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eQuinelle LoGo

Notables

  • MILESTONE MILESTONE! Seems like he has always been on the Tour...but today marked McGoop's 200th event in this his 4th season. McGoop marks the day by defending his #1 rank against Chef, Ticklar and Irons
  • TC MIXED "B" - RonBow and Orange Crush take the win on the 13th against Stevie Ray and MsDemeanor
  • TC "A": Pickle wins against F6Noob to advance to the next round
  • QUICK SNAP DOGGIES: Four doggies with two for Chef (#8, 5ft & #15, 15ft) and one each to RonBow (#3, 2ft) and Bookie (#16, 4ft) @ 25 bones each
  • BROKER4TICKETS SKINS: A total of five skins and all with birds in the first 10 holes...with one each to IronMaiden, RonBow, Steamer, Pickle and Irons at 19 bones a piece
  • GRUMPY STATS: Juice records her 500th win when she took down Grumpy on the 14th
  • Thank you so much to Grumpy for handling the skins duties today, entered quickly onsite and reported in fine Grumpy style ! Love it! ( and you :) )

Quotables

  • If I didn't suck at putting and those two shanks...I had YA !
  • Is that a girl's putter?
  • Wow, these greens are nice
  • Nice day without the wind
  • I'm gonna use my "far club"
  • Here is a five, hold it until tomorrow
  • Now YOU owe me five
  • If Dustin Johnson took that drop he'd be in trouble
  • I need a courtesy wipe
  • Where is the cart girl, I need her to pour a water down my throat
Event: eQuinelle
Sat Jul 2, 2016
Summary
One week from today many of us will be at Casselview GC waiting for the results to be tallied to crown the winner of the 10th annual Commish's Cup. And as exciting as that is the build up to this grand event is as big. Many players were out this long weekend trying to clinch a spot on their regional team ... some have succeeded, some will before the end of event play tomorrow...and some will now have to hope for a captain's pick...but there are often spots for everyone who want to play. Contact Malone if you are interested and there will most likely be spots on either visiting teams or the opportunity to be poached by a rival captain. Let the fun begin !

Stars
Pickle
Pickle has been a growing force on Tour and today shows that McGoop will soon have some serious competition for that #1 rank that he has rightfully "owned" for the better part of his Slammer career. Has anyone ever seen those cat videos where a cucumber is placed behind them and they literally freak? I encourage everyone to go watch a few of those... Sorry, back to First Star business. Pickle defends against Hen and records the upset wins over Shortstack and then F6Noob...which was also for the TC "A" win. This puts him in the sweet 16 to play against Chilly in the next round. One birdie was all he needed to get one fifth of the skins pot and round out an excellent day ! The only big question left...Will he play for Team West or Team Broker4Tickets? I'd pick him :) - Congrats!
Steamer
Steamer came out to secure his spot on Team East, a team he has played with and won on in 2010 and 2011. Three upset wins were pocketed when all was said and done...taking down springlakes, Steel Crazy and IronMaiden...and Steamer now sits as #3 on the Slammer totem pole. One bird, one skin. Nice!
RonBow
RonBow was sporting a lovely shade of mauve...of course...with his honey Purple Crush...I mean Orange Crush as they took on and won the mixed TC "B" against Stevie Ray and MsDemeanor. RonBow wins his match against Stevie Ray and betters his lifetime match up to 4-2-0. One bird, one skin and a doggie top off an great day ! Well done !
Onsite Coordinator
  • IronMaiden
Stats
  • Attendance: 20
  • Scoring Average: 88
  • Birdie Average: 0.55
  • Course Rating: 9.5
  • Best aspects of course: Course is in fantastic condition! Thank you Volley !
Kids
  • The Kids earned $15
Event Fees
  • ST Member: $65
  • EG Member: $55
  • EG Unl. Member: $45

UPSETS DEFENCES
Challenger Defender Hole Challenger Defender Hole
RonBow [147] Stevie Ray [9] 13 Irons [81] Chef [2] 12
IronMaiden [11] springlakes [3] 13 Hen (r) [Unr] F6Noob [13] 12
Pickle [113] ShortStack [55] 16 Hen (r) [Unr] Pickle [113] 12
Grumpy [72] BigGuy [71] 17 Irons [81] Ticklar [59] 13
Steamer [151] springlakes [3] 17 BigGuy [71] Bookie [65] 13
Pickle [113] F6Noob [13] 17 BigGuy [71] Juice [20] 13
Steamer [151] Steel Crazy [67] 17 Irons [81] McGoop [1] 13
Steamer [151] IronMaiden [11] 18 Hen (r) [Unr] ShortStack [55] 13
Grumpy [72] Juice [20] 14
Ticklar [59] McGoop [1] 14
MsDemeanor [213] Orange Crush [205] 14
Grumpy [72] Bookie [65] 15
Ticklar [59] Chef [2] 16
Bookie [65] Juice [20] 17
Chef [2] McGoop [1] 17
Steel Crazy [67] springlakes [3] 17
ShortStack [55] F6Noob [13] 17
Steel Crazy [67] IronMaiden [11] 18

INDIVIDUAL PLAYER STATS
Slammer Score Birds Eagles Dogs Bones Skins Bones Record Points
Pickle 76 1 0 0 0 1 19 3-0-0 6
Steamer 79 1 0 0 0 1 19 3-0-0 6
McGoop 74 1 0 0 0 0 0 3-0-0 6
Juice 88 0 0 0 0 0 0 3-0-0 6
Chef 76 1 0 2 50 0 0 2-1-0 4
Bookie 91 1 0 1 25 0 0 2-1-0 4
IronMaiden 83 2 0 0 0 1 19 2-1-0 4
F6Noob 82 0 0 0 0 0 0 2-1-0 4
RonBow 80 1 0 1 25 1 19 1-0-0 2
Ticklar 81 2 0 0 0 0 0 1-2-0 2
ShortStack 84 0 0 0 0 0 0 1-2-0 2
springlakes 88 0 0 0 0 0 0 1-2-0 2
Orange Crush 99 0 0 0 0 0 0 1-0-0 2
Grumpy 105 0 0 0 0 0 0 1-2-0 2
Irons 88 1 0 0 0 1 19 0-3-0 0
Steel Crazy 84 0 0 0 0 0 0 0-3-0 0
Stevie Ray 87 0 0 0 0 0 0 0-1-0 0
Hen (r) 93 0 0 0 0 0 0 0-3-0 0
MsDemeanor 104 0 0 0 0 0 0 0-1-0 0
BigGuy 108 0 0 0 0 0 0 0-3-0 0

SKINS
HOLE 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 OUT 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 IN TOTAL SKINS
PAR 4 4 3 5 4 5 4 3 4 36 4 5 4 3 4 4 3 4 5 36 72
Pickle 4 4 4 7 4 5 4 2 5 39 4 5 5 3 4 4 3 4 5 37 76 1
Steamer 5 5 3 5 6 4 5 3 4 40 5 5 5 3 5 4 3 4 5 39 79 1
RonBow 4 4 2 5 4 6 5 5 5 40 4 6 4 3 4 4 5 5 5 40 80 1
IronMaiden 3 5 4 5 4 6 4 3 6 40 5 4 4 3 5 6 6 5 5 43 83 1
Irons 5 5 4 6 5 6 5 3 6 45 3 5 6 4 5 4 4 6 6 43 88 1
McGoop 4 4 4 5 5 6 4 3 4 39 4 4 4 3 4 4 3 4 5 35 74 0
Chef 4 4 3 5 4 6 4 3 4 37 6 5 5 3 4 5 3 4 4 39 76 0
Ticklar 5 5 4 5 4 5 4 5 5 42 5 4 5 3 5 5 3 5 4 39 81 0
F6Noob 4 4 3 6 4 5 4 5 4 39 5 5 4 4 5 4 4 5 7 43 82 0
Steel Crazy 5 4 4 5 5 5 4 3 4 39 6 5 4 5 5 5 4 6 5 45 84 0
ShortStack 4 5 4 6 5 5 5 4 4 42 5 5 5 3 4 4 4 6 6 42 84 0
Stevie Ray 4 5 4 6 6 6 5 5 6 47 5 5 5 3 5 4 4 4 5 40 87 0
Juice 7 6 4 7 5 6 5 3 5 48 4 6 4 3 5 4 4 4 6 40 88 0
springlakes 4 4 4 6 5 5 5 6 8 47 5 5 4 4 5 4 3 5 6 41 88 0
Bookie 4 5 4 5 5 6 6 5 8 48 5 6 6 3 5 5 3 6 4 43 91 0
Hen (r) 6 5 4 6 5 6 7 4 5 48 5 6 5 4 6 5 3 5 6 45 93 0
Orange Crush 7 4 3 7 6 6 4 5 6 48 5 6 5 3 5 6 5 8 8 51 99 0
Grumpy 6 6 4 6 4 8 7 4 6 51 4 8 6 4 6 5 5 8 8 54 105 0
BigGuy 6 6 5 7 6 6 6 6 8 56 5 7 4 3 6 7 5 8 7 52 108 0
TOTAL 1 0 1 0 0 1 0 1 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 5
Legend E Eagle or Better B Birdie P Par G Bogey or Greater C Cut-off birdie

PLAYER MATCHES
HOLE 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18
1U 2U 2U 3U 3U 3U 4U 4U 5U 4U 5U 6U 7U - - - - -
4 4 4 5 5 6 4 3 4 4 4 4 3 - - - - -
5 5 4 6 5 6 5 3 6 3 5 6 4 - - - - -
- - - - -
RESULT: McGoop wins 7 and 5 Start match at hole:
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