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Cedarhill LoGo

Notables

  • HOLE IN ONE INSURANCE: Grasshopper buys the insurance when he hears the pot is nearly 1300 bones!
  • TC C MATCH: RonBow vs BogeyMan and RonBow advances to the Final Four! It was a tight match as RonBow seals the deal on 18. Congrats!!
  • TC D MATCH: TwinDad vs Grumpy with TwinDad taking out Grumpy. TwinDad moves to the Final Four! Nicccccccccce!
  • ALSO UNDEFEATED: was Lucky who went 2-0-1 with a bird, Steel Crazy going 1-0-2 with 2 birdies and KidsClub with a 3-0-0 record. Great job, guys!!
  • THANKS: to Grasshopper for handling Doggie Master duties and Lucky for being the Skins Master. Excellent job the both of you! And MANY THANKS!
  • NOTABLE: RonBow is on a hot streak as he wins his TC C MATCH, scores a dog, shoots well below his median and carries over his performance from Canadian where he was 1st star. Keep up the great ball striking!!
  • REAL FANS SKINS: 6 skins today day all won with birdies. Winners are Clang (with 2), Wins, Guinnes, Gru, and Pepilepu. Well done gentlemen!!
  • CULLIGAN DOGS: Only 3 puppies taken home each worth 33 bones. Winners are Wins (#5 @12ft), Clang (#14 @15ft), and RonBow (#15 @40)!! Excellent!!

Quotables

  • He's just like Grumpy....but is he an adjective or a noun?!!
  • Who dresses you?!!
  • Our foursome shot 419 and she didn't even reach a 100!!
  • Bonzai, Bonzai!!
  • BEER IS GOOD!!
  • Hold the pole....be a dancer!!
  • He is the most comical guy on Tour but it is all accidental!!
  • I told her how to play....did you give her your one liners!!
  • To Lucky...that was a Lucky shot!!
  • And I thought the drive was the hardest shot on this hole!!
  • How ya playing?.....like my Slammer name cause I'm stinking up the place!!
  • Should have started drinking sooner!!
  • The difference between a good putt and a bad putt is the 10 inches between your ears!!
  • Its not always about you!!
  • Yea, that B Slammer is playing this week and yes watch him, he mostly challenges C and D players...bagger!!
  • I alway pay for my beer upon being served since I don't want to forget to pay...Oh I better go pay!!
Event: Cedarhill
Sun Jul 26, 2015
Summary
Yes sirree it was a hot one today as the temperature climbed to the high of 30. We are deep into the mid-summer weather which is great as long as we get evening rain the day before to make the course conditions outstanding. And today CedarHill was with tricky, tricky greens running true and cropped to run. Lots of 3 putt bones as the many pin placements were on slopes. We all had fun playing this course in such great condition, enjoying Slamming, the golf, the bantering and the 19th hole. The 19th hole was in the air conditioned clubhouse just so we could watch the results of the Canadian Open unfold. Thanks for a great event my fellow Slammers.

Stars
Clang
He was just on time today. As he arrives his group is on the tee box ready to start. This doesn't faze him, without a warmup, Clang procedes to par #1 and moves on to go undefeated today. Yes he has a couple of birdies, a couple of skins and a doggie. Is he big boned? No sirree but Clang is the big bones winner today as he takes home 75 bones. Congratulations to our 1st star, Clang!!
Orange Crush
A lot of smack talk going with this foursome. But as the only Slammette in the event she must uphold the golfing honour of the fairer sex. And she does as OrangeCrush smacks down her three male opponents by taking out Grumpy and Cracker on the 13th and outlasting a late charge from TwinDad to go undefeated. A perfect 3 and 0 record capped off with a birdie to boot. OrangeCrush shoots a nice C score. Excellent performance!!
Wins
Our 3rd star has been absent from the tour for 3 years and decides to return. He plays with a C/D group and goes undefeated. He has a birdie, a skin and a dog! Nice to see you back and congrats!!
Onsite Coordinator
  • KidsClub
Stats
  • Attendance: 20
  • Scoring Average: 95
  • Birdie Average: 0.65
  • Course Rating: 8.5
  • Best aspects of course: Greens were fast and tricky.
Kids
  • The Kids earned $28
Event Fees
  • ST Member: $47
  • EG Member: $40
  • EG Unl. Member: $35

UPSETS DEFENCES
Challenger Defender Hole Challenger Defender Hole
TwinDad [C38] Cracker (r) [B79] 14 Bookie [C25] Lucky [B17] 11
Wins [B172] Vinnie [B58] 15 Grasshopper [B183] Wins [B172] 11
X-Man [B53] Pepilepu [A21] 16 Grasshopper [B183] Vinnie [B58] 12
KidsClub [C5] Pepilepu [A21] 16 Bookie [C25] Steel Crazy [B7] 12
Bobo [B80] Pepilepu [A21] 17 Grumpy [D5] TwinDad [C38] 13
BogeyMan [C6] T-bird [A11] 17 Bookie [C25] Gru [B9] 13
Lucky [B17] Gru [B9] 17 Cracker (r) [B79] Orange Crush [D2] 13
Grumpy [D5] Orange Crush [D2] 13
Guinness [D3] Wins [B172] 14
Bobo [B80] X-Man [B53] 14
Grasshopper [B183] Guinness [D3] 15
Bobo [B80] KidsClub [C5] 16
X-Man [B53] KidsClub [C5] 17
Cracker (r) [B79] Grumpy [D5] 17
RonBow [B32] Clang [A4] 17
Guinness [D3] Vinnie [B58] 17
T-bird [A11] Clang [A4] 18
BogeyMan [C6] Clang [A4] 18
RonBow [B32] T-bird [A11] 18
BogeyMan [C6] RonBow [B32] 18
Gru [B9] Steel Crazy [B7] 18
Lucky [B17] Steel Crazy [B7] 18
TwinDad [C38] Orange Crush [D2] 18

INDIVIDUAL PLAYER STATS
Slammer Score Birds Eagles Dogs Bones Skins Bones Record Points
Wins 83 1 0 1 33 1 16 3-0-0 6
KidsClub 92 0 0 0 0 0 0 3-0-0 6
Orange Crush 97 1 0 0 0 0 0 3-0-0 6
Clang 82 2 0 1 33 2 32 2-0-1 5
Lucky 84 1 0 0 0 0 0 2-0-1 5
Steel Crazy 84 2 0 0 0 0 0 1-0-2 4
X-Man 93 0 0 0 0 0 0 2-1-0 4
Vinnie 94 1 0 0 0 0 0 2-1-0 4
TwinDad 100 0 0 0 0 0 0 2-1-0 4
RonBow 86 0 0 1 33 0 0 1-1-1 3
Gru 85 1 0 0 0 1 16 1-1-1 3
Guinness 100 1 0 0 0 1 16 1-2-0 2
T-bird 86 1 0 0 0 0 0 0-1-2 2
BogeyMan 87 1 0 0 0 0 0 1-2-0 2
Bobo 96 0 0 0 0 0 0 1-2-0 2
Grumpy 108 0 0 0 0 0 0 1-2-0 2
Pepilepu 106 1 0 0 0 1 16 0-3-0 0
Bookie 106 0 0 0 0 0 0 0-3-0 0
Grasshopper 110 0 0 0 0 0 0 0-3-0 0
Cracker (r) 114 0 0 0 0 0 0 0-3-0 0

SKINS
HOLE 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 OUT 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 IN TOTAL SKINS
PAR 4 4 5 4 3 4 4 4 3 35 4 4 4 4 3 3 4 5 4 35 70
Clang 4 6 5 3 5 4 6 3 4 40 6 4 5 4 3 5 5 5 5 42 82 2
Wins 6 5 6 5 2 5 4 4 4 41 5 4 4 5 4 5 4 6 5 42 83 1
Gru 6 6 5 6 4 5 4 5 5 46 6 4 3 4 4 4 5 5 4 39 85 1
Guinness 8 6 4 5 6 6 7 6 4 52 4 4 4 6 6 5 6 7 6 48 100 1
Pepilepu 6 8 6 6 5 5 5 6 5 52 8 3 4 4 5 8 8 7 7 54 106 1
Steel Crazy 4 5 5 5 5 3 6 5 3 41 5 5 4 5 3 5 7 4 5 43 84 0
Lucky 4 4 6 6 4 3 6 5 3 41 4 6 6 4 3 4 5 5 6 43 84 0
RonBow 7 4 5 4 4 6 5 5 5 45 5 4 5 5 4 3 4 6 5 41 86 0
T-bird 5 5 5 6 3 6 6 5 5 46 5 4 4 3 3 4 6 7 4 40 86 0
BogeyMan 6 4 6 5 3 7 5 5 4 45 4 5 4 3 5 4 5 6 6 42 87 0
KidsClub 5 8 7 5 3 6 5 5 5 49 6 4 5 4 3 4 5 6 6 43 92 0
X-Man 5 5 6 7 4 4 5 7 5 48 4 5 5 4 4 6 5 6 6 45 93 0
Vinnie 6 6 7 5 5 3 5 7 4 48 5 6 4 5 3 5 8 5 5 46 94 0
Bobo 6 4 6 8 4 5 6 5 3 47 5 6 5 5 5 4 7 6 6 49 96 0
Orange Crush 5 6 7 6 5 6 6 6 4 51 6 6 5 5 4 5 6 4 5 46 97 0
TwinDad 5 6 6 5 7 5 4 4 7 49 6 7 5 5 4 5 8 5 6 51 100 0
Bookie 6 6 7 7 4 5 5 7 4 51 8 7 5 6 4 5 8 7 5 55 106 0
Grumpy 6 8 7 7 4 7 7 7 4 57 7 4 8 7 5 3 5 6 6 51 108 0
Grasshopper 6 6 8 7 5 7 8 8 4 59 6 6 6 5 4 5 6 8 5 51 110 0
Cracker (r) 5 7 7 8 6 8 5 7 4 57 7 6 7 5 7 3 8 8 6 57 114 0
TOTAL 0 0 1 1 1 0 0 1 0 0 1 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 6
Legend E Eagle or Better B Birdie P Par G Bogey or Greater C Cut-off birdie

PLAYER MATCHES
HOLE 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18
1U AS AS 1U AS 1U AS 1U 2U 1U 1U 1U 2U 3U 2U 1U 2U -
4 6 5 3 5 4 6 3 4 6 4 5 4 3 5 5 5 -
7 4 5 4 4 6 5 5 5 5 4 5 5 4 3 4 6 -
AS AS AS AS -
RESULT: Clang wins 2 and 1 Start match at hole:
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