The Slammer Tour: Event Summary

Notables

SKINS (27 bones each): 1 each to Hype, NoCents, IronMaiden, Ripzone and McGoop
Doggies (29 bones each): 1 each to X-Man, Sutty, ShortBrow, Dracula and Ripzone
TC Matches: Darcy upsets Lucky in TC B, McGoop takes out DaGoaler in TC Open, Orange Crush takes out Luvlife in Ladies D, Ronbow takes out Biscuit Oshumka in the TC C division

Quotables

is that a female you are molesting?
He lagged a three footer
I'm working to go back to D-Class
4,4,6 and a PHUQUE
I shouldn't have drank til 4am
you're 4 up, 3 up, 2up, okay you got it!
wow I love golf, nawwwt!
I wish I was SANS!
did you hit your head?
where do I mark my ball again?
I had a Timmy Hoday: double-double
the farmer's daughters really helped me
when you're putting for 8 your whole world is the circle of love
you know i'm greek right?
the important pills are the ones I take before bed, the little blue ones!

Sat Jun 13, 2015

Summary
What an afternoon! Big field today and some excellent conditions made for an incredible way to spend a Saturday afternoon in the 'prior! How many of you wanted to jump in the water at some point today? I know I did, wait a minute I actually did jump in the water, just ask Gator! Lots of competition today including the usual slammer stuff, side games and intersectional qualifying. Thanks to all for making today such an enjoyable day!

Stars
	Ripzone
	No brainer! New number 2! 3-0. wins the most bones with his trifecta on #17 where he 'lagged a three footer' in for his bird. He also upsets Lucky in his TC B match! And when all said and done he bought the OC a beer for reasons we won't discuss here. Okay maybe we will, I won my blind match with him on hole 16! Well done Ripper, enjoy the target on your back!
	Dr. Pepper
	3-0 in a very tough group, 1 bird, shoots well below her scoring average earns this slammette a very deserving 2nd star!
	Hype
	3-0, vast improvement from his morning round and a skin to his stat line was enough for 3rd star honours!

Onsite Coordinator

Shortstack

Stats

Attendance: 30
Scoring Average: 93
Birdie Average: 0.43
Course Rating: 8.5
Best aspects of course: greens, weather,

Kids

The Kids earned $25

Event Fees

ST Member: $42
EG Member: $35
EG Unl. Member: $29

UPSETS			DEFENCES
Challenger	Defender	Hole	Challenger	Defender	Hole
Kricket [B93]	Pukey J [B24]	WDN	Luvlife [D13]	Orange Crush [D3]	10
Rulz [A43]	PriorJock [A25]	12	Biscuit Oshumka [C21]	Hype [A24]	11
Ripzone [B26]	Lucky [B1]	16	PriorJock [A25]	McGoop [O1]	11
ToothFairy [B48]	Lucky [B1]	16	Luvlife [D13]	Kaki [C35]	11
chill [B15]	IronMaiden [B6]	17	Tesla [B30]	Hype [A24]	12
Dr. Pepper [B14]	IronMaiden [B6]	17	DaGoaler (r) [A15]	McGoop [O1]	12
Orange Crush [D3]	Mulder [C9]	18	Spud [A31]	chill [B15]	12
Rulz [A43]	DaGoaler (r) [A15]	18	Spud [A31]	Dr. Pepper [B14]	12
			Kaki [C35]	Orange Crush [D3]	12
			Luvlife [D13]	Mulder [C9]	12
			Lucky [B1]	Juice [A19]	13
			Biscuit Oshumka [C21]	RonBow [B22]	13
			NoCents [B13]	Smitty [A22]	14
			Spud [A31]	IronMaiden [B6]	14
			RonBow [B22]	Hype [A24]	14
			Rulz [A43]	McGoop [O1]	14
			PriorJock [A25]	DaGoaler (r) [A15]	14
			Sutty [C2]	ShortStack [A21]	15
			NoCents [B13]	Shteeme [A13]	15
			Gator [B32]	ShortStack [A21]	15
			Biscuit Oshumka [C21]	Tesla [B30]	15
			Kaki [C35]	Mulder [C9]	15
			Dracula [A28]	Smitty [A22]	16
			NoCents [B13]	Dracula [A28]	16
			Dracula [A28]	Shteeme [A13]	16
			X-Man [B16]	ShortStack [A21]	16
			Gator [B32]	X-Man [B16]	16
			Tesla [B30]	RonBow [B22]	16
			ToothFairy [B48]	Ripzone [B26]	17
			chill [B15]	Dr. Pepper [B14]	17
			Ripzone [B26]	Juice [A19]	18
			ToothFairy [B48]	Juice [A19]	18
			Gator [B32]	Sutty [C2]	18
			Smitty [A22]	Shteeme [A13]	18
			Sutty [C2]	X-Man [B16]	18

INDIVIDUAL PLAYER STATS
Slammer	Score	Birds	Eagles	Dogs	Bones	Skins	Bones	Record	Points
ShortStack	84	0	0	1	29	0	0	3-0-0	6
McGoop	69	2	0	0	0	1	27	3-0-0	6
Hype	78	2	0	0	0	1	27	3-0-0	6
Dr. Pepper	79	1	0	0	0	0	0	3-0-0	6
Orange Crush	98	0	0	0	0	0	0	3-0-0	6
Ripzone	86	2	0	1	29	1	27	2-0-1	5
Shteeme	79	1	0	0	0	0	0	2-0-1	5
Smitty	79	0	0	0	0	0	0	2-0-1	5
Juice	86	0	0	0	0	0	0	2-0-1	5
X-Man	95	0	0	1	29	0	0	2-1-0	4
Rulz	80	1	0	0	0	0	0	2-1-0	4
chill	84	0	0	0	0	0	0	2-1-0	4
RonBow	89	0	0	0	0	0	0	2-1-0	4
Mulder	104	0	0	0	0	0	0	2-1-0	4
Dracula	86	0	0	1	29	0	0	1-2-0	2
IronMaiden	89	1	0	0	0	1	27	1-2-0	2
DaGoaler (r)	82	1	0	0	0	0	0	1-2-0	2
ToothFairy	89	0	0	0	0	0	0	1-2-0	2
Tesla	96	0	0	0	0	0	0	1-2-0	2
Kricket	97	0	0	0	0	0	0	1-0-0	2
Kaki	113	0	0	0	0	0	0	1-2-0	2
Sutty	100	0	0	1	29	0	0	0-2-1	1
Gator	94	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-2-1	1
NoCents	88	1	0	0	0	1	27	0-3-0	0
PriorJock	92	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-3-0	0
Lucky	94	1	0	0	0	0	0	0-3-0	0
Spud	99	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-3-0	0
Biscuit Oshumka	108	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-3-0	0
Luvlife	133	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-3-0	0
Pukey J	WDN							0-1-0	0

SKINS
HOLE	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	OUT	10	11	12	13	14	15	16	17	18	IN	TOTAL	SKINS
PAR	4	3	5	4	5	3	4	3	4	35	4	3	5	3	4	4	4	3	5	35	70
McGoop	4	3	5	4	4	3	4	3	4	34	4	3	5	3	4	4	4	4	4	35	69	1
Hype	3	3	7	7	5	3	4	3	4	39	5	3	6	3	4	3	4	5	6	39	78	1
Ripzone	5	5	7	7	4	3	4	4	6	45	4	4	7	4	5	5	5	2	5	41	86	1
NoCents	6	4	6	4	7	2	5	4	6	44	6	4	7	3	4	4	6	4	6	44	88	1
IronMaiden	6	6	5	4	6	3	6	4	6	46	3	3	7	3	5	5	5	6	6	43	89	1
Shteeme	4	3	6	6	7	3	5	4	4	42	4	4	6	3	4	3	4	3	6	37	79	0
Smitty	4	3	6	4	5	4	5	3	4	38	4	3	7	6	4	4	4	4	5	41	79	0
Dr. Pepper	4	3	6	5	4	3	4	3	5	37	4	4	5	4	7	5	4	3	6	42	79	0
Rulz	5	3	5	4	5	3	5	4	3	37	4	4	5	5	5	5	5	4	6	43	80	0
DaGoaler (r)	5	4	7	4	7	3	4	4	4	42	5	4	5	4	4	3	5	4	6	40	82	0
ShortStack	6	3	8	4	7	3	4	3	4	42	7	3	7	3	5	4	4	4	5	42	84	0
chill	7	4	7	4	6	3	5	3	4	43	5	3	5	4	6	5	4	4	5	41	84	0
Dracula	5	3	7	4	7	3	5	3	6	43	5	3	6	5	4	5	5	4	6	43	86	0
Juice	4	3	8	6	6	4	5	4	5	45	4	3	5	4	4	6	5	4	6	41	86	0
RonBow	6	4	8	4	8	3	6	3	5	47	5	3	5	4	6	5	4	5	5	42	89	0
ToothFairy	5	3	6	6	5	3	5	4	4	41	5	4	8	4	6	6	5	4	6	48	89	0
PriorJock	7	3	8	5	5	4	4	5	6	47	6	4	6	3	5	6	5	4	6	45	92	0
Lucky	5	4	8	5	6	5	6	5	3	47	5	4	6	4	7	5	6	4	6	47	94	0
Gator	4	4	7	4	8	5	5	4	4	45	6	5	6	4	8	4	6	5	5	49	94	0
X-Man	5	3	6	7	8	4	4	3	7	47	4	7	5	4	4	6	6	5	7	48	95	0
Tesla	5	6	8	5	7	5	4	4	5	49	6	3	8	4	5	5	6	4	6	47	96	0
Kricket	6	6	7	7	6	4	6	6	5	53	5	4	6	5	6	4	5	4	5	44	97	0
Orange Crush	6	5	6	4	8	3	6	3	5	46	5	4	8	5	6	7	6	5	6	52	98	0
Spud	5	6	6	5	6	5	7	5	5	50	6	4	6	5	6	5	6	5	6	49	99	0
Sutty	7	3	6	6	7	3	5	4	7	48	5	6	5	3	8	5	6	6	8	52	100	0
Mulder	7	5	8	5	8	5	8	5	5	56	5	3	7	4	5	5	7	4	8	48	104	0
Biscuit Oshumka	8	5	8	4	8	6	6	5	6	56	5	5	5	4	6	8	8	5	6	52	108	0
TOTAL	1	0	0	0	0	1	0	0	0		1	0	0	0	0	0	0	1	1			5
Legend	E	Eagle or Better						B	Birdie		P	Par		G	Bogey or Greater					C	Cut-off birdie

PLAYER MATCHES
HOLE	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	10	11	12	13	14	15	16	17	18
	1U	1U	1U	1U	2U	2U	3U	4U	3U	3U	4U	4U	5U	6U	-	-	-	-
	4	3	5	4	4	3	4	3	4	4	3	5	3	4	-	-	-	-
	5	3	5	4	5	3	5	4	3	4	4	5	5	5	-	-	-	-
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RESULT: McGoop wins 6 and 4 Start match at hole:

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