The Slammer Tour: Event Summary

Notables

HOLE IN ONE INSURANCE: Grasshopper buys the insurance when he hears the pot is nearly 1300 bones!
TC C MATCH: RonBow vs BogeyMan and RonBow advances to the Final Four! It was a tight match as RonBow seals the deal on 18. Congrats!!
TC D MATCH: TwinDad vs Grumpy with TwinDad taking out Grumpy. TwinDad moves to the Final Four! Nicccccccccce!
ALSO UNDEFEATED: was Lucky who went 2-0-1 with a bird, Steel Crazy going 1-0-2 with 2 birdies and KidsClub with a 3-0-0 record. Great job, guys!!
THANKS: to Grasshopper for handling Doggie Master duties and Lucky for being the Skins Master. Excellent job the both of you! And MANY THANKS!
NOTABLE: RonBow is on a hot streak as he wins his TC C MATCH, scores a dog, shoots well below his median and carries over his performance from Canadian where he was 1st star. Keep up the great ball striking!!
REAL FANS SKINS: 6 skins today day all won with birdies. Winners are Clang (with 2), Wins, Guinnes, Gru, and Pepilepu. Well done gentlemen!!
CULLIGAN DOGS: Only 3 puppies taken home each worth 33 bones. Winners are Wins (#5 @12ft), Clang (#14 @15ft), and RonBow (#15 @40)!! Excellent!!

Quotables

He's just like Grumpy....but is he an adjective or a noun?!!
Who dresses you?!!
Our foursome shot 419 and she didn't even reach a 100!!
Bonzai, Bonzai!!
BEER IS GOOD!!
Hold the pole....be a dancer!!
He is the most comical guy on Tour but it is all accidental!!
I told her how to play....did you give her your one liners!!
To Lucky...that was a Lucky shot!!
And I thought the drive was the hardest shot on this hole!!
How ya playing?.....like my Slammer name cause I'm stinking up the place!!
Should have started drinking sooner!!
The difference between a good putt and a bad putt is the 10 inches between your ears!!
Its not always about you!!
Yea, that B Slammer is playing this week and yes watch him, he mostly challenges C and D players...bagger!!
I alway pay for my beer upon being served since I don't want to forget to pay...Oh I better go pay!!

Sun Jul 26, 2015

Summary
Yes sirree it was a hot one today as the temperature climbed to the high of 30. We are deep into the mid-summer weather which is great as long as we get evening rain the day before to make the course conditions outstanding. And today CedarHill was with tricky, tricky greens running true and cropped to run. Lots of 3 putt bones as the many pin placements were on slopes. We all had fun playing this course in such great condition, enjoying Slamming, the golf, the bantering and the 19th hole. The 19th hole was in the air conditioned clubhouse just so we could watch the results of the Canadian Open unfold. Thanks for a great event my fellow Slammers.

Stars
	Clang
	He was just on time today. As he arrives his group is on the tee box ready to start. This doesn't faze him, without a warmup, Clang procedes to par #1 and moves on to go undefeated today. Yes he has a couple of birdies, a couple of skins and a doggie. Is he big boned? No sirree but Clang is the big bones winner today as he takes home 75 bones. Congratulations to our 1st star, Clang!!
	Orange Crush
	A lot of smack talk going with this foursome. But as the only Slammette in the event she must uphold the golfing honour of the fairer sex. And she does as OrangeCrush smacks down her three male opponents by taking out Grumpy and Cracker on the 13th and outlasting a late charge from TwinDad to go undefeated. A perfect 3 and 0 record capped off with a birdie to boot. OrangeCrush shoots a nice C score. Excellent performance!!
	Wins
	Our 3rd star has been absent from the tour for 3 years and decides to return. He plays with a C/D group and goes undefeated. He has a birdie, a skin and a dog! Nice to see you back and congrats!!

Onsite Coordinator

KidsClub

Stats

Attendance: 20
Scoring Average: 95
Birdie Average: 0.65
Course Rating: 8.5
Best aspects of course: Greens were fast and tricky.

Kids

The Kids earned $28

Event Fees

ST Member: $47
EG Member: $40
EG Unl. Member: $35

UPSETS			DEFENCES
Challenger	Defender	Hole	Challenger	Defender	Hole
TwinDad [C39]	Cracker (r) [B79]	14	Bookie [C25]	Lucky [A23]	11
Wins [B171]	Vinnie [B58]	15	Grasshopper [B182]	Wins [B171]	11
X-Man [B52]	Pepilepu [A24]	16	Grasshopper [B182]	Vinnie [B58]	12
KidsClub [C5]	Pepilepu [A24]	16	Bookie [C25]	Steel Crazy [B7]	12
Bobo [B80]	Pepilepu [A24]	17	Grumpy [D5]	TwinDad [C39]	13
BogeyMan [C6]	T-bird [A12]	17	Bookie [C25]	Gru [B9]	13
			Cracker (r) [B79]	Orange Crush [D2]	13
			Grumpy [D5]	Orange Crush [D2]	13
			Guinness [D3]	Wins [B171]	14
			Bobo [B80]	X-Man [B52]	14
			Grasshopper [B182]	Guinness [D3]	15
			Bobo [B80]	KidsClub [C5]	16
			X-Man [B52]	KidsClub [C5]	17
			Cracker (r) [B79]	Grumpy [D5]	17
			RonBow [B31]	Clang [A4]	17
			Guinness [D3]	Vinnie [B58]	17
			Gru [B9]	Lucky [A23]	17
			T-bird [A12]	Clang [A4]	18
			BogeyMan [C6]	Clang [A4]	18
			RonBow [B31]	T-bird [A12]	18
			BogeyMan [C6]	RonBow [B31]	18
			Gru [B9]	Steel Crazy [B7]	18
			Lucky [A23]	Steel Crazy [B7]	18
			TwinDad [C39]	Orange Crush [D2]	18

INDIVIDUAL PLAYER STATS
Slammer	Score	Birds	Eagles	Dogs	Bones	Skins	Bones	Record	Points
Wins	83	1	0	1	33	1	16	3-0-0	6
KidsClub	92	0	0	0	0	0	0	3-0-0	6
Orange Crush	97	1	0	0	0	0	0	3-0-0	6
Clang	82	2	0	1	33	2	32	2-0-1	5
Lucky	84	1	0	0	0	0	0	2-0-1	5
Steel Crazy	84	2	0	0	0	0	0	1-0-2	4
X-Man	93	0	0	0	0	0	0	2-1-0	4
Vinnie	94	1	0	0	0	0	0	2-1-0	4
TwinDad	100	0	0	0	0	0	0	2-1-0	4
RonBow	86	0	0	1	33	0	0	1-1-1	3
Gru	85	1	0	0	0	1	16	1-1-1	3
Guinness	100	1	0	0	0	1	16	1-2-0	2
T-bird	86	1	0	0	0	0	0	0-1-2	2
BogeyMan	87	1	0	0	0	0	0	1-2-0	2
Bobo	96	0	0	0	0	0	0	1-2-0	2
Grumpy	108	0	0	0	0	0	0	1-2-0	2
Pepilepu	106	1	0	0	0	1	16	0-3-0	0
Bookie	106	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-3-0	0
Grasshopper	110	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-3-0	0
Cracker (r)	114	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-3-0	0

SKINS
HOLE	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	OUT	10	11	12	13	14	15	16	17	18	IN	TOTAL	SKINS
PAR	4	4	5	4	3	4	4	4	3	35	4	4	4	4	3	3	4	5	4	35	70
Clang	4	6	5	3	5	4	6	3	4	40	6	4	5	4	3	5	5	5	5	42	82	2
Wins	6	5	6	5	2	5	4	4	4	41	5	4	4	5	4	5	4	6	5	42	83	1
Gru	6	6	5	6	4	5	4	5	5	46	6	4	3	4	4	4	5	5	4	39	85	1
Guinness	8	6	4	5	6	6	7	6	4	52	4	4	4	6	6	5	6	7	6	48	100	1
Pepilepu	6	8	6	6	5	5	5	6	5	52	8	3	4	4	5	8	8	7	7	54	106	1
Steel Crazy	4	5	5	5	5	3	6	5	3	41	5	5	4	5	3	5	7	4	5	43	84	0
Lucky	4	4	6	6	4	3	6	5	3	41	4	6	6	4	3	4	5	5	6	43	84	0
RonBow	7	4	5	4	4	6	5	5	5	45	5	4	5	5	4	3	4	6	5	41	86	0
T-bird	5	5	5	6	3	6	6	5	5	46	5	4	4	3	3	4	6	7	4	40	86	0
BogeyMan	6	4	6	5	3	7	5	5	4	45	4	5	4	3	5	4	5	6	6	42	87	0
KidsClub	5	8	7	5	3	6	5	5	5	49	6	4	5	4	3	4	5	6	6	43	92	0
X-Man	5	5	6	7	4	4	5	7	5	48	4	5	5	4	4	6	5	6	6	45	93	0
Vinnie	6	6	7	5	5	3	5	7	4	48	5	6	4	5	3	5	8	5	5	46	94	0
Bobo	6	4	6	8	4	5	6	5	3	47	5	6	5	5	5	4	7	6	6	49	96	0
Orange Crush	5	6	7	6	5	6	6	6	4	51	6	6	5	5	4	5	6	4	5	46	97	0
TwinDad	5	6	6	5	7	5	4	4	7	49	6	7	5	5	4	5	8	5	6	51	100	0
Bookie	6	6	7	7	4	5	5	7	4	51	8	7	5	6	4	5	8	7	5	55	106	0
Grumpy	6	8	7	7	4	7	7	7	4	57	7	4	8	7	5	3	5	6	6	51	108	0
Grasshopper	6	6	8	7	5	7	8	8	4	59	6	6	6	5	4	5	6	8	5	51	110	0
Cracker (r)	5	7	7	8	6	8	5	7	4	57	7	6	7	5	7	3	8	8	6	57	114	0
TOTAL	0	0	1	1	1	0	0	1	0		0	1	1	0	0	0	0	0	0			6
Legend	E	Eagle or Better						B	Birdie		P	Par		G	Bogey or Greater					C	Cut-off birdie

PLAYER MATCHES
HOLE	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	10	11	12	13	14	15	16	17	18
	1U	AS	AS	1U	AS	1U	AS	1U	2U	1U	1U	1U	2U	3U	2U	1U	2U	-
	4	6	5	3	5	4	6	3	4	6	4	5	4	3	5	5	5	-
	7	4	5	4	4	6	5	5	5	5	4	5	5	4	3	4	6	-
		AS	AS		AS		AS											-
RESULT: Clang wins 2 and 1 Start match at hole:

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