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Notables

  • TC-PARENT CHILD FINAL: The team of McGoop and Pickle defeated the team of Nivlac and Nivlac 2.0. Congratulations to the champs!!
  • QUICKSNAP DOGGIE REPORT: Thank you to Golfgeek for doing the report and to Malone for helping gather up the dogs with split tees. Dogs were won by Chef on hole 3 at 8', Jonboy on hole 7 at 15', PointZero on hole 13 at 20', Skeeter on hole 14 at 32' and by Irons on hole 16 at 11'. Each Dog was worth a tidy $33.
  • BROKER4TICKETS SKINS REPORT: Thank you to Iron Maiden for taking on the skins report duties. Skins went to Malone on hole 6, T-Bird on hole 8, Smitty on hole 10 and PointZero on hole 12. Each Skin was worth $38.
  • Hen played in his 15th career event
  • JonBoy played in his 20th career event.
  • Pommie had his 35th career bird.
  • T-Bird has his 120th career bird.
  • Malone had his 630th career bird.
  • Smitty had his 355th career bird.
  • Spud had his 85th career bird.
  • PointZero had his 295th career bird.
  • McGoop had his 675th career bird.
  • PointZero had his 165th career dog.
  • McGoop played in his 55th event of the year.
  • Malone played in his 30th event of the year.
  • JohBoy played in his 20th event of the year.
  • Smitty also played in his 20th event of the year.
  • Hen played in his 15th event of the year.
  • Duke played in his 35th event of the year.
  • Dr. Pepper got her 40th birdie of the year.
  • Malone got his 45th birdie of the year.
  • Smitty got his 15th birdie of the year.
  • Nolanator got his 5th birdie of the year.
  • PointZero got his 20th dog of the year.
  • Iron Maiden wore skorts. I only point this out because it was noted by two different groups.

Quotables

  • "You're gonna have to leave now."
  • "blah blah blah....Trump.....blah blah Clinton....blah blah Trump.....blah blah blah....Clinton....blah blah blah....."
  • "Nice Ink!"...."You like it? It's a Sharpee."
  • "*Sirens ringing nearby*...."There's my ride!"
  • "I brought leftovers."....."Are the shareable? Or just Cherylable?"
  • "There's a ball over here in the bunker........Now there are two balls over hear in the bunker."
  • "The trick on 8 to avoid the fescue on the left is to pretend you are hitting your second shot."
  • "He tees so far back he needs two drivers to reach the T4 blocks."
  • "I don't get excitable often, but when I do, I have a beer."
  • "What a great day."
  • "I can't believe she's wearing a skort!"
  • "Plinko!!"
  • "Ok, where did that go?"......(repeat next 17 holes)
  • "Today was Cracker Royale...not Clash Royale."
  • "What hole do I aim at?"......"The big one."
  • "It looked like you were freshly plucked."
  • "People should state 'I think' before stating their opinion."
 Event: Pine View
Sun Nov 13, 2016
Summary
Pineview was a rocking, because 33 Slammers came a knocking. Nine groups descended on the course and with the low sun, short days and daylight savings behind us, we set out to split tees and a crossover. This lead to some exciting app watching to see who was walking away with skins. How was the Parent/Child TC final going? Would others in our class climb up in the Run for Number 1? In the end, it was a glorious day no matter how you sliced it or what matches were happening. Mother Nature treated us all to a fantastic sunny Sunday. .................................................................................................... Mulder Out

Stars
Malone
He deserved first star for his wardrobe alone. But he topped it by showing up to play...BIG time. Not only does he go undefeated with a 3-0-0 record, but he racks up 5 birdies and a skin and is the new number 2 on tour. Slick!!
RoadWarrior
Mad Max rumbled along in Australia. The Road Warrior rumbled along to a 3-0-0 record and climbed 238 places in the standings while dropping back to back jacks. Yowza!!
Dr. Pepper
Did she go 7-Up the standings?? Nope. She went 59 Up the rankings from 63 to number 4. She went undefeated with a 3-0-0 record and netted 3 birdies along the way. Very nice!!
Onsite Coordinator
  • Mulder
Stats
  • Attendance: 33
  • Scoring Average: 86
  • Birdie Average: 1.15
  • Course Rating: 8.5
  • Best aspects of course: Fairways
Kids
  • The Kids earned $30
Event Fees
  • ST Member: $30
  • EG Member: $25
  • EG Unl. Member: $20
Total for The Kids

UPSETS DEFENCES
Challenger Defender Hole Challenger Defender Hole
Smitty [143] F6Noob [14] WDN F6Noob [14] DJD [11] WDN
FrenchHooligan [28] F6Noob [14] WDN Tahee (r) [141] Chef [74] 12
Dr. Pepper [63] IronMaiden [15] 15 FrenchHooligan [28] DJD [11] 12
Pommie [30] Kricket [22] 16 Irons [44] JonBoy (r) [2] 12
IronMaiden [15] T-bird [4] 16 Tahee (r) [141] Nolanator [192] 12
Cracker [51] Kricket [22] 17 FrenchHooligan [28] Smitty [143] 13
Dr. Pepper [63] T-bird [4] 17 Nivlac [13] Pickle [128] 13
Malone [8] JonBoy (r) [2] 17 Mulder [54] pointZero [59] 13
RoadWarrior [262] pointZero [59] 18 Duke [103] Ehmcee [24] 13
Shteeme [69] IronMaiden [15] 18 Spud [90] Chef [74] 14
Shteeme [69] T-bird [4] 18 Tahee (r) [141] Spud [90] 14
RoadWarrior [262] chill [18] 18 Mulder [54] RoadWarrior [262] 14
Ehmcee [24] Skeeter [16] 18 Dracula [35] JonBoy (r) [2] 14
AngryBird [73] Kricket [22] 15
Irons [44] Malone [8] 15
AngryBird [73] Pommie [30] 15
Duke [103] Skeeter [16] 15
Nivlac 2.0 (r) [161] Pickle [128] 15
AngryBird [73] Cracker [51] 15
GolfGeek [117] Hen (r) [42] 15
GolfGeek [117] KidsClub [23] 16
Hen (r) [42] KidsClub [23] 16
Dracula [35] Malone [8] 16
Nivlac [13] McGoop [1] 16
Nivlac 2.0 (r) [161] McGoop [1] 16
Spud [90] Nolanator [192] 16
Mulder [54] chill [18] 16
Shteeme [69] Dr. Pepper [63] 16
Irons [44] Dracula [35] 17
Nolanator [192] Chef [74] 18
Pommie [30] Cracker [51] 18
Smitty [143] DJD [11] 18
pointZero [59] chill [18] 18

INDIVIDUAL PLAYER STATS
Slammer Score Birds Eagles Dogs Bones Skins Bones Record Points
Malone 76 5 0 0 0 1 38 3-0-0 6
Dr. Pepper 77 3 0 0 0 0 0 3-0-0 6
RoadWarrior 82 2 0 0 0 0 0 3-0-0 6
Cracker 85 1 0 0 0 0 0 3-0-0 6
Chef 80 0 0 1 33 0 0 2-0-1 5
Smitty 83 2 0 0 0 1 38 2-0-1 5
Nolanator 81 2 0 0 0 0 0 2-0-1 5
DJD 82 0 0 0 0 0 0 2-0-1 5
JonBoy (r) 76 2 0 1 33 0 0 2-1-0 4
McGoop 76 2 0 0 0 0 0 2-0-0 4
Pickle 77 2 0 0 0 0 0 2-0-0 4
Ehmcee 81 2 0 0 0 0 0 2-0-0 4
Shteeme 84 0 0 0 0 0 0 2-1-0 4
Pommie 85 2 0 0 0 0 0 2-1-0 4
chill 86 0 0 0 0 0 0 2-1-0 4
KidsClub 88 0 0 0 0 0 0 2-0-0 4
pointZero 89 2 0 1 33 1 38 1-2-0 2
Skeeter 87 0 0 1 33 0 0 1-1-0 2
Spud 85 1 0 0 0 0 0 1-2-0 2
IronMaiden 86 1 0 0 0 0 0 1-2-0 2
Dracula 86 1 0 0 0 0 0 1-2-0 2
Kricket 89 0 0 0 0 0 0 1-2-0 2
Hen (r) 93 0 0 0 0 0 0 1-1-0 2
FrenchHooligan 93 0 0 0 0 0 0 1-2-0 2
Irons 88 1 0 1 33 0 0 0-3-0 0
T-bird 85 3 0 0 0 1 38 0-3-0 0
Nivlac 80 1 0 0 0 0 0 0-2-0 0
Nivlac 2.0 (r) 81 2 0 0 0 0 0 0-2-0 0
Duke 90 0 0 0 0 0 0 0-2-0 0
AngryBird 93 1 0 0 0 0 0 0-3-0 0
Mulder 98 0 0 0 0 0 0 0-3-0 0
GolfGeek 99 0 0 0 0 0 0 0-2-0 0
Tahee (r) 101 0 0 0 0 0 0 0-3-0 0
F6Noob WDN 0-3-0 0

SKINS
HOLE 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 OUT 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 IN TOTAL SKINS
PAR 5 4 3 4 5 4 3 4 4 36 4 5 3 5 3 4 3 4 5 36 72
Malone 4 5 4 6 4 3 3 6 5 40 4 4 5 5 3 3 3 4 5 36 76 1
Smitty 6 4 3 6 5 5 4 5 5 43 3 6 5 5 4 5 4 4 4 40 83 1
T-bird 4 5 4 5 4 4 5 3 6 40 5 6 4 5 4 5 4 6 6 45 85 1
pointZero 6 4 5 7 6 5 4 4 5 46 5 5 2 6 4 8 3 3 7 43 89 1
JonBoy (r) 5 4 4 4 4 5 3 5 5 39 4 5 3 5 4 4 4 4 4 37 76 0
McGoop 5 4 4 5 5 4 3 5 5 40 5 5 3 5 3 5 3 3 4 36 76 0
Dr. Pepper 5 4 4 5 5 5 4 4 4 40 5 4 4 4 4 3 4 4 5 37 77 0
Pickle 4 4 4 4 5 5 3 5 4 38 4 5 4 4 4 4 4 5 5 39 77 0
Chef 5 4 3 5 5 4 5 6 5 42 5 5 3 5 3 5 3 4 5 38 80 0
Nivlac 6 4 3 5 5 5 4 5 5 42 5 6 4 5 3 4 3 4 4 38 80 0
Ehmcee 5 4 3 6 5 6 4 6 4 43 4 4 4 4 4 5 3 5 5 38 81 0
Nolanator 4 4 4 5 5 5 4 5 7 43 5 5 4 5 4 4 3 3 5 38 81 0
Nivlac 2.0 (r) 6 4 5 6 4 5 4 5 5 44 4 4 4 5 4 4 3 4 5 37 81 0
DJD 6 4 3 4 6 5 4 6 4 42 4 5 4 5 5 5 3 4 5 40 82 0
RoadWarrior 4 4 4 5 5 5 4 5 5 41 5 6 5 6 4 4 3 4 4 41 82 0
Shteeme 6 4 4 5 5 5 3 5 5 42 4 7 3 6 4 4 4 5 5 42 84 0
Spud 4 5 4 6 6 5 4 6 6 46 4 6 3 5 4 4 4 4 5 39 85 0
Cracker 5 4 4 6 7 5 3 5 4 43 5 6 4 6 5 5 3 4 4 42 85 0
Dracula 7 3 3 5 7 5 5 5 6 46 4 6 4 5 4 4 4 4 5 40 86 0
IronMaiden 7 3 4 5 7 6 4 6 5 47 4 6 3 6 3 4 3 5 5 39 86 0
chill 6 5 3 5 6 5 4 5 4 43 4 7 4 6 3 6 3 5 5 43 86 0
Skeeter 6 4 4 5 5 6 5 5 6 46 4 7 3 6 3 4 4 4 6 41 87 0
Irons 7 5 3 5 6 6 5 6 5 48 4 5 4 6 5 5 3 4 4 40 88 0
Kricket 6 4 3 5 7 6 4 5 4 44 4 6 4 7 5 5 4 5 5 45 89 0
Duke 6 5 5 6 6 6 4 5 5 48 5 6 4 5 4 5 3 5 5 42 90 0
FrenchHooligan 7 4 4 6 7 5 5 6 4 48 5 6 6 5 4 6 3 5 5 45 93 0
Hen (r) 8 5 4 5 6 6 4 5 7 50 4 6 3 7 4 5 4 5 5 43 93 0
AngryBird 5 5 5 5 5 7 4 7 5 48 4 7 5 4 5 5 3 6 6 45 93 0
Mulder 7 5 6 4 6 4 4 6 6 48 6 6 4 8 5 5 4 6 6 50 98 0
GolfGeek 6 5 5 4 8 7 4 6 7 52 4 6 4 8 4 5 5 6 5 47 99 0
Tahee (r) 8 4 5 6 6 6 5 5 5 50 6 7 5 6 7 5 4 4 7 51 101 0
TOTAL 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 1 0 1 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 4
Legend E Eagle or Better B Birdie P Par G Bogey or Greater C Cut-off birdie

PLAYER MATCHES
HOLE 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18
1U 2U 1U 2U 3U 4U 5U 6U 6U 6U 6U 7U - - - - - -
5 4 4 4 4 5 3 5 5 4 5 3 - - - - - -
7 5 3 5 6 6 5 6 5 4 5 4 - - - - - -
- - - - - -
RESULT: JonBoy wins 7 and 6 Start match at hole:
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