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Notables

  • MILESTONES: Sutty played his 200th event today making him the 48th Slammer to reach this milestone. He has earned himself a Slammmer Tour jacket. Congrats on your milestone Sutty!!
  • TOUR CHAMPIONSHIP RESULTS: Bubba advances over DiddleDude in the D class of the Tour Championship.
  • QUICKSNAP DOGGIE REPORT: 4 dogs were awarded today. Shortee on hole 5 (10'), Intruder on hole 7 (12'), Bubba on hole 13 (39') and Irons on hole 18 (12'). Each dog was worth 18 bones. Thank you Steel Crazy for handling the Doggie Master responsibilities. It is appreciated.
  • BROKER4TICKETS SKINS REPORT: There were only 3 skins today. Irons netted two of them on holes 3 and 4 and Eeyore on hole 12. Each Skin was worth a lucrative 25 bones. Thank you Grumpy for taking on the Skin Master responsibilites. Your help was appreciated.
  • Slammer sightings: Being spotted at Dfly but not playing were CMAC ( a perennial there as he works in the pro shop), BogeyMan, Slapshot and Rio.
  • Dragonfly was gracious in welcoming the SlammerTour back with a note on their prominent whiteboard. (more importantly there was a sweet coconut cream pie deal on today as you can see from the image below.
  • It was DFly Cart Girl Cassandra's 22nd birthday. SlammerTour wishes you a very happy birthday!!
  • The DFly Club championship was on and the course was set up to play tough for the club's finest.

Quotables

  • "I am the biggest waste of talent on the tour."
  • "The fairways were rough...the rough was rougher."
  • "My putt was nicer than yours...for par"......"No, my putt was better (it was a sand save)....for par."
  • "You're in the zone of despair."...."I call it the zone of opportunity."
  • "Hey Grumpy, the kitchen is open."
  • "Do you think that when neighbours call the cops for loud music that the other neighbours agree?"
  • "I can't believe I left a $10 putt short."
  • "How can 3 guys who shoot a combined 170 on the front 9 still be laughing?"....."Because we enjoy each other's company."
  • "That guy just parked in the handicap zone without a handicap sticker.....oh wait...there it is on his brain."
  • (asking about a ball) "What are you playing?"....."Golf."
  • "I'm killing it 260 to 310 with the driver, but the other 6 strokes each hole are killing me."
  • "Did you lay up?"...."Yes....twice."
Event: Dragonfly
Sun Aug 13, 2017
Summary
Mother Nature must have known the Slammers were rocking it up to Renfrew because she was awesome in treating us to a round full of nothing but blue skies, sunshine, light breezes and a damn fine course to enjoy. I'm going to add....this course knows how to treat it's guests. The Valley hospitality shines through. The kitchen was open when we got there and open when we finished. The beer cart rolled past us at least 5 times. The proshop staff are always efficient and friendly. And for the record, this OC has tried now at least twice to convince his wife to move closer to Renfrew so I can get to DFly more often. There will definitely be a third or fourth try. Thanks Bill and team for once again making the Slammer Event at your course a memorable one. ........................................ Mulder Out

Stars
Green Arrow
Shot his way to the first star status today with a fantastic round of 86 which was good enough to give him a 3-0 record. As part of his first star status, I was aggressive in the way I made him stay even though he kept trying to leave to get home. So I want to give him 90% of this star, and 10% goes to Zippy if she blames me for him being late and lets him off the hook. :-)
Irons
is smoking hot these days. He went undefeated while snagging 2 skins, a birdie and a dog.
Bubba
went 2-1 but he also snagged a dog and advanced in the D class of the Tour Championship.
Onsite Coordinator
  • Mulder
Stats
  • Attendance: 15
  • Scoring Average: 95
  • Birdie Average: 0.4
  • Course Rating: 9.5
  • Best aspects of course: Greens
Kids
  • The Kids earned $20
Event Fees
  • ST Member: $37
  • EG Member: $31
  • EG Unl. Member: $26
Total for The Kids

UPSETS DEFENCES
Challenger Defender Hole Challenger Defender Hole
Eeyore [77] Mulder [36] 12 ShorTee [447] GovNer4 [68] 11
GovNer4 [68] Diddledude (r) [56] 12 ShorTee [447] Bubba [64] 13
Bubba [64] Diddledude (r) [56] 16 Sutty [62] Green Arrow [55] 14
GovNer4 [68] Bubba [64] 17 Sutty [62] Chip me in [37] 15
Green Arrow [55] Chip me in [37] 17 ShorTee [447] Diddledude (r) [56] 15
Intruder [42] Steel Crazy [32] 17 Sutty [62] Pommie [58] 16
BigGuy [57] Mulder [36] 18 Pommie [58] Green Arrow [55] 16
Steel Crazy [32] Irons [28] 17
BigGuy [57] Grumpy [35] 18
Mulder [36] Grumpy [35] 18
Pommie [58] Chip me in [37] 18
Intruder [42] Irons [28] 18

INDIVIDUAL PLAYER STATS
Slammer Score Birds Eagles Dogs Bones Skins Bones Record Points
Green Arrow 86 0 0 0 0 0 0 3-0-0 6
GovNer4 87 0 0 0 0 0 0 3-0-0 6
Irons 83 1 0 1 18 2 50 2-0-0 4
Bubba 95 0 0 1 18 0 0 2-1-0 4
Chip me in 88 1 0 0 0 0 0 2-1-0 4
BigGuy 107 0 0 0 0 0 0 1-0-1 3
Intruder 86 1 0 1 18 0 0 1-1-0 2
Eeyore 86 1 0 0 0 1 25 1-0-0 2
Pommie 91 1 0 0 0 0 0 1-2-0 2
Diddledude (r) 102 0 0 0 0 0 0 1-2-0 2
Grumpy 110 0 0 0 0 0 0 0-0-2 2
Mulder 109 0 0 0 0 0 0 0-2-1 1
ShorTee 110 0 0 1 18 0 0 0-3-0 0
Steel Crazy 88 0 0 0 0 0 0 0-2-0 0
Sutty 98 1 0 0 0 0 0 0-3-0 0

SKINS
HOLE 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 OUT 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 IN TOTAL SKINS
PAR 4 4 4 4 3 5 3 4 5 36 4 5 4 3 4 5 4 4 3 36 72
Irons 5 6 3 4 4 5 3 4 5 39 5 5 6 5 5 6 4 5 3 44 83 2
Eeyore 4 5 5 5 3 7 3 5 5 42 6 5 3 4 7 6 6 4 3 44 86 1
Intruder 5 5 5 6 4 5 3 5 6 44 3 6 5 4 6 5 5 4 4 42 86 0
Green Arrow 5 4 5 5 3 6 4 6 8 46 5 5 4 4 5 5 4 4 4 40 86 0
GovNer4 6 4 4 5 3 5 4 5 6 42 5 5 4 5 5 7 5 4 5 45 87 0
Chip me in 4 5 7 6 4 7 3 4 8 48 4 4 4 4 5 6 6 4 3 40 88 0
Steel Crazy 5 5 6 5 3 6 3 5 7 45 4 7 4 4 6 6 4 5 3 43 88 0
Pommie 5 4 6 6 3 7 4 5 6 46 6 4 4 5 5 6 5 6 4 45 91 0
Bubba 5 6 7 5 4 6 3 7 5 48 5 5 7 3 8 7 4 5 3 47 95 0
Sutty 6 8 6 6 6 6 4 5 5 52 3 6 5 5 5 6 6 5 5 46 98 0
Diddledude (r) 6 6 6 6 4 6 5 5 6 50 5 6 6 5 8 6 7 5 4 52 102 0
BigGuy 8 6 6 5 4 7 5 7 8 56 5 6 7 4 6 7 7 5 4 51 107 0
Mulder 6 8 6 8 5 7 3 6 8 57 5 7 5 3 5 8 8 7 4 52 109 0
ShorTee 7 7 7 8 3 8 5 7 6 58 5 7 5 4 7 8 6 5 5 52 110 0
Grumpy 7 6 8 7 5 6 5 6 7 57 4 8 6 4 6 7 8 6 4 53 110 0
TOTAL 0 0 1 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 3
Legend E Eagle or Better B Birdie P Par G Bogey or Greater C Cut-off birdie

PLAYER MATCHES
HOLE 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18
AS AS 1U 1U 1U 1U 2U 3U 2U 3U 2U 1U 2U 1U 2U 1U 2U
5 6 3 4 4 5 3 4 5 5 5 6 5 5 6 4 5 3
5 5 5 6 4 5 3 5 6 3 6 5 4 6 5 5 4 4
AS 1U AS
RESULT: Irons wins on the 18th hole Start match at hole:
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