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Notables

  • TC match (Ladies D): Gatorette vs. MsDeameanor ... MsDeameanor is moving on.
  • TC match (B): Pepilepu vs. Sunny ... Sunny moves on!
  • TC match (B): Popeye vs. Fingz ... Toot-toot, the sailor man moves on.
  • TC match (C): Serbian Mafia vs. Mexican Cartel ... Tesla (the Serbian) out-guns Grumpy (Carlos) and moves on.
  • Well done to all the TC match winners! Five groups today and five slammers undefeated: Well done to T-bird, P-Bomb, AngryBird, Sunny, and Nivlac.
  • QuickSnap Doggies: only three of four greens were hit today. Juice takes two (#10 @25' and #2 @9'). P-Bomb takes the other (#17 @2'). Nice iron play people. OK, #10 which is now #1 required woods into that brisk wind.
  • Broker-4-Tickets Skins: It was a four-skin day today with all types. Telsa #1 with a birdie. P-Bomb #4 with a birdie. AngryBird #11 with a par. And T-bird #15 with an EAGLE!
  • Unfortunately we had to say goodbye to Fingz's cat who passed away today being hit by a car before the round. So sad.
  • Sunny yells "four" and then nearly hits Nivlac but nails his cart and the ball continues towards chill's head, who ducks, and the ball hits her cart as well. And yes, he then got a par on the hole. That's staying in the zone buddy!
  • Big thank you to Mulder for taking care of skins and entering them live on the site and for Nivlac for doggie duties. Thanks guys!

Quotables

  • We came, we saw, we sweated!
  • Welcome to Oakmount boys!
  • I hate losing to you ... You've had a lot of practice at it!
  • Oh my God! ... You called? That outhouse reeks really bad! ... That's because my game is in there!
  • TC match: its not about who shot the best scores ... it was a matter of who didn't f%#@ up!
  • I'm inside you. That's never good to hear from one man to another!
  • Serbian mafia against Mexican (you look like Carlos) cartel.
  • 3 putt par!
  • I have five on Grumpy, but that may be a conflict of interest!
  • They are so slow that I had to pee twice!
  • Oh oh! You have to "f" the tree!
  • Nearest point of relief is always the beer tent!
  • I used my chicken stick!
  • Looks like you turned chicken stick into a smart stick!
Event: Stittsville
Sat Jun 25, 2016
Summary
My goodness it was hot and the fairways were hard (some pondered whether a 747 could have landed on them). These conditions did not sway our slammer crowd from having a grand time at Glen Mar (who we thank for stepping up and hosting after the Canadian had to cancel on us). The greens were rolling well and the cart-gal was omnipresent keeping us well hydrated. It was a birds of a feather kind of day as you will see from the stars! The 19th tee was well attended and beers and other beverages were consumed. Lots of talk about the upcoming Commish Cup. There was a lot of jockeying for position as slammers tried to qualify for their perspective teams. What a great group and a great day! Had a blast and hope to see you all soon ... chill out!

Stars
T-bird
This birdman goes 3-0, defends his top 10 rank, picks up a skin with an eagle and gets another birdie along the way. Sounds like text-book golf to me. Excellent job!
AngryBird
This other birdman starts the day whining about teeing off first (well actually he said why ... ummm, you're lowest rank bud). He finishes the day taking down all three competitors, carding a birdie and taking a skin (for a par). Nice finish! And yes, he paid the $2 for a whine after the round!
P-Bomb
Another undefeated slammer, goes 3-0 carding 2 birdies, picking up 1 skin and 1 dog and defending his rank. You da bomb!
Onsite Coordinator
  • chill
Stats
  • Attendance: 20
  • Scoring Average: 95
  • Birdie Average: 0.5
  • Course Rating: 8
  • Best aspects of course: Greens nice!
Kids
  • The Kids earned $29
Event Fees
  • ST Member: $42
  • EG Member: $36
  • EG Unl. Member: $30

UPSETS DEFENCES
Challenger Defender Hole Challenger Defender Hole
Nivlac [A14] Juice [A6] 17 MsDemeanor [C43] Pepilepu [A24] 10
X-Man [B24] Tesla [B14] 17 Gatorette [C57] Sunny [B53] 11
Sunny [B53] Pepilepu [A24] 18 MsDemeanor [C43] Sunny [B53] 12
AngryBird [C12] X-Man [B24] 18 Gator [B31] Juice [A6] 12
AngryBird [C12] Tesla [B14] 18 Gatorette [C57] Pepilepu [A24] 12
Popeye [B41] FingZ [B40] 18 Mulder [C10] T-bird [A4] 12
Grumpy [D1] X-Man [B24] 13
GolfGeek [C5] T-bird [A4] 13
Steel Crazy [B44] T-bird [A4] 13
Gator [B31] chill [B23] 14
Gator [B31] Nivlac [A14] 14
chill [B23] Nivlac [A14] 15
Gatorette [C57] MsDemeanor [C43] 15
Mulder [C10] Steel Crazy [B44] 15
chill [B23] Juice [A6] 16
Grumpy [D1] Tesla [B14] 16
FingZ [B40] Moz [A36] 16
Mulder [C10] GolfGeek [C5] 17
Moz [A36] P-Bomb [A22] 18
FingZ [B40] P-Bomb [A22] 18
Popeye [B41] P-Bomb [A22] 18
Grumpy [D1] AngryBird [C12] 18
Moz [A36] Popeye [B41] 18
GolfGeek [C5] Steel Crazy [B44] 18

INDIVIDUAL PLAYER STATS
Slammer Score Birds Eagles Dogs Bones Skins Bones Record Points
P-Bomb 89 2 0 1 33 1 23 3-0-0 6
T-bird 87 1 1 0 0 1 23 3-0-0 6
AngryBird 89 1 0 0 0 1 23 3-0-0 6
Sunny 86 0 0 0 0 0 0 3-0-0 6
Nivlac 89 0 0 0 0 0 0 3-0-0 6
Juice 92 0 0 2 66 0 0 2-1-0 4
X-Man 86 2 0 0 0 0 0 2-1-0 4
Pepilepu 90 2 0 0 0 0 0 2-1-0 4
Steel Crazy 98 0 0 0 0 0 0 2-1-0 4
Moz 90 0 0 0 0 0 0 1-1-1 3
Popeye 92 0 0 0 0 0 0 1-1-1 3
Tesla 88 1 0 0 0 1 23 1-2-0 2
chill 94 1 0 0 0 0 0 1-2-0 2
GolfGeek 98 0 0 0 0 0 0 1-2-0 2
MsDemeanor 111 0 0 0 0 0 0 1-2-0 2
FingZ 94 0 0 0 0 0 0 0-3-0 0
Grumpy 97 0 0 0 0 0 0 0-3-0 0
Gator 105 0 0 0 0 0 0 0-3-0 0
Mulder 107 0 0 0 0 0 0 0-3-0 0
Gatorette 113 0 0 0 0 0 0 0-3-0 0

SKINS
HOLE 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 OUT 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 IN TOTAL SKINS
PAR 4 3 5 4 4 5 3 4 4 36 3 5 4 4 4 5 4 3 4 36 72
T-bird 5 3 4 6 6 8 4 4 4 44 4 6 5 5 4 3 7 4 5 43 87 1
Tesla 3 4 6 6 4 5 4 6 4 42 3 6 6 6 6 5 5 4 5 46 88 1
P-Bomb 4 3 6 3 7 7 5 6 4 45 4 8 4 7 4 6 5 2 4 44 89 1
AngryBird 6 4 4 6 6 5 5 4 7 47 4 5 5 4 6 6 4 4 4 42 89 1
X-Man 6 5 5 4 5 5 3 5 5 43 4 6 4 5 7 4 5 2 6 43 86 0
Sunny 5 3 5 5 5 7 3 7 4 44 5 6 4 5 4 5 5 3 5 42 86 0
Nivlac 6 3 5 5 4 6 5 4 4 42 4 8 4 7 4 5 4 3 8 47 89 0
Pepilepu 5 3 6 4 6 5 5 6 5 45 4 7 5 8 4 4 5 2 6 45 90 0
Moz 5 3 7 5 6 6 4 4 6 46 4 6 6 4 5 6 5 3 5 44 90 0
Juice 5 3 5 5 5 6 4 6 6 45 3 6 5 6 6 6 5 3 7 47 92 0
Popeye 6 4 6 7 7 6 4 4 5 49 4 8 5 5 4 5 5 3 4 43 92 0
chill 5 3 5 5 5 6 5 5 6 45 4 7 5 7 6 6 6 2 6 49 94 0
FingZ 6 4 6 6 6 7 5 5 5 50 4 6 4 5 4 5 6 4 6 44 94 0
Grumpy 7 3 7 5 6 7 5 5 5 50 4 8 4 5 4 6 6 3 7 47 97 0
GolfGeek 6 4 6 4 6 8 5 7 4 50 5 6 7 7 6 5 4 3 5 48 98 0
Steel Crazy 6 5 5 5 7 7 4 6 4 49 4 7 6 6 5 7 5 4 5 49 98 0
Gator 6 3 6 6 6 7 6 6 5 51 3 7 8 6 8 7 6 4 5 54 105 0
Mulder 7 3 6 7 7 8 4 5 5 52 4 6 7 5 6 8 7 5 7 55 107 0
Gatorette 8 5 8 6 6 8 8 5 6 60 5 7 7 7 5 7 6 3 6 53 113 0
TOTAL 1 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 4
Legend E Eagle or Better B Birdie P Par G Bogey or Greater C Cut-off birdie

PLAYER MATCHES
HOLE 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18
1U 2U 3U 4U 5U 6U 7U 6U 7U 7U 8U - - - - - - -
5 3 5 5 5 7 3 7 4 5 6 - - - - - - -
8 5 8 6 6 8 8 5 6 5 7 - - - - - - -
- - - - - - -
RESULT: Sunny wins 8 and 7 Start match at hole:
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