The Slammer Tour: Event Summary

Notables

....NEW...Tour Champions....
Super Senior - Chubs defeats Rexall on 18.
Mixed - Juice and Chef defeat ZenGirl and Rulz.
Doggies presented by Steamer were awarded to Chuckie, Boomer, StevieRay and Bookie at 23 bones each.
IronMaiden awarder 3 skins to Chilly, DJD, NoCents, Tommy, RipZone, and Biscuit O'Shumba.
Check out all the event stats to see the REAL doggie and skin winners.
4th Star today...Chubs, awarded 1st star during presentation, then had it stripped away and given to Wally.
There were mix-ups in the doggie report, skin report and event summary, which made for a lot of laughs, hense the bogus reporting here.
Claude (owner of Caselview) was seen prone on the side of the road next to hole 14. They are trying to refit the hole to make it into a par 3 and he was just trying to do some measuring.

Quotables

You've been talking about s@#t all day.
I saw 2 balls, so I had to look.
We are guilty.
Chef to Juice,"I am buying you a set of clubs for Christmas."
"That's not mowable", refering to the leaf rule
Chef didn't get any birdies!
Aren't you cold?

Sun Oct 21, 2012

Summary
The Slammers headed to Casselview today, home of the Commish Cup, for some cool, windy Slammin'. Some competed for Slammer Tour, Tour Championship Stardum, while others had visions of points, dogs, skins and bones. They played a late-season tune up at the course where Slammers will vie to be tops in their respective divisions on the 17th of November as the 'Official' Slammer Tour schedule concludes. Don't worry people, as long as there is a course open, we'll still be Slamming. SLAMMIES....INSKI....DECEMBER 7th!

Stars
	Wally (r)
	Our first star today came out and recorded 3 upsets. He started with Tit4Tat and Rexall on the 15th, then took care of Chubs on 18. Both Rexall and Chubs who were playing in their TC Super Senior final, were happy that Wally bowed out earlier in TC competition, as he wouldhave prevailed today. He managed a 'confusing' Doggie on hole #3, and had 2 potential birdie-skins get cut off. His impressive performance today allowed Wally to climb 110 rungs in the ladder to 24th spot. Well done!
	ProZee
	ProZee blew by PizzaMan and IronMaiden on the 417 in his fancy little sportscar as they all headed to Casselview today. He kept the same theme going out on the course as left his opponents in the dust. He executed 2 upset victories over Eeyore on #16, Steamer on #18, and defended Grumpy's challenge on #16. With a birdie on #17 that held up for a skin, ProZee gets himself to the front page of Slammer Tour Rankings, and top billing in Dragonfly Challenge qualifying. Superb!
	IronMaiden
	One away from tying the doggie record for a single season set by Chilly in 2006, IronMaiden came out strong, placing a dog ball on #3. After much confusion, it was determined that the record was safe, at least for today. It didn't deter her as she continued on and completed her day undefeated. It started with TryGuy on the 13th, then Flagondry fell victim on 18. Popeye spoiled the sweep with a 3 hole comeback in the late stages of their match. IronMaiden did, however, manage another skin with her birdie on the 8th hole to move her back into the lead, in yet another category, with 1 more skin than Malone, in the race for the Evolution Physio Cup. Rock on Maiden!

Onsite Coordinator

PizzaMan

Stats

Attendance: 19
Scoring Average: 92
Birdie Average: 0.58
Course Rating: 7.5
Best aspects of course: The rain stayed away!

Kids

The Kids earned $23

Event Fees

ST Member: $47
EG Member: $39
EG Unl. Member: $34

UPSETS			DEFENCES
Challenger	Defender	Hole	Challenger	Defender	Hole
Big Tee (r) [B17]	TJ [B11]	WDN	TJ [B11]	Clang [A34]	WDN
Wally (r) [B52]	Albatross (r) [B31]	15	TJ [B11]	PizzaMan [A16]	WDN
ProZee [B12]	Eeyore [B3]	16	TryGuy (r) [D121]	IronMaiden [B24]	13
Flagondry (r) [B42]	Popeye [B6]	16	TryGuy (r) [D121]	Flagondry (r) [B42]	13
Rexall (We Remember) [C13]	Albatross (r) [B31]	17	Eeyore [B3]	Steamer [A5]	14
ProZee [B12]	Steamer [A5]	18	ZenGirl [C1]	Chef [O2]	14
Clang [A34]	PizzaMan [A16]	18	Rulz [A1]	Chef [O2]	15
Wally (r) [B52]	Chubs (r) [A10]	18	Grumpy [D1]	Steamer [A5]	15
			Rexall (We Remember) [C13]	Wally (r) [B52]	15
			Juice [A24]	Rulz [A1]	16
			Grumpy [D1]	ProZee [B12]	16
			ZenGirl [C1]	Juice [A24]	17
			Rexall (We Remember) [C13]	Chubs (r) [A10]	17
			Albatross (r) [B31]	Chubs (r) [A10]	17
			Grumpy [D1]	Eeyore [B3]	18
			Flagondry (r) [B42]	IronMaiden [B24]	18
			Big Tee (r) [B17]	PizzaMan [A16]	18
			IronMaiden [B24]	Popeye [B6]	18
			Clang [A34]	Big Tee (r) [B17]	18

INDIVIDUAL PLAYER STATS
Slammer	Score	Birds	Eagles	Dogs	Bones	Skins	Bones	Record	Points
Wally (r)	81	2	0	1	25	0	0	3-0-0	6
ProZee	90	1	0	0	0	1	15	3-0-0	6
IronMaiden	91	1	0	0	0	1	15	2-0-1	5
Big Tee (r)	84	0	0	0	0	0	0	2-0-1	5
Clang	89	1	0	1	25	0	0	2-1-0	4
Chef	82	0	0	0	0	0	0	2-0-0	4
Chubs (r)	83	1	0	0	0	0	0	2-1-0	4
Steamer	89	0	0	0	0	0	0	2-1-0	4
Flagondry (r)	92	0	0	0	0	0	0	2-1-0	4
PizzaMan	87	1	0	0	0	1	15	1-1-1	3
Rulz	89	1	0	1	25	1	15	1-1-0	2
Juice	90	1	0	0	0	1	15	1-1-0	2
Rexall (We Remember)	86	1	0	0	0	0	0	1-2-0	2
Eeyore	101	0	0	0	0	0	0	1-2-0	2
Popeye	95	0	0	1	25	0	0	0-1-1	1
Albatross (r)	98	1	0	0	0	1	15	0-3-0	0
ZenGirl	94	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-2-0	0
Grumpy	106	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-3-0	0
TryGuy (r)	116	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-2-0	0
TJ	WDN							0-3-0	0

SKINS
HOLE	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	OUT	10	11	12	13	14	15	16	17	18	IN	TOTAL	SKINS
PAR	5	4	3	4	3	5	3	4	5	36	4	4	5	4	4	4	3	4	4	36	72
PizzaMan	7	5	4	4	3	6	4	5	5	43	5	5	5	4	3	5	3	7	7	44	87	1
Rulz	5	4	3	5	4	5	4	6	6	42	5	8	7	4	6	6	2	5	4	47	89	1
ProZee	5	5	4	4	4	6	4	7	8	47	5	7	6	4	4	6	3	3	5	43	90	1
Juice	7	7	4	5	4	6	5	5	6	49	5	5	5	5	6	3	3	4	5	41	90	1
IronMaiden	6	5	3	4	4	8	4	3	7	44	6	4	7	4	4	5	4	6	7	47	91	1
Albatross (r)	8	3	8	6	4	8	3	5	5	50	5	4	5	4	6	5	5	6	8	48	98	1
Wally (r)	4	5	3	4	3	6	4	5	6	40	5	4	4	4	5	5	5	4	5	41	81	0
Chef	6	4	4	4	3	5	4	4	7	41	4	6	6	5	4	5	3	4	4	41	82	0
Chubs (r)	4	5	3	5	3	5	4	5	6	40	4	5	6	5	5	5	3	4	6	43	83	0
Big Tee (r)	7	6	3	4	4	5	5	5	5	44	5	5	5	4	4	5	3	5	4	40	84	0
Rexall (We Remember)	4	5	4	4	4	6	4	5	6	42	5	4	5	4	5	6	4	4	7	44	86	0
Steamer	5	6	5	4	3	6	5	5	5	44	5	5	6	4	5	5	5	4	6	45	89	0
Clang	6	5	4	7	4	5	3	5	8	47	6	4	4	5	6	4	4	4	5	42	89	0
Flagondry (r)	6	6	4	4	3	6	5	4	7	45	5	6	6	5	5	4	3	6	7	47	92	0
ZenGirl	6	4	5	5	3	6	4	5	7	45	5	6	5	7	7	4	3	5	7	49	94	0
Popeye	6	8	5	6	3	5	4	5	6	48	4	8	6	6	5	6	3	4	5	47	95	0
Eeyore	8	6	4	6	3	8	4	4	8	51	7	6	7	4	6	4	4	5	7	50	101	0
Grumpy	8	7	4	6	3	8	5	4	6	51	6	6	5	8	4	7	6	5	8	55	106	0
TOTAL	0	1	0	0	0	0	0	1	0		0	0	0	0	1	1	1	1	0			6
Legend	E	Eagle or Better						B	Birdie		P	Par		G	Bogey or Greater					C	Cut-off birdie

PLAYER MATCHES
HOLE	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	10	11	12	13	14	15	16	17	18
	AS	AS	1U	1U	2U	2U	2U	2U	2U	2U	2U	3U	3U	3U	4U	-	-	-
	4	5	3	4	3	6	4	5	6	5	4	4	4	5	5	-	-	-
	4	5	4	4	4	6	4	5	6	5	4	5	4	5	6	-	-	-
	AS	AS														-	-	-
RESULT: Wally wins 4 and 3 Start match at hole:

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