The Slammer Tour: Event Summary

Notables

TC LADIES "D" UPDATE: Orange Crush takes the win over MsDemeanor and will play in the finals for the inaugural Ladies "D" title
TC "C" UPDATE: HawkEye will advance to the finals of this division with the 7&6 win over RonBow
HOLE IN ONE POT: 1,340 bones now in the pot! It has not been claimed since Juice's ace at Brockville last October 17th
CULLIGAN DOGGIES: Thank you to HawkEye for dishing out the doggies today - Only 3 of the 4 were hit today with one each to Pepilepu (#9, 6ft), Intruder (#14, 19ft) and Bookie (#15, 9ft) @ 33 bones each!
REAL FANS SKINS: A total of four skins and pars were good enough on two of the holes today to grab a skin - The pot was shared by Flagondry, BearCat, Kricket and DeeJay and they netted each Slammer 23 bones a piece
NOTABLE: X-Man defends his 2014 title and once against claims GOLD at the Canadian Amputee games in Golf - Congrats - Way to represent!
NOTABLE: Bryce was in the house as the Cedarhill clubhouse was the venue for the first seasonal meeting of the Montgomery Legion Curling Club

Quotables

I don't need clubs to beat these guys
I have a one track mind..."Me too...but mine is not to reach the green in one...It's sex"
Mully & Scully were in our foursome
He just got inside me....The bugger!
I procured myself a bag of sticks
I have to go find myself a steak
Hot and sticky day
That was a great shot! ... for another hole
Most pink ever worn at a Slammer event
I couldn't even beat a crippled Maiden
Smell me...I smell good. It won't last long
Nice shot, that was artistically curved
I meant to show you my girls
You break their window you will have to marry their daughter..."That will be a very nice dowry"
Hey BearCat, we are golfing, not fishing!
He is just getting some drinking water
You're not listening to me!! Are we married ?

Sat Aug 15, 2015

Summary
A fantastic day at Cedarhill and a true B-C-D event with not a single player off the blues. The weather was quite hot and the air felt heavy but the forecasted rain and potential storms never materialized. These Slammers had the luck that the Slammers from yesterday's rained out event at Falcon Ridge missed out on. Only 6 holes were played at yesterday's event that took place during the 11th annual Sun Scramble kick off day and Media event. The rains were extreme and the course was closed within minutes of the start of the downpour that literally flooded the course and made it difficult to even drive the carts back on the paths. One week and a day until the official start to Sun Scramble week - hope everyone is getting out a lot to keep their games in check in preparation for this amazing week of Scrambling fun.

Stars
	BearCat
	Sometimes strange feelings lead to great things and this Cat's spiddy senses were obviously in tune, he just didn't realize it! BearCat started his day ranked 149 and as he took down X-Man, KidsClub and Mulder he finished his day ranked 12th ! BearCat hit a milestone today as his win over KidsClub was his 200th! One birdie was circled on his match play card on the tough par 3 ninth hole and that held up for the skin to top off a great day. Great playing !
	Flagondry
	Flagondry also had quite a stellar day on the course today defending against Stymie and recording the upset wins over Eeyore and fellow curler Pepilepu to find himself in the top 20 of the Slammer ranks. No birdies required here to capture himself one quarter of the skins pot - a par on the 7th hole was enough. Congrats !
	Orange Crush
	Orange Crush has been in defence mode ever since she gained this lofty rank a few weeks ago...and today was more of the same as she defends against all once again. By the 16th hole she had completed the task against Cracker and Bookie...and her defence win against MsDemeanor not only gets her the two points but a spot in the finals of the inaugural final match of the Ladies TC "D" division. Well done !

Onsite Coordinator

IronMaiden

Stats

Attendance: 20
Scoring Average: 94
Birdie Average: 0.2
Course Rating: 7.5
Best aspects of course: Cedarhill is always a treat to play and everyone only had a quick jaunt home after a hot day;

Kids

The Kids earned $22

Event Fees

ST Member: $47
EG Member: $40
EG Unl. Member: $35

UPSETS			DEFENCES
Challenger	Defender	Hole	Challenger	Defender	Hole
DeeJay [B15]	RonBow [B8]	12	MsDemeanor [C51]	Bookie [C25]	12
HawkEye [B31]	RonBow [B8]	12	Stymie [B57]	Flagondry [B34]	12
Flagondry [B34]	Pepilepu [A5]	14	MsDemeanor [C51]	Orange Crush [D1]	12
Flagondry [B34]	Eeyore [B26]	17	Grumpy [D2]	IronMaiden [B10]	13
KidsClub [C6]	Mulder [C1]	17	MsDemeanor [C51]	Cracker (r) [B87]	13
BearCat [B64]	X-Man [B38]	18	Kricket [B32]	Roesy (r) [A50]	14
			RonBow [B8]	Intruder [A22]	14
			Cracker (r) [B87]	Orange Crush [D1]	15
			Mulder [C1]	BearCat [B64]	15
			Mulder [C1]	X-Man [B38]	15
			HawkEye [B31]	DeeJay [B15]	16
			Eeyore [B26]	Pepilepu [A5]	16
			Grumpy [D2]	Roesy (r) [A50]	16
			Bookie [C25]	Orange Crush [D1]	16
			Cracker (r) [B87]	Bookie [C25]	17
			Grumpy [D2]	Kricket [B32]	17
			HawkEye [B31]	Intruder [A22]	17
			Stymie [B57]	Eeyore [B26]	18
			X-Man [B38]	KidsClub [C6]	18
			KidsClub [C6]	BearCat [B64]	18
			Intruder [A22]	DeeJay [B15]	18
			Roesy (r) [A50]	IronMaiden [B10]	18
			Kricket [B32]	IronMaiden [B10]	18
			Stymie [B57]	Pepilepu [A5]	18

INDIVIDUAL PLAYER STATS
Slammer	Score	Birds	Eagles	Dogs	Bones	Skins	Bones	Record	Points
DeeJay	81	0	0	0	0	1	23	3-0-0	6
Flagondry	84	0	0	0	0	1	23	3-0-0	6
BearCat	95	1	0	0	0	1	23	3-0-0	6
Orange Crush	93	0	0	0	0	0	0	3-0-0	6
Roesy (r)	90	0	0	0	0	0	0	2-0-1	5
IronMaiden	93	0	0	0	0	0	0	2-0-1	5
Intruder	82	0	0	1	33	0	0	2-1-0	4
Pepilepu	91	0	0	1	33	0	0	2-1-0	4
Bookie	96	0	0	1	33	0	0	2-1-0	4
KidsClub	96	1	0	0	0	0	0	2-1-0	4
Kricket	98	1	0	0	0	1	23	1-2-0	2
HawkEye	85	0	0	0	0	0	0	1-2-0	2
Eeyore	91	0	0	0	0	0	0	1-2-0	2
X-Man	97	0	0	0	0	0	0	1-2-0	2
Cracker (r)	99	0	0	0	0	0	0	1-2-0	2
Stymie	92	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-3-0	0
RonBow	98	1	0	0	0	0	0	0-3-0	0
Grumpy	103	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-3-0	0
Mulder	103	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-3-0	0
MsDemeanor	114	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-3-0	0

SKINS
HOLE	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	OUT	10	11	12	13	14	15	16	17	18	IN	TOTAL	SKINS
PAR	4	4	5	4	3	4	4	4	3	35	4	4	4	4	3	3	4	5	4	35	70
DeeJay	4	5	5	6	4	4	5	6	3	42	5	5	4	4	3	3	4	7	4	39	81	1
Flagondry	4	5	5	5	3	6	4	5	4	41	4	4	4	6	4	5	5	6	5	43	84	1
BearCat	7	5	7	5	4	5	8	8	2	51	5	4	5	4	3	4	5	8	6	44	95	1
Kricket	7	5	6	6	5	6	5	6	4	50	5	5	6	5	6	4	5	4	8	48	98	1
Intruder	7	4	5	5	4	5	5	4	4	43	4	5	5	5	3	3	4	5	5	39	82	0
HawkEye	6	4	6	7	3	4	5	4	4	43	4	6	4	6	3	4	4	6	5	42	85	0
Roesy (r)	6	6	5	5	3	5	5	6	4	45	4	6	6	5	5	4	4	5	6	45	90	0
Eeyore	7	5	8	5	5	4	5	5	4	48	4	5	6	4	4	4	4	7	5	43	91	0
Pepilepu	6	4	7	7	4	4	5	7	3	47	4	5	5	6	4	4	4	7	5	44	91	0
Stymie	5	5	8	5	4	4	5	6	5	47	6	5	6	6	5	3	4	5	5	45	92	0
Orange Crush	5	5	7	6	4	5	5	7	4	48	5	4	6	4	4	3	7	7	5	45	93	0
IronMaiden	5	4	7	5	6	5	5	6	4	47	5	5	6	5	5	4	6	5	5	46	93	0
KidsClub	5	5	7	8	4	6	6	5	4	50	7	5	4	3	4	4	7	6	6	46	96	0
Bookie	4	4	7	8	4	6	5	4	5	47	6	6	4	6	4	3	8	6	6	49	96	0
X-Man	5	5	6	6	4	4	7	8	5	50	5	5	5	4	4	3	6	8	7	47	97	0
RonBow	7	5	5	8	5	5	5	8	5	53	6	4	6	3	4	4	6	6	6	45	98	0
Cracker (r)	5	6	7	8	5	6	5	6	4	52	5	5	4	6	4	4	8	6	5	47	99	0
Mulder	5	8	6	7	5	7	8	4	4	54	4	5	5	5	4	4	7	8	7	49	103	0
Grumpy	6	6	8	5	6	6	6	6	4	53	7	5	5	6	4	4	5	7	7	50	103	0
TOTAL	0	0	0	0	0	0	1	0	1		0	0	0	0	0	0	0	1	1			4
Legend	E	Eagle or Better						B	Birdie		P	Par		G	Bogey or Greater					C	Cut-off birdie

PLAYER MATCHES
HOLE	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	10	11	12	13	14	15	16	17	18
	1U	AS	1U	2U	1U	1U	1U	AS	1U	AS	1U	1U	2U	2U	3U	3U	-	-
	4	5	5	6	4	4	5	6	3	5	5	4	4	3	3	4	-	-
	6	4	6	7	3	4	5	4	4	4	6	4	6	3	4	4	-	-
		AS						AS		AS							-	-
RESULT: DeeJay wins 3 and 2 Start match at hole:

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