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eQuinelle LoGo

Notables

  • TC UPDATE #1: Bells takes down Dutch in the TC "C" Class
  • TC UPDATE #2: Biscuit Oshumka takes down Grasshopper in the TC "D" class
  • Broker4Tickets Skins Report: Six skins each worth $12 with $3 to the kids. T-Bone #1 PAR, Inch #2 BIRDIE, PointZero #9 BIRDIE, #10 PAR, #12 BIRDIE, and Bells #11 BIRDIE. Thanks to T-Bone for taking care of the Skins Duties.
  • Quick Snap Doggie Report: Four par 3's but only 3 were claimed. Each Doggie worth $25 with ZERO going to the kids. BUBBA (#3 @ 12'), PointZero (#8 @ 17'), and Steel Crazy (#13 at 54'), Thanks to Charie Ono for doing the Doggie Duty!
  • NOTABE #1: Grumpy is now on the 10K WATCH
  • THANKS: Goes to Duke for being a late entry last night to stretch the event from 3 groups to 4. This allowed for a couple last minute entries for Iron Maiden and BUBBA.
  • NOTABLE #2: Many CIGARS were sparked up
  • NOTABLE #3: The house backing onto the 8th tee is still for sale.
  • NOTABLE #4: The food post round at the clubhouse is damned good

Quotables

  • "At least you get to breathe for 5 more minutes."
  • "You're flyin' low Ono!"
  • "Gross!"
  • "We all shot 92"
  • "Have you seen my Golf Bag?"....the group ahead dropped their bag off their power cart.
  • "10K WATCH!"
  • "Where's springlakes?"
  • "I took your vaginal advice."
  • "Don't give the money yet!"
  • "Now can I give him the money?"..."Not yet!"
  • "OK, you can give the money out now...."
Event: eQuinelle
Tue Sep 13, 2016
Summary
Very slow day today as eQuinelle hosted the OVGA Senior Intersectionals today and the ripple effect of slow play for that event killed the pace the entire day. Great example of why Pace of Play is important. Very windy but solid weather. Course was set up a little tough with deep rough and tough pins. The course showed its teeth today. Two players advance to their respective TC Finals today. We are also ofiicially on a 10K watch. IF you want to know what this is, ask Grumpy! My next OC Event is at Montebello next week. All the cool kids will be there. So be there or be SQUARE!

Stars
pointZero
Today's first star was full value for this lofty position. PointZero went 3-0 with early wins against T-Bone and Steel Crazy on the 13th and Inch on the 14th. Three birdies, two for skins and another par skin plus a Doggie put a good number of Bones in his pocket. Oh, and he was -1 over the final 13 holes. WOW!
Bells
Today's 2nd star went undefeated with wins against Dutch on the 17th and Duke on the 18th. Bells win vs Dutch sends him to the finals of the TC "C" Championship of the WORLD! His opponent is TBD. Oh, and he kicked in a birdie for a skin. Good luck in the final!
Biscuit Oshumka
Today's 3rd star went undefeated with wins against Grasshopper on the 14th, Grumpy on the 17th, and BUBBA on the 18th. Biscuit Oshumka's win vs Grasshopper moves him to the Finals of the TC "D" championship of the WORLD! Good luck in the final!
Onsite Coordinator
  • T-Bone
Stats
  • Attendance: 15
  • Scoring Average: 94
  • Birdie Average: 0.47
  • Course Rating: 8.5
  • Best aspects of course: Greens
Kids
  • The Kids earned $12
Event Fees
  • ST Member: $65
  • EG Member: $55
  • EG Unl. Member: $45

UPSETS DEFENCES
Challenger Defender Hole Challenger Defender Hole
Bells [B49] Duke [A3] 18 Stevie Ray [C1] IronMaiden [B2] 13
T-Bone [B7] Steel Crazy [B4] 18 Charlie Ono [C59] IronMaiden [B2] 13
Juice [A17] IronMaiden [B2] 13
T-Bone [B7] pointZero [A57] 13
Steel Crazy [B4] pointZero [A57] 13
Inch [B18] pointZero [A57] WDN
Grasshopper [B89] Biscuit Oshumka [C15] 14
Charlie Ono [C59] Stevie Ray [C1] 16
Inch [B18] T-Bone [B7] WDN
Grumpy [D1] Biscuit Oshumka [C15] 16
Bubba [C29] Grumpy [D1] 17
Bubba [C29] Grasshopper [B89] 17
Bubba [C29] Biscuit Oshumka [C15] 17
Dutch [B58] Bells [B49] 17
Juice [A17] Stevie Ray [C1] 18
Charlie Ono [C59] Juice [A17] 18
Grasshopper [B89] Grumpy [D1] 18
Dutch [B58] Duke [A3] 18
Inch [B18] Steel Crazy [B4] WDN

INDIVIDUAL PLAYER STATS
Slammer Score Birds Eagles Dogs Bones Skins Bones Record Points
pointZero 77 3 0 1 25 3 36 3-0-0 6
IronMaiden 83 1 0 0 0 0 0 3-0-0 6
Biscuit Oshumka 97 0 0 0 0 0 0 3-0-0 6
T-Bone 91 0 0 0 0 1 12 2-1-0 4
Bells 92 1 0 0 0 1 12 2-0-0 4
Stevie Ray 90 0 0 0 0 0 0 1-1-1 3
Grasshopper 101 0 0 0 0 0 0 1-1-1 3
Grumpy 102 0 0 0 0 0 0 1-1-1 3
Steel Crazy 94 0 0 1 25 0 0 1-2-0 2
Juice 92 0 0 0 0 0 0 0-1-2 2
Duke 92 1 0 0 0 0 0 0-1-1 1
Dutch 92 0 0 0 0 0 0 0-1-1 1
Charlie Ono 94 0 0 0 0 0 0 0-2-1 1
Bubba 106 0 0 1 25 0 0 0-3-0 0
Inch WDN 0-3-0 0

SKINS
HOLE 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 OUT 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 IN TOTAL SKINS
PAR 4 4 3 5 4 5 4 3 4 36 4 5 4 3 4 4 3 4 5 36 72
pointZero 6 5 4 6 5 4 4 3 3 40 4 6 3 3 4 4 4 4 5 37 77 3
T-Bone 4 6 4 7 5 6 5 3 5 45 6 6 4 5 4 4 6 5 6 46 91 1
Bells 5 7 6 5 6 5 4 4 6 48 7 4 6 4 4 4 4 5 6 44 92 1
IronMaiden 5 4 3 6 5 4 7 4 4 42 5 6 4 3 4 5 4 5 5 41 83 0
Stevie Ray 7 5 3 5 5 6 5 5 5 46 5 7 5 4 4 6 4 4 5 44 90 0
Duke 7 4 4 5 5 4 6 4 7 46 5 6 5 4 5 5 5 4 7 46 92 0
Juice 6 5 4 7 5 6 4 4 4 45 7 6 6 4 5 5 4 5 5 47 92 0
Dutch 5 6 3 6 5 6 5 4 6 46 6 6 5 4 5 5 5 5 5 46 92 0
Charlie Ono 5 6 4 8 6 5 6 3 6 49 6 5 5 4 5 5 4 5 6 45 94 0
Steel Crazy 7 5 4 5 5 5 6 6 6 49 6 6 5 3 4 4 6 5 6 45 94 0
Biscuit Oshumka 8 4 4 5 5 7 6 4 7 50 5 6 5 6 4 4 5 6 6 47 97 0
Grasshopper 5 5 4 6 6 5 8 5 8 52 6 6 5 4 6 5 6 6 5 49 101 0
Grumpy 6 5 3 6 5 6 7 6 6 50 6 6 5 4 6 5 8 5 7 52 102 0
Bubba 8 6 3 6 5 5 5 4 5 47 7 6 8 5 6 6 8 7 6 59 106 0
TOTAL 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 1 1 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 5
Legend E Eagle or Better B Birdie P Par G Bogey or Greater C Cut-off birdie

PLAYER MATCHES
HOLE 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18
AS AS 1U 1U 2U 3U 3U 4U 5U 5U 6U 7U - - - - -
6 5 4 6 5 4 4 3 3 4 6 3 3 - - - - -
4 6 4 7 5 6 5 3 5 6 6 4 5 - - - - -
1U AS AS - - - - -
RESULT: pointZero wins 7 and 5 Start match at hole:
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