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Notables

  • QUICKSNAP DOGGIE REPORT: Grumpy on hole 5 (12'), Irons on hole 7 (12') and TMC on hole 18 (40'). Each dog was worth 16 bones. Thank you MacDaHustla for presenting the doggie report.
  • BROKER4TICKETS SKINS REPORT: There were 6 skins today. Irons on holes 8, 11, and 17, MacDaHustla on holes 1 and 14 and ChipMeIn on hole 6. Each skin was worth 8 bones. Thank you Grumpy for presenting the skins report.

Quotables

  • "Three 6's....I am either going to the casino....or to church."
  • "That was prime....maybe even primal."
  • "I reached karma before you."
  • "Did he say sex iron?"
  • "Golf is a game where the ball lies poorly and the players well."
  • "If two yards make a difference then we are on the wrong tour."
  • "I'm putting that in the bank."....."My bank is already full."
  • "He looks like a bag of M&Ms."
  • "Can someone give me some sunglasses so I can look at Grumpy?"
Event: Dragonfly
Sat Jul 29, 2017
Summary
The Dfly double header started early as 11 slammers showed up for the 8am tee off. The course was watered. The rough was thick and lush. The fairways were in fantastic shape. The greens were pristine. The sun was shining all day. The staff was friendly and helpful as usual. The people up the valley in Renfrew are simply awesome. I even heard one slammer say "If Dfly was 20 minutes closer to his house he would be a member." I would have to agree!! This double header has to go down as one of the best weather days in a long time. Now time for a story. My last trip up to DFly, I left my Bluetooth speaker in the cart. I called the next day and Sean answered the phone. I told him I little speaker on cart 33. He says "it's not that small.". I laugh and ask him if he has it. He says "no I don't have your grey and orange UE speaker.". I laugh and thank him. He offers to have their club pro bring it back to Kanata next trip down. I told him I would be up in the area that weekend and would pick it up. He then asks if I want him to charge it up for me. Now THAT is Ottawa Valley Hospitality. Thanks go out to Bill and all the staff at DFly. Simply first class all the way. ........................................................................................ Mulder out

Stars
Irons
must know how to hit irons out of the thick rough. Not only did this slammer go undefeated, but he had 2 birds, 1 dog, 3 skins and shot a nice and tidy A score. Awesome job!!
Juice
"Orange" you glad you weren't playing her today? She was reaping the "fruits" of the long practice hours when she "squeezed" her competitors right out of their matches with her today. Well played Juice!!
Macdahustla (r)
Big Mac Attack!!! He goes 2-1 but he also snags a bird, two skins and a boat load of karma by volunteering for skins AND dogs. All the while cleaning up with an A class score. Deagh obair Mac!!
Onsite Coordinator
  • Mulder
Stats
  • Attendance: 11
  • Scoring Average: 93
  • Birdie Average: 0.36
  • Course Rating: 9.5
  • Best aspects of course: The incredible staff at DFly.
Kids
  • The Kids earned $18
Event Fees
  • ST Member: $37
  • EG Member: $31
  • EG Unl. Member: $26
Total for The Kids

UPSETS DEFENCES
Challenger Defender Hole Challenger Defender Hole
Green Arrow [116] Grumpy [26] 15 Steel Crazy [70] Juice [8] 11
Green Arrow [116] BigGuy [99] 15 Chip me in [12] Juice [8] 13
Green Arrow [116] Mulder [24] 16 BogeyBurn (r) [128] Irons [65] 14
Steel Crazy [70] Chip me in [12] 17 Steel Crazy [70] Macdahustla (r) [9] 14
Chip me in [12] Macdahustla (r) [9] 14
TMC [80] Irons [65] 16
BigGuy [99] Mulder [24] 16
BigGuy [99] Grumpy [26] 17
BogeyBurn (r) [128] TMC [80] 17
Macdahustla (r) [9] Juice [8] 18
Grumpy [26] Mulder [24] 18

INDIVIDUAL PLAYER STATS
Slammer Score Birds Eagles Dogs Bones Skins Bones Record Points
Juice 82 0 0 0 0 0 0 3-0-0 6
Green Arrow 95 0 0 0 0 0 0 3-0-0 6
Irons 82 2 0 1 16 3 24 2-0-0 4
Macdahustla (r) 84 1 0 0 0 2 16 2-1-0 4
Grumpy 103 0 0 1 16 0 0 1-1-1 3
Mulder 101 0 0 0 0 0 0 1-1-1 3
TMC 88 0 0 1 16 0 0 1-1-0 2
Steel Crazy 93 0 0 0 0 0 0 1-2-0 2
Chip me in 92 1 0 0 0 1 8 0-3-0 0
BogeyBurn (r) 93 0 0 0 0 0 0 0-2-0 0
BigGuy 105 0 0 0 0 0 0 0-3-0 0

SKINS
HOLE 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 OUT 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 IN TOTAL SKINS
PAR 4 4 4 4 3 5 3 4 5 36 4 5 4 3 4 5 4 4 3 36 72
Irons 5 5 6 6 4 5 3 4 5 43 5 4 5 4 5 5 5 3 3 39 82 3
Macdahustla (r) 4 5 6 4 3 7 4 6 5 44 5 6 4 4 3 5 4 5 4 40 84 2
Chip me in 5 6 6 6 4 4 3 6 7 47 4 6 6 5 4 7 4 6 3 45 92 1
Juice 6 5 5 4 3 5 3 5 5 41 4 5 4 4 4 6 5 6 3 41 82 0
TMC 6 5 5 6 3 5 4 7 5 46 6 5 4 4 5 6 5 4 3 42 88 0
Steel Crazy 5 6 6 5 4 6 4 6 6 48 4 6 5 4 5 6 6 4 5 45 93 0
Green Arrow 7 7 5 6 4 6 3 5 7 50 4 5 5 4 6 6 5 6 4 45 95 0
Mulder 5 6 6 5 4 8 3 7 8 52 4 6 5 5 5 8 5 6 5 49 101 0
Grumpy 7 6 6 4 3 7 3 6 8 50 5 5 5 6 7 8 6 6 5 53 103 0
BigGuy 6 6 6 5 5 5 4 6 8 51 6 6 6 4 6 7 8 6 5 54 105 0
TOTAL 1 0 0 0 0 1 0 1 0 0 1 0 0 1 0 0 1 0 6
Legend E Eagle or Better B Birdie P Par G Bogey or Greater C Cut-off birdie

PLAYER MATCHES
HOLE 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18
AS 1U 2U 3U 4U 5U 6U 7U 7U 8U - - - - - - -
6 5 5 4 3 5 3 5 5 4 5 - - - - - - -
5 6 6 5 4 6 4 6 6 4 6 - - - - - - -
1U AS - - - - - - -
RESULT: Juice wins 8 and 7 Start match at hole:
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