 Notables - LilMuffin and ShortStack defeated ToothFairy and Spud to become the 2014 'Mixed' Tour Chapmions with a dramatic 18th hole finish. Congratulations!
- Mulder played with Chef and McGoop and was undefeated!
- IronMaiden, J Money, and McGoop were also undefeated.
- Mulder's Doggie export was flawless as he handed out Culligan Doggies to ToothFairy with 2. Singles went to Danger, PizzaMan, Bookie and Big Guy at 19 bones each. FiingZ'zzz Dynamic Physio and Chiro Skins were presented to lots of Slammers. Chef took 3 while singles went to ToothFairy, Gator, McGoop, ShortStack, LilMuffin, X-Tour and TripleM at 11 bones each.
- FingZ request for a tee-box exemption because of his finger, fell on deaf ears...haha.
- 'I' carried 'her' today.
- Sunny why are you here? Gator had to leave early so I am taking his place on the 19th hole.
- Irons was also on the 19th with his son... I believe he should be nicknamed "wedge".
- Juice was presented with her hole in one pot of $540. Congratulations!
 Quotables
- Next time I putt tell me to get it to the hole, K?
- Is Danger a guy?
- Wow, I finally tied both of you on a hole
- I'm glad I gave you a match
- We can't golf but at least we are scratch drinkers
- Sorry I didn't give you yardage on that putt
- Ya, it won't rain for a while
- We can hear Grumpy...even though he is not even here
- Go Leafs Go!
- He was drunk and could not see through his glasses and he still beat me
- How in the hell did I ever beat Woodsy!
- Wow these greens are smooth
- Four birds and three of them were chip ins
- See how well you golf when your wife knows where you are !
- You waited 'til the 18th to give me a tip because you were afraid of me
- Once my sphincter gets wet I'm done
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Sat Oct 25, 2014
Summary
Though we had to deal with a few sprinkles today, it was certainly nothing that could ruffle any Slammer feathers. Because we "were all prepared for the weather", and properly layered, it was a piece of cake. There were many 3 putts today with greens running at a fluffy 2 on the stimp meter. Just kidding, but they were really slow. Everyone still had loads of fun, and Sunny and Irons even showed up on the 19.
| Stars |
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ShortStack |
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Sporting his new 'Lucky' TML hat, ShortStack was brimming with confidence as he stepped up to the first tee. He did not look back! He went on to birdie 4 holes today, but only managed to get one skin out of them. He also laid a couple of close 'cut-off' doggie balls. ToothFairy and Spud were his singles victims today, but as he drained a long birdie putt on the18th, he sealed the TC Mixed victory with L'il Muffin. Rub-a-dub-dub! |
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Gator |
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The little reptile was undefeated today. Gator birdied 2 holes today and had one of them earn him some skin-bones.Though he only managed the tie against Duke, X-Tour and the the upset over Fingz were enough to give this Slammer the nod for 2nd star. Nice! |
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Juice |
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Not too flashy today. No birds...not even any dogs, really! But, she did beat all opponents. DJD chill, and the key prize, Supersy, fell victim to Juice as she now sits at #2 on the Slammer Tour ladder. Yay! |
| | Onsite Coordinator
Stats
- Attendance: 23
- Scoring Average: 90
- Birdie Average: 0.78
- Course Rating: 7
- Best aspects of course:
Kids
Event Fees
- ST Member: $79
- EG Member: $69
- EG Unl. Member: $59
Total for The Kids
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| UPSETS |
DEFENCES |
| Challenger |
Defender |
Hole |
Challenger |
Defender |
Hole |
| TripleM (r) [84] |
Switch [79] |
13 |
Woodsy [3] |
McGoop [1] |
WDN |
| Spud [109] |
Lil Muffin [26] |
15 |
Woodsy [3] |
Chef [80] |
WDN |
| FingZ (r) [11] |
Duke [5] |
17 |
Big Guy [92] |
IronMaiden [19] |
12 |
| XTour [71] |
FingZ (r) [11] |
17 |
Supersy [2] |
Juice [9] |
13 |
| XTour [71] |
Duke [5] |
18 |
Switch [79] |
J-Money [38] |
13 |
| Gator [56] |
FingZ (r) [11] |
18 |
Big Guy [92] |
PizzaMan [20] |
14 |
|
|
|
Supersy [2] |
DJD [42] |
14 |
|
|
|
Big Guy [92] |
Bookie [57] |
16 |
|
|
|
chill [27] |
Juice [9] |
16 |
|
|
|
PizzaMan [20] |
IronMaiden [19] |
16 |
|
|
|
Bookie [57] |
IronMaiden [19] |
16 |
|
|
|
Supersy [2] |
chill [27] |
16 |
|
|
|
TripleM (r) [84] |
J-Money [38] |
16 |
|
|
|
Switch [79] |
Danger [83] |
16 |
|
|
|
Danger [83] |
J-Money [38] |
17 |
|
|
|
DJD [42] |
Juice [9] |
18 |
|
|
|
Bookie [57] |
PizzaMan [20] |
18 |
|
|
|
Chef [80] |
McGoop [1] |
18 |
|
|
|
TripleM (r) [84] |
Danger [83] |
18 |
|
|
|
DJD [42] |
chill [27] |
18 |
|
|
|
XTour [71] |
Gator [56] |
18 |
|
|
|
ToothFairy [107] |
ShortStack [66] |
18 |
|
|
|
Spud [109] |
ShortStack [66] |
18 |
|
|
|
Gator [56] |
Duke [5] |
18 |
|
|
|
ToothFairy [107] |
Lil Muffin [26] |
18 |
| INDIVIDUAL PLAYER STATS |
| Slammer |
Score |
Birds |
Eagles |
Dogs |
Bones |
Skins |
Bones |
Record |
Points |
|
J-Money |
86 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
3-0-0 |
6 |
|
Juice |
87 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
3-0-0 |
6 |
|
IronMaiden |
89 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
3-0-0 |
6 |
|
Gator |
89 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
11 |
2-0-1 |
5 |
|
McGoop |
75 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
11 |
2-0-0 |
4 |
|
ShortStack |
80 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
11 |
2-0-0 |
4 |
|
XTour |
87 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
11 |
2-1-0 |
4 |
|
chill |
93 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
2-1-0 |
4 |
|
Danger |
90 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
20 |
0 |
0 |
1-1-1 |
3 |
|
Bookie |
95 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
20 |
0 |
0 |
1-1-1 |
3 |
|
PizzaMan |
99 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
20 |
0 |
0 |
1-1-1 |
3 |
|
TripleM (r) |
88 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
11 |
1-1-1 |
3 |
|
Chef |
75 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
3 |
33 |
1-1-0 |
2 |
|
Lil Muffin |
86 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
11 |
1-1-0 |
2 |
|
Spud |
81 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1-1-0 |
2 |
|
FingZ (r) |
91 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1-2-0 |
2 |
|
DJD |
94 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1-2-0 |
2 |
|
Duke |
96 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0-2-1 |
1 |
|
ToothFairy |
84 |
2 |
0 |
2 |
40 |
1 |
11 |
0-2-0 |
0 |
|
Big Guy |
102 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
20 |
0 |
0 |
0-3-0 |
0 |
|
Switch |
97 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0-3-0 |
0 |
|
Supersy |
100 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0-3-0 |
0 |
|
Mulder (r) |
106 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0-0-0 |
0 |
|
Woodsy |
WDN |
|
|
|
|
|
|
0-2-0 |
0 |
| SKINS |
| HOLE |
1 |
2 |
3 |
4 |
5 |
6 |
7 |
8 |
9 |
OUT |
10 |
11 |
12 |
13 |
14 |
15 |
16 |
17 |
18 |
IN |
TOTAL |
SKINS |
| PAR |
4 |
5 |
3 |
5 |
3 |
4 |
4 |
3 |
5 |
36 |
5 |
4 |
3 |
4 |
5 |
3 |
5 |
3 |
4 |
36 |
72 |
|
| Chef |
5 |
5 |
4 |
5 |
3 |
4 |
5 |
4 |
4 |
39 |
5 |
4 |
3 |
3 |
5 |
3 |
4 |
4 |
5 |
36 |
75 |
3 |
| McGoop |
4 |
5 |
3 |
5 |
4 |
3 |
5 |
3 |
5 |
37 |
5 |
4 |
3 |
4 |
7 |
2 |
5 |
4 |
4 |
38 |
75 |
1 |
| ShortStack |
5 |
6 |
2 |
8 |
3 |
4 |
5 |
2 |
6 |
41 |
5 |
4 |
5 |
5 |
5 |
2 |
7 |
3 |
3 |
39 |
80 |
1 |
| ToothFairy |
4 |
5 |
2 |
6 |
4 |
6 |
8 |
3 |
5 |
43 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
4 |
7 |
4 |
6 |
3 |
5 |
41 |
84 |
1 |
| Lil Muffin |
5 |
5 |
4 |
5 |
4 |
5 |
7 |
2 |
5 |
42 |
6 |
3 |
4 |
6 |
7 |
4 |
6 |
3 |
5 |
44 |
86 |
1 |
| XTour |
5 |
6 |
5 |
4 |
5 |
5 |
5 |
4 |
5 |
44 |
7 |
6 |
4 |
4 |
5 |
4 |
5 |
3 |
5 |
43 |
87 |
1 |
| TripleM (r) |
6 |
4 |
3 |
5 |
4 |
5 |
5 |
3 |
5 |
40 |
7 |
4 |
5 |
5 |
8 |
3 |
8 |
3 |
5 |
48 |
88 |
1 |
| Gator |
4 |
8 |
3 |
8 |
2 |
6 |
6 |
4 |
5 |
46 |
7 |
5 |
5 |
4 |
4 |
3 |
8 |
3 |
4 |
43 |
89 |
1 |
| Spud |
4 |
8 |
3 |
6 |
4 |
4 |
4 |
4 |
5 |
42 |
5 |
4 |
3 |
5 |
5 |
3 |
7 |
3 |
4 |
39 |
81 |
0 |
| J-Money |
5 |
7 |
3 |
5 |
4 |
4 |
4 |
3 |
6 |
41 |
7 |
6 |
3 |
4 |
7 |
4 |
6 |
3 |
5 |
45 |
86 |
0 |
| Juice |
5 |
6 |
5 |
8 |
4 |
5 |
4 |
3 |
5 |
45 |
7 |
4 |
3 |
4 |
5 |
3 |
6 |
4 |
6 |
42 |
87 |
0 |
| IronMaiden |
5 |
8 |
3 |
6 |
4 |
6 |
4 |
3 |
6 |
45 |
8 |
4 |
3 |
4 |
6 |
5 |
6 |
3 |
5 |
44 |
89 |
0 |
| Danger |
5 |
7 |
4 |
7 |
3 |
5 |
5 |
3 |
5 |
44 |
5 |
5 |
3 |
4 |
7 |
5 |
6 |
4 |
7 |
46 |
90 |
0 |
| FingZ (r) |
6 |
6 |
4 |
5 |
3 |
5 |
6 |
3 |
5 |
43 |
6 |
5 |
4 |
5 |
6 |
5 |
8 |
4 |
5 |
48 |
91 |
0 |
| chill |
5 |
8 |
4 |
6 |
3 |
5 |
7 |
3 |
6 |
47 |
7 |
5 |
3 |
5 |
5 |
7 |
6 |
3 |
5 |
46 |
93 |
0 |
| DJD |
5 |
8 |
4 |
7 |
4 |
4 |
4 |
5 |
7 |
48 |
6 |
5 |
4 |
4 |
4 |
3 |
8 |
4 |
8 |
46 |
94 |
0 |
| Bookie |
5 |
5 |
5 |
6 |
5 |
5 |
6 |
4 |
6 |
47 |
7 |
6 |
3 |
6 |
8 |
3 |
6 |
4 |
5 |
48 |
95 |
0 |
| Duke |
4 |
7 |
5 |
8 |
4 |
5 |
4 |
3 |
5 |
45 |
6 |
5 |
3 |
6 |
8 |
5 |
7 |
4 |
7 |
51 |
96 |
0 |
| Switch |
6 |
7 |
4 |
6 |
6 |
5 |
5 |
3 |
6 |
48 |
8 |
4 |
3 |
6 |
7 |
4 |
7 |
4 |
6 |
49 |
97 |
0 |
| PizzaMan |
7 |
8 |
4 |
8 |
4 |
5 |
5 |
3 |
6 |
50 |
5 |
4 |
3 |
7 |
6 |
5 |
8 |
4 |
7 |
49 |
99 |
0 |
| Supersy |
5 |
8 |
3 |
8 |
4 |
5 |
5 |
6 |
5 |
49 |
8 |
5 |
4 |
5 |
7 |
7 |
6 |
4 |
5 |
51 |
100 |
0 |
| Big Guy |
5 |
8 |
4 |
7 |
4 |
7 |
7 |
4 |
7 |
53 |
7 |
5 |
4 |
5 |
8 |
3 |
8 |
3 |
6 |
49 |
102 |
0 |
| Mulder (r) |
6 |
8 |
5 |
6 |
6 |
5 |
7 |
6 |
7 |
56 |
8 |
6 |
4 |
5 |
6 |
5 |
8 |
4 |
4 |
50 |
106 |
0 |
| TOTAL |
0 |
1 |
0 |
1 |
1 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
|
0 |
1 |
1 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
0 |
1 |
|
|
10 |
| Legend |
E |
Eagle or Better |
B |
Birdie |
P |
Par |
G |
Bogey or Greater |
C |
Cut-off birdie |
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