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Champlain LoGo

Notables

  • Only one TC match today - "A" division, whereby the young Pickle overcame the young at heart Macdasustla on the 16th hole. Felicitations.
  • No end of credit to Papa Malone and Macdahustla for presenting the dogs and skin reports today.
  • The QuickSnap Doggie report saw 4 out of a possible 5 dogs being snared. #4 at 15 1/2 ft Juice, #7 at 24 ft McGoop, #11 at 15 ft Charlie, and #15 at 21 ft Papa Malone.
  • And skins, sponsored by Real Fans, go to one slammer, no surprise, 3 skins to the indefatigable McGoop.

Quotables

  • The kid is a bloody wanka!
  • I get to get waxed by McGoop Jr.
  • wow, my feet are wet
  • Amazing we are playing today. Turned out beautiful.
  • Will take a few weeks to dry out.
Event: Champlain
Mon Jul 3, 2017
Summary
Goodness gracious me! Again tough slogging in the wetness, but what are you gonna do? Golf courses are open, and must be played. Turned into a very nice day and of course the company is always above recrimination. Per ardua ad astra

Stars
Pickle
Playing his first match in this year's TC "A" Division, this #3 ranked TC "A" slammer takes the win over the #30 TC "A" ranked Macdahustla, 4 and 2. No birdies, but a constant stream of pars led to a solid mid seventies score as well as a 3 and 0 record. Awesome!
Papa Malone
One of my favorite SS slammers, Papa was on fire, going 3 and 0, while capturing a dog. Always humble in victory this is a well deserved 2nd star selection.
McGoop
The superlatives in describing the skill and sportsmanship of this slammer have already been trotted out many times. However, let me add to the list by remarking on his rock steady play and gentlemanly demeanor. A one over par round with 3 birds, wondrous!
Onsite Coordinator
  • GoofBall
Stats
  • Attendance: 12
  • Scoring Average: 93
  • Birdie Average: 0.33
  • Course Rating: 7
  • Best aspects of course: It was open.
Kids
  • The Kids earned $18
Event Fees
  • ST Member: $30
  • EG Member: $25
  • EG Unl. Member: $20
Total for The Kids

UPSETS DEFENCES
Challenger Defender Hole Challenger Defender Hole
Pickle [45] Juice [12] 12 Bubba [136] McGoop [46] 10
T-bird [31] Juice [12] 13 GoofBall [69] McGoop [46] 11
Papa Malone [54] BearCat [51] 13 Scarface (r) [Unr] Papa Malone [54] 12
McGoop [46] IronBrian [17] 13 Charlie [79] Papa Malone [54] 13
Macdahustla (r) [19] Juice [12] 14 Bubba [136] IronBrian [17] 13
Pickle [45] T-bird [31] 14 GoofBall [69] IronBrian [17] 14
Pickle [45] Macdahustla (r) [19] 16 Bubba [136] GoofBall [69] 15
Scarface (r) [Unr] BearCat [51] 16
T-bird [31] Macdahustla (r) [19] 16
Charlie [79] BearCat [51] 17
Scarface (r) [Unr] Charlie [79] 17

INDIVIDUAL PLAYER STATS
Slammer Score Birds Eagles Dogs Bones Skins Bones Record Points
McGoop 72 3 0 1 15 3 54 3-0-0 6
Papa Malone 92 0 0 1 15 0 0 3-0-0 6
Pickle 76 0 0 0 0 0 0 3-0-0 6
Macdahustla (r) 80 0 0 0 0 0 0 2-1-0 4
IronBrian 87 0 0 0 0 0 0 2-1-0 4
BearCat 106 0 0 0 0 0 0 2-1-0 4
Charlie 114 0 0 1 15 0 0 1-2-0 2
T-bird 85 0 0 0 0 0 0 1-2-0 2
GoofBall 91 0 0 0 0 0 0 1-2-0 2
Juice 91 1 0 1 15 0 0 0-3-0 0
Bubba 97 0 0 0 0 0 0 0-3-0 0
Scarface (r) 119 0 0 0 0 0 0 0-3-0 0

SKINS
HOLE 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 OUT 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 IN TOTAL SKINS
PAR 5 3 5 3 5 4 3 4 4 36 5 3 4 4 4 3 4 4 4 35 71
McGoop 5 4 6 4 4 3 3 4 4 37 5 4 4 4 4 3 3 4 4 35 72 3
Pickle 6 4 5 3 5 4 4 4 4 39 6 3 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 37 76 0
Macdahustla (r) 5 4 5 3 5 5 3 5 5 40 7 3 5 5 4 3 5 4 4 40 80 0
T-bird 5 4 6 3 5 4 4 6 4 41 6 4 5 5 5 4 6 5 4 44 85 0
IronBrian 7 4 6 4 5 6 3 5 5 45 7 3 5 4 4 4 5 5 5 42 87 0
GoofBall 6 5 7 3 6 6 4 6 5 48 7 4 5 5 5 4 5 4 4 43 91 0
Juice 7 4 6 3 4 5 5 6 5 45 7 5 5 6 5 4 5 5 4 46 91 0
Papa Malone 5 4 5 4 6 5 3 4 6 42 8 5 6 6 5 3 5 7 5 50 92 0
Bubba 7 5 8 4 7 5 4 6 6 52 7 4 5 5 5 5 4 5 5 45 97 0
Charlie 7 5 8 3 8 6 5 6 5 53 8 3 8 8 4 8 8 6 8 61 114 0
Scarface (r) 7 5 8 6 8 8 5 8 5 60 6 5 8 8 5 7 7 8 5 59 119 0
TOTAL 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 3
Legend E Eagle or Better B Birdie P Par G Bogey or Greater C Cut-off birdie

PLAYER MATCHES
HOLE 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18
1U 2U 3U 3U 4U 5U 6U 7U 8U 9U - - - - - - - -
5 4 6 4 4 3 3 4 4 5 - - - - - - - -
7 5 8 4 7 5 4 6 6 7 - - - - - - - -
- - - - - - - -
RESULT: McGoop wins 9 and 8 Start match at hole:
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