 Notables - HM to these two - what cost them was the fact that they both only went 2-0. Kricket. 2-0, shot an 88 {-8 SM}. His upset of GongShow was completed on hole 16. Two holes later he upset RipZone who had previously been 3-0 in Sri Lanka. and ... P-Bomb {-7 SM} 2-0, 2 birds, 1 skin, best slammer score 81.
- How not to play hole 5. Fifth tee box - 2nd shot from hole 7 - 3rd shot from hole 6 - 4th shot from hole 4 - and 2 putt. Tee and green were the only parts of that 405 yards that were used.
- QUESTION: Although we all know that you cannot ground your club in a bunker, should there be a club mark in the sand as you start your backswing?
- There is a name change today. F6Noob has become Trooper.
- This event played back 9 first.
- There were no TC matches today.
- Thank you Pommie for giving us an entertaining Culligan Doggie Report.
- Thank you Iron Maiden for not only doing the REAL FANS skin report, but for manually making the skin sheet as well.
- SHE’S BACK!!!!! (See last quotable.)
 Quotables
- “She’s the best looking in that group!” “Thank God! Is that even a contest?”
- “WINDY!”
- “I think I’m awake now (17th hole).”
- “I like when you say ‘he nutted it’”
- “That was McGoop-like”
- “It felt like someone else was playing golf in my body…” “Was he a good golfer?”
- “Pommie!” “What” “He is the only golfer in every event.”
- “I was one rotation away from a birdie. I asked my partners if I could use my foot wedge. At least I was a gentleman and asked before I did it!
- “After watching, playing with, feeding and dressing a two year old for ten days, I must admit that you are not quite as high maintenance as I thought.”
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Sat Aug 1, 2015
Summary
HAPPY BIRTHDAY BILLIARDS - we miss you brother... get well soon! Welcome to event #183 of the 2015 season. Today marks our tenth time at Mountain Creek, which is definitely a Tour favourite. The locals arrive and wonder - why are all these people here so early. Jonathan is behind the counter lending Grumpy his dial in internet/printer. Impressing me with his skill at number crunching, and trying to teach me about this new internet stuff. GOOD LUCK! He sends the Tour off the back - which sure pleases the members that arrive worried about the crowd. What a flawless turn - we did it in two hours at the most, without hiccup and delay. So easy to see why this course is such a fave! Nothing to do with Grumpy turning with a 42.
| Stars |
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RonBow |
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RonBow 3-0, 80 {-10 SM}, one bird, one skin, 3 upsets. First victim Blue, after 15 holes (#5). Two holes later, shook hands with Iron Maiden (3and1) and Intruder (2and1). His upset of Iron Maiden had him leave the event as the highest ranked Slammer in this field. |
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Big Guy |
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Big Guy 3-0, 91 {-11SM} successfully defended against 2 Ds and C player Pommie. His upset over Pommie 2and1 was his first win in 8 tries. |
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F6Noob |
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F6Noob (Trooper) {-9 SM} 3-0, shot a 74, one bird. Successfully defended against DeeJay and Greener. His upset of #16 PriorJock vaulted him 40 steps up the Slammer ladder. |
| | Onsite Coordinator
Stats
- Attendance: 18
- Scoring Average: 88
- Birdie Average: 0.39
- Course Rating: 8.5
- Best aspects of course: am typing now
Kids
Event Fees
- ST Member: $42
- EG Member: $36
- EG Unl. Member: $30
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| UPSETS |
DEFENCES |
| Challenger |
Defender |
Hole |
Challenger |
Defender |
Hole |
| Grumpy [D5] |
Orange Crush [D2] |
15 |
Grumpy [D5] |
Big Guy [D1] |
12 |
| RonBow [B36] |
Blue [A34] |
16 |
DeeJay [B56] |
F6Noob [A26] |
14 |
| F6Noob [A26] |
PriorJock [A6] |
16 |
Orange Crush [D2] |
Pommie [C25] |
14 |
| Kricket [B72] |
Gongshow (r) [A49] |
16 |
Harley [B66] |
P-Bomb (r) [A32] |
15 |
| RonBow [B36] |
IronMaiden [B5] |
17 |
Orange Crush [D2] |
Big Guy [D1] |
15 |
| Intruder [A39] |
Blue [A34] |
17 |
Carl Greenhouse (r) [Unr] |
F6Noob [A26] |
15 |
| RonBow [B36] |
Intruder [A39] |
17 |
Gongshow (r) [A49] |
Ripzone [B53] |
16 |
| Kricket [B72] |
Ripzone [B53] |
18 |
Carl Greenhouse (r) [Unr] |
PriorJock [A6] |
16 |
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|
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DeeJay [B56] |
PriorJock [A6] |
16 |
|
|
|
Harley [B66] |
Moz (r) [A42] |
16 |
|
|
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IronMaiden [B5] |
Intruder [A39] |
17 |
|
|
|
Blue [A34] |
IronMaiden [B5] |
17 |
|
|
|
Grumpy [D5] |
Pommie [C25] |
17 |
|
|
|
Moz (r) [A42] |
P-Bomb (r) [A32] |
18 |
|
|
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Carl Greenhouse (r) [Unr] |
DeeJay [B56] |
18 |
|
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Pommie [C25] |
Big Guy [D1] |
18 |
| INDIVIDUAL PLAYER STATS |
| Slammer |
Score |
Birds |
Eagles |
Dogs |
Bones |
Skins |
Bones |
Record |
Points |
|
RonBow |
80 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
21 |
3-0-0 |
6 |
|
F6Noob |
74 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
3-0-0 |
6 |
|
Big Guy |
91 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
3-0-0 |
6 |
|
Intruder |
85 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
30 |
0 |
0 |
2-1-0 |
4 |
|
P-Bomb (r) |
81 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
21 |
2-0-0 |
4 |
|
PriorJock |
82 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
21 |
2-1-0 |
4 |
|
Kricket |
88 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
2-0-0 |
4 |
|
Pommie |
95 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
2-1-0 |
4 |
|
DeeJay |
86 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
30 |
0 |
0 |
1-2-0 |
2 |
|
IronMaiden |
84 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1-2-0 |
2 |
|
Ripzone |
85 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1-1-0 |
2 |
|
Moz (r) |
86 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1-1-0 |
2 |
|
Grumpy |
98 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1-2-0 |
2 |
|
Harley |
93 |
1 |
0 |
1 |
30 |
1 |
21 |
0-2-0 |
0 |
|
Blue |
87 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0-3-0 |
0 |
|
Carl Greenhouse (r) |
88 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0-3-0 |
0 |
|
Gongshow (r) |
95 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0-2-0 |
0 |
|
Orange Crush |
104 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0-3-0 |
0 |
| SKINS |
| HOLE |
1 |
2 |
3 |
4 |
5 |
6 |
7 |
8 |
9 |
OUT |
10 |
11 |
12 |
13 |
14 |
15 |
16 |
17 |
18 |
IN |
TOTAL |
SKINS |
| PAR |
4 |
4 |
3 |
5 |
5 |
4 |
3 |
4 |
5 |
37 |
4 |
4 |
4 |
4 |
3 |
4 |
3 |
4 |
4 |
34 |
71 |
|
| RonBow |
5 |
5 |
4 |
5 |
5 |
4 |
5 |
4 |
5 |
42 |
5 |
5 |
4 |
4 |
3 |
6 |
4 |
4 |
3 |
38 |
80 |
1 |
| P-Bomb (r) |
5 |
7 |
4 |
4 |
5 |
4 |
4 |
4 |
4 |
41 |
5 |
7 |
4 |
5 |
3 |
4 |
3 |
4 |
5 |
40 |
81 |
1 |
| PriorJock |
4 |
5 |
4 |
5 |
5 |
4 |
3 |
5 |
6 |
41 |
4 |
6 |
4 |
4 |
5 |
3 |
4 |
6 |
5 |
41 |
82 |
1 |
| Harley |
5 |
5 |
4 |
7 |
6 |
6 |
3 |
6 |
6 |
48 |
7 |
5 |
6 |
3 |
4 |
4 |
5 |
5 |
6 |
45 |
93 |
1 |
| F6Noob |
4 |
5 |
4 |
4 |
5 |
4 |
3 |
4 |
5 |
38 |
4 |
4 |
4 |
5 |
3 |
4 |
3 |
4 |
5 |
36 |
74 |
0 |
| IronMaiden |
6 |
4 |
4 |
5 |
4 |
5 |
3 |
6 |
5 |
42 |
5 |
6 |
5 |
5 |
3 |
6 |
3 |
4 |
5 |
42 |
84 |
0 |
| Ripzone |
6 |
5 |
3 |
6 |
5 |
5 |
4 |
5 |
5 |
44 |
5 |
4 |
6 |
5 |
4 |
4 |
3 |
4 |
6 |
41 |
85 |
0 |
| Intruder |
4 |
6 |
3 |
6 |
6 |
4 |
3 |
4 |
7 |
43 |
5 |
5 |
4 |
4 |
4 |
5 |
5 |
4 |
6 |
42 |
85 |
0 |
| Moz (r) |
8 |
6 |
3 |
5 |
5 |
4 |
4 |
4 |
6 |
45 |
4 |
6 |
5 |
5 |
3 |
5 |
3 |
4 |
6 |
41 |
86 |
0 |
| DeeJay |
4 |
7 |
3 |
6 |
5 |
7 |
4 |
4 |
5 |
45 |
4 |
6 |
5 |
5 |
3 |
4 |
5 |
5 |
4 |
41 |
86 |
0 |
| Blue |
6 |
5 |
4 |
5 |
4 |
6 |
4 |
5 |
7 |
46 |
4 |
6 |
4 |
5 |
4 |
4 |
4 |
5 |
5 |
41 |
87 |
0 |
| Carl Greenhouse (r) |
6 |
5 |
3 |
7 |
5 |
5 |
4 |
4 |
5 |
44 |
4 |
4 |
8 |
5 |
3 |
5 |
5 |
4 |
6 |
44 |
88 |
0 |
| Kricket |
5 |
4 |
6 |
6 |
5 |
6 |
4 |
4 |
6 |
46 |
4 |
6 |
5 |
4 |
4 |
4 |
3 |
6 |
6 |
42 |
88 |
0 |
| Big Guy |
6 |
5 |
4 |
6 |
4 |
6 |
4 |
5 |
6 |
46 |
4 |
6 |
4 |
5 |
6 |
5 |
6 |
5 |
4 |
45 |
91 |
0 |
| Gongshow (r) |
4 |
4 |
5 |
7 |
5 |
4 |
4 |
6 |
7 |
46 |
5 |
8 |
5 |
8 |
3 |
5 |
6 |
5 |
4 |
49 |
95 |
0 |
| Grumpy |
6 |
6 |
6 |
7 |
6 |
6 |
5 |
5 |
8 |
55 |
6 |
5 |
5 |
4 |
4 |
5 |
3 |
6 |
5 |
43 |
98 |
0 |
| Orange Crush |
6 |
6 |
4 |
6 |
7 |
8 |
3 |
6 |
6 |
52 |
7 |
5 |
6 |
7 |
5 |
6 |
5 |
5 |
6 |
52 |
104 |
0 |
| TOTAL |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
|
0 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
0 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
|
|
4 |
| Legend |
E |
Eagle or Better |
B |
Birdie |
P |
Par |
G |
Bogey or Greater |
C |
Cut-off birdie |
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