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eQuinelle LoGo

Notables

  • TC Matches Galore...
  • Chill over ZenGirl Ladies TC 'B'.
  • Ticklar over TadPole TC 'Senior'.
  • Aqua over Sunshine Ladies TC 'C'.
  • SmallPak over Juice, Ladies TC 'B'.
  • Woodsy over Chilly TC 'Open'.
  • Sunny/SunnyBoy over Grumpy/BaxJuice TC 'Parent/Child'.
  • Eagle Time...Chef from the sand on hole 6
  • TanCo. Doggie Report...#3 IronMaiden, #8 Raker, #12 ZenGirl, #16 Juice
  • Evolution Physio Skins Report...3 for Chef, #6 (Eagle), #9 (birdie), #13 (birdie), 2 for Woodsy, #5 and #14 (birdies), 2 for Cuba, #1 and #2 (birdies), 1 for SunnyBoy #15 (birdie)
  • StevieRay got hit by a golf ball today

Quotables

  • Lots of swearing!
  • First time I've ever hit this driver.
  • That's what I tried to do.
  • If I keep playing with you, I'll be a 'D' again.
  • Juice-Blue-Stevie, wait, that's an old one.
  • Now I know what it's like to play like Grumpy
  • I got mayo on my boobies.
  • I went up Stevies pants.
  • Cuba, do they let you take your seeing-eye dog on the green?
  • Ticklar finally admits and states, "I'm a dirty old man".
  • And you said you don't hit far enough....Shhh don't tell anyone.
  • Chef...Woodsy...69....don't think it had anything to do with sex.
 Event: eQuinelle
Sun Sep 16, 2012
Summary
We got a little scare this morning at Equinelle. There was a 30 minute frost delay! That's right Slammers. The end is near, well not if you are a real Slammer. So don't waste any of those beautiful late summer days. Today was one of them as 24 lucky Slammers took on this great venue. Tour Championships are winding down and EG Club Champions will soon be crowned as the EG club championships begin next week at Prescott and Perth, followed by the EG Wind-up at Gatineau. Still some time to sign up. Don't forget to pack those hand warmers!

Stars
Chef
This OC was out to take away the #1 rank away from the Ch'i'ef today. Hahahahaha. Four (4) birdies, one (1) EAGLE (Smooth little sand shot on # 6), and defence wins over PizzaMan, OldSpice, and Cuba, not to mention three skins, to top it off, made Chef the Top Dog on this day. Awesome!
IronMaiden
My favourite Slammer came out to play today. She was a 'stats' machine, (3-0 for 6pts, 2 birds, and 1 dog (surprise, surprise). She took out SmallPak and Juice, and pulled off the upset over StevieRay, all by the 15th hole. Gettin' all warmed up for the EG Club Championships next week. Well done!
Woodsy
Another undefeated Slammer today! Woodsy cruises to defence wins over Sunny and Chilly. Equinelle was no match, as he came in with only one bogey on his card and 4 birdies, 2 that held up for skins. Great golfin'!
Onsite Coordinator
  • PizzaMan
Stats
  • Attendance: 24
  • Scoring Average: 88
  • Birdie Average: 0.83
  • Course Rating: 8.5
  • Best aspects of course: It was a perfect golf day.
Kids
  • The Kids earned $21
Event Fees
  • ST Member: $56
  • EG Member: $49
  • EG Unl. Member: $42

UPSETS DEFENCES
Challenger Defender Hole Challenger Defender Hole
SunnyBoy [B45] Chilly [A36] 18 Juice [A42] IronMaiden [B18] 11
Crenshaw [A12] Ticklar [A2] 18 Chilly [A36] Woodsy [A4] 12
Sunny [B30] Woodsy [A4] 12
PizzaMan [A25] Chef [O1] 13
Grumpy [D1] DeeWayne [O7] 13
PizzaMan [A25] Cuba [A6] 13
Stevie Ray [C1] IronMaiden [B18] 14
Raker [C10] DeeWayne [O7] 14
Big Guy [D5] DeeWayne [O7] 14
Cuba [A6] Chef [O1] 14
Old Spice [A7] Chef [O1] 14
TadPole [B3] Crenshaw [A12] 14
SunShine [B62] chill (r) [B48] 14
Aqua (r) [D2] chill (r) [B48] 14
TadPole [B3] Ticklar [A2] 15
SunShine [B62] ZenGirl [C29] 15
Smallpak (r) [B26] IronMaiden [B18] 15
PizzaMan [A25] Old Spice [A7] 16
ZenGirl [C29] chill (r) [B48] 16
TadPole [B3] Shorts (r) [B1] 16
Shorts (r) [B1] Crenshaw [A12] 16
Aqua (r) [D2] ZenGirl [C29] 16
Juice [A42] Stevie Ray [C1] 17
Shorts (r) [B1] Ticklar [A2] 17
Chilly [A36] Sunny [B30] 17
SunnyBoy [B45] Sunny [B30] 17
Old Spice [A7] Cuba [A6] 17
Juice [A42] Smallpak (r) [B26] 17
Smallpak (r) [B26] Stevie Ray [C1] 18
Raker [C10] Grumpy [D1] 18
Big Guy [D5] Grumpy [D1] 18
Big Guy [D5] Raker [C10] 18
SunShine [B62] Aqua (r) [D2] 18

INDIVIDUAL PLAYER STATS
Slammer Score Birds Eagles Dogs Bones Skins Bones Record Points
IronMaiden 83 2 0 1 30 0 0 3-0-0 6
Chef 69 4 1 0 0 3 36 3-0-0 6
Crenshaw 79 0 0 0 0 0 0 3-0-0 6
DeeWayne 80 3 0 0 0 0 0 3-0-0 6
chill (r) 86 0 0 0 0 0 0 3-0-0 6
ZenGirl 94 0 0 1 30 0 0 2-1-0 4
Woodsy 69 4 0 0 0 2 24 2-0-0 4
Cuba 79 2 0 0 0 2 24 2-1-0 4
Ticklar 81 1 0 0 0 0 0 2-1-0 4
Sunny 81 1 0 0 0 0 0 2-1-0 4
Stevie Ray 90 0 0 0 0 0 0 2-1-0 4
Raker 104 0 0 1 30 0 0 0-1-2 2
SunnyBoy 84 1 0 0 0 1 12 1-1-0 2
Old Spice 81 2 0 0 0 0 0 1-2-0 2
Shorts (r) 88 0 0 0 0 0 0 1-2-0 2
Smallpak (r) 89 0 0 0 0 0 0 1-2-0 2
Grumpy 102 0 0 0 0 0 0 0-1-2 2
Big Guy 102 0 0 0 0 0 0 0-1-2 2
Aqua (r) 104 0 0 0 0 0 0 1-2-0 2
Juice 93 0 0 1 30 0 0 0-3-0 0
Chilly 84 0 0 0 0 0 0 0-3-0 0
PizzaMan 90 0 0 0 0 0 0 0-3-0 0
TadPole 90 0 0 0 0 0 0 0-3-0 0
SunShine 101 0 0 0 0 0 0 0-3-0 0

SKINS
HOLE 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 OUT 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 IN TOTAL SKINS
PAR 4 4 3 5 4 5 4 3 4 36 4 5 4 3 4 4 3 4 5 36 72
Chef 4 5 3 5 4 3 5 4 3 36 4 4 4 2 4 4 2 4 5 33 69 3
Woodsy 4 4 3 5 3 5 4 3 4 35 4 4 4 3 3 4 3 5 4 34 69 2
Cuba 3 3 4 6 4 5 4 5 4 38 6 5 4 3 4 4 4 5 6 41 79 2
SunnyBoy 5 5 3 6 4 7 4 5 5 44 4 6 5 4 5 3 3 5 5 40 84 1
Crenshaw 4 4 3 5 5 5 4 3 4 37 5 5 5 4 4 5 3 6 5 42 79 0
DeeWayne 6 4 4 8 5 4 5 4 4 44 4 4 4 4 4 5 3 4 4 36 80 0
Ticklar 4 5 4 6 4 5 4 5 5 42 4 5 5 4 4 4 2 5 6 39 81 0
Sunny 4 4 4 6 4 5 5 5 6 43 3 5 5 4 4 4 4 4 5 38 81 0
Old Spice 6 4 3 6 5 5 5 3 6 43 3 4 5 3 5 4 3 5 6 38 81 0
IronMaiden 5 5 3 5 5 4 5 3 5 40 4 4 6 5 4 4 4 6 6 43 83 0
Chilly 6 5 4 5 4 5 4 3 6 42 4 6 5 4 5 5 3 4 6 42 84 0
chill (r) 6 4 4 6 5 5 5 5 5 45 5 5 5 4 4 4 4 5 5 41 86 0
Shorts (r) 4 6 4 5 4 5 4 5 5 42 6 5 5 3 5 4 5 5 8 46 88 0
PizzaMan 4 4 5 5 4 6 5 6 4 43 5 5 5 6 4 6 5 5 6 47 90 0
TadPole 5 7 3 5 5 5 5 5 5 45 5 5 5 3 5 5 5 5 7 45 90 0
Stevie Ray 6 7 4 6 4 6 5 3 6 47 5 6 4 3 5 4 5 5 6 43 90 0
Juice 6 7 4 6 5 8 5 4 5 50 6 6 4 3 4 5 3 6 6 43 93 0
ZenGirl 6 4 3 8 7 5 5 5 6 49 6 5 5 3 4 4 7 5 6 45 94 0
Big Guy 5 6 4 5 4 8 4 5 7 48 7 8 7 6 7 5 4 4 6 54 102 0
Grumpy 6 6 3 8 7 5 6 4 5 50 5 7 4 5 7 7 5 5 7 52 102 0
TOTAL 1 1 0 0 1 1 0 0 1 0 0 0 1 1 1 0 0 0 8
Legend E Eagle or Better B Birdie P Par G Bogey or Greater C Cut-off birdie

PLAYER MATCHES
HOLE 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18
AS AS AS AS 1U 1U 2U 3U 4U 5U 6U 7U - - - - -
4 5 3 5 4 3 5 4 3 4 4 4 2 - - - - -
4 4 5 5 4 6 5 6 4 5 5 5 6 - - - - -
AS 1U AS AS AS - - - - -
RESULT: Chef wins 7 and 5 Start match at hole:
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