aspects of course: This course is continually being improved in subtle ways such as tree planting to better shape a hole and verticutting for aeration, minimally affecting play.

Kids

The Kids earned $18

Event Fees

ST Member: $65
EG Member: $55
EG Unl. Member: $45

UPSETS			DEFENCES
Challenger	Defender	Hole	Challenger	Defender	Hole
Burnsy [A53]	Clang [A8]	14	Hambolo [B73]	Burnsy [A53]	14
Cuba [A3]	Malone [O2]	15	Clang [A8]	DeeJay [B5]	14
Woodsy [A5]	Malone [O2]	15	KaDaver [A34]	Woodsy [A5]	14
Woodsy [A5]	Cuba [A3]	16	Pearls [C19]	Lucky [A25]	15
Supersy [C16]	Sunny [B20]	18	Gator [B44]	Lucky [A25]	15
Hambolo [B73]	Clang [A8]	18	Hambolo [B73]	DeeJay [B5]	15
Gator [B44]	Birdman [B25]	18	KaDaver [A34]	Cuba [A3]	15
Pearls [C19]	Birdman [B25]	18	Birdman [B25]	Lucky [A25]	15
			Papa Malone [C21]	Sunny [B20]	16
			Papa Malone [C21]	Supersy [C16]	16
			Pearls [C19]	Gator [B44]	16
			KaDaver [A34]	Malone [O2]	17
			DeeJay [B5]	Burnsy [A53]	17

INDIVIDUAL PLAYER STATS
Slammer	Score	Birds	Eagles	Dogs	Bones	Skins	Bones	Record	Points
Woodsy	72	3	0	1	25	1	17	3-0-0	6
Burnsy	79	1	0	1	25	0	0	3-0-0	6
Lucky	92	0	0	0	0	0	0	3-0-0	6
Cuba	78	1	0	1	25	0	0	2-1-0	4
Supersy	91	2	0	0	0	1	17	2-0-0	4
DeeJay	84	0	0	0	0	0	0	2-1-0	4
Gator	94	0	0	0	0	0	0	2-1-0	4
Hambolo	87	3	0	0	0	1	17	1-2-0	2
Malone	79	2	0	0	0	0	0	1-2-0	2
Pearls	92	0	0	0	0	0	0	1-2-0	2
Sunny	92	0	0	0	0	0	0	1-1-0	2
Birdman	93	1	0	0	0	1	17	0-3-0	0
KaDaver	85	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-3-0	0
Clang	90	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-3-0	0
Papa Malone	99	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-2-0	0

SKINS
HOLE	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	OUT	10	11	12	13	14	15	16	17	18	IN	TOTAL	SKINS
PAR	4	4	4	4	5	3	4	3	4	35	3	4	3	4	5	4	4	4	5	36	71
Woodsy	3	4	5	5	4	3	4	4	4	36	3	4	3	4	5	4	4	5	4	36	72	1
Hambolo	6	6	5	5	4	5	5	3	7	46	3	6	4	3	4	7	5	4	5	41	87	1
Supersy	5	6	3	4	4	4	5	3	5	39	4	8	5	4	8	8	5	5	5	52	91	1
Birdman	6	7	5	6	6	4	5	5	6	50	4	5	4	4	5	6	3	4	8	43	93	1
Cuba	5	5	4	6	4	3	4	3	4	38	3	5	3	5	5	4	5	4	6	40	78	0
Malone	5	4	5	4	4	4	4	3	5	38	4	6	4	4	5	6	4	4	4	41	79	0
Burnsy	5	5	4	4	5	3	5	3	6	40	3	5	4	4	4	5	5	4	5	39	79	0
DeeJay	5	4	4	6	6	4	4	3	5	41	3	5	3	5	5	5	5	5	7	43	84	0
KaDaver	5	6	4	5	6	4	5	3	4	42	3	4	4	4	6	5	5	6	6	43	85	0
Clang	6	5	5	4	5	5	6	3	6	45	4	6	3	4	7	5	4	6	6	45	90	0
Lucky	5	4	6	4	5	3	4	4	5	40	4	6	4	5	7	5	7	6	8	52	92	0
Sunny	7	5	5	6	5	3	5	3	4	43	6	5	5	5	8	5	4	5	6	49	92	0
Gator	5	5	7	4	5	4	6	3	5	44	4	8	6	5	5	6	5	4	7	50	94	0
Papa Malone	6	5	6	5	7	4	6	3	5	47	5	6	4	5	5	7	6	6	8	52	99	0
TOTAL	1	0	1	0	0	0	0	0	0		0	0	0	1	0	0	1	0	0			4
Legend	E	Eagle or Better						B	Birdie		P	Par		G	Bogey or Greater					C	Cut-off birdie

PLAYER MATCHES
HOLE	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	10	11	12	13	14	15	16	17	18
	1U	2U	1U	1U	2U	3U	4U	3U	3U	3U	3U	4U	4U	5U	-	-	-	-
	3	4	5	5	4	3	4	4	4	3	4	3	4	5	-	-	-	-
	5	6	4	5	6	4	5	3	4	3	4	4	4	6	-	-	-	-
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RESULT: Woodsy wins 5 and 4 Start match at hole:

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