 Notables - TC MIXED MATCH: Steel Crazy and Flash vs PukeyJ and Taz with the former advancing to the final four!! The match was determined on the 18th hole. Great job!
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GRUMPY'S 10 HOLE CLUB: Grumpy and Mulder are initiated into the 10 hole club complements of P-Bomb and JMoney, respectively!!
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UNDEFEATED: Also undefeated are P-Bomb with a bird and a dog and Clang with 2 birds and a skin! Great rounds, Slammers!!
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NOTABLE: ShortStack gets the nod for the best dressed Slammer today! Niccccccce!
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REAL FANS SKINS: 10 skins today all won with birdies. WOW. Winners are Chubs (2 skins), Steel Crazy (2 skins), Skeeter (2 skins), Clang, DaGoaler, Wally and Flash! Excellent!!
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CULLIGAN DOGGIE: All 6 puppies were taken today worth 16 bones per. Winners are P-Bomb (#3 @6ft), Wally (#5 @9ft and #8 @10ft), Taz (#12 @8ft), Ace (#15 @12) and Steel Crazy (#17 @5ft)! Great target golf! Congrat!!
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NOTABLE: J Money earns his 300th career point!
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RULES REMINDER: There are no provisionals for lost or out of bounds balls on the Slammer Tour (Slammer rule 9). The only provisionals allowed are the Slammer hazard provisionals. (Slammer rule 11). If you hit another from the tee its not a provisional, it is the ball in play (Slammer rule 9)!!
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THANKS: to Mulder for being our Doggie Master and to ShortStak for being our Skins Master. Excellent job! MANY THANKS!
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NOTABLE: P-Bomb, a B player, in a gesture of fair play and sportsmanship moves back to play the blue tees since he's in matches against 2 C Slammers and 1 D Slammer!! Our hats are off to you, P-Bomb!!
 Quotables
- If you get 10 holed twice, do you get 2 packs of toilet paper?!
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These are nice fairways! It doesn't hurt to cut them like pizza!!
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JMoney should be renamed JWoww!! after seeing his drives!!
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Heat, humidity and hangover doesn't equate to golf greatness!!
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Wa! Wa!
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In this hot weather, hydrate, hydrate, hydrate!
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I drank 3 bottles of water and haven't peed yet!!
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What's a FIGJAM!!
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Ask Wally..what happens when you take your hat off??
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What a BEAUT!!
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Reputation means so much on the Tour and that Slammer doesn't realize that his reputation is in the gutter!!
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KC..gotta go. JMoney, another beer please. KC and ShortStak, okay we'll stay.. another beer, please!!
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ShortStack..I wanna change my Slammer name to .....?
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Sun Aug 16, 2015
Summary
There is a great semi-competitive golf tour in Ottawa called the Slammer Tour. The format is match play and the overall rankings are a ladder, so beat a Slammer with a better ranking than you and you move ahead of them. And half of the matches today ended up in upsets!! This means that a lot of Slammers move up the match play ladder. What a great day for Slammin!!! Absolutely great weather and great course conditions to play match play golf with our buddies on the Slammer Tour. This Robert Trent Jones designed course is such a unique venue for match play golf. Thanks to all of the Slammers who played in this sold out event and made it such a great Slammin event!! - your OC KidsClub
| Stars |
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Steel Crazy |
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Mama always said life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get." And that is Steel Crazy's philosophy!! Did this chocolateur know what was in his box of chocolates today? Well he takes home 1st star honours based on his undefeated record and his 2 birds and his 2 skins and his 1 dog!! And more importantly, he and Flash win their TC Mixed match!! Such a great box of chocolates, Steel Crazy!! |
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Supersy |
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SuperSy is always super in the event if not Jit (just in time) to the event!! SuperSy arrives just in time to make his Slammer Tour tee time and goes on to play so well as to go 3-0-0. Against a B Slammer, a D Slammer and a fellow C Slammer SuperSy goes undefeated. He moves from his rank of 128 all the way up into the top 10. Nice job SuperSy!! |
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Chubs |
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Such a cute little face!! Chubs, the third star, registers an undefeated record as he takes Ace, Chill and Skeeter. He is also good for 2 birds and 2 skins. Such an outstanding match play round!!t |
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Stats
- Attendance: 20
- Scoring Average: 88
- Birdie Average: 0.7
- Course Rating: 8.5
- Best aspects of course: Greens
Kids
Event Fees
- ST Member: $79
- EG Member: $69
- EG Unl. Member: $59
Total for The Kids
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| UPSETS |
DEFENCES |
| Challenger |
Defender |
Hole |
Challenger |
Defender |
Hole |
| Chubs [65] |
Ace [62] |
12 |
Grumpy [117] |
P-Bomb (r) [42] |
10 |
| Supersy [129] |
Mulder [23] |
12 |
Mulder [23] |
J-Money [8] |
10 |
| DaGoaler (r) [94] |
ShortStack [78] |
14 |
Mulder [23] |
Gator [107] |
11 |
| Pukey J [86] |
Flash [30] |
15 |
KidsClub [19] |
P-Bomb (r) [42] |
12 |
| Supersy [129] |
Gator [107] |
16 |
Ace [62] |
Skeeter [43] |
12 |
| Chubs [65] |
Skeeter [43] |
17 |
Rexall (We Remember) [120] |
P-Bomb (r) [42] |
13 |
| Rexall (We Remember) [120] |
KidsClub [19] |
18 |
Grumpy [117] |
KidsClub [19] |
14 |
| Supersy [129] |
J-Money [8] |
18 |
ShortStack [78] |
Wally [69] |
14 |
|
|
|
Ace [62] |
chill [31] |
14 |
|
|
|
Taz [134] |
Steel Crazy [76] |
14 |
|
|
|
Grumpy [117] |
Rexall (We Remember) [120] |
15 |
|
|
|
ShortStack [78] |
Clang [74] |
15 |
|
|
|
Wally [69] |
DaGoaler (r) [94] |
17 |
|
|
|
chill [31] |
Chubs [65] |
17 |
|
|
|
Gator [107] |
J-Money [8] |
17 |
|
|
|
Pukey J [86] |
Steel Crazy [76] |
17 |
|
|
|
Taz [134] |
Flash [30] |
18 |
|
|
|
DaGoaler (r) [94] |
Clang [74] |
18 |
|
|
|
Clang [74] |
Wally [69] |
18 |
|
|
|
chill [31] |
Skeeter [43] |
18 |
| INDIVIDUAL PLAYER STATS |
| Slammer |
Score |
Birds |
Eagles |
Dogs |
Bones |
Skins |
Bones |
Record |
Points |
|
P-Bomb (r) |
78 |
1 |
0 |
1 |
16 |
0 |
0 |
3-0-0 |
6 |
|
Chubs |
78 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
2 |
20 |
3-0-0 |
6 |
|
Supersy |
88 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
3-0-0 |
6 |
|
Clang |
82 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
10 |
2-0-1 |
5 |
|
Steel Crazy |
83 |
2 |
0 |
1 |
16 |
2 |
20 |
2-0-0 |
4 |
|
Skeeter |
79 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
2 |
20 |
2-1-0 |
4 |
|
DaGoaler (r) |
82 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
10 |
2-1-0 |
4 |
|
Rexall (We Remember) |
88 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
2-1-0 |
4 |
|
J-Money |
93 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
2-1-0 |
4 |
|
Wally |
86 |
1 |
0 |
2 |
32 |
1 |
10 |
1-1-1 |
3 |
|
Flash |
93 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
10 |
1-1-0 |
2 |
|
chill |
83 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1-2-0 |
2 |
|
Pukey J |
84 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1-1-0 |
2 |
|
KidsClub |
91 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1-2-0 |
2 |
|
Gator |
95 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1-2-0 |
2 |
|
Ace |
90 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
16 |
0 |
0 |
0-3-0 |
0 |
|
Taz |
95 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
16 |
0 |
0 |
0-2-0 |
0 |
|
ShortStack |
87 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0-3-0 |
0 |
|
Grumpy |
100 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0-3-0 |
0 |
|
Mulder |
105 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0-3-0 |
0 |
| SKINS |
| HOLE |
1 |
2 |
3 |
4 |
5 |
6 |
7 |
8 |
9 |
OUT |
10 |
11 |
12 |
13 |
14 |
15 |
16 |
17 |
18 |
IN |
TOTAL |
SKINS |
| PAR |
4 |
5 |
3 |
5 |
3 |
4 |
4 |
3 |
5 |
36 |
5 |
4 |
3 |
4 |
5 |
3 |
5 |
3 |
4 |
36 |
72 |
|
| Chubs |
5 |
6 |
2 |
5 |
4 |
4 |
4 |
5 |
5 |
40 |
5 |
3 |
3 |
6 |
5 |
3 |
5 |
3 |
5 |
38 |
78 |
2 |
| Skeeter |
3 |
4 |
3 |
6 |
4 |
4 |
4 |
4 |
5 |
37 |
6 |
4 |
3 |
4 |
6 |
3 |
6 |
4 |
6 |
42 |
79 |
2 |
| Steel Crazy |
4 |
6 |
4 |
6 |
3 |
6 |
7 |
2 |
6 |
44 |
5 |
4 |
3 |
5 |
5 |
5 |
6 |
2 |
4 |
39 |
83 |
2 |
| Clang |
5 |
7 |
5 |
6 |
3 |
5 |
5 |
3 |
4 |
43 |
4 |
4 |
3 |
5 |
6 |
4 |
6 |
3 |
4 |
39 |
82 |
1 |
| DaGoaler (r) |
5 |
8 |
4 |
7 |
3 |
3 |
4 |
3 |
5 |
42 |
5 |
4 |
3 |
4 |
5 |
4 |
7 |
3 |
5 |
40 |
82 |
1 |
| Wally |
4 |
5 |
4 |
6 |
2 |
4 |
5 |
3 |
6 |
39 |
5 |
5 |
3 |
6 |
5 |
4 |
8 |
3 |
8 |
47 |
86 |
1 |
| Flash |
5 |
7 |
4 |
7 |
4 |
5 |
6 |
7 |
6 |
51 |
5 |
4 |
3 |
6 |
8 |
3 |
4 |
3 |
6 |
42 |
93 |
1 |
| P-Bomb (r) |
4 |
5 |
3 |
5 |
3 |
5 |
5 |
3 |
4 |
37 |
7 |
4 |
3 |
4 |
5 |
3 |
7 |
3 |
5 |
41 |
78 |
0 |
| chill |
4 |
6 |
3 |
7 |
3 |
5 |
6 |
3 |
5 |
42 |
8 |
4 |
2 |
4 |
5 |
3 |
6 |
3 |
6 |
41 |
83 |
0 |
| Pukey J |
6 |
6 |
4 |
5 |
3 |
5 |
4 |
3 |
5 |
41 |
6 |
6 |
4 |
5 |
6 |
3 |
6 |
3 |
4 |
43 |
84 |
0 |
| ShortStack |
5 |
5 |
4 |
5 |
4 |
5 |
6 |
4 |
5 |
43 |
6 |
5 |
4 |
4 |
7 |
4 |
5 |
4 |
5 |
44 |
87 |
0 |
| Supersy |
5 |
7 |
3 |
6 |
4 |
4 |
4 |
6 |
5 |
44 |
6 |
7 |
3 |
4 |
5 |
5 |
5 |
4 |
5 |
44 |
88 |
0 |
| Rexall (We Remember) |
6 |
8 |
3 |
6 |
3 |
6 |
4 |
4 |
6 |
46 |
7 |
4 |
3 |
5 |
5 |
3 |
6 |
4 |
5 |
42 |
88 |
0 |
| Ace |
6 |
6 |
4 |
6 |
4 |
6 |
5 |
4 |
6 |
47 |
8 |
4 |
3 |
4 |
6 |
3 |
7 |
3 |
5 |
43 |
90 |
0 |
| KidsClub |
5 |
6 |
5 |
7 |
3 |
6 |
4 |
3 |
6 |
45 |
8 |
4 |
4 |
4 |
6 |
6 |
6 |
3 |
5 |
46 |
91 |
0 |
| J-Money |
5 |
5 |
3 |
5 |
4 |
4 |
6 |
4 |
6 |
42 |
6 |
4 |
4 |
6 |
8 |
4 |
7 |
4 |
8 |
51 |
93 |
0 |
| Taz |
5 |
7 |
5 |
7 |
3 |
7 |
7 |
3 |
5 |
49 |
6 |
4 |
3 |
4 |
7 |
3 |
7 |
4 |
8 |
46 |
95 |
0 |
| Gator |
5 |
6 |
5 |
6 |
3 |
5 |
5 |
3 |
5 |
43 |
8 |
4 |
5 |
5 |
8 |
4 |
8 |
4 |
6 |
52 |
95 |
0 |
| Grumpy |
5 |
7 |
5 |
6 |
5 |
7 |
5 |
4 |
5 |
49 |
8 |
5 |
2 |
6 |
8 |
5 |
7 |
4 |
6 |
51 |
100 |
0 |
| Mulder |
6 |
6 |
5 |
7 |
4 |
6 |
8 |
7 |
7 |
56 |
8 |
6 |
4 |
4 |
7 |
5 |
7 |
3 |
5 |
49 |
105 |
0 |
| TOTAL |
1 |
1 |
1 |
0 |
1 |
1 |
0 |
1 |
0 |
|
1 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
1 |
0 |
|
|
10 |
| Legend |
E |
Eagle or Better |
B |
Birdie |
P |
Par |
G |
Bogey or Greater |
C |
Cut-off birdie |
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