 Notables - Bubba became the 15th Slammer to lose 400 career bones.
- Then he handed out 10 bones each to Cuba, Danger, Malone & Kadaver as the Tan co, Tanning Salon doggies.
- Fit-fore-Golf Skins Master Cuba had five skins to report, with three going to Malone, and one for Golden Bear and Danger. This being the inaugural event at Whitetail means that each of those are the record scores for their holes. Some may not like the fact that Danger's was a bogey, but remember it is the record until at least Saturday August 13.
- Cuba, not liking where their match was going, tried to kill Kadaver with his cart.
- Eight slammers played 4 par fives. Of the 32 chances, there were only 2 pars and 7 Slammer maxes.
 Quotables
- "I have new shoes for wet weather." Anybody else notice the lobbying that Cuba keeps doing for the Most Stylin Slammer award.
- "WHY!" "Because" "I lasered your hybrid at 57 yards."
- "If you are going to play on the Slammer Tour, you better buy some rain wear." "I already have it and left it hanging on the door."
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Sat May 14, 2011
Summary
Whitetail invited the Slammers to this mountainous course. Being the first meant that every skin to be won today, would be the record lowest score for each of the holes until at least our next event. I challenge you all, that this course is worth the travel, but play it with somebody who has been here before. There are many different elevations, a few blind tee spots, very tough par 5s and hole #6 turtle backed green is hard to stop on. We are still checking to see how many courses give you an opportunity to win a dog on the first hole.
| Stars |
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SunShine |
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"Why was I picked as first star?" Well Sunshine, your three victories today were all upsets. The win over Grumpy on the sixteenth, was quickly followed by upsets of Bubba and Danger (vaulting you from 82nd to #32). With nobody beating their SA today - you were only one above it. Your 2nd career birdie was just inches away from an eagle. |
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Malone |
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NO! It wasn't because Malone bought the steak dinners. His 3-0 record, 3 skins with two birds and a dog were better reasons. Tis true that Malone also became only the 4th Slammer to win his 2100th career bone. When comparing the two people with perfect records, one need only look at the second quote on the left, to see another consideration (was it really after the 4th step?). |
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Danger (r) |
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Rookie Danger is starting his career, the same way that Hacker started this season. Perfect with a dog in each event. Danger playing in his third event is now 3 for 3 as his eighth hole doggy, 14th hole birdie and 7th hole skin when added to his 2-1 record, finally has him seeing stars. |
| | Onsite Coordinator
Stats
- Attendance: 8
- Scoring Average: 98
- Birdie Average: 0.5
- Course Rating: 8.5
- Best aspects of course: Landscaping and design
Kids
Event Fees
- ST Member: $45
- EG Member: $40
- EG Unl. Member: $35
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| UPSETS |
DEFENCES |
| Challenger |
Defender |
Hole |
Challenger |
Defender |
Hole |
| SunShine [B25] |
Danger (r) [A17] |
17 |
Golden Bear [A24] |
Malone [O2] |
13 |
|
|
|
KaDaver [A2] |
Malone [O2] |
13 |
|
|
|
Cuba [A13] |
Malone [O2] |
14 |
|
|
|
Golden Bear [A24] |
KaDaver [A2] |
14 |
|
|
|
Golden Bear [A24] |
Cuba [A13] |
14 |
|
|
|
Grumpy [D2] |
SunShine [B25] |
16 |
|
|
|
Grumpy [D2] |
Danger (r) [A17] |
16 |
|
|
|
Bubba [C23] |
Danger (r) [A17] |
16 |
|
|
|
Grumpy [D2] |
Bubba [C23] |
17 |
|
|
|
Cuba [A13] |
KaDaver [A2] |
17 |
|
|
|
Bubba [C23] |
SunShine [B25] |
17 |
| INDIVIDUAL PLAYER STATS |
| Slammer |
Score |
Birds |
Eagles |
Dogs |
Bones |
Skins |
Bones |
Record |
Points |
|
Malone |
80 |
2 |
0 |
1 |
10 |
3 |
24 |
3-0-0 |
6 |
|
SunShine |
104 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
3-0-0 |
6 |
|
Danger (r) |
105 |
1 |
0 |
1 |
10 |
1 |
8 |
2-1-0 |
4 |
|
KaDaver |
86 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
10 |
0 |
0 |
2-1-0 |
4 |
|
Cuba |
91 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
10 |
0 |
0 |
1-2-0 |
2 |
|
Bubba |
107 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1-2-0 |
2 |
|
Golden Bear |
101 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
8 |
0-3-0 |
0 |
|
Grumpy |
112 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0-3-0 |
0 |
| SKINS |
| HOLE |
1 |
2 |
3 |
4 |
5 |
6 |
7 |
8 |
9 |
OUT |
10 |
11 |
12 |
13 |
14 |
15 |
16 |
17 |
18 |
IN |
TOTAL |
SKINS |
| PAR |
3 |
5 |
4 |
4 |
4 |
4 |
5 |
3 |
4 |
36 |
4 |
3 |
4 |
4 |
4 |
4 |
5 |
3 |
5 |
36 |
72 |
|
| Malone |
3 |
7 |
4 |
4 |
4 |
5 |
7 |
3 |
4 |
41 |
5 |
2 |
4 |
4 |
3 |
4 |
8 |
3 |
6 |
39 |
80 |
3 |
| Golden Bear |
4 |
7 |
8 |
5 |
4 |
5 |
7 |
4 |
6 |
50 |
4 |
4 |
5 |
5 |
8 |
5 |
6 |
5 |
9 |
51 |
101 |
1 |
| Danger (r) |
4 |
8 |
5 |
5 |
7 |
5 |
6 |
3 |
7 |
50 |
6 |
4 |
6 |
7 |
3 |
7 |
7 |
6 |
9 |
55 |
105 |
1 |
| KaDaver |
4 |
5 |
5 |
5 |
5 |
6 |
7 |
3 |
5 |
45 |
5 |
3 |
4 |
4 |
6 |
4 |
6 |
3 |
6 |
41 |
86 |
0 |
| Cuba |
3 |
5 |
5 |
4 |
5 |
4 |
8 |
5 |
5 |
44 |
5 |
4 |
4 |
4 |
6 |
6 |
7 |
5 |
6 |
47 |
91 |
0 |
| SunShine |
3 |
9 |
8 |
5 |
6 |
4 |
8 |
4 |
5 |
52 |
5 |
6 |
5 |
5 |
3 |
7 |
9 |
4 |
8 |
52 |
104 |
0 |
| Bubba |
5 |
9 |
6 |
4 |
5 |
6 |
8 |
5 |
6 |
54 |
7 |
3 |
5 |
5 |
6 |
7 |
9 |
5 |
6 |
53 |
107 |
0 |
| Grumpy |
4 |
7 |
7 |
6 |
6 |
5 |
8 |
5 |
7 |
55 |
5 |
5 |
7 |
4 |
7 |
7 |
9 |
5 |
8 |
57 |
112 |
0 |
| TOTAL |
0 |
0 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
0 |
1 |
|
1 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
|
|
5 |
| Legend |
E |
Eagle or Better |
B |
Birdie |
P |
Par |
G |
Bogey or Greater |
C |
Cut-off birdie |
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