 Notables - First and foremost - apologies to Intruder & Skeeter - the error has been fixed.
- chill (YES spelled correctly) was introduced and we mentioned a Slammer fact – that she had successfully defended 22 straight times – her only loss was to someone named McGoop. Now check out her final quote below,
- Gator.... has a birthday today
- J$$$$$ Played his 100th event today, He will be getting his shirt soon.
- Have you heard about the third group? #19, Steel Crazy goes undefeated, beating the new #1 & #2, and tying the defending #1. Yes that’s right – undefeated and leads the group with five points. However, after the dust settles he is now #27! Hey SCrazy – and then there is the BIG BEN interception – have you ever heard about the whining fine? You owe the kids a toonie! And welcome to Match play on the Tour.
- I heard an interesting tidbit about Cracker’s need for a drive. Apparently some guys don’t drive (he & I met about 15 years ago – on a bus) … see the 8th quote below, So BigTee, when he offers a cold one for a drive – it isn’t just to those that he is playing against. You still could have driven him – got your free beer and won all those bones … by the way what did you get on hole one? Those balls are still bouncing all over Cedarview road.
- Intruder DID NOT get a skin on eighteen.
- So here is the question of the day. You do not have to go into skins – we all know that! If you opt to not go in but are putting for a birdie, and are within 24 inches – can you take the gimme?
- Merci mon ami, Fingz for your Doggie duties – one little reminder is that the Culligan Water Doggy Master has to collect – be there early!
- Thank you Mulder, for your Skins Mastery – I like the way that you faked out the group by throwing in that phantom REAL FANS skin to see who was listening.
- Ace - beat #1, had two skins and a dog - but still not enough for a star, He beat the same #1 that the first star did. He had no upsets – unlike the second star. He had less dogs and skins then the third star. Grumpy only tells you all – so that you may appreciate how difficult the star selection choices can be.
 Quotables
- The first one was posted on the page leading up to the event. “Absolute discharge! Really” … OC wasn’t sure until he asked … Senator Brazeau = OUCH!
- “ the only Slammette hitting from the whites … here is Halestorm!”
- “He put it where the Lion Sleeps Tonight.”
- “I wish there was a cart girl today!”
- “How the bleep does this happen?”
- “I can’t remember. I am old!”
- “It was almost a pleasure!”
- “ There is a difference between a bus driver and someone who drives a bus.”
- “Even with an extra hour of sleep – why is Grumpy still grumpy?”
- “Down in the valley ‘ho ho ho’”
- “Is that GreyGoose’s marker on the green?”
- “Does Intruder have to pee?”
- “Nice lay-up…. On a par three!”
- “I played the MAPLE leaf rule … I took one less than my opponents.”
- “No don’t drive yet Grumpy!” “it’s OK … we are in the middle of the fairway.”
- “I used to be in control, but I am not in control anymore.” says AngryBird.
- “Interesting, they are still building houses where you can hit from the tees.” By the way group three did one of you?
- “Nice lay-up!” (on a par three).
- From chill “Welcome to the Tour!”
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Sun Nov 1, 2015
Summary
Welcome to Season Event #301. Day one of the November Run for #1! Know about it? Well PLEASE know this – you all look at this from your eyes (what else can we do?), but your organizers – led by Malone - are looking at the whole picture. Thank you for making difficult decisions – which eventually can look like the right one! I have heard all of the complaints – and they seem OKAY to you – but to me? So lets all enjoy this final two weeks and be there at the Slammies to watch the champs get crowned.
| Stars |
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Habib (r) |
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With two BIGs as the other stars - why not the BIGgest as first? The new NUMBER ONE – as a rookie – I have to go check that! Hey Habib was introduced today as leading the Tour in defaulted losses. Grumpy severely wants to reprimand him but reminds all that I am 1-0 vs the Habibbbaby. Today he became number one on the Tour. How did he get there? All three matches were decided on the 18th. Three bogeys and a double for YipMeister meant that Habib upsets the #1 in their inaugural match. |
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Big Guy |
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Played his fellow Ds today and took over number ONE! On the thirteenth hole, he bit Grumpy to take #1 D. Although he leads their 88 match career, this was the first time BG won at Cedarhill. Four holes later he beat Gazzif, for only the second time in their seven matches. Finally, he hung on to defeat Cracker for the sweep. |
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Big Tee |
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This is match play! BigTee lost his only match, and it was the first match between he and Switch. So he didnt play many matches, but he did play eighteen holes. On those holes he won two skins. He also played the same four par threes as the rest of the field and collected dog bones on half of them. Thats right 108 bones in total. |
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Stats
- Attendance: 30
- Scoring Average: 92
- Birdie Average: 0.43
- Course Rating: 8.5
- Best aspects of course: .
Kids
Event Fees
- ST Member: $32
- EG Member: $27
- EG Unl. Member: $22
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| UPSETS |
DEFENCES |
| Challenger |
Defender |
Hole |
Challenger |
Defender |
Hole |
| Big Guy [D2] |
Grumpy [D1] |
13 |
Grumpy [D1] |
Cracker (r) [B22] |
11 |
| Ace [A11] |
YipMeister [O1] |
15 |
Boomer [C27] |
Moz (r) [A13] |
11 |
| Gazzif [D19] |
Grumpy [D1] |
16 |
Mulder [C3] |
Moz (r) [A13] |
11 |
| Switch [B32] |
Big Tee [B16] |
16 |
AngryBird [C14] |
ProZee [B3] |
12 |
| Duke [A22] |
Blue [A8] |
17 |
Potter [C6] |
Moz (r) [A13] |
12 |
| J-Money [B7] |
Skeeter [A7] |
17 |
Intruder [A26] |
IronMaiden [B2] |
13 |
| Grey Goose (r) [B74] |
FingZ [B5] |
17 |
Skeeter [A7] |
IronMaiden [B2] |
14 |
| Gator [B13] |
chill [B4] |
18 |
Gator [B13] |
Irons [A1] |
14 |
| Intruder [A26] |
Skeeter [A7] |
18 |
Boomer [C27] |
Potter [C6] |
15 |
| Habib (r) [B6] |
YipMeister [O1] |
18 |
Eeyore [B40] |
chill [B4] |
15 |
| Potter [C6] |
Mulder [C3] |
18 |
Boomer [C27] |
Mulder [C3] |
15 |
| Blue [A8] |
HaleStorm [O4] |
18 |
FingZ [B5] |
ProZee [B3] |
16 |
| Steel Crazy [B8] |
Habib (r) [B6] |
18 |
J-Money [B7] |
IronMaiden [B2] |
16 |
|
|
|
chill [B4] |
Irons [A1] |
16 |
|
|
|
Eeyore [B40] |
Irons [A1] |
16 |
|
|
|
AngryBird [C14] |
Grey Goose (r) [B74] |
16 |
|
|
|
Gazzif [D19] |
Cracker (r) [B22] |
16 |
|
|
|
T-bird [A33] |
Blue [A8] |
17 |
|
|
|
Gazzif [D19] |
Big Guy [D2] |
17 |
|
|
|
T-bird [A33] |
Duke [A22] |
17 |
|
|
|
Intruder [A26] |
J-Money [B7] |
17 |
|
|
|
Grey Goose (r) [B74] |
ProZee [B3] |
18 |
|
|
|
Cracker (r) [B22] |
Big Guy [D2] |
18 |
|
|
|
Eeyore [B40] |
Gator [B13] |
18 |
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|
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Steel Crazy [B8] |
YipMeister [O1] |
18 |
|
|
|
Ace [A11] |
Steel Crazy [B8] |
18 |
|
|
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Duke [A22] |
HaleStorm [O4] |
18 |
|
|
|
T-bird [A33] |
HaleStorm [O4] |
18 |
|
|
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AngryBird [C14] |
FingZ [B5] |
18 |
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Ace [A11] |
Habib (r) [B6] |
18 |
| INDIVIDUAL PLAYER STATS |
| Slammer |
Score |
Birds |
Eagles |
Dogs |
Bones |
Skins |
Bones |
Record |
Points |
|
IronMaiden |
85 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
37 |
0 |
0 |
3-0-0 |
6 |
|
ProZee |
87 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
17 |
3-0-0 |
6 |
|
Moz (r) |
83 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
3-0-0 |
6 |
|
Irons |
83 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
3-0-0 |
6 |
|
Big Guy |
95 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
3-0-0 |
6 |
|
Steel Crazy |
88 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
2-0-1 |
5 |
|
Duke |
92 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
2-0-1 |
5 |
|
Habib (r) |
86 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
2-1-0 |
4 |
|
J-Money |
87 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
2-1-0 |
4 |
|
Grey Goose (r) |
91 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
2-1-0 |
4 |
|
Blue |
94 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
2-1-0 |
4 |
|
Potter |
95 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
2-1-0 |
4 |
|
Cracker (r) |
99 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
2-1-0 |
4 |
|
Gator |
92 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
17 |
1-1-1 |
3 |
|
Ace |
86 |
3 |
0 |
1 |
37 |
2 |
34 |
1-2-0 |
2 |
|
Mulder |
99 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
17 |
1-2-0 |
2 |
|
Switch |
82 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1-0-0 |
2 |
|
chill |
90 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1-2-0 |
2 |
|
Intruder |
90 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1-2-0 |
2 |
|
HaleStorm |
94 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0-1-2 |
2 |
|
Gazzif |
101 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1-2-0 |
2 |
|
FingZ |
94 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
17 |
0-2-1 |
1 |
|
YipMeister |
88 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0-2-1 |
1 |
|
Eeyore |
91 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0-2-1 |
1 |
|
T-bird |
96 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0-2-1 |
1 |
|
AngryBird |
97 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0-2-1 |
1 |
|
Big Tee |
86 |
1 |
0 |
2 |
74 |
2 |
34 |
0-1-0 |
0 |
|
Skeeter |
91 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0-3-0 |
0 |
|
Grumpy |
103 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0-3-0 |
0 |
|
Boomer |
105 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0-3-0 |
0 |
|
Dr. Pepper |
WDN |
|
|
|
|
|
|
0-0-0 |
0 |
| SKINS |
| HOLE |
1 |
2 |
3 |
4 |
5 |
6 |
7 |
8 |
9 |
OUT |
10 |
11 |
12 |
13 |
14 |
15 |
16 |
17 |
18 |
IN |
TOTAL |
SKINS |
| PAR |
4 |
4 |
5 |
4 |
3 |
4 |
4 |
4 |
3 |
35 |
4 |
4 |
4 |
4 |
3 |
3 |
4 |
5 |
4 |
35 |
70 |
|
| Big Tee |
5 |
4 |
7 |
4 |
5 |
6 |
5 |
5 |
2 |
43 |
5 |
6 |
5 |
4 |
4 |
3 |
5 |
6 |
5 |
43 |
86 |
2 |
| Ace |
3 |
6 |
8 |
5 |
3 |
5 |
5 |
4 |
5 |
44 |
4 |
4 |
3 |
5 |
2 |
4 |
8 |
7 |
5 |
42 |
86 |
2 |
| ProZee |
4 |
3 |
7 |
5 |
5 |
4 |
4 |
5 |
5 |
42 |
4 |
4 |
4 |
5 |
4 |
6 |
6 |
7 |
5 |
45 |
87 |
1 |
| Gator |
5 |
6 |
4 |
8 |
4 |
5 |
6 |
4 |
5 |
47 |
6 |
5 |
4 |
4 |
4 |
6 |
6 |
4 |
6 |
45 |
92 |
1 |
| FingZ |
8 |
6 |
7 |
6 |
3 |
6 |
4 |
6 |
4 |
50 |
5 |
3 |
4 |
6 |
4 |
4 |
6 |
6 |
6 |
44 |
94 |
1 |
| Mulder |
4 |
6 |
7 |
8 |
5 |
6 |
7 |
5 |
5 |
53 |
5 |
7 |
6 |
3 |
4 |
4 |
7 |
5 |
5 |
46 |
99 |
1 |
| Switch |
4 |
4 |
5 |
5 |
5 |
5 |
5 |
5 |
4 |
42 |
5 |
5 |
4 |
5 |
3 |
4 |
4 |
5 |
5 |
40 |
82 |
0 |
| Irons |
5 |
5 |
6 |
7 |
5 |
4 |
4 |
6 |
4 |
46 |
5 |
4 |
3 |
4 |
3 |
3 |
5 |
5 |
5 |
37 |
83 |
0 |
| Moz (r) |
4 |
4 |
6 |
7 |
4 |
6 |
4 |
4 |
4 |
43 |
4 |
4 |
3 |
5 |
4 |
4 |
5 |
5 |
6 |
40 |
83 |
0 |
| IronMaiden |
6 |
4 |
7 |
5 |
3 |
4 |
4 |
5 |
5 |
43 |
5 |
4 |
4 |
4 |
3 |
5 |
5 |
6 |
6 |
42 |
85 |
0 |
| Habib (r) |
6 |
5 |
6 |
5 |
4 |
4 |
4 |
4 |
5 |
43 |
6 |
4 |
4 |
4 |
5 |
5 |
6 |
4 |
5 |
43 |
86 |
0 |
| J-Money |
4 |
5 |
6 |
6 |
4 |
4 |
6 |
6 |
4 |
45 |
5 |
4 |
4 |
4 |
4 |
4 |
7 |
4 |
6 |
42 |
87 |
0 |
| Steel Crazy |
5 |
5 |
7 |
8 |
4 |
4 |
5 |
4 |
4 |
46 |
5 |
4 |
4 |
4 |
4 |
4 |
6 |
6 |
5 |
42 |
88 |
0 |
| YipMeister |
5 |
4 |
6 |
6 |
3 |
6 |
6 |
5 |
4 |
45 |
4 |
5 |
5 |
4 |
4 |
4 |
6 |
5 |
6 |
43 |
88 |
0 |
| chill |
4 |
6 |
5 |
5 |
3 |
5 |
6 |
5 |
4 |
43 |
5 |
6 |
5 |
5 |
4 |
3 |
7 |
6 |
6 |
47 |
90 |
0 |
| Intruder |
4 |
6 |
5 |
5 |
4 |
5 |
5 |
6 |
6 |
46 |
5 |
4 |
5 |
5 |
5 |
4 |
6 |
6 |
4 |
44 |
90 |
0 |
| Grey Goose (r) |
8 |
5 |
7 |
5 |
4 |
4 |
4 |
5 |
4 |
46 |
5 |
5 |
4 |
5 |
4 |
4 |
7 |
6 |
5 |
45 |
91 |
0 |
| Eeyore |
5 |
7 |
5 |
6 |
4 |
7 |
4 |
6 |
4 |
48 |
5 |
4 |
5 |
4 |
4 |
4 |
6 |
5 |
6 |
43 |
91 |
0 |
| Skeeter |
7 |
5 |
7 |
6 |
4 |
5 |
5 |
4 |
4 |
47 |
4 |
4 |
6 |
6 |
3 |
5 |
6 |
6 |
4 |
44 |
91 |
0 |
| Duke |
6 |
5 |
5 |
6 |
4 |
5 |
6 |
6 |
5 |
48 |
7 |
4 |
4 |
5 |
4 |
4 |
5 |
5 |
6 |
44 |
92 |
0 |
| HaleStorm |
6 |
5 |
7 |
6 |
5 |
5 |
5 |
4 |
6 |
49 |
6 |
5 |
7 |
5 |
3 |
4 |
5 |
5 |
5 |
45 |
94 |
0 |
| Blue |
4 |
7 |
6 |
6 |
3 |
6 |
4 |
7 |
5 |
48 |
5 |
6 |
6 |
5 |
4 |
5 |
4 |
6 |
5 |
46 |
94 |
0 |
| Potter |
6 |
6 |
8 |
6 |
4 |
6 |
5 |
5 |
5 |
51 |
6 |
5 |
4 |
5 |
4 |
4 |
5 |
6 |
5 |
44 |
95 |
0 |
| Big Guy |
5 |
8 |
6 |
7 |
5 |
5 |
4 |
6 |
3 |
49 |
5 |
4 |
4 |
5 |
5 |
6 |
5 |
6 |
6 |
46 |
95 |
0 |
| T-bird |
7 |
5 |
6 |
7 |
4 |
4 |
5 |
7 |
3 |
48 |
5 |
7 |
6 |
4 |
4 |
5 |
5 |
7 |
5 |
48 |
96 |
0 |
| Cracker (r) |
4 |
6 |
6 |
5 |
5 |
8 |
5 |
6 |
5 |
50 |
4 |
4 |
6 |
7 |
4 |
4 |
6 |
7 |
7 |
49 |
99 |
0 |
| Grumpy |
5 |
7 |
7 |
6 |
5 |
8 |
6 |
7 |
5 |
56 |
6 |
5 |
6 |
5 |
3 |
5 |
6 |
6 |
5 |
47 |
103 |
0 |
| Boomer |
6 |
7 |
8 |
8 |
7 |
6 |
4 |
6 |
5 |
57 |
4 |
5 |
5 |
5 |
6 |
5 |
5 |
7 |
6 |
48 |
105 |
0 |
| TOTAL |
1 |
1 |
1 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
|
0 |
1 |
0 |
1 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
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8 |
| Legend |
E |
Eagle or Better |
B |
Birdie |
P |
Par |
G |
Bogey or Greater |
C |
Cut-off birdie |
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