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Notables

  • 2015 INDOOR TOUR CHAMPIONSHIPS (iTC): Rulz over PizzaMan (16th) - Woodsy over Pukey J (18th) - Clang over SandMan (13th), Buiscuit Oshumka over FingZ (18th) - (Swanny over XTour (default)
  • NOTABLE: Buiscuit O and FingZ go on to extra holes as their match on the 18th was still all square. Buiscuit O sinks a 42 foot bomb for birdie to win the match
  • CULLIGAN DOGGIES: Four doggies with one each to Buiscuit Oshumka (#4, 40ft), Swanny (#9, 22 inches), Portshack (#15, 10ft) and Rulz (#17, 19ft) @ 17 bones each
  • DYNAMIC PHYSIO SKINS: Five skins with two for Woodsy and one each to Swanny, Portshack and Rulz @ 14 bones a piece

Quotables

  • I need some egg rolls!
  • I wore that shirt to my wedding
  • Our paper always gets wet here ( with beer )
  • He nutted it!
  • 36 yards uphill. That's like a 10 story building!
  • How many stories is that one Blue?
Event: GOLFOMAX
Sun Jan 11, 2015
Summary
Some Slammers were visiting Cuba this week and yes it was warm and sunny and the golfing was great ! So the Slammers left behind in Ottawa decided to follow the PGA to Kapalua and partake in a little palm tree hugging in Maui. The iTCs are in full swing and today we had five matches settled. Congrats to Rulz, Swanny, Woodsy, Buiscuit Oshumka and Clang who will be moving on to the second round.

Stars
Swanny
Swanny begged me to make him first star but I guess it was warranted. Let's see. Swanny played some spectacular sim golf this evening recording four birdies and an eagle but only that eagle held up for a skin. Tough crowd. Swanny stuffed a doggie to 22 inches on the 9th beating out Dracula who thought his dog would be good as gold with his 9 footer that gave him the gimmee birdie. Swanny wins both his matches to maintain his perfect 100 percent winning average including the iTC match against XTour that will see him advance to round two in the iTCs. Congrats !
Rulz
Rulz also begged to me to give him first stardom but when you own the company, well....sometimes you have to settle for second. LOL. Rulz' first visit to the sims in 2015 and it was a great start for our Commish winning the match against SandMan and PizzaMan and going all square with Clang. Rulz recorded four birdies, one held up for the skin and he takes home a doggie on the last par three of the day. With the win over PizzaMan he will advance to the second round of the 2015 iTCs. Well done !
Onsite Coordinator
  • IronMaiden
Stats
  • Attendance: 14
  • Scoring Average: 79
  • Birdie Average: 1.64
  • Course Rating: 8.5
  • Best aspects of course: Kapalua Village
Kids
  • The Kids earned $8
Event Fees
  • ST Member: $32
  • EG Member: $26
  • EG Unl. Member: $21

UPSETS DEFENCES
Challenger Defender Hole Challenger Defender Hole
Rulz [A9] PizzaMan [A5] 16 PuraVida [Unr] IronMaiden [A1] 11
Swanny [A8] Blue [A6] 17 PuraVida [Unr] Biscuit Oshumka [C1] 11
PuraVida [Unr] FingZ [B48] 11
SandMan R (r) [B10] Clang [A3] 13
SandMan R (r) [B10] Rulz [A9] 14
ShortStack [O3] Swanny [A8] 14
SandMan R (r) [B10] PizzaMan [A5] 15
PizzaMan [A5] Clang [A3] 15
Dracula [Unr] Woodsy [A7] 15
Dracula [Unr] Pukey J [Unr] 15
Biscuit Oshumka [C1] IronMaiden [A1] 18
FingZ [B48] IronMaiden [A1] 18
Rulz [A9] Clang [A3] 18
ShortStack [O3] Blue [A6] 18
Pukey J [Unr] Woodsy [A7] 18
FingZ [B48] Biscuit Oshumka [C1] 18

INDIVIDUAL PLAYER STATS
Slammer Score Birds Eagles Dogs Bones Skins Bones Record Points
IronMaiden 76 1 0 0 0 0 0 3-0-0 6
Rulz 74 4 0 1 17 1 14 2-0-1 5
Clang 75 1 0 0 0 0 0 2-0-1 5
Swanny 72 4 1 1 17 1 14 2-0-0 4
Woodsy 73 4 0 0 0 2 28 2-0-0 4
Biscuit Oshumka 78 1 0 1 17 0 0 1-1-1 3
FingZ 77 0 0 0 0 0 0 1-1-1 3
Pukey J 75 1 0 0 0 0 0 1-1-0 2
PizzaMan 82 0 0 0 0 0 0 1-2-0 2
ShortStack 79 1 0 1 17 1 14 0-1-1 1
Blue 79 1 0 0 0 0 0 0-1-1 1
Dracula 76 4 0 0 0 0 0 0-2-0 0
SandMan R (r) 86 1 0 0 0 0 0 0-3-0 0
PuraVida 99 0 0 0 0 0 0 0-3-0 0

SKINS
HOLE 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 OUT 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 IN TOTAL SKINS
PAR 4 4 5 3 4 4 4 4 3 35 4 4 5 4 5 3 4 3 4 36 71
Woodsy 4 4 4 3 3 4 3 3 3 31 4 5 5 5 6 4 5 4 4 42 73 2
Swanny 3 5 5 4 5 4 2 5 2 35 4 5 6 3 4 3 5 3 4 37 72 1
Rulz 3 5 5 5 4 4 5 6 3 40 5 4 4 4 4 3 4 3 3 34 74 1
ShortStack 4 5 6 3 5 4 4 6 3 40 5 4 5 5 5 2 6 3 4 39 79 1
Pukey J 5 4 6 3 4 4 4 5 3 38 4 4 5 5 4 3 5 3 4 37 75 0
Clang 4 4 6 3 4 4 4 6 3 38 4 4 5 4 5 3 3 3 6 37 75 0
Dracula 5 5 4 4 4 5 5 5 2 39 4 4 6 3 5 4 3 4 4 37 76 0
IronMaiden 4 4 5 4 4 4 5 5 3 38 5 4 5 5 5 3 5 3 3 38 76 0
FingZ 4 4 6 4 4 4 4 6 3 39 4 4 5 6 5 3 4 3 4 38 77 0
Biscuit Oshumka 4 4 5 3 4 5 4 5 3 37 5 6 5 5 4 3 5 4 4 41 78 0
Blue 4 4 4 4 5 4 4 5 3 37 4 4 6 4 6 3 5 4 6 42 79 0
PizzaMan 4 5 5 4 4 4 5 4 3 38 5 8 6 4 5 3 5 4 4 44 82 0
SandMan R (r) 5 4 6 3 4 6 5 4 3 40 6 5 6 6 7 5 4 4 3 46 86 0
PuraVida 4 5 7 6 6 7 5 7 3 50 6 6 7 5 6 4 5 3 7 49 99 0
TOTAL 0 0 0 0 1 0 1 1 0 0 0 1 0 0 1 0 0 0 5
Legend E Eagle or Better B Birdie P Par G Bogey or Greater C Cut-off birdie

PLAYER MATCHES
HOLE 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18
1U 1U 2U 1U 1U 1U 2U 3U 4U 5U 4U 3U 4U 5U - - - -
3 5 5 4 5 4 2 5 2 4 5 6 3 4 - - - -
4 5 6 3 5 4 4 6 3 5 4 5 5 5 - - - -
- - - -
RESULT: Swanny wins 5 and 4 Start match at hole:
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