The Slammer Tour: Event Summary

Notables

Flyer ousts Aggy in TCB. Congrats.
Third hole must be tough. Not a par in the 20-person pack and no doggie: Some of these holes are good!
Cuba arrived the first tee exactly on time -- again. Where does that guy hide? He misses out on much mirth and frivolity.
Fingz arrived on the first tee AFTER his playing partners had teed off. That is cutting it close. He made bogey on the hole.
Cuba has new plastic Puma shoes. They look great, but squeak too much. It is the price of high fashion.
Kricket was dressed all in white like a proper cricket batsman. Someone needs to get this man a white hat though.

Quotables

If Shorty needed a new nickname, I would suggest "Alexander Keith" for the obvious reason that he single-handedly keeps the brewery alive.
Mona gave us bag tags: I am going to Myrtle next time!
I need a meat stick.

Sat Aug 30, 2014

Summary
20 Slammers enjoyed a great weather day at the Canadian. Always a good day here. Thanks to Iron Maiden for the Skins report and Shorty for doing the dogs.; Honourable mentions to Smitty and Cuba, who won 3 matches each, but were shockingly ignored by the OC in the stars.; Note to self: You have been TOO "funny" when you congratulate Pizzaman for beating his wife. HE BEAT HER AT GOLF, PEOPLE!

Stars
	PizzaMan
	Pizza delivered again! 3 wins. 3 birds with a skin and a dog. Six strokes below his scoring med. Now, back to school and say hi to the students for us.
	Flyer
	Flying high with 3 wins, including a TCB win over Aggy. Might be fun to watch this Flyer fan play in a match with Bruins fans, Fingz and McGee or the many Habs fans on Tour. We have a few Sens boosters too, like the OC and Grumpy!
	Grumpy
	Colourful and adorably loquacious despite not running at 100% on the Grump-o-meter recently, he wins all 3 matches in what the OC deems the marquee match. (Perk of OC-ing)

Onsite Coordinator

Sunny

Stats

Attendance: 20
Scoring Average: 93
Birdie Average: 0.65
Course Rating: 8
Best aspects of course: Practice facility and 19th remain highlights.

Kids

The Kids earned $33

Event Fees

ST Member: $49
EG Member: $42
EG Unl. Member: $35

UPSETS			DEFENCES
Challenger	Defender	Hole	Challenger	Defender	Hole
Grumpy [D5]	Big Guy [D2]	12	PuraVida [C149]	Cuba [A7]	11
Grumpy [D5]	Knickers [C2]	14	PuraVida [C149]	Irons [A27]	11
Stymie [B40]	The Game [B11]	17	PuraVida [C149]	Sunny [B9]	12
Grumpy [D5]	Kricket [B47]	18	Big Guy [D2]	Kricket [B47]	13
Stymie [B40]	IronMaiden [A19]	18	Chadderbox [A56]	Smitty [A13]	14
The Game [B11]	IronMaiden [A19]	18	Sunny [B9]	Irons [A27]	15
			IronMaiden [A19]	PizzaMan [A18]	15
			Big Guy [D2]	Knickers [C2]	15
			Rulz [A26]	Smitty [A13]	16
			chill [B15]	Smitty [A13]	16
			Stymie [B40]	PizzaMan [A18]	16
			Toli (r) [C225]	Flyer [B13]	16
			Chadderbox [A56]	Rulz [A26]	17
			The Game [B11]	PizzaMan [A18]	17
			Toli (r) [C225]	Aggy [B48]	17
			Sunny [B9]	Cuba [A7]	17
			FingZ (r) [B46]	Flyer [B13]	17
			Aggy [B48]	Flyer [B13]	17
			Irons [A27]	Cuba [A7]	18
			Chadderbox [A56]	chill [B15]	18
			chill [B15]	Rulz [A26]	18
			Kricket [B47]	Knickers [C2]	18
			Aggy [B48]	FingZ (r) [B46]	18
			Toli (r) [C225]	FingZ (r) [B46]	18

INDIVIDUAL PLAYER STATS
Slammer	Score	Birds	Eagles	Dogs	Bones	Skins	Bones	Record	Points
PizzaMan	83	3	0	1	33	1	22	3-0-0	6
Smitty	80	1	0	0	0	0	0	3-0-0	6
Cuba	81	1	0	0	0	0	0	3-0-0	6
Flyer	87	0	0	0	0	0	0	3-0-0	6
Grumpy	101	0	0	0	0	0	0	3-0-0	6
Rulz	86	2	0	0	0	1	22	2-1-0	4
Stymie	87	2	0	0	0	0	0	2-1-0	4
Irons	91	0	0	0	0	0	0	2-1-0	4
Kricket	103	0	0	1	33	0	0	1-1-1	3
Aggy	93	0	0	0	0	0	0	1-1-1	3
Knickers	100	0	0	0	0	0	0	1-1-1	3
The Game	91	1	0	1	33	1	22	1-2-0	2
Sunny	90	2	0	0	0	1	22	1-2-0	2
FingZ (r)	93	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-1-2	2
chill	85	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-2-1	1
Chadderbox	88	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-2-1	1
Toli (r)	95	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-2-1	1
IronMaiden	89	1	0	0	0	0	0	0-3-0	0
Big Guy	112	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-3-0	0
PuraVida	121	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-3-0	0

SKINS
HOLE	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	OUT	10	11	12	13	14	15	16	17	18	IN	TOTAL	SKINS
PAR	5	4	3	4	4	4	3	5	3	35	5	4	4	4	4	4	3	5	4	37	72
PizzaMan	4	4	4	5	4	4	4	8	2	39	6	4	4	5	5	3	3	7	7	44	83	1
Rulz	5	4	4	6	5	6	6	7	5	48	5	4	5	3	4	4	4	4	5	38	86	1
Sunny	6	5	5	7	5	7	3	6	6	50	6	3	3	4	4	5	3	7	5	40	90	1
The Game	7	4	4	5	6	7	3	7	4	47	5	4	8	5	4	4	2	8	4	44	91	1
Smitty	5	5	4	6	5	5	4	5	2	41	5	4	4	5	4	4	3	5	5	39	80	0
Cuba	6	4	4	4	5	6	4	5	3	41	7	5	4	4	4	5	3	4	4	40	81	0
chill	5	5	4	4	5	5	3	5	3	39	5	5	6	5	4	6	4	6	5	46	85	0
Flyer	6	4	4	5	6	5	4	5	5	44	7	4	5	5	4	5	3	5	5	43	87	0
Stymie	8	4	4	7	4	5	4	6	3	45	5	3	6	5	5	3	5	5	5	42	87	0
Chadderbox	5	4	4	7	8	5	3	6	3	45	5	5	5	6	5	4	4	5	4	43	88	0
Irons	5	4	6	6	5	5	3	5	3	42	5	4	6	5	4	4	5	8	8	49	91	0
Aggy	6	4	4	8	5	6	5	6	5	49	6	6	5	5	4	4	3	6	5	44	93	0
FingZ (r)	6	4	4	8	7	4	6	5	4	48	7	4	5	4	4	5	4	8	4	45	93	0
Toli (r)	5	4	4	6	6	7	4	6	5	47	5	7	6	4	6	4	4	7	5	48	95	0
Knickers	8	6	5	6	6	6	4	7	3	51	6	6	6	6	6	5	3	7	4	49	100	0
Grumpy	6	5	4	8	5	5	4	8	3	48	5	6	5	6	4	6	5	8	8	53	101	0
Kricket	8	8	5	7	6	4	3	6	4	51	7	6	6	4	5	5	3	7	9	52	103	0
Big Guy	8	8	5	6	7	6	4	8	5	57	5	8	7	6	5	6	4	8	6	55	112	0
TOTAL	1	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0		0	0	1	1	0	0	1	0	0			4
Legend	E	Eagle or Better						B	Birdie		P	Par		G	Bogey or Greater					C	Cut-off birdie

PLAYER MATCHES
HOLE	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	10	11	12	13	14	15	16	17	18
	AS			AS	1U	1U	AS	1U	2U	2U	3U	4U	5U	6U	-	-	-	-
	5	5	4	6	5	5	4	5	2	5	4	4	5	4	-	-	-	-
	5	4	4	7	8	5	3	6	3	5	5	5	6	5	-	-	-	-
	AS	1U	1U	AS			AS								-	-	-	-
RESULT: Smitty wins 6 and 4 Start match at hole:

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