 Notables - After entering the day, with a perfect 0-7 record vs Boomer, BearCat receives his first handshake from Boomer. It happened on the 14th hole. Congrats – your first match was April 19, 2009 in Binghamton.
- Ticklar became the 4th Slammer to win 5600 bones on Tour.
- SCrazy had a winning record against his group before the event. Now he is at 12-12-2.
- Bookie had never played to a draw in his previous 43 matches with these opponents. He now has one.
- Scores don’t matter in match play. However, we do all keep them and are usually willing to share when we do well. Crenshaw today informed the field at the nineteenth hole that this 97 was his worst Slammer score(192 events) ever. He later adjusted it to his worst after his first. We checked with the Tour’s statistician and it has been since verified. First match was 101 at Nation and this is his worst score since.
- Well I sure was impressed by these two Master presenters. BigGuy, who I have golfed with often was the QuickSnap doggy master (I have to check – did you ever do it before? PLEASE do it some more! He was busy – had to announce six winners
- My leading candidate for rookie of the year, GoughBall (sorry I can’t spell) was today’s Broker4Tickets Skins Master. Thank you for the laughs with your presentation.
- One last notable..… The Slammer that has played the most events in a row from the same division, shot a score today that earned him a promotion. After 651 events all as a D, he will play his first ever this afternoon as a C.
 Quotables
- “Ticklarville – population ONE. Ticklarville – population TWO. Ticklarville – population THREE.” “One of these things doesn’t belong here.” “I thought that the middle of the fairway looked better.”
- “You have the honours!” “On the first hole isn’t it DIShonours?”
- “There are eight skins.” “WHAT! Hardly worth winning.”
- He said “Even my tits are sweaty!” apparently that is acceptable in Liverpool.
- “I had to apologize twice in 25 feet! We must be married.”
- :I was dumping the trash before the jump to light speed.”
- “Where are you?” “I am right of the middle.” “We call it ‘right of centre’”
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Sun Jun 26, 2016
Summary
THERE they were Jean and Dave, having a seat (I have never seen her sit down before), before we left for our first hole. After eighteen, Anthony donated a couple of hats for our stars. I only announced two – I should have announced three. THANK YOU to you all. Now if we can get some better stories out of Dave after the round, that would be gold, but he does pour nicely. This is one of the Tour’s favourite homes – we are always treated well here. Dave does such a great job but needs a bit of help. I’m praying for rain, won't you join me? What is this? Jean is enjoying her lemonade again! Sitting twice in the same season ... HOORAY!
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Juice |
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During her introductions, her group was warned of her prowess on hole three, where she has two career eagles. There was much SlammerSpeak about renaming it. Juice’s Place won out (at least until the afternoon round. Today she only had a birdie there for a skin (also on hole 7). Today she goes 3-0 to defend her #16 rank. First victim was Bookie on 15. One hole later she bettered her 8-6-1 record vs Steel Crazy. On the last par three of the day, this doggette beat Ticklar for only the second time (in a row), of their career. Yes she beat her one time TC Mixed partner whom she was winless against in their first six matches. |
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Mulder |
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Mulder was wearing a hat that he won at Brockville and had all of the second best numbers of the first round that got mentioned. Too bad for him that all of the best numbers were thrown down by that person just above your eyes right now. He did beat her once. His dog on seven was two feet closer than hers. Tis true that scores don’t matter but when you sink a birdie on nine (for the skin), and make the turn carding a 41 – WOW!!! He was only one win above .500 vs Big Guy but ended him on 12, then proceeded to beat Grumpy for the 10th time this season. He changed hats for the afternoon round and looked good wearing Lombard Glen colours. |
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GoofBall (r) |
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GoofBall walked 18 – didn’t have to play much golf because his opponents forgot to show up. Today was his first time playing 36 in over 30 years. He planned to walk this afternoon ALSO (what an example of fitness). Sorry that I cost you a hat. |
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Stats
- Attendance: 13
- Scoring Average: 92
- Birdie Average: 0.38
- Course Rating: 7.5
- Best aspects of course: greens - AND FAST FAIRWAYS!
Kids
Event Fees
- ST Member: $37
- EG Member: $31
- EG Unl. Member: $26
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| UPSETS |
DEFENCES |
| Challenger |
Defender |
Hole |
Challenger |
Defender |
Hole |
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Boomer [C19] |
Intruder [A22] |
11 |
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Big Guy [D2] |
Mulder [C11] |
12 |
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Bookie [C5] |
Ticklar [A21] |
14 |
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Boomer [C19] |
BearCat [B19] |
14 |
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Grumpy [D1] |
Mulder [C11] |
14 |
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Crenshaw [A41] |
GoofBall (r) [B7] |
14 |
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Duke [A47] |
GoofBall (r) [B7] |
14 |
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Bookie [C5] |
Juice [A7] |
15 |
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Steel Crazy [B18] |
Juice [A7] |
16 |
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BearCat [B19] |
Intruder [A22] |
16 |
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Steel Crazy [B18] |
Ticklar [A21] |
16 |
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Ticklar [A21] |
Juice [A7] |
17 |
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Big Guy [D2] |
Grumpy [D1] |
17 |
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Steel Crazy [B18] |
Bookie [C5] |
18 |
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Duke [A47] |
Crenshaw [A41] |
18 |
| INDIVIDUAL PLAYER STATS |
| Slammer |
Score |
Birds |
Eagles |
Dogs |
Bones |
Skins |
Bones |
Record |
Points |
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Juice |
82 |
2 |
0 |
1 |
10 |
2 |
16 |
3-0-0 |
6 |
|
GoofBall (r) |
89 |
1 |
0 |
1 |
10 |
1 |
8 |
2-0-0 |
4 |
|
Mulder |
92 |
1 |
0 |
1 |
10 |
1 |
8 |
2-0-0 |
4 |
|
Intruder |
83 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
10 |
0 |
0 |
2-0-0 |
4 |
|
Ticklar |
87 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
3 |
24 |
2-1-0 |
4 |
|
Crenshaw |
96 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
8 |
1-1-0 |
2 |
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BearCat |
88 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1-1-0 |
2 |
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Grumpy |
99 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1-1-0 |
2 |
|
Bookie |
92 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
10 |
0 |
0 |
0-2-1 |
1 |
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Steel Crazy |
92 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0-2-1 |
1 |
|
Duke |
97 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
10 |
0 |
0 |
0-2-0 |
0 |
|
Big Guy |
99 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0-2-0 |
0 |
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Boomer |
100 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0-2-0 |
0 |
| SKINS |
| HOLE |
1 |
2 |
3 |
4 |
5 |
6 |
7 |
8 |
9 |
OUT |
10 |
11 |
12 |
13 |
14 |
15 |
16 |
17 |
18 |
IN |
TOTAL |
SKINS |
| PAR |
5 |
4 |
4 |
3 |
4 |
5 |
3 |
3 |
4 |
35 |
4 |
3 |
4 |
5 |
4 |
5 |
3 |
3 |
4 |
35 |
70 |
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| Ticklar |
7 |
5 |
4 |
3 |
4 |
5 |
4 |
5 |
5 |
42 |
5 |
4 |
4 |
6 |
4 |
7 |
5 |
5 |
5 |
45 |
87 |
3 |
| Juice |
7 |
5 |
3 |
4 |
4 |
7 |
2 |
3 |
5 |
40 |
6 |
3 |
5 |
6 |
5 |
6 |
4 |
3 |
4 |
42 |
82 |
2 |
| GoofBall (r) |
8 |
5 |
4 |
2 |
5 |
6 |
4 |
4 |
5 |
43 |
5 |
3 |
6 |
5 |
5 |
8 |
6 |
4 |
4 |
46 |
89 |
1 |
| Mulder |
6 |
4 |
5 |
4 |
5 |
6 |
3 |
5 |
3 |
41 |
6 |
4 |
6 |
7 |
5 |
6 |
6 |
5 |
6 |
51 |
92 |
1 |
| Crenshaw |
5 |
5 |
5 |
3 |
6 |
6 |
3 |
6 |
5 |
44 |
6 |
4 |
6 |
8 |
6 |
8 |
5 |
6 |
3 |
52 |
96 |
1 |
| Intruder |
5 |
4 |
4 |
4 |
5 |
6 |
3 |
5 |
5 |
41 |
6 |
3 |
5 |
6 |
5 |
5 |
4 |
3 |
5 |
42 |
83 |
0 |
| BearCat |
6 |
5 |
4 |
5 |
6 |
6 |
4 |
4 |
4 |
44 |
6 |
3 |
5 |
5 |
5 |
7 |
4 |
4 |
5 |
44 |
88 |
0 |
| Steel Crazy |
6 |
5 |
7 |
4 |
5 |
6 |
3 |
5 |
4 |
45 |
5 |
4 |
5 |
5 |
6 |
8 |
5 |
4 |
5 |
47 |
92 |
0 |
| Bookie |
8 |
5 |
6 |
4 |
5 |
6 |
3 |
6 |
5 |
48 |
5 |
3 |
6 |
6 |
5 |
8 |
3 |
4 |
4 |
44 |
92 |
0 |
| Duke |
8 |
5 |
6 |
4 |
5 |
6 |
3 |
4 |
5 |
46 |
6 |
5 |
8 |
7 |
8 |
5 |
3 |
5 |
4 |
51 |
97 |
0 |
| Big Guy |
6 |
6 |
6 |
4 |
5 |
7 |
6 |
6 |
4 |
50 |
7 |
4 |
6 |
6 |
6 |
7 |
4 |
5 |
4 |
49 |
99 |
0 |
| Grumpy |
8 |
8 |
7 |
3 |
6 |
7 |
6 |
5 |
4 |
54 |
7 |
4 |
5 |
5 |
5 |
5 |
5 |
4 |
5 |
45 |
99 |
0 |
| Boomer |
6 |
6 |
6 |
5 |
6 |
7 |
4 |
3 |
6 |
49 |
6 |
4 |
6 |
5 |
6 |
8 |
6 |
4 |
6 |
51 |
100 |
0 |
| TOTAL |
0 |
0 |
1 |
1 |
0 |
1 |
1 |
0 |
1 |
|
0 |
0 |
1 |
0 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
|
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8 |
| Legend |
E |
Eagle or Better |
B |
Birdie |
P |
Par |
G |
Bogey or Greater |
C |
Cut-off birdie |
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