 Notables - TC UPDATE ... Chilly advances to sweet sixteen in the Senior division.
- Hole in One club UPDATE. Our newest Slammer became our latest to enter the club = very close to 1000 bones in the pot I believe. His name is baonbaonbaon (essayer ton francais - dire maison - meme chose Bay-on).
- When chill welcomed rookie baonbaonbaon, with the win handshake - she became the 22nd to earn 900 points.
- Green Arrow was introduced - next event he wins a free entry into the Ottawa Sun Scramble. Shorts' next event will earn him a free shirt for his 100th.
- Ticklar's first hole was a par skin. How? He hit a tree - the ball went into the driving range ... GREAT recovery!
- During BearCat's introduction - it was mentioned that he had his best game of his last 128 yesterday. He proved it no fluke by scoring the exact same B score today. Hey Bear, when you are hitting it well stop the whining! I remind you that we are supposed to put a twonie in the pot for the Kids with each whine. Remember what you said after your drive on two? That ball was only perfectly in the middle of the fairway at the 150 stake. Now think of your par putt on fifteen ... the swearing just ended as the ball dropped in. Two whines at $2 each - the Kids await.
- Thank you chill for doing such a great lengthy REALFANS skins report. Nine skins - WOW!.
- Thank you Bubba for volunteering to do the QuickSnap doggies, next time tell me before the event that you sent an email. You are right - there WAS an email herev at home.
- EDITOR'S NOTE: BearCat raised eyebrows today with his score (although scores do not matter) of 88, which matched that of Friday's event at Lombard Glen. After reading his post today on Facebook, how many of you are wondering if we need to introduce drug testing on the Slammer Tour??? Line up those specimen bottles. :)
 Quotables
- "Shorts is not here yet.""I drove this far to play him, but I am not proud. I will take the default." "So will I!" "Make it three times "Now that I stand up here, I think that there was an admin error, me hitting from back there."
- "Why is there no cartgirl on a Saturday afternoon?" "I guess because of the wedding." "If she is not the one getting married, she should be, when we are done. I'm going in to see - she better be the bride!"
- "He shot a 37 front, but I am only down five!"
- "I see you on the tee and on the green, you don't have to put up with me between."
- "It sure is good watching him make those shots. And it only cost $5!" " A table dance used to cost that much and didnt have this much entertainment."
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Sat Jun 4, 2016
Summary
Thank you Prescott Golf Club! The course's pro Thom donated three prizes. Each of our stars won a hat and a golf glove. We had a great group of Slammers including first timer baonbaonbaon. Big Guy & Bubba, playing in their seventh season, have less years in the league than seven others who played today. The three stars, plus Boomer and Kricket (in their twelfth season)and BearCat & Grumpy in year eight.
| Stars |
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Dyke |
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Sixteenth year as a Slammer, chose the yellow hat and white golf glove for his star prize. Went 3-0, 2 skins (both birdies) and jumped from B61 to B6 when he upset Shorts. |
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Chilly |
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Fourteenth year as a Slammer, chose the orange hat and white golf glove for his star prize. Went 3-0, 2 skins (both birdies) and one dog. He beat Grumpy 7and5 to advance to the sweet sixteen round of Senior TC. |
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Ticklar |
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Thirteenth year as a Slammer, chose the black & red hat and white golf glove for his star prize. Went 2-0, 2 skins (one birdie and the only par on hole one. His 18th hole win over chill brings him ahead in their head to head record (this was their rubber match). |
| | Onsite Coordinator
Stats
- Attendance: 14
- Scoring Average: 91
- Birdie Average: 0.5
- Course Rating: 8.5
- Best aspects of course: NICE GREENS!
Kids
Event Fees
- ST Member: $45
- EG Member: $38
- EG Unl. Member: $32
Total for The Kids
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| UPSETS |
DEFENCES |
| Challenger |
Defender |
Hole |
Challenger |
Defender |
Hole |
| Dr. Pepper [77] |
Kricket [65] |
15 |
Big Guy [66] |
Chilly [130] |
11 |
| Big Guy [66] |
Grumpy [63] |
18 |
Big Guy [66] |
BearCat [46] |
13 |
|
|
|
Grumpy [63] |
Chilly [130] |
13 |
|
|
|
Bubba [111] |
Shorts [14] |
13 |
|
|
|
Boomer [219] |
Dyke [134] |
14 |
|
|
|
Grumpy [63] |
BearCat [46] |
14 |
|
|
|
BearCat [46] |
Chilly [130] |
14 |
|
|
|
Bubba [111] |
Dyke [134] |
14 |
|
|
|
Boomer [219] |
Shorts [14] |
14 |
|
|
|
baonbaonbaon (r) [Unr] |
chill [37] |
15 |
|
|
|
Kricket [65] |
Green Arrow (r) [47] |
16 |
|
|
|
Boomer [219] |
Bubba [111] |
17 |
|
|
|
chill [37] |
Ticklar [26] |
18 |
|
|
|
baonbaonbaon (r) [Unr] |
Ticklar [26] |
18 |
|
|
|
Dyke [134] |
Shorts [14] |
18 |
|
|
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Dr. Pepper [77] |
Green Arrow (r) [47] |
18 |
| INDIVIDUAL PLAYER STATS |
| Slammer |
Score |
Birds |
Eagles |
Dogs |
Bones |
Skins |
Bones |
Record |
Points |
|
Chilly |
80 |
2 |
0 |
1 |
16 |
2 |
14 |
3-0-0 |
6 |
|
Dyke |
86 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
2 |
14 |
2-0-1 |
5 |
|
Shorts |
87 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
7 |
2-0-1 |
5 |
|
Ticklar |
86 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
2 |
14 |
2-0-0 |
4 |
|
BearCat |
88 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
2-1-0 |
4 |
|
Dr. Pepper |
85 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
7 |
1-0-1 |
3 |
|
Green Arrow (r) |
87 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1-0-1 |
3 |
|
Bubba |
99 |
0 |
0 |
2 |
32 |
0 |
0 |
1-2-0 |
2 |
|
Big Guy |
100 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
16 |
0 |
0 |
1-2-0 |
2 |
|
chill |
85 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
7 |
1-1-0 |
2 |
|
baonbaonbaon (r) |
91 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0-2-0 |
0 |
|
Kricket |
94 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0-2-0 |
0 |
|
Grumpy |
101 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0-3-0 |
0 |
|
Boomer |
101 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0-3-0 |
0 |
| SKINS |
| HOLE |
1 |
2 |
3 |
4 |
5 |
6 |
7 |
8 |
9 |
OUT |
10 |
11 |
12 |
13 |
14 |
15 |
16 |
17 |
18 |
IN |
TOTAL |
SKINS |
| PAR |
4 |
4 |
4 |
3 |
5 |
4 |
4 |
4 |
3 |
35 |
4 |
4 |
4 |
3 |
5 |
3 |
5 |
3 |
4 |
35 |
70 |
|
| Chilly |
5 |
3 |
4 |
4 |
4 |
5 |
4 |
4 |
4 |
37 |
6 |
4 |
6 |
4 |
5 |
3 |
6 |
4 |
5 |
43 |
80 |
2 |
| Ticklar |
4 |
5 |
5 |
3 |
7 |
5 |
3 |
7 |
5 |
44 |
4 |
4 |
6 |
5 |
5 |
4 |
5 |
4 |
5 |
42 |
86 |
2 |
| Dyke |
7 |
5 |
6 |
4 |
6 |
3 |
4 |
4 |
4 |
43 |
5 |
3 |
5 |
3 |
5 |
4 |
6 |
5 |
7 |
43 |
86 |
2 |
| Dr. Pepper |
6 |
5 |
6 |
2 |
5 |
6 |
5 |
5 |
4 |
44 |
5 |
4 |
6 |
3 |
5 |
3 |
6 |
3 |
6 |
41 |
85 |
1 |
| chill |
5 |
5 |
4 |
3 |
5 |
5 |
6 |
5 |
4 |
42 |
5 |
5 |
6 |
3 |
6 |
2 |
6 |
4 |
6 |
43 |
85 |
1 |
| Shorts |
6 |
6 |
5 |
3 |
5 |
5 |
7 |
5 |
4 |
46 |
5 |
5 |
5 |
3 |
6 |
4 |
6 |
3 |
4 |
41 |
87 |
1 |
| BearCat |
7 |
4 |
5 |
3 |
6 |
4 |
5 |
5 |
5 |
44 |
4 |
6 |
5 |
5 |
6 |
3 |
5 |
4 |
6 |
44 |
88 |
0 |
| baonbaonbaon (r) |
7 |
5 |
6 |
4 |
7 |
6 |
6 |
5 |
4 |
50 |
4 |
5 |
5 |
4 |
5 |
3 |
5 |
4 |
6 |
41 |
91 |
0 |
| Kricket |
7 |
4 |
7 |
4 |
6 |
5 |
5 |
5 |
3 |
46 |
5 |
5 |
5 |
5 |
8 |
4 |
7 |
4 |
5 |
48 |
94 |
0 |
| Bubba |
7 |
6 |
5 |
3 |
6 |
5 |
7 |
7 |
5 |
51 |
5 |
6 |
6 |
3 |
7 |
3 |
8 |
5 |
5 |
48 |
99 |
0 |
| Big Guy |
8 |
7 |
6 |
5 |
5 |
6 |
6 |
7 |
4 |
54 |
5 |
5 |
6 |
6 |
6 |
4 |
6 |
3 |
5 |
46 |
100 |
0 |
| Grumpy |
6 |
7 |
7 |
3 |
8 |
8 |
5 |
5 |
3 |
52 |
4 |
6 |
7 |
6 |
7 |
4 |
6 |
4 |
5 |
49 |
101 |
0 |
| Boomer |
6 |
4 |
5 |
5 |
7 |
5 |
5 |
6 |
4 |
47 |
5 |
6 |
7 |
4 |
8 |
4 |
8 |
6 |
6 |
54 |
101 |
0 |
| TOTAL |
1 |
1 |
0 |
1 |
1 |
1 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
|
0 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
|
|
9 |
| Legend |
E |
Eagle or Better |
B |
Birdie |
P |
Par |
G |
Bogey or Greater |
C |
Cut-off birdie |
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