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eQuinelle LoGo

Notables

  • DAVESTATOR is in the house!
  • GOOD SPORT! What a guy! Stymie has earned the right to play T4. He is playing a TC match today vs Shteeme. What does he do? He moves back to play T5 and loses.
  • Group 1 - TC match. #20 Dracula defeats #28 Fingz 3and2 to advance and play #1 Swanny in the A division Final Four.
  • Group 2 - TC match. #3 Juice & Switch defeat #7 NikeMom & Chip-me-In 2and1 and move on to face #4 chill & SteelCrazy in the mixed B Final.
  • Group 3 - TC match. #4 Chef defeats #12 Shelgame 6and5. Advances to meet #1 Slinky in the Senior Division Final Four.
  • Group 4 - TC match. The hardest match to say is Shteeme/Stymie. #4 Shteeme defeated #16 Stymie 4and3 to advance to the B Final
  • Group 4 again - TC match. #1 chill defeats #5 Tardis 6and5 to advance to the Ladies B division vs #2 Juice.
  • QuickSnap doggy report was delivered by ShortTee. Thank you for your assistance! Note to all Slammers that it is the duty of the Doggy Master to arrive early and collect the bones.
  • Hole in One club had 12 new names added today. They are Banker, Chef, Chip-me-in, Grumpy, Lucky, NikeMom, Rosco, ShelGame, ShorTee, Shorts, Stymie, & Switch.
  • Apologies to FingZ! he volunteered to be the Broker4Tickets Skins Master. I missed it and asked Lucky to do it. Lucky did well - OF COURSE ... Excuse-moi mon Ami DB!
  • MILESTONES today go out to Shorts (lost his 300th bone). See the first star and see chill's. Although there were six birdies today on hole 11, Sutty was the ONLY C player to get one. It was his 50th career bird.
  • Twenty of today's Slammers played a total of 60 matches vs their opponents before today. Sutty is playing Grumpy for the 69th time!
  • Tardis event today will remove her first and best score on her median page. After starting 2017 with 13 straight wins, NikeMom has finally lost a match. Juice beat her today 3and2 for her FIRST loss of the year.

Quotables

  • "Stymie/Shteeme" or is it Shteeme/Stymie?" now go say that ten times.
  • “No Slammer in today’s event has played more seasons than Chef. This is his twelfth season!”
  • “chill likes imagination!” “Did I write that somewhere?”
  • “We are waiting longer to start a hole than to play a hole!”
  • Just before he shot an 8. “I am going to have better back nine!” I wonder if it was one of the guys that had a max on hole ten.
  • After a bad third shot (he topped it and it moved inches) … “That was just me stickhandling!”
  • “I don’t know where I drove my ball but my tee is intact!”
  • “I am working so hard today and nobody is being nice to me. OK you are being slightly nice.”
  • “Our group would have had more quotables but Shteeme had the sheet. He was also on a scooter. The scooter won!”
Event: eQuinelle
Sat Sep 9, 2017
Summary
Welcome to this thirteenth ‘six group’ event of the season. Due to a Grumpy error at the event (I hadn’t included the dogs – after all this is my first event), the three stars had a slight adjustment. This was an almost perfect day. The ONLY blemish was that we had a group go off just before us that would have been perfectly suited behind us. It hurts to play a 4:50 round at a place that wants to be 4:15 (see what the café is called at the pro shop). Of course we come here often and there are so many ample reasons why. the people, the conditions, the course, the food, and the various spaces that we get to hangout - when they are having multiple events. I may be back here in 26 hours to play 36 more holes.

Stars
Rosco (r)
This Slammer rookie (eQ member), proved that she (and hubby Banker) are true Slammers! They played 18 in the morning, and came back to play in their new league. She teed off on the first hole, with instructions to get the new hole-in-one bones from the Banker. She then went out to beat two fellow B players including B2 Fingz. She also beat Shorts. All three of her matched ended on the 18th hole. Back in the day - we mainly looked at matches only. you may ask how does she get first star when she lost to the third star? Well she earned star points (12), and earned the first star nod over chill for gaining points in one more criteria than chill. What a difference dog makes - the eventual first star shots.
chill
earned 12 starpoints today. She went 3-0, including a TC match victory over Tardis. That was her 500th career win, making her only the 20th Slammer to do so. Her win over Tardis was worth 5 of her 12 points. This was her 4th straight win and earliest vs Tardis. She also beat Stymie 7and5 and Shteeme 3and2. The Shteeme win improves her career to 3-4-1 vs the man from France!
Dracula
earned 11 starpoints today. 3-0, led the event with three birdies, two of which were good enough for skins. He won his TC match! This A1 became the new #4 overall. His Mexican Hermano, will probably NOT be invited to the Romanian Family reunion. Birds and skins and TC and and and ... THIRD? I say that because he wondered what he had to do at the event when he thought that he was SECOND!
Onsite Coordinator
  • Grumpy
Stats
  • Attendance: 22
  • Scoring Average: 86
  • Birdie Average: 0.64
  • Course Rating: 9
  • Best aspects of course: EVERYTHING - its always a pleasure. And playing with Fingz!
Kids
  • The Kids earned $39
Event Fees
  • ST Member: $67
  • EG Member: $57
  • EG Unl. Member: $47
Total for The Kids

UPSETS DEFENCES
Challenger Defender Hole Challenger Defender Hole
Skeeter [47] Steel Crazy [6] 13 ShorTee [102] Skeeter [47] 11
Tardis [108] Stymie [98] 16 Grumpy [85] Lucky [40] 12
Dracula [52] FingZ [4] 16 Chip me in [20] Juice [16] 12
Chef [13] Banker (r) [5] 16 ShelGame [48] Chef [13] 13
chill [55] Shteeme [31] 17 Clang [51] Chef [13] 13
Rosco (r) [43] FingZ [4] 18 Shorts [150] Dracula [52] 13
Dracula [52] Rosco (r) [43] 18 Stymie [98] chill [55] 13
Tardis [108] chill [55] 13
ShorTee [102] Steel Crazy [6] 13
Switch [130] NikeMom [56] 14
Stymie [98] Shteeme [31] 15
Clang [51] Banker (r) [5] 15
Sutty [65] Lucky [40] 16
NikeMom [56] Juice [16] 16
Grumpy [85] Sutty [65] 16
ShelGame [48] Banker (r) [5] 16
Shorts [150] FingZ [4] 17
Switch [130] Chip me in [20] 18
Tardis [108] Shteeme [31] 18
Clang [51] ShelGame [48] 18
Shorts [150] Rosco (r) [43] 18

INDIVIDUAL PLAYER STATS
Slammer Score Birds Eagles Dogs Bones Skins Bones Record Points
Chef 74 1 0 1 27 0 0 3-0-0 6
Dracula 79 3 0 0 0 2 30 3-0-0 6
chill 83 1 0 0 0 0 0 3-0-0 6
Rosco (r) 83 1 0 1 27 1 15 2-1-0 4
Shteeme 87 0 0 1 27 0 0 2-1-0 4
Juice 79 2 0 0 0 1 15 2-0-0 4
Skeeter 78 1 0 0 0 0 0 2-0-0 4
Banker (r) 79 1 0 0 0 0 0 2-1-0 4
Lucky 87 0 0 0 0 0 0 2-0-0 4
FingZ 83 1 0 0 0 1 15 1-2-0 2
NikeMom 83 0 0 0 0 0 0 1-1-0 2
Steel Crazy 88 0 0 0 0 0 0 1-1-0 2
Tardis 90 0 0 0 0 0 0 1-2-0 2
Sutty 93 1 0 0 0 0 0 1-1-0 2
Clang 82 2 0 1 27 1 15 0-2-1 1
ShelGame 84 0 0 0 0 0 0 0-2-1 1
Switch 91 0 0 0 0 0 0 0-1-1 1
Chip me in 91 0 0 0 0 0 0 0-1-1 1
Shorts 88 0 0 0 0 0 0 0-3-0 0
Stymie 90 0 0 0 0 0 0 0-3-0 0
ShorTee 96 0 0 0 0 0 0 0-2-0 0
Grumpy 105 0 0 0 0 0 0 0-2-0 0

SKINS
HOLE 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 OUT 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 IN TOTAL SKINS
PAR 4 4 3 5 4 5 4 3 4 36 4 5 4 3 4 4 3 4 5 36 72
Dracula 3 4 3 5 5 5 6 3 5 39 5 4 3 3 5 5 4 6 5 40 79 2
Juice 4 4 3 7 4 7 5 2 4 40 4 4 4 3 5 5 3 5 6 39 79 1
Clang 6 5 4 7 5 6 4 3 4 44 5 4 4 4 4 5 2 5 5 38 82 1
FingZ 5 5 3 7 4 4 5 3 5 41 5 5 4 3 5 5 5 4 6 42 83 1
Rosco (r) 4 3 3 7 4 6 4 3 5 39 5 5 6 3 5 5 4 5 6 44 83 1
Chef 4 4 3 6 4 5 3 4 4 37 4 5 4 3 4 4 3 5 5 37 74 0
Skeeter 4 4 4 6 4 6 3 4 4 39 4 6 4 3 4 4 3 5 6 39 78 0
Banker (r) 5 4 3 5 5 5 6 3 4 40 5 4 4 4 4 5 3 5 5 39 79 0
chill 4 4 4 6 4 5 6 3 5 41 5 4 4 3 6 6 4 5 5 42 83 0
ShelGame 5 4 4 6 5 5 5 3 4 41 4 6 5 4 5 4 4 5 6 43 84 0
Shteeme 6 5 5 5 5 5 5 3 4 43 5 5 5 3 5 5 4 6 6 44 87 0
Lucky 4 4 3 6 6 5 5 5 5 43 8 5 4 5 5 4 3 4 6 44 87 0
Shorts 4 5 3 5 5 5 6 4 6 43 5 7 5 3 4 4 3 7 7 45 88 0
Steel Crazy 6 5 4 5 5 7 5 3 5 45 5 6 5 3 4 5 4 6 5 43 88 0
Chip me in 6 5 4 6 6 7 5 3 5 47 4 6 6 3 5 5 3 5 7 44 91 0
Switch 7 5 4 6 4 5 6 6 5 48 5 5 5 3 6 5 3 5 6 43 91 0
Sutty 4 5 3 6 4 6 5 6 7 46 5 4 6 5 6 4 5 5 7 47 93 0
ShorTee 6 4 4 7 6 8 5 4 6 50 5 7 5 4 4 6 5 4 6 46 96 0
Grumpy 5 6 4 7 7 6 5 5 6 51 5 7 6 4 5 7 5 7 8 54 105 0
TOTAL 1 1 0 0 0 1 0 1 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 1 0 0 6
Legend E Eagle or Better B Birdie P Par G Bogey or Greater C Cut-off birdie

PLAYER MATCHES
HOLE 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18
1U 2U 3U 4U 5U 6U 7U 6U 6U 7U 6U 6U 7U - - - - -
4 4 3 6 4 5 3 4 4 4 5 4 3 - - - - -
6 5 4 7 5 6 4 3 4 5 4 4 4 - - - - -
- - - - -
RESULT: Chef wins 7 and 5 Start match at hole:
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