 Notables - ACE alert. When you ask him if he ever had one before - he replies "Check out the ClubEG Hall of Fame!" Well, I can tell you today that he did one on hole eight with seven Slammers as witnesses. You probably already read it on Facebook. That Slammer, playing in his 743rd career event. I immediately reported the time because there was another event at PineView and just in case somebody there also had a hole-in-one. This is a good time to remind you all, that usually we allow PoP to overrule the honours on the tee-box. I highly recommend at the par threes - that you all hit in order in case there are two shooters in the same group that get an Ace.
- Stevie Ray graciously donated 50 dogs to the Kids (better than a tithe!).
- Rookie mistake by the OC - too many beers, after all - not very often that I have to celebrate a hole in one - thank you SRR. But the kids are upset at the old GrumpMeister ... No kids money collected, from the field for their three putts. I will take all of your IOUs later!
- One of the Tour's staples for years - Hacker warned us that hole two (RaceView) is the hardest hole on the Tour!. I don't know that everybody agreed - but there were no birdies or pars on it.
- Welcome to first time outdoor Slammer T-Dog. This Club Links member has played indoor Slammer before. From my eye and opinion - she IS a Slammette. Led the field today with two birds.
- People that join this Tour - do so for life. Here's hoping more Slammers come back. Chucker played in his first event in 2008. Today is his seventh event.
- Bobo's scoring median - shot another 94 today, he has NO scores in between 89-94 ... quite an anomaly!
- Thank you Tesla for doing a very good job as Doggy Master! Thank you for also suggesting to Malone for us to play here today.
- Our Historian is checking to see if this is the first Slammer event to be played on two courses.
- Along with Ticklar Chilly, & Hacker, also seen here today were RedDog, Bling, BlindGolfer & PuttPutt.
Falcon Ridge is the home of Ottawa Sun Scramble Royal Oak Kick-Off Day and the Michelob Ultra Million Dollar Ace!
Quotables
- "It's my old pals Chucker & T-Dog! My buddy, Dracula,"
- "Savo, ponesi rakije i to dosta."
- "Grumpy, did you leave in a hurry this morning? Forget to take off your pyjamas?"
- "That was not my best hole!"
- "Does Purdy"s have garlic chocolates?"
- "I have known my wife since the sixth grade. There are no surprises!"
- "He was half an inch shorter!"
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Sat Dec 12, 2015
Summary
Thank you, Tesla for suggesting to Malone that we play here today.This OC doesn't like LC&P. So when asked, replied "NO!" Well I saw about 100 yards of what should have been lift, clean and place - on hole #7. I saw eight golfers, approach that area and only three would have qualified. TMC told me that he wouldn't used it anyways - as his ball was fine. I stand by the call. December 12th and no 'cheat' needed. We started on RaceView. Played those nine, then over to Falcon Ridge's front nine. For those of you Slammers that are afraid of the Tour's Amen Corner - we didn't even get to play it today.
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Stevie Ray |
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3-0. One A score. One bird, one eagle, one ace, one dog and a shot that was worth 462 bones. He entered today with a 2-1-1 record vs his foursome. That record is now 5-1-1. he was introduced as being the Slammer with the most events in a career. Ticklar, the Slammer that he passed earlier this season was in the house, and thanked SRR for a beer on the 19th. Stevie Ray became only the 4th Slammer ever to record 2100 points. He is now 95 behind Chilly, who also congratulated the Ace-maker. |
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Dracula |
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3-0! He had never played Chucker or T-Dog. Today he had no skins, no dogs, but a great score and he beat all three of his opponents. Yes he upset #31, SCrazy for the third straight time - swept him 3/3. Hey Chocolatier, salt on chocolates? I am not wanting to thank a gift horse in the mouth - BUT! I think that you meant to put garlic and used the wrong spice container. The Count was the only person to beat T-Dog today! |
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Duker |
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3-0 - yes another one.This Rochester RedHawks was playing his first Slammer event as a man. His previous career were all as a boy, but Duker is no longer a junior. Officially three upsets - because he had a worse ranking then all of his group. Scores don't matter unless you shoot the low for the day which he did. Duker's second shot on that difficult hole two was actually from out of the water and into the bunker for a bogey. |
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Stats
- Attendance: 12
- Scoring Average: 87
- Birdie Average: 0.5
- Course Rating: 9
- Best aspects of course:
Kids
Event Fees
- ST Member: $30
- EG Member: $25
- EG Unl. Member: $20
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| UPSETS |
DEFENCES |
| Challenger |
Defender |
Hole |
Challenger |
Defender |
Hole |
| Duker [A61] |
T-bird [A15] |
13 |
Bobo [B23] |
Stevie Ray [C5] |
12 |
| Moz (r) [A25] |
T-bird [A15] |
14 |
Grumpy [D3] |
Duker [A61] |
12 |
| X-Man [B30] |
Bobo [B23] |
15 |
Grumpy [D3] |
Moz (r) [A25] |
13 |
| Duker [A61] |
Moz (r) [A25] |
16 |
X-Man [B30] |
Stevie Ray [C5] |
14 |
| Chucker [B61] |
Steel Crazy [B9] |
17 |
Grumpy [D3] |
T-bird [A15] |
15 |
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|
|
Steel Crazy [B9] |
Dracula [A24] |
15 |
|
|
|
Bobo [B23] |
Tesla [B22] |
15 |
|
|
|
Tesla [B22] |
Stevie Ray [C5] |
16 |
|
|
|
TDog (r) [Unr] |
Dracula [A24] |
16 |
|
|
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Chucker [B61] |
Dracula [A24] |
16 |
|
|
|
X-Man [B30] |
Tesla [B22] |
17 |
|
|
|
TDog (r) [Unr] |
Chucker [B61] |
18 |
|
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|
TDog (r) [Unr] |
Steel Crazy [B9] |
18 |
| INDIVIDUAL PLAYER STATS |
| Slammer |
Score |
Birds |
Eagles |
Dogs |
Bones |
Skins |
Bones |
Record |
Points |
|
Stevie Ray |
82 |
1 |
1 |
1 |
20 |
1 |
12 |
3-0-0 |
6 |
|
Duker |
79 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
3-0-0 |
6 |
|
Dracula |
80 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
3-0-0 |
6 |
|
Moz (r) |
84 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
20 |
1 |
12 |
2-1-0 |
4 |
|
Tesla |
87 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
2-1-0 |
4 |
|
Chucker |
84 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
12 |
1-1-1 |
3 |
|
TDog (r) |
85 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
12 |
0-1-2 |
2 |
|
T-bird |
89 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1-2-0 |
2 |
|
X-Man |
91 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1-2-0 |
2 |
|
Steel Crazy |
87 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
12 |
0-2-1 |
1 |
|
Bobo |
94 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
20 |
0 |
0 |
0-3-0 |
0 |
|
Grumpy |
101 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0-3-0 |
0 |
| SKINS |
| HOLE |
1 |
2 |
3 |
4 |
5 |
6 |
7 |
8 |
9 |
OUT |
10 |
11 |
12 |
13 |
14 |
15 |
16 |
17 |
18 |
IN |
TOTAL |
SKINS |
| PAR |
4 |
4 |
3 |
4 |
4 |
5 |
4 |
3 |
4 |
35 |
4 |
4 |
4 |
4 |
3 |
4 |
5 |
5 |
3 |
36 |
71 |
|
| Stevie Ray |
4 |
5 |
3 |
5 |
3 |
5 |
5 |
1 |
6 |
37 |
6 |
4 |
5 |
6 |
3 |
7 |
5 |
6 |
3 |
45 |
82 |
1 |
| Moz (r) |
4 |
7 |
4 |
4 |
5 |
6 |
4 |
3 |
6 |
43 |
4 |
5 |
4 |
5 |
4 |
5 |
6 |
5 |
3 |
41 |
84 |
1 |
| Chucker |
3 |
7 |
4 |
5 |
4 |
6 |
6 |
3 |
5 |
43 |
4 |
5 |
5 |
5 |
3 |
4 |
6 |
6 |
3 |
41 |
84 |
1 |
| TDog (r) |
6 |
5 |
3 |
6 |
3 |
5 |
5 |
3 |
5 |
41 |
6 |
4 |
6 |
6 |
4 |
4 |
7 |
4 |
3 |
44 |
85 |
1 |
| Steel Crazy |
6 |
6 |
2 |
6 |
4 |
6 |
4 |
3 |
6 |
43 |
5 |
5 |
5 |
6 |
3 |
4 |
6 |
7 |
3 |
44 |
87 |
1 |
| Duker |
5 |
5 |
3 |
4 |
5 |
6 |
5 |
3 |
4 |
40 |
4 |
5 |
5 |
4 |
3 |
4 |
5 |
6 |
3 |
39 |
79 |
0 |
| Dracula |
5 |
5 |
3 |
5 |
3 |
6 |
6 |
4 |
4 |
41 |
4 |
4 |
5 |
5 |
4 |
4 |
5 |
5 |
3 |
39 |
80 |
0 |
| Tesla |
5 |
7 |
3 |
6 |
4 |
6 |
4 |
4 |
5 |
44 |
5 |
4 |
6 |
5 |
4 |
5 |
6 |
5 |
3 |
43 |
87 |
0 |
| T-bird |
5 |
7 |
5 |
5 |
5 |
6 |
4 |
3 |
6 |
46 |
4 |
6 |
6 |
5 |
4 |
5 |
5 |
5 |
3 |
43 |
89 |
0 |
| X-Man |
5 |
6 |
4 |
5 |
5 |
7 |
4 |
4 |
7 |
47 |
5 |
4 |
6 |
4 |
4 |
5 |
6 |
6 |
4 |
44 |
91 |
0 |
| Bobo |
6 |
7 |
3 |
5 |
6 |
6 |
6 |
4 |
6 |
49 |
5 |
5 |
7 |
4 |
4 |
6 |
6 |
5 |
3 |
45 |
94 |
0 |
| Grumpy |
4 |
7 |
4 |
6 |
6 |
5 |
5 |
4 |
5 |
46 |
6 |
6 |
7 |
6 |
5 |
6 |
7 |
8 |
4 |
55 |
101 |
0 |
| TOTAL |
1 |
0 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
0 |
|
0 |
0 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
0 |
|
|
5 |
| Legend |
E |
Eagle or Better |
B |
Birdie |
P |
Par |
G |
Bogey or Greater |
C |
Cut-off birdie |
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